Chapter 781 - Calculation in Calculation (1)

Liang Houli didn't expect that this matter would be exposed by his wife who was still in the dark, but he still denied it, "No... There is no such thing. ”

Liang Houli's wife glared at him fiercely and scolded him loudly: "At that time, you also told me that this plum blossom pattern is beautiful. It's only been more than ten days, and you've forgotten it so quickly?"

Liang Houli saw that his wife was wearing a bag in this matter, and he didn't know what to say to quibble for a while: "I ......"

The reason why Liang Houli went home and didn't tell his wife about this bet immediately was because he thought that this time he was sure to win, and he wanted to give his wife a big surprise after winning two big fat pigs.

Fat Tsaihua: "Liang Houli, your wife has personally confirmed that these pants are hers." What else do you have to say now?"

Uncle Zhong spoke at this time: "Liang Houli, as a witness to the bet, you can't deny it this time." ”

The villagers who followed were also coaxing: "Liang Houli, you lost the bet this time!" ”

Until this time, Liang Houli's wife still didn't know what kind of medicine this group of people gathered at her door early in the morning, pulled Liang Houli's arm, and asked, "What are you betting with them?"

Liang Houli said angrily: "It's not like betting on your pants!"

"Smack!" Liang Houli's wife angrily slapped Liang Houli in public and scolded: "Are you crazy? Gambling on the old lady's pants?!"

The mechanism is too smart, and this time it was clever but it was mistaken by cleverness. Liang Houli let out a long sigh of despair: "Alas!"

Zhu Decai looked quite arrogant, and asked Uncle Zhong, "I plan to kill the big fat pig that I won from the bet tomorrow evening and have a feast in your village." The audience present had a share, and everyone had a bitter meal to celebrate. Okay?"

Zhongbo replied with a smile: "Of course!"

There was a burst of cheers immediately.

......

One day, Zhang Pei, a villager from Dingcun near Yuncheng, came to visit Zhu Decai, because there was a greedy small landlord in their village, surnamed Qin Mingdecai, who often loved to take advantage of others. But the guy who got rich had a lot of ghost ideas, and the masses often fell for him unknowingly, and they were helpless, so Zhang Peilai came to hire Zhu Decai to punish that guy with clever tricks.

After Zhu Decai understood the situation, he resolutely agreed to use the plan to let the greedy guy "steal chickens and rice".

On this day, Qin Deli brought five taels of silver to Yuncheng to buy cloth to make robes, who knew that the price of the fabric had risen, and it would take six taels of silver to sell. If you change to someone else, if you don't have enough money, you will buy it later or find an acquaintance to borrow it temporarily, but Qin Deli's greed for cheapness has flareed up again, and he is thinking about how to make a windfall to buy clothes.

Just as Qin Deli was pondering and thinking about what was wrong, he suddenly saw a gorgeously dressed woman next to the counter concentrating on shopping for clothes.

A man standing behind her had quietly snatched her embroidered silver purse, and the people around her were busy shopping for goods, and no one noticed.

Qin Deli thought in his heart: If he comes forward to expose the thief, the owner may not be rewarded, what good is this? It's better to make another idea and smoke some oil.

So, Qin Deli hurriedly followed the thief, chased to a side alley, an arrow step, stepped forward and patted Xiao Lun's shoulder and sneered: "Hey, you are worthy of being empty-handed!"

The thief was slapped on the shoulder, and looked back in surprise to see a big man standing behind.

The thief was scared and asked, "You, what do you want to do?"

Qin Deli pretended to be mysterious and said: "Don't worry, I can see the small action you just played, how can you hide the gong from the trick!" Come, find a place to talk. ”

The thief was helplessly dragged by Qin Deli to a secluded alley.

The thief pleaded with sincerity and fear: "The villain has a family of seven, and there is no food to stay, so he is forced to do such a thing, I hope that the hero will raise his noble hand and spare me once, I will not dare to do it again in the future."

Qin Deli sneered: "Look at your pitiful appearance, let you go, hand over the silver bag!"

The thief was reluctant to hand over the wallet, and he wanted to say something.

"Do you still want to take the stolen goods? Okay, then come with me and let you taste the bars!"

Xiao Lun gave in and said to Qin Deli with a smile: "Uncle, don't be angry. How dare the villain not listen to you, don't say a silver bag, no matter how much you honor the uncle. After speaking, he really respectfully handed over the silver bag.

Qin Deli was overjoyed, took it with one hand, and then waved his hand and said, "You go."

Qin Deli turned around and walked to leave. The thief suddenly called: "Uncle, go slowly." The villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai today, it's really damned! Dare to ask the uncle's surname, where did he make a fortune?"

Qin Deli was cunning and cunning, and immediately became alert, looked at the thief, and asked, "What are you asking for?" Do you still want to find me unlucky? ”

"Don't dare, don't misunderstand, uncle, life is alive, born to parents, taught by friends, the villain is trying to serve the uncle in the future, today I want to invite the uncle to enjoy a meal, by the way to learn a little skill from the uncle, okay?"

When Qin Deli heard this, he thought secretly; This kid also knows the world, and he actually stammered me. Is it cheap to ask for politeness? So he agreed.

However, for fear of the thief's tricks, he proposed to choose a restaurant close to the yamen, thinking that the thief would not dare to ask for tricks there.

After the two sat down at the restaurant, the thief ran back and forth to order food and asked for a pot of good wine.

In a moment, the table was filled with nine large plates.

Qin Deli drank heartily, gobbled up, drunk and blinded, and spoke incoherently; The thief also kept adding wine and food for him, and accompanied him to eat and drink non-stop.

Qin Deli drank and said more: "I said brother, if you go to the rivers and lakes to eat, you must learn to be smarter, and you don't care about getting cheap, but you can't be too ...... Who is not greedy, greedy for what he wants, greedy for his law, clean and neat!"

The thief kept nodding yes.

Suddenly, Qin Deli found that the thief was frowning, holding his hands together, and looking very painful, so he asked the thief how he was, and the thief said, "Damn it!" I drank too much, my stomach hurt, uncle, you sit for a while, wait for me to go to the toilet to squat, by the way, I have paid for wine and food, and then come back to drink a cup of tea with you. After speaking, he hurriedly left his seat.

Qin Deli was drunk and delirious and relaxed his vigilance; Second, the silver bag is still in his hand, and he is not afraid of fraud. But wait, wait, wait, and after a while, the thief did not return, so he got up and wanted to go out and go home.

"Hey, you're back!" When Qin Deli heard the waiter call him, he turned around and asked what was wrong.

"Sir, Sheng Hui is five taels or six dollars of silver." The waiter held out a silver tray.

Qin Deli: "What, isn't it settled?"

Waiter: "No, sir!" Who's going to pay the bill?"

Qin Deli got up anxiously and said, "The friend who came to eat with me, he said to go to the checkout." ”

Waiter: "Then you tell him to figure it out before leaving." ”

However, the thief has gone like a yellow crane, and Qin Deli can't even say the name of the thief, where can he go to find someone? had to sit in the restaurant and stay until the market closed, Qin Deli was anxious and restless.

When the waiter saw his embarrassed appearance, he was amused and angry, and walked over and said, "Sir, it seems that your friend will not come back, please pay the money." ”

Qin Deli said arrogantly: "I didn't order the food, why should I give money?"

The waiter said, "I don't care who orders the food, you're a diner anyway, you're going to pay." ”

Qin Deli: "I just won't give it!"

The waiter saw that he was rude and immediately reported it to the owner of the hotel. The boss called, and two big men walked out, one on the left and one on the right, standing next to Qin Deli.

Qin Deli relented and said, "Okay, I'll give, but I only eat half of it, so I should give half of the money." ”

The boss angrily said, "No!"

Qin Deli secretly thought: The money he brought out to buy clothes was only five taels of silver, and he still owed six taels of silver, but fortunately, the silver bag was still there, maybe a few taels of silver.

He opened the embroidered silver bag and looked, yes! The wallet was empty. Qin Deli couldn't help but roar and scolded the thief: "That dog bastard, killed me today!" ”

Everyone thought that Qin Deli's wallet was patronized by thieves, and they couldn't help but feel sympathy, and suddenly the gorgeously dressed woman bumped in, she looked at it fixedly, and immediately grabbed Qin Deli and slapped him twice.

Everyone was stunned.

The boss stepped forward and persuaded him, "Sister-in-law, why are you beating people unreasonably?" ”

The woman's willow eyebrows were raised, and she pointed at the tip of Qin Deli's nose and scolded: "He is a thief who stole my embroidered silver bag." ”

When the woman saw that the purse was empty, she was even more angry and said, "Where is my money?" Give it back to me!" slapped Qin Deli again.

Qin Deli cried with a sad face and complained: "I am not a thief, the silver bag was given to me by someone else." ”

When the woman heard this, she became more and more angry: "You are still quibbling? Just now when I was in the store to choose clothes, I saw you wandering around me, and while I was determined to pick clothes, you stole my wallet. Just now, fortunately, a kind big brother told me that you are eating here, so I found it. Do you still want to deny it?"

Qin Deli secretly complained to himself, lost the money for wine and food, and sent everyone to the patrol room, losing money and suffering, it was really a loss of rice to steal chickens.

How did he know that the "thief" was invited by Zhu Decai to help punish him.