Chapter 3: If you want to eat, you have to become a delivery anchor
"Are we really going to the street to ask for food now?"
Although Huang Li had seen the lotus fall on the weekend just now, he was still a little weak at this time, after all, practice and performance are two different things.
"Teacher Huang, you won't be cowardly, right?" Weekend nodded, and said excitedly.
As a native of Northeast China, Huang Li can't hear two sentences in his life, one is that you can't drink it, don't drink it, and the other sentence is that you won't be cowardly.
"How is it possible, am I the coward? Don't you just go to the street to ask for food, what a big deal, walk! ”
Huang Li's tone rose an octave, and he put on a posture that even if it was a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, he had to break through in front of him.
"After the calf, Mr. Huang has been completely pinched!"
"I know how to treat a man in the Northeast on the weekend!"
"Laughing to death, how can a man in the Northeast be said to be cowardly."
As soon as netizens saw Mr. Huang's posture, they knew that he was treated to death by the weekend.
"Where are we going to ask for food now?"
After coming out of the program group and walking for a while, Huang Li spoke a little confused.
"Well, wouldn't that be good?"
As soon as I looked up on the weekend, I happened to see a vegetable market in front of me, so I raised my hand and pointed forward.
Asking for food is also particular, not to see everyone to go up to ask for it, you have to pay attention to an eyesight.
The reason why the vegetable market is suitable for food is because there are many people in the vegetable market, and secondly, those who set up stalls to do business.
The two soon arrived at the vegetable market, and Huang Li was still a little twisted and didn't let go much.
Turning his head to look at the broken bowl in his hand, he picked up a tile from the ground and asked, "Let's start here?" ”
Anyway, it's all up to this, and Huang Li simply let it go and give up this old face.
"Teacher Huang, don't worry, there are rules on the street, you can't just ask for it, you have to worship the street before you can start."
"What do you mean by worshipping the streets?"
Huang Li looked at the weekend with a confused expression.
"Just like other professions, everything must be worshiped by the ancestor first, we all rely on the street to eat, worship the ancestor is to worship the street."
Weekend smiled and explained it in an easy-to-understand way.
"I have grown knowledge, it turns out that it is not so easy to ask for food, and I have to worship my ancestor first."
", there are so many things to pay attention to, I've learned!"
"Everyone take a good look and study hard, this is Master Zhou's experience, and everyone will be able to use it in the future!"
"Whoever worships the ancestor in advance pays attention to !!"
"Don't say it, it sounds like it's really like that, in the past, the three sects and nine streams in ancient times liked to worship their ancestors."
In the online live broadcast room, most of the netizens, like Huang Li, heard this kind of statement for the first time, and it turned out that asking for food was not such a casual thing.
Of course, everyone will definitely not be able to pay attention to it on the weekend, so I have to demonstrate it again.
So the weekend quickly tapped the broken bowl in his hand, making a string of clanging sounds.
"I'm here on the street today, and I'm going to sing a set for everyone."
"Worship the street with a broken bowl, worship the three religions and the nine streams."
"Which three religions, which nine streams, all the sons and hundreds of schools are on top."
"Everyone's appetite is good, and the fragrance grows tall."
"Second, everyone is in a good mood, business is prosperous, and wealth is good."
"Three times to everyone, learning career is getting better."
“……”
On weekends, there was a lot of noise on the streets, and it quickly attracted the attention of most people in the market.
"Yo, do you still have food to eat this year?"
"I haven't seen it in years!"
"The young man sings really well, he looks handsome, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like he wants to eat!"
The average age of the people in the vegetable market is not young, and those with experience can see at once that this is the routine of asking for food in the past.
But when I saw the weekend's face, I became a little suspicious.
Of course, there are not no young people in the vegetable market, and among this group of young people, someone quickly recognized Zhou Zhou and Huang Li.
"Ahhh!!h
"Oh my God, I didn't expect that I would come out to buy groceries and meet Mr. Huang on the weekend."
"It's really a weekend, hurry up and post a circle of friends."
When these young people see the weekend, their first thought is to hurry up and take pictures and send them to the circle of friends.
Soon, the news that he and Huang Li appeared in a vegetable market in Puhai on the weekend spread.
Fans who got the news naturally didn't want to let go of this opportunity to meet idols, so they came to the vegetable market one after another.
Meanwhile.
After visiting the streets on the weekend, I also started to get down to business, knocking and singing to a vegetable stall at the entrance of the vegetable market.
"Hit bamboo boards, knock on forks, and sell vegetables."
"The boss is really good, he sells melons, fruits and vegetables."
"Melons and fruits are sweet, vegetables are tender, and no fertilizer is sprinkled on the manure."
"Boss, don't laugh, I'll give you leeks too."
“……”
The stall owner is quite realistic, listening to the weekend singing for a long time, smiling with a smile on his face, and really took a handful of leeks for the weekend.
The young people outside the crowd who knew the weekend immediately laughed, and the emotional proprietress really regarded the weekend as a meal.
"Laughing to death, the proprietress is a real person, so I'll really give you a handful of leeks!"
"Now it depends on how to pick it up on the weekend, he can't really ask for it."
Looking at the leeks in the hands of the proprietress, he couldn't cry or laugh on the weekend, how could he have the hands to pick up the leeks now, so he had to continue to sing: "The boss, it's really a person, it's not good to just give things." ”
"Look at how pitiful we are, why don't you give me a few dollars?"
What's that?
I want to give money!
Who knew that the proprietress was a budget-conscious master, and if she really wanted her to take money out of her pocket, she was suddenly a little unhappy.
"I'm also a small business, but I can't make a lot of money."
The proprietress shook her head, and reluctantly hugged the bag containing the money all at once.
In the live broadcast room, netizens were immediately happy when they saw the boss lady like this.
"It's a bad day for the weekend, and the first one I met a stingy boss lady."
"Hahaha, mixed with this weekend, hungry for nine meals in three days, Mr. Huang is cold in his heart."
"The proprietress is too real, it's easy to talk about things, but it's not negotiable to give money."
"It's like that, it's not so easy to get money out of their pockets."
"People are telling the truth, this kind of business is a small business, and they all earn every penny, and it is understandable to be stingy."
Market.
At this time, there were young people who knew the weekend at the scene, and when they saw this scene, they immediately shouted outside the crowd.
"Boss, people are big stars, they don't really want food."
Big star?
The proprietress doesn't care if it's a big star or a big star, anyway, if you want her to take money out of her pocket, she can't do it.
At this time of the weekend, I was not annoyed, so I could only continue to change the lyrics.
"If you don't give money, that's fine, you can't give some melons and fruits."
"Boss, you're annoying, I'll help you with publicity."
At this point, the weekend turned around and began to look at the lively crowd outside.
"White radish, red pepper, boss's stuff is really good."
"The pumpkin is big, the watermelon is sweet, and you can have a good marriage if you eat it."
"Bayberry red, plum sour, delicious and inexpensive."
“……”
On the weekend, I opened my mouth and praised all the things on the proprietress stall.
"Boss, get me a watermelon and weigh some plums!"
At this time, in the crowd watching the excitement outside, there happened to be a fan of the weekend, and suddenly shouted loudly outside.
As a fan, can't you support idols?
"Alas, Howler."
When the proprietress heard that someone was taking care of the business, she immediately smiled.
"I'm a fan of yours on the weekend, can I take a picture with you?"
Fans don't care about things at all, they only have weekends in their eyes.
"Yes."
Weekend nodded.
When fans saw the weekend nodding, they immediately came to the weekend with an excited face, picked up their mobile phones and took a selfie.
Click.
After the fans took the photos, they happily danced in place.
At the same time, the people who had just gotten the news just happened to arrive at the vegetable market.
As soon as they saw that this fan bought some melons and fruits, they could take a photo with the weekend, and their eyes lit up.
Buy some vegetables and fruits to take a photo with the weekend, this business feels cost-effective no matter how you look at it.
"Boss, give me some fruit too."
"I'm going to buy some vegetables."
"Give me a little bit of whatever you want, we're not bad for money!"
For a while, those fans who rushed to follow suit.
After the proprietress saw these people shopping, she consciously ran to take a photo with the weekend, no matter how stupid she was, she could see that these people were going for the weekend.
Is this guy really a star?
The proprietress couldn't help but blush, she really regarded the weekend as a meal before, and the key thing is that she was reluctant to give money.
As more and more fans came, more and more people bought things, and in just ten minutes, the things on the proprietress stall were sold out.
In the live broadcast room, netizens always feel that this is like bringing goods on the weekend?
"Am I in the wrong live room? How do I feel like this is a weekend livestream? ”
"Hahaha, when you say that, it seems to be true."
"But the weekend people are really nice, the boss lady is so stingy, and he is also enthusiastic to help the boss bring goods, this is the pattern."
"It's not easy for a small vendor, how can it be stingy."
"Indeed, my family sells vegetables in the vegetable market, and the money is earned by a penny, so I am extra careful about my budget."
At this time, the proprietress looked at her stall that had become bare, and her face was both happy and ashamed.
After thinking for a while, the proprietress took out Zhang Twenty's from her pocket, but after a while, she changed it to a hundred and came to the weekend.
"Young man, Auntie can see it, you have a unique skill, you don't usually ask for food, if it weren't for your help to publicize, my family wouldn't be able to sell this thing so quickly."
"Auntie is not the person who doesn't understand things, so much, this money is a little bit of Auntie's heart, thank you for helping Auntie publicize."
The proprietress was distressed, but she was still very determined to stuff the money into her hands on the weekend.
Of course, on the weekend, he also knows that it is not easy for small vendors, what people earn is hard money, and every penny is exchanged for sweat, so he definitely can't ask for so much money.
"Auntie, you give too much, I can't ask for it." Excuse yourself from the weekend's efforts.
"No, Auntie gave it to you, you have to take it, otherwise Auntie will feel uncomfortable."
"Auntie, it's really not good, it's too much, or you can just give a few dollars."
One wanted to give, the other refused to ask, and the two quickly pulled at the scene.
This scene is very similar to the scene when you go to relatives during the Chinese New Year, and the elders have to stuff red envelopes for you, and you are embarrassed to ask for them.
"Hahaha, what's going on, why are you still tearing up?"
"There is a sense of substitution!!"
"Laugh, this picture is too visual."
"It can be seen that this father and mother are a real person."
"The two won't fight, it's so happy!"
In the live webcast room, netizens saw this scene and felt like they saw themselves during the New Year, and they were suddenly crazy.
Market.
On the weekend, I pulled with the proprietress for almost three minutes, and the proprietress couldn't resist the weekend, so she had to replace the one hundred with a five-dollar one, and she reluctantly accepted it on the weekend.
"Boss, thank you!"
After accepting the money from the stall owner, he continued to walk to the next stall on the weekend, knocking on the broken bowl slices as he went.
At this time, Huang Li didn't know where to pick up the two tiles, and they also followed and beat them on the side, otherwise there would be no sense of participation at all.
"Teacher Huang, you also started?"
"Laughing to death, wasn't Mr. Huang reluctant to come to the street on the weekend to ask for food before, how can he play with it?"
"Hahaha, the law of true fragrance, sure enough, no one can escape it."
"Teacher Huang is still learning very fast, why don't you have words?"
In the live broadcast room, netizens saw the tile in Huang Li's hand and were immediately happy, it seems that he was also infected by the weekend.
Soon, on the weekend, I came to a stall selling meat and immediately started singing.
"Take a walk, turn around, turn around and come to the pork stall."
"Fat fat, thin skinny, let's take a look."
"There are pig tails, pig brains, if you want to buy it, you can find the boss."
“……”
As everyone knows, when he was turning around on the weekend, he was already followed by more and more fans who heard the news.
As soon as he finished singing, these fans rushed to the front of the pork stall.
"Boss, weigh me two catties of lean meat, chop it up and make it, don't see the fat on it."
"Boss, weigh me two catties of fat, and chop it up to make a face, don't see a little thin on it."
"Boss, weigh me two catties of gold cartilage, and chop it carefully to make a cheek, don't see a little meat on it......"
"You are deliberately finding fault, being the boss is the town of Guanxi, don't pay attention to them, boss, just weigh me a few catties of meat."
Soon, these fans bought all the meat on the pork stall, and the people who bought the meat went to take pictures with the weekend queue.
The owner of the pork stall looked at the stall of Jingguang, and the whole person couldn't close his mouth with a smile, he didn't have to sing it himself on the weekend, so he took 20 yuan and stuffed it into the weekend's hand very interestingly.
"Thanks, young man!"
At this moment, the vendors in the entire vegetable market were red-eyed and shouted loudly about the weekend.
"Young man, look at our fish, do you want to sing a song?"
"Our chickens and ducks are good, they are all free-range chickens raised by themselves, you can help sing a part."
"Young man, look at how good our melons are, keep them ripe!"
"Young man, our shrimp and crabs are good, they have just been salvaged, you can come to our house and sing a part!"
For a while, the weekend suddenly became the most popular person in the entire vegetable market, and those stall owners were looking forward to coming to their stalls to sing on the weekend.
In their eyes, this is a live anchor with goods on the weekend, and it's free, this kind of good thing, you can't find it with a lantern!
(End of chapter)