Chapter 4: There are many interesting things in the market
Every time Huang Li walked to a stall on the weekend, the goods on the stall were coaxed by fans.
"What's the matter, why is the vegetable market so lively today?"
"Is there any activity I am doing, but fortunately I came early, otherwise I would have missed it."
"Activities? Then I'll have to inform our community mates. ”
"Ouch, this young man is so handsome, why are you lining up to take pictures with him, it won't be a blind date event, right? Then I'll have to give my daughter a chance. ”
The uncles and aunts in the crowd, who didn't know what was going on, saw that it was so lively here, and they thought it was an activity launched by the vegetable market.
The uncles and aunts also immediately followed and grabbed there, and in the simple concept of the uncles and aunts, it is impossible to follow the trend.
"This fish is good, get me one."
"Hey, this chicken is good, it looks like an authentic free-range chicken."
"This melon is good, keep it ripe."
The things are still those things, and the price is not much cheaper than before, but the aunts and uncles just feel that they have earned it.
After the aunts and uncles finished shopping, they also lined up there with the fans, waiting to take pictures on the weekend.
In the live broadcast room, netizens saw the uncles and aunts, and thought they were middle-aged and elderly fans on the weekend.
"Damn, when did the mass base on the weekend become so high?"
"These aunts and uncles are also fans of the weekend?"
"Hey, isn't it Aunt Chen from our community who is queuing up, when did she become a fan of the weekend?"
"What's this, last time I started talking, my mother and my grandma liked the weekend, and said that when he would perform a skit again, he would go to the scene to watch it."
However, soon the netizen was slapped in the face.
Market.
After waiting for the fan in front of her to take a photo with the weekend, an aunt also came to the weekend with a vegetable basket, learning from the fan who took a photo with the weekend just now.
But as soon as the photo was taken, the aunt suddenly said coldly, "Young man, where can I get something?" ”
Receiving something?
On the weekend, there was a black line, yes, I understand, this aunt thought it was an activity in the vegetable market, and she had something to receive after taking photos with herself.
"Auntie, we're not doing an event, we don't have anything to receive." I couldn't help but laugh and explain to my aunt on the weekend.
"Don't have anything to pick up?" The aunt suddenly said: "Day by day, it's useless." ”
The netizens in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter.
"Ouch, I'm laughing to death."
"I thought Auntie was a fan of the weekend, but I didn't expect Auntie to be purely fun, and she laughed crazy."
"Auntie is so real, turning her face faster than turning a book."
"It's so cola, there are a few aunts in our community who are like this, and when they see the queue, they have to follow the queue, for fear that they will miss any activities."
"Ask for the psychological shadow area of the weekend at this moment!"
After the aunt in front was not very happy to leave, the next one was an uncle.
"I'll just say it's not a promotion, don't believe it!"
When I heard the uncle's words on the weekend, I was immediately relieved, it seems that the uncle is an understanding person.
However, he hadn't started to be happy yet, the uncle had already taken out his mobile phone and pulled out a photo of his daughter from it.
"Young man, this is my daughter, do you think you like it?"
What?
On the weekend, he looked confused, and he didn't react to what the uncle was doing, but he still subconsciously complimented: "Your daughter is so good-looking, I can follow you at a glance." ”
"If you like it, hey, then I'll be relieved." When the uncle heard this, he suddenly became energetic: "I also like you very much, so the young man will leave me a phone number, and I will arrange for you to meet my daughter another day." ”
See each other?
What the hell is this?
"No, uncle, we're not a promotion, but it's not a blind date event." Weekend smiled wryly.
"It's not a blind date, huh? That's not in vain, I'm still thinking about finding a good target for my daughter, and she likes your style (shai). ”
Yes, this is a guy who wishes he would marry his daughter off sooner.
In the live broadcast room, netizens were crazy.
In the uncle's body, the netizens in the live broadcast room seemed to see the shadow of their parents.
"Hahaha, uncle, I hope my daughter will marry out as soon as possible."
"Normal operation, I'm afraid you don't know, my dad now has my photos stored in his mobile phone every day, and he will find a blind date for me whenever he has the opportunity."
"Don't think it's an exaggeration, some old people really have such an exaggeration."
"Cover your face, my dad is like this, when he meets someone, he has to take out photos to show others, for fear that I won't be able to get married."
"I've seen even more exaggerated, there are old people in their 60s who go to bars with photos to find a partner for their son."
"That's right, now the young people are not in a hurry, and the old people are anxious like ants on a hot pot."
As soon as the uncle left, the uncles and aunts in the queue behind also understood that this was neither a promotional event nor a blind date activity, so they were a little reluctant to leave the team.
Without this group of uncles and aunts, the efficiency here on the weekend would be much higher, and after a while, the entire vegetable market would be sung, and everything would be almost sold.
Of course, they also have a lot of harvest on the weekend, and those stall owners are not allowed to make a fortune when they help bring goods on the weekend.
Twenty.
Thirty.
Fifty.
It is not easy for the stall owners in the vegetable market, who get up early and are greedy for night, and earn all the hard-earned money, and those above 50 will not be charged on weekends.
But even so, it doesn't add up to a lot.
"Well, I earned more than 700 yuan this morning, which is a lot."
Huang Li clicked and said happily, this is beyond the requirements of the program team.
"It's almost, let's move on to another place!"
After shopping in the vegetable market, when Huang Li and Huang Li were about to leave on the weekend, an administrator wearing a red armband was still a little reluctant: "Which troupe are you from, right?" Is Ming'er still coming? ”
"We're not from the troupe, we're just joking." Weekend explained with a smile.
"Kidding? I think you sing pretty professionally, huh? The administrator was a little unconvinced, but he was humble on the weekend, and even said kindly: "If you really don't have a team, why don't I introduce you to a job?" ”
"Introductory work?" The weekend was stunned for a moment, and said happily: "Okay, we are worried about finding the next place." ”
"That's right, my brother-in-law opened a restaurant in front of it, the kind that specializes in wedding banquets, and they are looking for someone to help liven up the atmosphere at the wedding, can you take this job?"
"I can pick it up!"
I didn't think about it for the weekend, so I agreed.
"Cheng, then I'll take you there." The administrator didn't think much about it when he saw that he had promised on the weekend, and took off his armband to take the two of them over.
A few hundred meters from the wet market, you will arrive at a restaurant that is lit up outside.
"You can't do it, the wedding banquet is a major event in life, don't give people a yellow."
Huang Li pulled the weekend with some worry, and he always had some drums in his heart.
"Don't worry!"
The weekend was full of confidence, comforting Huang Li.
After a while, the administrator made a phone call, and a man dressed more formally came out of it.
"This is the person you're looking for?" The man glanced at Zhou Zhou and Huang Li, and said a little unhappily: "Didn't I ask you to find a host?" Who are you looking for? ”
"Brother-in-law, where will I find you the host at this time and a half, aren't they all lively, you will be able to use it." The administrator said embarrassedly.
Only then did Zhou Zhou and Huang Li know that they had been fooled by the administrator, and it turned out that the restaurant was looking for a host.
"Loser, you know that you are unreliable!" The restaurant owner glanced at the broken bowl in Zhouzhou's hand, and his eyes were full of disgust: "Forget it, I'll find someone myself." ”
After speaking, the restaurant owner was ready to let Zhou Zhou and Huang Li go back where they came from.
But at this time, a wedding car stopped at the door, and a couple got out of the car.
"Weekend?"
The bride in the groom's arms suddenly screamed excitedly when she saw Zhou Zhou and Huang Li standing at the door.
Hearing the sound on the weekend, I subconsciously turned around.
"Ahh What a weekend! ”
The bride's eyes widened and she saw that it was a weekend, and then she jumped out of the groom's arms.
"It's really you!!"
The bride looked like a little fan girl, and said excitedly and incoherently: "On the weekend, I am your iron fan, and I have been following you since you first debuted, I didn't expect to see you at my wedding today, can I hug you?" ”
In this case, it was difficult to refuse on the weekend, so I hugged the bride gently.
But he forgot that behind the bride there was the groom officer, as well as the respective families of both parties.
The bride is his fan, but no one else knows him, so when he saw the bride suddenly hugging the weekend, there was a big misunderstanding.
Chen Jingjing...... He, who he is! ”
When the groom saw this scene, the groom turned even more around, stepped forward with a sad and angry face, pulled away the bride, and asked with a pointed point to the grievances of the weekend.
At this moment, a famous aphorism from netizens suddenly came to mind in his mind.
If you want to live a decent life......
In the latter half of the sentence, he didn't dare to think about it anymore.
At the same time, the bride's father also came over with a blue face: "Xiao Qi, I'll help you decide this matter today!" ”
After the bride's father said a word to the groom officer with some shame, he glared at the weekend viciously, and he simply regarded the weekend as a scumbag who ruined his daughter's marriage.
"I don't care who you are, I won't give my daughter to you!"
Poof.
Now the bride also understood, knowing that there was a big misunderstanding, and quickly explained: "Dad, what are you talking about!" ”
"You still dare to call me dad, I don't have your dad!"
The bride's father seems to be really angry, and the generations have been split.
"Dad, he's the weekend, he's my idol, not what you think." The bride stomped her feet in place, so she had to look at the groom again: "Zhang Xiao, think about who the weekend is!" ”
"Weekend? That star weekend? ”
Fortunately, the groom has not completely lost his mind, and after hearing the name Weekend, he immediately understood who the weekend was.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I thought I was here to rob my daughter-in-law!" The groom hurriedly held the weekend's hands and apologized: "Hey, strange, aren't you a star, why did you come to my wedding with Jingjing?" ”
This oolong is troublesome.
At this time, the groom officer was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, and quickly explained to the others around him before the misunderstanding was resolved.
Weekend smiled bitterly and said, "I'm the host who came to help you officiate at the wedding today, boss, you said yes?" ”
"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" No matter how stupid the restaurant owner is, he knows how to answer, and quickly says, "This is the surprise that the restaurant has prepared for your wedding." ”
"Thank you owner, your restaurant is so good!"
When the bride heard that she was going to officiate at the wedding on the weekend, she was immediately moved and almost cried.
"It's nothing, it's all what our restaurant should do!"
The owner of the restaurant blushed, and quickly glanced at the weekend gratefully, but he didn't expect that the weekend would still be a star.
At the same time, the entire live broadcast room was about to explode, and the oolong just now was comparable to the national football team.
"I'm laughing to death, the groom's expression just now is really funny!"
"It's so dangerous, I was almost considered a marriage robbery on the weekend."
"But the bride was really excited just now!"
"It's so funny, it scares the groom and the groom, and the face is too threatening on the main weekend."
……
Meanwhile.
The bride and groom have already entered the wedding banquet hall and appeared on the rostrum on the weekend.
As soon as he appeared on stage, he was immediately recognized.
"Damn, it's the weekend, I'm not mistaken, right?"
"It's really a weekend, how can he be a wedding celebrant?"
"Oh my God, he's too much of a fan!"
For a while, the entire wedding banquet hall was boiling.
The families of the bride and groom also felt embarrassed to see the guests so excited.
"Brother-in-law, look, I'll just say okay!"
At the same time, the caretaker below is also boasting to the restaurateur with honor.
"Okay, even if you have done one thing, I will tell your sister when I go back, don't work in the vegetable market in the future, come to my restaurant as a supervisor."
The restaurant owner said with a smile, the customer feels that he has face, and of course he, the boss, also has face.
Soon, soothing music rang out in the venue.
"Distinguished guests, welcome to the wedding ...... of Zhang Xiao and Chen Jingjing"
With a microphone in his hand on the weekend, he also has a good way of hosting, so that people can't find fault with it.
After a while, under the control of the weekend, the atmosphere of the whole venue became warm and romantic.
The bride and groom also stood on either side of the weekend, looking at each other affectionately.
On the weekend as the host, he should have said the wedding greetings according to the usual practice, but when he saw that the groom and bride were wearing Chinese-style wedding dresses, he temporarily changed the words.
The poem says: "
"The sun and the moon are allied, and the world is a mirror."
"The whistling mountains and rivers are proof, and the ghosts and gods are relied on."
"From then on, the mountain is high and does not hinder its ambition, and the stream is deep."
"The passing years do not destroy their intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide their feelings."
"Even if the road ahead is full of thorns, I will be calm and fearless, and I will follow with my sword."
"In this life and this life, I will never abandon you."
"Eternal life and eternity, promise to follow."
(End of chapter)