Chapter 167: Transfiguration

The meeting lasted for several hours, but no good plan was come up.

In the Taihe Palace, Emperor Shi Yu came slowly in an off-white robe.

A screen with a picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, a pot and a table, two cups of tea, Shi Yu and the emperor sat looking at each other.

Today's emperor is no longer the serious emperor of the past, but he is a teacher for one day and a teacher for life. It's a damn sense of oppression.

The emperor still felt a little restrained sitting with the head teacher in elementary school, and his hands were hanging on his knees, silently listening to the emperor's opinions.

"The first place in Chen will be the king of Yue, and the status of the king of Yue is irreplaceable. Now that I want to calm the crisis in Beiding, I'm afraid others can't go. ”

"What do you mean, teacher? Speaking of which, my brain is very good, vertical and horizontal, amazing strategy and strong martial arts, brave and good at fighting, it is indeed the best choice to go to Beiding. ”

The Emperor rolled his eyes. The exaggerated words that this emperor taught you, you have put all the words on yourself, your majesty.

The tea is fragrant.

The milky white screen shines in a soft light.

"Although the emperor has talent in warfare, the country cannot be without a king for a day, and the emperor is indispensable for the capital to guard, otherwise those foreign enemies know that the capital of Chen is empty, and if it is attacked, Chen Guo is in danger."

"What does the teacher mean?"

"Otherwise, the old minister will go up on behalf of the emperor. Lao Chen's bones should also be experienced, even if the horse leather shrouded body, it can be regarded as a well-deserved death. ”

Isn't that a joke?

Although the emperor has a martial arts strategy, he is a little white in actual combat, and he can talk about troops on paper, if he goes to lead the troops to fight, whether he can ride the horse away is another matter.

Besides, although the emperor is famous in the capital, but when he goes to the border fortress in Beiding, who will take him seriously? Those who have taken military merits have always looked only to the king and the horse, and the emperor has to stand aside.

If the emperor goes, not only will he not be able to solve Beiding's predicament, but he will put himself in a dangerous situation.

No, no, no.

I can't be a shrunken turtle in the capital, and I turned around and sacrificed my teacher.

"Your Majesty, Concubine Du is here." Gao let the word go.

The emperor frowned: "The country is in danger, and the emperor also summons concubines." ”

"Along with you, there are also Shi Guiren." Gao Jean explained.

As soon as he heard that he had the name of his daughter, the emperor frowned again: "Why did the emperor summon two of them at once." Now that the enemy is present, the emperor does not care for his body so much, how did the king of Shang destroy the country back then, have you forgotten it? ”

"Dad, have you finished chattering, I used to say that you were nagging in the house, but now I can't stand you, you can nag even more." Shi Jing came in with soup and began to scold his father: "Dad has been in Taihe Palace for a long time, but what good ideas did you have for the emperor?" ”

Shi Yu was embarrassed: "No. ”

"Then don't go back quickly, my mother should be waiting for you again, and she won't be home as soon as she comes out."

Shi Yu: "This, this, this"

"Concubine Du has been waiting outside the door for a long time with her body in her arms, Dad, you have a little look. Besides, the soup boiled for the emperor in the small kitchen is almost cold. ”

Historical encounters

I am a good daughter raised by the emperor.

Alas.

Not to mention nine bends and eighteen turns, she really can't turn a bend when she speaks.

The emperor didn't dare to talk to him, the emperor, like this, Shi Jing's courage was getting bigger and bigger day by day.

What's the solution?

Biological.

Pampered.

Shi Yu sighed: "The old minister is leaving." ”

"The teacher worked hard for Chen Guoshu to sleep at night, and the soup boiled in the small kitchen was given to the teacher to drink. In addition, it was not easy for the teacher to meet Shi Guiren, so Shi Guiren went to send the teacher. ”

It was already an honor to be able to drink the soup rewarded by the emperor, and the emperor also intimately asked Shi Jing to accompany him to the palace gate.

The emperors all sighed: "The emperor seems to have better eyes than me." ”

"Dad, is there really no way to do it?"

"How do you know about Biansai from a daughter's family? It's top secret. The emperor was shocked, and quickly looked left and right to see if there was any leakage of the news: "Who did you listen to, spreading state affairs indiscriminately, that is a capital crime." ”

"It's not your father yet, it's like a big horn tied to your mouth, sitting in the Taihe Palace, I can hear it clearly when I stand outside the hall."

"Dad, that's worrying about state affairs, what does your daughter's family know."

"Dad is just worrying about it, and he can't think of a solution."

Emperor

You shouldn't have entered this palace.

was scolded by his own daughter.

"I remember that there is a general in Biansai, named Cui Zhen, who is strong in martial arts and clever in people, since King Yue is sick, why not let him be the commander, just a nomadic clan, and Yelang people, where is Cui Zhen's opponent, they will definitely be beaten when the time comes."

"A daughter's family, talking all day long is, fart, how to be unified." The emperor frowned: "The matter of Beiding is a state affair, and the civil and military officials have no idea, how can it be a matter of your two sentences?" You are not allowed to put your beak in state affairs, but you have to use more force in the harem. ”

"With what force?"

"Now that the queen and others are pregnant with children, you are also a noble person named by the emperor, and you must have an heir. Don't be heartless all day. Shi Yu tied a cloak for Shi Jing and gave her a haircut, just like when she was a child.

Shi Jingzheng wanted to say that she was a noble person who was picked up for nothing, and she relied on his father's face to support her, and the emperor forced a nobleman's name to her, but seeing her father's expectant eyes, Shi Jing couldn't say these words anymore, so he could only stuff twenty taels of silver to his father.

The emperor has never seen such a small amount of silver.

Holding the silver, he said: "Where did you get these scattered silver, you have a lot of places in the palace to use silver, keep it for rewarding people." ”

"This is the money I have saved up as a nobleman."

The emperor was embarrassed: "It turned out to be the monthly silver that my Jing'er earned, and my Jing'er has really grown up, and I can earn back money." Dad cultivated you, never thought that one day, I Jing'er would be able to get money back. ”

"Although there is not much silver, let my mother take it to make clothes."

The emperor looked at Du Weiyan's clothes and saw a god.

The aqua green wide-sleeved shirt, the milky white fairy skirt, the shirt is wrapped in silver thread embroidered with white gardenias, and the gardenia stamens are layered on top of each other, which are made of gold thread and gemstone beads.

A beige with pearls is inserted diagonally into the sideburns, and a pink peony flower is placed on the sideburns.

Perhaps because she was pregnant and had a big appetite, Du Zhiyan was fatter, and her already white skin was even more blown.

People are more delicate than flowers.

To put it in the past, such a Du only said, the emperor can watch it for an hour.

But now there is still a fold of King Yue's serious illness on the case, and the emperor's brows are furrowed like earthworms.

The lop-eared crow stood on the shelf, and sighed like the emperor.

Gao Rang handed over a new fold.

Seeing that it was from the north, Gao Rang's expression changed greatly, and he didn't dare to take a breath and handed over the fold.

"Concubine Du, look at what is written in the fold."

"Your Majesty, the harem is not allowed to interfere in politics."

"I will allow you to bring disaster to the country and the people."

Du only said

Du Zhiyan opened the fold, and there were only two lines of words in it, and the first line said that King Yue was seriously ill. The second line reads that the situation in Beiding is turbulent, and the emperor is asked to think of a way.

The emperor sat cross-legged on the bed in a middle coat and did not say a word.

"The slave wants to relieve the emperor's worries." High let the ground fall.

"Say." The emperor did not raise his head.

Gao Rang: "The slave originally wanted to relieve the emperor's worries, but unfortunately the slave has never read any books, except for serving the emperor closely, other slaves can't interject." Why don't you give the emperor a massage? ”

"No need, stand down."

"Yes." Gao Rang lowered his head and retreated out the door.

The picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains on the screen, the top of the mountain is the color of oil green, like moss.

That is the country of Chen, stretching for thousands of miles, rivers, lakes and seas are all under the rule.

"Your Majesty, do you want the concubine to give the emperor a massage?" Du Zhiyan shook his handkerchief and blessed him.

"Okay, I just have a neck ache."

Gao Rang, who was standing at the door, pouted, En'en, the emperor of the double standard.

Du Zhiyan pinched the emperor twice, and the emperor held her hand.

Speaking of the situation in Beiding, the emperor secretly made up his mind: "I listened to the teacher's analysis, and now only when I go to Beiding can I lead the soldiers to fight bravely and save the current decline." The border fortresses of the Chen State will not allow barbarians to invade, and I will not allow them to be so presumptuous. ”

"But that side is the world of King Yue, if the emperor goes under the banner, what if the capital is empty? The nest was raided again. ”

"Huh?"

"The concubine is saying that if someone steals it again, there will be some old and weak women and children left in the palace."

"When I arrived at the border, I could wear the armor of the king of Yue, and under the banner of the king of Yue, I would lead the soldiers to deal with the barbarians. But I'm gone, the emptiness of the capital is a big problem, and if I don't sit in the palace, the capital will be in danger. ”

Du Zhiyan didn't want the emperor to go to Beiding.

Since ancient times, the battlefield is not a joke.

In case the emperor has a good one, what should Chen Guo do? Isn't it about a change of dynasty? The child in her womb has not yet been born, and I am afraid that she will go to Shoukang Palace to retire. It's still good.

If there is really a change of dynasty and the capital is occupied by the barbarians, wouldn't it be very bleak for this group of women in the harem?

I still remember that the Song Dynasty was broken by the Jin people in history, in the second year of Jingkang, Bianjing City was broken, Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, Zhao Huan of Qinzong and his son, were captured by the Jin people, and the concubines, the royal family, nobles, and ministers, a total of about 14,000 people were captured by a brigade, divided into seven batches, and escorted to the north.

Trekking thousands of miles, traveling for nearly two years, those who died along the way, those who were killed, those who froze to death, those who were buried in ravines, those who waded through the water, those who could not bear the ravage, trampling, insulting, and spoiling, as well as being escorted by male dogs, were raped and defiled by Jin Dynasty officials day and night along the way and had no shame to survive, when they reached the end point, four out of ten men and seven out of ten women.

According to the official statistics, in fact, more than half of the people died, and those who survived were slaves and concubines; Worse, send it to remote deserts and sell it as livestock......

Don't dare to think about it.

Du only said that he was worried about the emperor's safety.

"If I still cower at this time, it will be even more ignorant of the people of Beiding, and the fate of Beiding can be imagined, if Beiding is occupied, the capital will not be far away." The emperor lightly analyzed the current situation, as if he was talking about a trivial matter.

Du only said that he was alone at this time, and he was going to risk his life.

The emperor is going to sacrifice his life for righteousness, and she, a woman in the harem, naturally can't stand by coldly.

Advancing and retreating together and sharing fate is the only thing she can do now.

"Since the emperor wants to lead the troops, and he wants the capital to be guarded, it is not easy to find a way to have both, but the concubines have a way."

"Can you think of a way?"

It's not that I can think of a way, it's that I have always had a way, but I can't be summoned by the emperor.

There is a mall in the system, and there are all kinds of talents and skills, just one way, and it is not difficult to defeat people at all.

"Does the emperor still remember that we went to Yongxing City? If the emperor goes to Beiding this time, and then creates an illusion that the emperor is still in the palace in the palace, then the capital will not be empty, and the emperor can also fight bravely outside to kill the enemy, isn't it the best of both worlds? ”

"So. How could I go to Beiding again to lead the troops and defend the city of Beijing? ”

"Of course, the emperor lacks skills, but can't he conjure up another emperor?"

Cut.

The emperor almost rolled his eyes.

In the end, it is a woman, and the idea is simple.

Conjure up another emperor.

When hatching chicks, you can hatch several eggs with a few eggs.

Is it so simple to conjure up an emperor?

When I went to Yongxing City, it was only for dozens of days, and I closed the door of Taihe Palace, creating the illusion that the emperor was not doing his job and singing and dancing every day, so I coaxed these people.

Now that the enemy is at present, the situation is tense, and the civil and military officials have to do things almost every day, if they can't go out at this time, they can't say that they can't say it, and the queen mother can poke a hole in the door of the Taihe Palace with a stick.

So where to become an emperor? Isn't it a fantasy?

"Your Majesty, you have a cup of tea and listen to the concubines." Du Zhiyan brought the emperor a cup of Tieguanyin, and whispered: "Your Majesty, you boldly go to Beiding, and the concubines will be the emperor at home." ”

Emperor: "Poof"

"Your Majesty, please give your concubines a chance."

The emperor had a black face: "I want to give you a chance, but those civil and military ministers don't want to." Du Shi, you must know that pretending to be the emperor is a capital crime, besides, you are a woman, you are a weak woman pretending to be me, and the civil and military officials are not blind or deaf, how can you fool the past? ”

It seems that the emperor does not believe her.

Of course, there is no basis for words.

Du Zhiyan decided to show some unique skills.

Since entering the palace, with the emperor's favor, whether it is the emperor's praise or the emperor's praise, you can get points for sleeping and pregnancy.

Now she has accumulated more than 2,000 points.

Open the system, open the skill column, and select the disguise technique.

Transfiguration, through some means of makeup, can change the appearance of a person, if the technique is good, can allow a person to change into another person's appearance in a short period of time.

Du Zhiyan has always been handicapped, but after spending 100 points to buy the disguise surgery, the system directly gave a makeup bag and came with the disguise technology.

Du Zhiyan fiddled with the small mirror for a while, and then took off the pink peony flower in his hair, took off the hairpin, pulled his hair to the top of his head, tied his hair with a silver crown, and put his long eyebrows into his sideburns.

Gao Rang pushed the door in, and when he saw Du Zhiyan wearing a gauze robe, he quickly knelt down and kowtowed: "Du Chang is here, the emperor is not a slave, I don't know that the emperor is playing with Du Chang, and the slave is guilty." ”

The emperor looked confused.

Play?

"The slave doesn't know that the emperor is wearing Du Changzai's clothes"

The emperor looked down at his middle coat, thinking to himself where Gao Rang was dropping his head, how could he speak upside down?

"Your Majesty, the slave didn't mean to break in, it's the food in the imperial dining room, and I want to ask the emperor if he wants to put it in now." Gao Rang didn't dare to raise his head, he was really scared.

As soon as he came in, he saw an emperor's head growing on Du Zhiyan's body.

Such a strange thing, he thought it was an evil one.

Even the title, he won't be able to do it.

Good guy, the upper body is the emperor, and the lower body is always there, how should this be called?

(End of chapter)