Look at the high and let that die.

The emperor was a little stunned: "Gao Rang, you are so waiting by my side, I haven't seen any strong winds and waves, why are you twisting like this." ”

"Minions...... The minions seemed to be dazzled. ”

"Look at your little self-interest, why are you dazzled."

It seems that the emperor doesn't know the sinister world.

Du Zhiyan turned around and brought the emperor a cup of tea.

When the emperor took the tea, he suddenly saw Du Zhiyan's face.

Sky.

How can he be almost the same as him, the emperor? Just the shape of the long eyebrows and sideburns, and the pear vortex that will appear when frowning are all in one position.

"Gao Rang, I seem to be dazzled." The emperor is demented.

Du only said that he was going to sit on the bed.

The emperor hurriedly refused: "Don't ...... Don't don't don't ....... me...... A little confused. ”

Who doesn't get confused when they see it.

According to the law of the state of Chen, pretending to be the emperor is a capital crime.

But Du Shi is not pretending, he has directly become the emperor.

Not to mention, Du Shi seems to be beautiful.

He stayed up for several nights in a row, and there were some bruises at the corners of his eyes, as if he had been punched twice by someone, but Du's face was very smooth, and the bruises were gone, like freshly shelled eggs.

It's so tender.

The emperor secretly touched the crotch of his pants.

Thankfully, it's still there.

Thankfully, it's still there.

It's really scary.

The moment he saw Du Zhiyan, the inspiration in his mind like fried popcorn burst out, and he thought that there was a ghost judge in "Liao Zhai", who had strong spells and could change the heads of two people, and these two people could still live.

The emperor thought that something was wrong, could it be that someone replaced his head with Du Zhiyan, otherwise how could it be so similar.

So I hurriedly touched my crotch, but fortunately, it was okay, it was all right.

I was relieved a lot, and let Gao Rang go with a small mirror and look at the mirror, well, it's still him, he hasn't changed, tall and handsome, handsome and chic, it doesn't seem to be a change of head.

What kind of immortal technique did Du only say?

Du Zhiyan wanted to go to bed with a gauze to explain, but the emperor refused: "You...... Duchenne ...... How are you now...... Is it okay to go to bed? ”

"The emperor is estranged from his concubines, doesn't the emperor want his concubines to sleep?"

"Half an hour ago, I had this idea, but now...... I really don't dare to think about it at all. My mind is now incomparably pure. The emperor cautiously stretched out his hand, his hands gestured on Du Zhiyan's chest, and then on Du Zhiyan's waist, scratching his ears and cheeks to prove something, but he couldn't get his hands down, so he could only bite his lip and ask: "Du Shi, do you ....... that...... Didn't become a man, did you? ”

"Your Majesty, the concubine is just a disguise technique, and the body is still the concubine's own."

"That's good, that's good, otherwise you will become like me, and you are pregnant with a child, won't I have to have a child when the time comes? Isn't that a shame? But Du Shi, I really underestimate you, you are in the takeaway business, and you can be disguised, you are really a talent. ”

"Your Majesty, the slave has a clever plan." Gao Rang looked happy.

"Say."

"Since Concubine Du has this disguise technique, why not be easy to look like King Yue? Won't you be able to lead the army when the time comes? ”

The emperor gave Gao Rang a roll of his eyes.

Du only said that there was a disguise technique, but it was a disguise technique, not a ascension technique.

She disguised herself as the king of Yue to lead the troops to fight, and it was estimated that she could be kicked away by the horse's hooves before she went to the battlefield.

She is pregnant again, not to mention that she can't go because of thousands of miles of bumps, even if he agrees to let her go, the Queen Mother will not allow it.

After all, how could a weak woman let her put her in danger.

"Du Shi is pregnant and very weak, even if he can look like the king of Yue, it is not appropriate to go to the side to take risks, but Gao Aiqing's words made me have a wit, and I have a clever plan."

Gao Rang looked at the emperor adoringly: "Your Majesty, the slave is willing to hear about it." ”

"Du Shi, can you make Gao Rang Yi the king of Yue, and let him go to the border to lead the troops. Gao Rang has seen King Yue many times, and he also understands a little bit of King Yue's temperament. ”

Du Zhiyan......

Gao Rang: "The emperor spares his life, and the slave is just a eunuch." ”

"Then don't do what a eunuch should do." The emperor's eyebrows drooped.

Gao Rang hurriedly retreated to the door.

It's dangerous.

Du only said that with such a miraculous disguise technique that can be exchanged like a fake, the emperor can rest assured and boldly go to Biansai to pretend to be the king of Yue to lead the troops.

After all, the emperor's heart and eyes are no less than that of King Yue.

The royal children have always been both civil and military, leading soldiers, and the emperor is confident.

But when he went to Biansai, Du only said that he was going to pretend to be him walking in the palace.

Gao Rang can get through the trick here, Gao Rang has always been his little dog's leg, Du only said that he was easy to face, and Gao Rang's tone was naturally very tight. This matter is limited to the three of them.

But Du Zhiyan is a pregnant woman, can she really pretend to be the emperor in the palace?

Obviously, Du Zhiyan is a little shorter than him.

However, if you wear a taller crown, you may be able to make up for it.

Du only said that the pregnancy was small, and the belly was not obvious, which was not a mistake.

But she pretended to be the emperor, so she couldn't stop talking, right? He's not dumb.

Du Zhiyan's voice was completely different from him.

This is a fatal vulnerability.

The emperor is not at ease and is ready to test it.

"Du, you sing a little song to listen to."

"Your Majesty, the concubines don't have that kind of talent, if the emperor wants to listen to a small song, he can call someone from Nanfu."

"No need to bark, I want to hear if you're a crow."

Insult whom.

I've heard of crow's mouth, when did I still have a crow's voice.

The emperor has his own conclusion: "I know, although you have changed your appearance, your voice has not changed, and it is still a crow's voice." ”

Du Zhiyan rolled his eyes.

"It's not impossible to have you, the fake emperor, guarding the capital of Chen Guo, it's just ......."

"What are the emperor's concerns?"

"It's just that you speak in a completely different voice than me, and it's going to be revealing. Once outsiders know that you, the emperor, are pretending, the consequences will be serious, and maybe you and the people in the capital will have to worry about your life. Every time I think about this, I feel relieved and uneasy. ”

Don't say it sooner.

It's not a big deal at all.

With a system in hand, these questions are easy to solve.

Du Zhiyan did not panic at all: "Your Majesty, the concubine has a voice changer." ”

"What kind of instrument is a voice changer? How come I've never heard of it? Is it a musical instrument of Nanfu? Or is it a folk musical instrument? ”

The emperor was stunned.

Of course, the voice changer is not a musical instrument, but a prop that Du Zhiyan bought in the system mall, two points, you can use the voice changer for a day, and you can get a 5% discount if you buy it for a month.

If there is a discount, it is very fragrant, and Du only said that he bought it for a year in one go.

Of course, you can't tell the emperor about buying a voice changer in the mall, otherwise the emperor will definitely think she is a monster.

Du only said that she could only tell the emperor that she learned to change her voice from a folk artist, and she could become the voice of other people in this year, without any flaws, that is to say, in this year, she could imitate the emperor's voice.

The Emperor: "Can you really imitate it?" ”

Fakes are never sold in the system.

Of course it is good to be able to imitate.

"You learn a voice from me to listen."

"What kind of voice does the emperor like? Royal Sister Tone? Loriyin? Girly voice, rough Chinese sound? Eunuch sound? ”

Gao Rang, who was guarding the door, frowned: Who did the eunuch provoke.

The emperor is not interested in what eunuch sound, rough Chinese sound, and girl voice is not interested in it, but what loli sound, royal sister sound, well, you can listen to it.

"Then you give me some Lori sound, Sister Yu Yin or something, let me listen to it, is there a little bit of it."

Du Zhiyan spent points, and soon the voice changer arrived.

Then try the effect.

"Everyone, let's do a good job here, are you tired? It's right to be tired, and comfort is reserved for the dead. On this throne, men sit on it, but women can't sit on it? ”

The emperor's back was cold, good guy, the voice of plotting to usurp the throne and destroy the nine clans is still very arrogant.

"Let Daji, look at your heart, please speak to Daji, master. The master's orders are absolute. ”

The emperor smiled at his aunt, En, this is good.

"Three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twist, turn around, people are also Lolicon, the male god is Lord Mengde, the favorite pet is Adian, and the dream is to raise an alpaca."

This, although I don't understand, is not difficult to hear.

The corners of the emperor's mouth lifted.

Although the opera and dance in Nanfu are good, but I am a little tired of watching, Du only said that as soon as the voice changes, the freshness will come? It's such an interesting voice, and after a while, it's as if there are three or five people talking in the Taihe Palace, which is really unusual.

"I find your voice of the Nine Clans quite appealing." The emperor stroked Du Zhiyan's lips with both hands, what kind of magical lips are these, those words that exterminate the nine clans are so imposing.

"Your Majesty, just talk, why are you still getting started." Du only said.

It is the voice of Gorang.

Du Zhiyan actually succeeded in imitating Gao Rang's voice.

This fake sound made the emperor almost pee a shield.

The good guy was still touching his concubine one second ago, and the next second he felt like he was in love with Gao Rang?

A sense of guilt in my face.

"Du, you are a woman, you don't know how powerful it is, you will scare me so much that you can't do it."

"Your Majesty, are you no longer good?" Du was only shocked.

"Nonsense, it's okay now."

"Then let's rest, now that the concubine has a disguise technique, it is equivalent to the emperor that you have a doppelganger technique, and the emperor can set off on the same day, so you have to rest well."

The brocade tent hangs down, and the candles flicker.

Du Zhiyan took the emperor's hand and sat beside the bed.

"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother is here." It is the voice of Gorang.

The emperor pinched Du Zhiyan's face: "Is the skin not, it's okay to learn what to do." ”

"Your Majesty, it's the Queen Mother who has come to see you." The high voice in the doorway was raised by two points.

It turned out that it was not Du Zhiyan who imitated, it was really the Queen Mother who came.

The emperor got up to greet him, thinking that Du Zhiyan beside him was also his appearance, and suddenly became nervous, just Du Zhiyan's level of disguise technique, there were two emperors in the Taihe Palace, and the queen mother had a stroke at that time.

No, no, no.

The emperor asked Du Zhiyan to hide behind the screen and not to come out.

He himself went to welcome the Queen Mother into the door, and placed the Queen Mother on the couch to sit, and he himself waited beside him.

The lights are bright, and the screen is embroidered with very fine silk, which is light and thin, almost transparent.

The emperor clearly saw a figure behind the screen.

In case it was discovered by the Queen Mother, how could the Queen Mother be stimulated by this.

So he hurriedly stood in front of the screen to block it.

The Queen Mother sat on the couch, took a sip of tea, and began to count the Buddha beads on her wrist: "Qi'er sent a letter to the mourning family, which was an expedited of eight hundred miles, saying that he was seriously ill, and the military doctor said that he would not be able to get out of bed for a month, and it is still unknown whether he can get better in the future." ”

The Queen Mother sobbed and wiped the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief: "Now I heard that Bian Sai and Yelang are not restless, and this is the time to use Qi'er, but he has fallen, is there any available candidate for the emperor?" What advice do civil and military officials have? What if those aliens break through the north? Although the mourning family is a harem woman and is not allowed to interfere in politics, but at the moment, Chen Guo is in dire straits, and the mourning family can't ask more than this time. ”

The Queen Mother sobbed again, quietly waiting for the emperor's answer.

Gao Rang is really, I'm afraid that the Taihe Palace is not bright enough, so many candles have been lit, and the Taihe Palace is like daylight.

The Queen Mother's eyes are not good, and now she can see it clearly.

Especially with such a thin screen, the person hidden behind the screen is exposed every minute.

Now the Queen Mother is sitting at the door, and it is too late to go out, but the screen is facing the Queen Mother.

The emperor wanted to protect Du Weiyan.

So learn from Du Zhiyan's appearance, standing in front of the screen with his legs between his legs.

I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to cover it, so I deliberately stretched out my hand, pinched my waist, and expanded the area.

The Queen Mother was wiping her tears and didn't wipe her anymore, staring at the emperor carefully, she always felt that something was wrong, but she really couldn't say it for a while, but the emperor, who has been quite stable recently, is posing there at this time, it's so strange.

The children of the royal family have been taught to sit straight since they were young, which is called standing and sitting, who allowed the emperor to do this.

The Queen Mother's voice suddenly became stern: "Jian'er, what are you doing there scratching your head." ”

"Back to the Queen Mother, I ..... ...... It's a little itchy on my body. ”

"What's so uncomfortable? Is it because the clothes are uncomfortable that the emperor itches, or is it because he eats a meal that is not right? Stand still, mourn the family and take a look. ”

The Queen Mother said that she was about to step forward.

The emperor was so frightened that he hurriedly stood still: "Queen Mother, I don't itch anymore, maybe I think a little ..... I want to ......"

"What do you think?"

"I drank too much tea just now, probably because I wanted to go to a courtesy room."

"That's not going yet, standing there with your legs between your legs, what kind of system."

"Yes, Queen Mother." The emperor pulled his legs to go, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came, he couldn't go, if he went, such a thin screen, wouldn't the queen mother find Du Zhiyan?

For Du Zhiyan, this Gongfang must not go.

"Why didn't the emperor go again?"

"I suddenly ...... again I'm not in a hurry to go to Gongfang. ”

Queen Mother: "You are also the emperor now, how can you think of one after another, such a big person, there is no certainty." ”

The Queen Mother sat back with the help of Aunt Guan, sighed and counted her Buddha beads: "The mourning family told you these words, did you listen to them in your heart?" What kind of calculation do you have in your heart, tell the mourning family, and the mourning family will listen to what you mean. ”

"I want to—"

"Don't stand on the screen, it's all blocking the light. The mourning family has not been looking good lately, and everything is a little blurry, Jane, you come to the mourning family. ”

Yes.

It's going to be impossible to hide.

The emperor's legs were unconsciously clamped again.

Queen Mother: The emperor is a little demonic tonight

(End of chapter)