Chapter 169: The Emperor Pretends to Be a Woman
The death of this clamped leg, the Queen Mother doesn't like to watch it.
The emperor looked at the Queen Mother's expression, and knew that the Queen Mother couldn't stand it, so he hurriedly said: "Queen Mother, I will play a game with you." ”
When is it, the emperor is still in the mood to make games.
The Queen Mother sighed.
"Queen Mother, close your eyes."
The Queen Mother had no choice but to close her eyes, and by the way, Aunt Guan also closed her eyes.
The emperor hurriedly greeted Du Zhiyan and motioned for Du Zhiyan to hide in bed.
Du only said that his eyes were quick and he went to bed, but unfortunately before he could cover the quilt, the Queen Mother had already opened her eyes.
The emperor grunted and rolled under the bed, but Du Zhiyan could only turn his back to the queen mother and didn't dare to squeak.
But the layers of gauze skirts betrayed her.
The Queen Mother's eyes are not clear, but she is not blind.
There was an extra person on the bed, and she could see it at a glance.
"The game the emperor said, is it a big change?" Although the Queen Mother is old, she can keep up with fashion.
"When is it, the emperor still has kung fu to summon the concubines." The Queen Mother held her forehead: "No wonder you are so uncomfortable in front of the screen, it turns out that you are afraid that the mourning family will find out about your summoning concubines." What house is she from? ”
Du was only stunned.
Aunt Guan replied: "When the Queen Mother asks questions, you must answer respectfully. ”
Of course, you can't answer while lying in bed.
"Your Majesty, what should I do?" Du only asked the emperor under the bed in a low voice.
The emperor: "I am hiding under the bed now, and I can't protect myself......"
"Then the emperor hides under the bed and doesn't squeak, the concubine just went to probe the queen mother's tone, and by the way, the concubine, the emperor, doesn't look like it. cough cough ......" Du Zhiyan suddenly became angry.
The Emperor: "Du, I think you seem to be a little excited. ”
Isn't that exciting?
You can COS the emperor.
There are a few people in the world who have this treatment.
Du only said that he had a whole gauze skirt, a haircut crown, coughed twice and tried her voice changer, and then got up generously, walked with the steps of the outer figure, came to the Queen Mother, took off the Buddha beads on the Queen Mother's wrist and put them in Aunt Guan's hand, and said softly: "The Queen Mother's eyes are not good, and the Buddha beads are tired of her eyes every day, so you should take a break." ”
The Queen Mother sat obediently and did not move.
"Gao Rang, the Queen Mother should be thirsty when she walks this way, so she asked the imperial dining room to bring up the ginseng tea stewed at night, and the best mountain ginseng stewed tea is the most suitable for the Queen Mother to nourish her body."
Wait for the high to bring the warm ginseng tea, Du Zhiyan instructed him again, take the good mountain ginseng that was tributed, pick a large one, half an arm's length, put it away and give it to Aunt Guan to take back to Cining Palace, so that the Queen Mother can drink it from time to time.
"The Queen Mother cares about the government and politics, and the ministers have all kept it in mind, the Queen Mother can rest assured, Chen Guo has many civil and military officials, among which there are many talents, how can the nomadic clan and the little Yelang be our opponents? There are not only King Yue, but also generals such as Zhao Bojie and Cui Zhen, all of whom are available people. ”
The Queen Mother nodded, but her eyebrows were still a little sad.
After all, her own son King Yue was bedridden, and the old mother of the Queen Mother was naturally worried.
"King Yue's prescription Zizhen has already asked the Tai Hospital to study it, and also let the Tai Hospital finalize the prescription, and I sent two boxes of medicine in an urgent eight hundred miles to ensure that it is safe."
The Queen Mother obediently drank the ginseng tea, and obediently wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief.
"It's not early, and I'm still bothering the Queen Mother to run this trip, it's all mine. With me, Chen Guo is safe, and the Queen Mother can only recuperate in Cining Palace. ”
The Queen Mother drank the ginseng tea, but she didn't say a word.
Originally, I had a thousand words in my heart that I wanted to play, but I held it back.
When I went out from Taihe Palace, I only felt depressed and moved in my heart.
What kind of complicated emotions is this, I can't fix the Queen Mother.
Aunt Guan held a long mountain ginseng and followed the queen mother's sedan chair.
The moonlight was like silver, pouring on the eaves of the deep palace.
The bluestone of the corridor was smeared by the moonlight, emitting a silvery white light.
A sedan chair walks slowly in the long corridor.
The Queen Mother held her forehead and savored what happened in the Taihe Palace.
"I don't know how King Yue is sick, the Queen Mother has been in suspense day and night lately, and she hasn't been able to rest well." Aunt Guan whispered: "Now that the King of Yue is leading the troops, the King of Yue is afraid that he is tired, and there are some who are tired. ”
King Yue was born to the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother is hanging in her heart.
But this night, the queen mother's heart was tied to the emperor.
My mind is full of the emperor's appearance.
"Why is Jian'er suddenly so knowledgeable and considerate?" The Queen Mother held her forehead: "In the past, the mourning family always constrained the emperor like a child, so that the emperor didn't like to talk to the mourning family, but just now, you also heard that the emperor is caring for the mourning family." ”
"The ginseng soup in the imperial dining room, the emperor is still thinking about serving a bowl to the mourning family, and he didn't forget to remind us to bring the ginseng before leaving."
The Queen Mother shook her head: "The mourning family was carried away by all this, and they forgot a major event. ”
"What?"
"Did you see it, the emperor is wearing a gauze skirt. The gauze skirt was layered, and the color was familiar to me, and I couldn't remember where I had seen it for a while. However, the emperor is wearing a gauze skirt, and the emperor ......." The queen mother insisted on holding back the words behind, until she got off the sedan chair and entered the Cining Palace, and the queen mother sat down on a stone bench in the courtyard and continued: "The emperor wears a skirt, the ancestors and ancestors are above, what is the emperor doing?" ”
Aunt Guan didn't answer.
She has always neglected to inquire about young people.
The emperor's Taihe Palace, she doesn't go there very often.
Who would have thought that this time he would bump into the emperor wearing a skirt.
What kind of hobby this is, she doesn't dare to say.
After all, the stakes are high.
The Queen Mother pondered the kung fu of a cup of tea: "In the past, some people said that the emperor liked men, and later, the mourning family saw that the queen and Wei Concubine were pregnant, so they felt that these rumors were self-defeating, so they didn't care, but they didn't know that the emperor still had this strange hobby." ”
"What does the Queen Mother mean?"
"Maybe the emperor likes to wear women's clothes, but he doesn't like to spoil women."
Aunt Guan was stunned.
She, the old man who served by the Queen Mother's side, didn't like the emperor very much.
Listening to the Queen Mother's words, Aunt Guan's hair stood on end.
"Originally, it was the carelessness of the mourning family, just now in the Taihe Palace, the emperor served the mourning family very diligently, the mourning family always felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't say it, now that he thinks about it, he only cares about being moved, and he forgets about wearing a skirt."
"Queen Mother, it's time for you to rest."
The queen mother wiped her tears with a small handkerchief aggrievedly: "The first emperor, the ancestors and the ancestors are on top, and the mourning family is the country of the Bao Min family, and I don't dare to slack off for a day, but the emperor ...... He likes to pretend to be a woman...... Now that the enemy is present, what should the mourning family do to bring the emperor back......"
Taihe Palace.
Du couldn't believe that the Queen Mother was gone.
The Queen Mother left, she was a little thirsty, just the warm ginseng soup in the imperial dining room and half a pot, asked Gao Rang to bring a cup to drink first, the stomach was still a little hungry, the mutton buns roasted in the imperial dining room were used as supper, although it was not as good as the recipe of Wanru Palace, but the craftsmanship of the imperial dining room was okay.
Pregnant and has a big appetite, she shows off three mutton buns in one go.
It's kind of comfortable.
The emperor crawled out from under the bed, thinking that Du Zhiyan would be scared to face the Queen Mother alone, crying and crying for his mother, and he thought that the Queen Mother would find fault with her, so he rushed her to wear a woman's gauze skirt, and the Queen Mother had to publish an eight-hundred-word essay, and the Queen Mother couldn't see a man embarrassed.
Unexpectedly, Du sent the Queen Mother back to Cining Palace with just a few words, and he was so moved before leaving that he didn't mention wearing a skirt at all.
Bi Du only said that Gao Rang Duan Ginseng Soup, this fake emperor and an old eunuch cooperated very tacitly.
It seems that he, the real emperor, was sent by the phone bill.
Du Zhiyan ate and drank and arranged it for herself.
The angular and heroic face exuded a cold and warm light under the lamp.
The emperor was a little jealous in his heart.
To be the emperor and do his job, he is really wronged.
"Du Shi, is it okay to be the emperor?"
"Okay."
"Where's the good?"
"The food in the imperial dining room is delicious, and the Taihe Palace is big and spacious."
"What else?"
"Wait until I eat another bun and think about it."
The emperor frowned, Du Shi, should I say that Du Shi doesn't recognize life, or does she not think about it?
It was arranged in the Taihe Palace, and I didn't want to go back to the Wanru Hall at all.
Du only finished showing off the buns, only to find that the emperor was still standing aside.
Sins, sins, sins.
How can my IQ become lower after using the disguise technique?
How can you leave the emperor aside.
People are like fakes, and they are the emperor who can control life and death.
The emperor is still standing, she is sitting next to her to eat and drink, isn't she dead?
Du Zhiyan hurriedly bounced up from the couch, pressed the emperor down, and then obediently knelt beside the emperor: "Your Majesty, your wisdom and martial arts are a great way to see the mountains and rivers, Yao Tianshun Ri, if the concubines can learn from the emperor a little bit of your fur, it is the creation of the concubines. ”
The emperor was cold, but the corners of his mouth were pear-edging.
This woman can bend and stretch.
The emperor who was still high in COS one second turned into a harmless and pitiful little white rabbit in the next second.
The emperor felt that he had underestimated Du Zhiyan before.
Du only said that if it gets bad, others will destroy the nine clans, and she will have to destroy the ten clans, her courage is greater than that of ordinary people, and even the queen mother dares to fool.
However, such Du only said that he seemed to be able to hold up the scene.
Pretending to be the emperor is not something everyone can do.
Even if someone looks alike, pretending to be the emperor can also frighten him, after all, this is the crime of extermination.
Du only said differently, she knew that it was the crime of extermination, but she was happy to COS.
"If you are a man, I will make you an official." The emperor stroked Du Zhiyan's hand, this bold woman, it's okay to keep her in the palace as an emperor, anyway, she is quite an expert in COS, and she seems to be enjoying it.
"I thought about it, and without further ado, tomorrow I will take some men and horses to the north. In addition, I will leave a hundred dark guards in the capital for you to deploy. Of course, from tomorrow onwards, you will be the emperor, and they will all be called by you, and if you look up and look down on the eaves of the roof in the future and see them, don't be surprised, you are safe with them. ”
"How long is the emperor going? Will you be able to come back in 10 years? ”
Nani?
The emperor frowned.
I am going to kill the enemy and quell the chaos, not to change the dynasty or move the capital.
If you go to Beiding for ten years, you are not going to kill the enemy, you are being captured.
But how long will it take to go to Beiding to quell the chaos, the emperor can't say well, if it goes well, he may come back in less than three months, if it doesn't go well, it will drag on the battlefield, then he can't escape.
Speaking of this, the emperor sighed a little emotionally: "You just got pregnant, and it was the time when you needed me." ”
Thinking that being pregnant might make the emperor worry or distract the emperor, Du Zhiyan hurriedly said: "The emperor just go, there is a doctor in the palace, and the concubine's body is fine, and the doctor will take care of it." ”
"I listen to what you mean, and I can't wait to send me away quickly."
"The concubines are scared, how dare they have such thoughts, but Beiding is the time when the emperor is needed, and the state affairs are important, so the concubines can only stay in the palace, so as not to expose the emperor's whereabouts."
That's pretty much it.
The emperor's mood eased slightly.
The candle flame is faint.
The moonlight is even lighter.
There are few stars in the sky, looming. The looming stars merge into the heavenly river, and the heavenly river is bright, like a white line, hanging in the night sky.
The screen reflected the candle flame, and two figures were reflected on the silver silk.
The emperor analyzed the situation for Du Zhiyan, and finally put forward a few opinions.
First, she came to be the emperor, but the court affairs have always been reported after the cabinet has been sorted out, and there is a cabinet to check it, and there are generally no mistakes in major matters, she basically shows up to make a decision, but she must not expose her true truth.
At this point, Du only said that she could do it, and her disguise technique was like a fake.
Second, the affairs of the harem have always been taken care of by the queen, but now the queen is inconvenient, and the affairs of the harem need to be worried about a lot. Of course, you can't reveal your identity in the harem.
It's okay at all, as long as she doesn't call someone to sleep, who knows if she's a man or a woman?
Third, the queen and others are about to give birth, although there is a doctor in the palace, they need to stabilize the mother, and the fetus of the queen and others is also handed over to Du Zhiyan. The heirs of the harem are related to the lifeblood of Chen Guo, which should not be taken lightly.
This is easy to say, although women need to be called Wen Po when they give birth, but Wen Po will basically enter the palace in advance, Du Zhiyan with the system, the map system within the capital is available, GPS can be accurate to which street and which alley Wen Po lives, and then only need to sneak the reliable Wen Po into the palace a few days in advance.
Fourth, "After I am gone, you must not be too intimate with the eunuchs, and you must not be eunuchs. ”
Gao Rang had already stepped forward on his knees: "Your Majesty, the slaves don't dare." ”
The emperor: "I said a long time ago, when I was studying, Gao asked you not to serve beside you, you see, you have listened to more books, and you have become smarter." You can understand what I say. ”
Gao Jean smiled.
Otherwise, he is the emperor's personal doggy leg.
Of course, Du only said that he understood what the emperor meant.
The emperor wanted to remind Du Zhiyan that he couldn't ask the eunuch to take a bath, he couldn't ask the eunuch to wait for a change of clothes, and he couldn't bring a eunuch to the courtesy room, etc., etc., etc.,
Du Zhiyan secretly sighed in his heart, which woman would bring a eunuch to the thatched house.
"The emperor can rest assured, the concubines know their identities, and in the future in the Taihe Palace, they will try their best to ask the palace maids to serve."
The emperor breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good to communicate with smart people.
On the last point, what the emperor said was a bit difficult.
"The border is treacherous, the battlefield has no eyes, although I have the protection of the emperor and 100,000 soldiers, but in case I have an accident-"
(End of chapter)