Come, just go with the wind, and say: "This is not a little bit of money, two hundred and five", Yang Bai was so angry that the old shell leaned back, and said: "Hei Wazi, why do you call me to talk about you, people live with a face, and if the business is not benevolent, it will be a fixed price, two hundred yuan." Heiwazi thought about cash and silver, so he said: "That, that, that, Chengdu to Huayang, the county is cash." Yang Bai got angry all of a sudden, and said: "Oh, black baby, I, Yang Bai, am not a beach runner anywhere, the monk is still in the temple after he ran away, and I won't mix around the rivers and lakes for your money." Hei Wazi said: "Then you set an hour, the person who owes money now is the uncle, and the one who asks for the money is the grandson." Yang Bai ate and said: "I said that you are a black baby, and there are two taels of bones in the egg, and I can't hide from the fifteenth year of junior high school." Hei Wazi said: "Then we will make a gentleman's agreement, I will spit on a nail, and you can't lick back the saliva you spit out, then make a deal." Later, Yang Bai ate the turtle and went to the night evening incense restaurant for processing, pressed it with a pressure cooker, and the stewed rake slipped after a while. He called Wang Mazi, Wang Mazi's eyes were wide, his mouth swung around the basin a few times, shrugged his nose a few times, ate the flowers and bloomed, the oil flowed on Wang Mazi's chin, he couldn't feel it or didn't care about wiping it at all, and finally Wang Mazi stretched out his tongue and licked the plate clean. Yang Baiyu has been staring blankly from the side. Wang Mazi said directly: "What about this, Xiao Yangbai eats you, you have the ability, you can do things, you can do things, you don't have accidents, you have both ability and political integrity, the leaders are recognized, and the masses are recognized, of course, the most important thing is to be loyal to me, it is my crutch, I think you can be the village head." Yang Bai was overjoyed and puzzled, both flattered and relieved. I thought to myself, this goddamn mayor, it's not fucking easy. Before I could say what I was thinking, he knew it, and he solved it for me at once, and the mayor's power was really fucking great. For men, you can let everyone go to whomever you want, and for women, you can go to whoever you want. Yang Bai ate and thought, Lao Tzu is not a fool anywhere, they all eat rice, it is not that day you went to the countryside, I see your mung bean-sized eyes dripping and turning, it is not honest, it is said that you are hungry, in fact, it is rising there, I will find a place to give you a good bag to reduce swelling and relieve fire. This is called something good at the top, and something must be responded to at the bottom. Yang Bai ate straight and said: "Thank you, thank you, thank you, the grace of dripping water, the spring reciprocates", and he was grateful. When he turned around, his forehead touched the doorway, and when he touched it, he didn't care about the pain, and left in a hurry.

Within a few days, Wang Mazi went to the village to investigate the operation of the team. Of course, Yang Baiyu knew Wang Mazi's intention, and he had already arranged it at the star flower. Soon after, Yang Baiyu was recommended by the town team organization, and the masses elected him as the village head.

When things don't go well, it's like the water of a ditch is blocked, not to say that drinking cold water chokes people, not to say that the deep water of the instep is drowning people, or even a fart will smash your heels. But as soon as you cut the blockage with a hoe, the water will flow smoothly and happily again.

This Yang Bai eats like this, before he climbed Wang Mazi, it was nothing. When he walks and sees someone coming, he will flash away, or people will say, "A good dog doesn't get in the way", so he will turn sideways, smile, bend over, and nod his head. It's still good, but if it's not appropriate, if people push and shove him to step aside, and treat him as if he is not a person, he will turn around, with a black face, and a grunt in his mouth, and say something that only he can hear and understand. And even more inappropriate, some people, kick him in the ass, shove him to the side of the road, and treat him like a shitty bench man, and then he will only yell and shout 'ouch, ouch' twice. In short, all in all, there is not much with him, and there is no lot without him. People send out cigarettes and smoke in groups, as if they have forgotten him, or it is just a cigarette, or when it is time to send it to him, it happens that the cigarettes in the cigarette box are gone. He looked at the cigarette box as a prayer, but people said, this dog day is talking about cigarettes and not arguing, you see that every time you meet you, Yang Bai eats it, and he argues. In the past, when there was no one, he would pick up the cigarette pot on the ground, that is, the cigarette butt, sneak to the corner of the back, press it to his mouth, hurriedly took out a match from his trouser pocket, drew one, and the flame immediately rose high and lit it. He wrinkled his nose, closed his eyes, looked at the old shell, took a deep and fierce mouthful, his cheeks bulged out a big bag, held it, and slowly released the smoke from the crack in his mouth, the smoke rose to his head, turning into a round zero circle, he enjoyed this drunken appearance peculiar to drunken smoke, like a poor fairy.

After getting to know Wang Mazi, Yang Bai changed when he ate. In the past, he was walking on the shuttle, sitting on the shuttle, and he never rushed to say what people told him, and he was 'oh, oh, oh', and agreed first. The head is always planted, as if looking for something on the ground, as if he is afraid to take out his face for everyone to see. Later, he sat down and sat upright, as if he was the one who sat on the platform, if anyone stood in his way, he would darken his face and say very unhappily: "Don't know what, don't let things, don't talk about the rules, no rules, don't form a square circle, the steamer has an upper and lower space, people have to know their position, the position is not right, what do you say about other positions." He was about to walk in the middle, and no matter how wide the road was, he would force his companions to flash in. Speaking at a meeting, he performed alone. No, after he cleared the throat of the rooster, he flew out a mouthful of waste saliva, and then said, "This, this ha, I was sent from above, specializing in women, oh, women's work, today, the sun is big, a large number of women are not afraid, come, a small group of women are afraid, I didn't come, I am a big old man, I can't speak, someone asked me, how rough, I said that your women's director knows." This everyone is a hemp crutch on the city wall, after the big battle, what's funny, I will make you laugh first, and I will always make you cry in the end." When he spoke, he always said that I would talk about three points, and after everyone else had finished supplementing them, he said that he would emphasize three points again, and he said that he was talking about three points, and he forgot what time it was. At the time of the meeting, he called the name of the rake ear and said, "Rake the ear, you, you stand up for me, you said that I have reached the last point." The mother-in-law who raked the ears tugged at his sleeves and said, "Our family has not committed any royal law, but I will stand up for you", but the rake ears are still hunched over to stand up, and the little daughter-in-law saw that the lazy dog could not support the wall, as if she wanted to use the awl on the sole of the shoe to rake the flesh of the ears, and the rake ears were still struggling to stand up, and the mother-in-law who raked the ears said: "A man's family, look at the way you have no interest." The rake stood up trembling with his ears trembling, closed his eyes, shook his head a few times, and shouted: "How can the chicken belly know about the duck's belly, there is no me in the clouds, and there is no me in the fog." Yang Bai was on fire, his face was red, black, and blue, and he scolded: "You, you, rake your ears and don't know anything, you don't know if you don't know, you don't know what to say, if you say it, all the way, fart all the way, stunned for half a piece, I don't know how to cooperate, I didn't meet my hands, I met your feet, feet, hands and hands to pinch that, and squeezed your." He asked again, "What time have I spoken?" and then again: "What time have I spoken". Someone chimed in and said that it was the last point. Yang Bai stretched his neck, straightened the old shell again, and said: "Ride, Ride, I don't know if it's the last point." I just see if you're listening, remember no. Whether you understand or not understands is a matter of level, and whether you listen or not, it's a matter of attitude, hey, hey."

Yang Bai not only ate it, but also became popular again after it didn't take long after it was served. The above is assigned an indicator to the town, and it can be reported that a good village chief is commended by the city. Who is the comment, the mayor Wang Mazi and the deputy mayor Liu stammered and wanted to join their own people, but they didn't say it explicitly, and they started a belly lawsuit, and they were a little angry. Wang Mazi is like a cow fishing and eating a few mouthfuls of rice and grass, just looking at the side of a braincase chewing aftertaste, he still thinks that Yang Bai eats the person who mows the grass and feeds him, of course he wants to eat Yang Bai, Wang Mazi wants to take charge of this matter, or he will lose power. And this Yang Bai eats and runs, like a cow, always running to a handful of grass, just like a dog, wagging his tail and begging for mercy to the mountain, not a bone given by the owner of the figure, even if it is just a lump of oil on the chicken butt, he is also running here. What's more, this has to make everyone feel that as long as Wang Mazi is running with him, my Wang Mazi will also give his subordinates a leg when he eats lice, or people will say that Wang Mazi eats terriers and lungs. Liu stammered and also ate rice, of course he knew that this step was still Wang Mazi in charge, but he still had to say what he said, or people would think that he Liu stammered as the deputy mayor, and he sat at my seat without my words, just like the mud bodhisattva in the temple just for offering. Who is it, it is the contest between these two political forces, and it is also the art of political compromise after their contradictions, struggles, opposites, and reunification, and it is also the vane of employing people. To use it for a person is to set up a banner of hunting and hunting, and it involves the question of what flag to raise. If you want to raise the flag, you have to hold it high, you can't be like the slogan at the mouth of the tunnel, out of the foreign appearance, the left is written to hold the flag and move forward bravely, and the right is written to pass through the height limit of 2.8 meters. What flag to raise, in fact, is what song to sing and what road to take, which is a big question of direction and route.

Unexpectedly, among all the candidates, everyone can accept that only this Yang Bai eats. However, Yang Bai has a weakness in eating, just like the shortcomings of the barrel in the barrel theory, it determines the amount of water in a barrel. Yang Bai has no political achievements, no competitiveness, just report it, it is not suitable, in case the top pretends to be strange, carefully reviewed, and brushed it down all of a sudden, not to mention the waste of indicators, maybe it will be hung up to the bottom of the bag. This is also a problem that Wang Mazi needs to consider systematically and comprehensively. Wang Mazi scratched the old shell and stammered to Liu Zi and said: "This, this ha, report Yang Bai to eat, this may be a problem." Liu stammered and said: "I thought it was a big problem, this person's shortcomings are like a little girl's braids, grab a handful, and in the end, it's not for adults to comb and dress up." That's what we're doing, what's the will, the will of the ruling class, maybe we burn the buns and make a few masters shake the ashes, then they will look at us in vain, and say that our masters are not famous." Having said that, Liu stammered in his heart, why does this, why does Mazi have to grow all on one person's face, his image of Yang Bai eating is the image of the mayor of the town, and he is full of it to make him sassy. Wang Mazi guessed and said: "You Liu stammered, our eldest brother will not talk about the second brother, I mean to say that we must gather the strength of the whole town, gather the wisdom of the whole town, select the talents of the whole town, and create an advanced person who has the competitiveness to adapt to the economic and social development of our town." The way of thinking determines the way out, the specific thing is to find some talents, organize a writing team, pay subsidies every day, transfer the excellent deeds of other comrades, fly needles and threads, summarize to his knot, realize his knowledge, raise to his height, spit lotus flowers in his mouth, give birth to flowers in his pen, and spoil his face and pet the fat man." Liu stammered and said: "What you said is right, we are originally a group of heroes, and this Yang Baiyu is just an ordinary representative of it." Speaking of this, Wang Mazi and Liu stammered and laughed, they not only felt the fun of fighting, but also were happy that this Yang Bai ate occasionally became a reason for them to reconcile.

Things went even more smoothly than expected, and Yang Baiyu was commended by the city. Gu Shen, the leader of the city, met with Comrade Yang Bai alone. Yang Bai has never seen such a big chief, he is a little restrained, he sits on the edge of the sofa, his legs are together, his two hands are on the inside of his thighs, his head is not buried in the crotch of his pants like before, and he is not looking into the sky like he did later, his body is slightly shaking, and he is cramped and frightened, and