There is a time when the cowhide is blown up
Well, that is, his hands and feet have a position that is firmly fixed, and his legs and legs are shaking, but fortunately, the trouser legs are a little wide, and the trouser legs are slightly shaky.
Yang Bai was eating and purring, and he didn't know what he was talking about, you said he didn't say it, and his mouth was squirming again.
Gu Shen brought him water, he said he was not thirsty, but his mouth seemed to be dry, Gu Shen turned on the air conditioner for him, he said it was not hot, but the beads of sweat on his forehead were pouring out.
Fortunately, Gu Shen was cautious and just asked for warmth. After coming back, he Yang Bai was always thinking, and he didn't know how, that is, as long as he went to the place where the official was, people didn't say that you were nothing, and that you were advanced, but you were always panicked, like sitting on pins and needles, and always felt that this stepping was not a place for people to stay, and I didn't want to stay for a while if I had nothing to do.
Gu Shen slapped his head and said, send a notice, and make a decision to learn from Comrade Yang Baiyu. This is a major event in the political life of the town that has not been seen in decades, as if this advanced figure is itself a sign of the mayors' political achievements.
Wang Mazi and Liu stammered and discussed, saying that we should let the villagers know that this person was pushed by us, and whoever we want to be on will be on it, and everyone will have infinite scenery.
It is necessary to organize everyone to welcome Comrade Yang Bai who returns by shuttle. After ten o'clock, people looked at each other on tiptoe, and Yang Cang, who stood on the stone bag and stood on tiptoe, shouted, "The trailer is coming, and the red one is coming."
The noisy gongs and drums were beating, the Northeast Yangge was twisted, and the students stood on both sides of the street, shouting neatly: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome".
Yang Bai ate his chest with a big red flower, looked out of the car window with a smile, and couldn't help lifting the brim of his hat up.
got out of the car, Wang Mazi Liu stammered up, Yang Bai ate the brim of his hat to the side, and gave a hug respectively, the photographer pressed the shutter, Yang Bai ate and walked forward, Wang Mazi Liu stammered behind, Yang Bai ate frequently waved to the welcoming crowd, and said: "Hello fellows, fellows have worked hard."
In the distance, the dust on the ground rose like smoke. But sometimes the cowhide is blown up.
On the second day of work after the holiday, the town received a notice that a task force had been set up from above to investigate the problem of Yang Bai's food, but the specific problem was unknown.
Wang Mazi and Liu stammered to discuss, and they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of their superiors, so they figured out the intentions of their superiors and wanted to find out a way out of them, but they still had some fake fire for Yang Bai to eat, and they always felt that things were not well measured, and now they can't end the game, and they are inevitably a little nervous.
But experience and self-confidence are also indulging them in the depths of their hearts, the soldiers are coming to block, the water is coming to cover the earth, in this life, what wind and waves have not been experienced, will the boat capsize in the gutter.
As usual, they will take care of the food, the highest standard of food in the town, the highest standard of wine, the highest level of accompaniment, and the top hospitality.
But the task force didn't come to town. A few days later, the people of the task force arrived in the town, and the team leader was Yang Deqi.
After he came, he exchanged a few words of greeting and got to the point. The speech said: "During the climax of learning from Comrade Yang Bai in the whole city, some people reported that Yang Bai was a ruffian, a hooligan, a pimp, and a fake advanced, especially that Yang Bai was the grandson of a traitor. The leaders of the big baby at the top were very angry, saying that this was a political issue, a major issue of right and wrong, what position did they stand on, who spoke for whom, and gave instructions to thoroughly investigate and deal with it strictly. Wang Mazi, Liu stammered, the most afraid is the last question, they have heard that it seems that Yang Bai's grandfather has been a traitor, but the town never takes this seriously, when this Yang Decheng said this, they were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, their hands did not scratch, and their hearts were on fire. The two of them were honestly scared, and they didn't know what to do. Yang Deqi said: "After investigation, his grandfather Yang Kunshan, and Li Laohan fought for the corner of the field, not looking for the first chief, nor looking for the chief of security, nor looking for the maintenance president, and went directly to the devil's stronghold, and asked the devil to come out to judge the case for him and administer justice, and also, that is, the devil went into the mountains to sweep and couldn't find the way, he led the way for the devil, these things are clear to the people, but you are not clear, you are kept in the dark, you don't talk about politics, you make a big mistake, and the nature is serious." This one, you write a review first, and strive to deal with it lightly, and I will decide after I go back to report, and you will wait for it to be dealt with."
Wang Mazi and Liu stammered, Han stammered, Han stood, bent over, put his hand on the edge of his trousers, nodded his head, and said: "What you said is right, right, we know our guilt, we know our guilt."
Of course, the task force also has to eat and drink. This dinner table is a wine bureau, Wang Mazi and Liu stammered, and they all toasted Yang De, as long as the two of them toasted, they instinctively stood up, as soon as they stood up, the flip chair under the buttocks would make a clattering sound.
Liu stammered and came up to toast, holding the wine glass, and couldn't stretch out a sentence for a long time, Yang Decheng said: "It's okay to drink, but you have to get it down all at once, don't be able to make it out for half a day, hurry up."
Liu stammered and said with a smile, saliva flowed out of his mouth, his mouth was crooked, and he said: "Report, specialty, specialty, project, chief, we are here to drink in groups, three cups per group, I salute three groups, talk about the heart", as he spoke, he poured the three groups of nine glasses of wine into a large cup, raised his head, opened his big mouth, and urinated down with a stream of water.
Yang Deqi looked at it and said: "Okay, good, good", he touched it on the skin of his mouth with a small cup, and the wine was still wet, Liu stammered and looked at Yang Decheng, and he didn't know what to say, thinking that it was also, people don't ask for people to be tall, you see now, I am also under the low eaves, I have to bow my head, and use my hot face to cover people's cold buttocks, but I said: "The chief is arbitrary, the chief is arbitrary."
This Wang Mazi came up to toast again with a bottle, Yang Deqi said: "It's okay to toast, but it's a matter if you want to drink a glass of wine for each dimple", Wang Mazi was a little embarrassed, and went to cover his numb mouth while laughing, and said
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, chief, what you say is right, the subordinates have nothing to say, just toast and talk about the heart."
He knew that as long as the chief was happy, things would not be bad, and as long as the chief was scolding him and making fun of him, it was the chief who was angry and did not treat him as an outsider.
Wang Mazi can see the signs and development direction of things through these details. After a while, everyone drank red-faced buns, came out and stood in the cold wind, waiting for Yang De to get into the car of the task force, the car started gently, boom a few times, and drove away, Wang Mazi, Liu stammered and stared blankly, and didn't know what the result of their waiting would be.
After listening to the report carefully, Gu Shen, the head of the upper rank, said: "The fault of the village chief is the fault of the town chief, the fault of the town mayor is the fault of the county magistrate, and the fault of the county magistrate is whose fault it is." You say, this, this, this, now, and suddenly announced that Comrade Yang Bai, who is studying in the whole city, is a traitor and hooligan, this, this, this is something that cannot be explained to the superiors in any case, this is a slap in the face, this is not to say that he is playing with his head on the waistband of his trousers, but also to take his hat seriously. The hat is a thing. Do you know why the devil wears a cloth hat under the steel helmet, saying that when they start wearing steel helmets, they are waiting for the day, sweating and freezing, and the flesh on this head is connected to the steel helmet, and when you take this steel helmet, you often have to peel off a layer of skull skin. When this official hat was taken down, it was so annoying to take the steel helmet. You Yang can afford it, you can't afford it, you turn in the contradictions, this is a hot yam egg, just like this, this case will be suspended first, the investigation report will be kept for later use. This learning activity of Yang Baiyu will no longer set off any climax, it has not reached a climax yet, or even a climax, but it doesn't say that it will end immediately, let him go out of the tide, and Yin will do something. It's just that this Wang Mazi Liu stammers still to deal with it, and he always has to find a slope for them to climb, and he wants to beat it, or his tail is cocked to the sky, maybe one day he will cause any trouble, don't they also love to catch up with a mother-in-law, hey, it's messing with the relationship between men and women, it's a violation of life discipline, it's playing crookedly, warning punishment, and the whole city will report it."
This Wang Mazi, Liu stammered and was called to listen to the announcement of the punishment decision, they blinked their ears and listened, the more they listened, the more it was not a matter, they felt that the bull's head was not the right horse's mouth, the two of you looked at me, I looked at you, Zhang hehe, and then he grunted and complained all the way, and said: "This bridge is the road of the bridge, and it is not a baby occasion, this drama is sung by that play, why do you grab your eyebrows and mustaches, you don't hit people in the face, you are ashamed of your honor, there are three things that don't say, these two, It's far away from the eight thatched rooms, and it's something that can't be hit with eight poles."
But I want to turn around, this is what I got for you from above, my arms can't twist my thighs, you pick up a stone and hit the sky, and you look up to the sky and breathe a sigh of relief, and I don't know what to say.
They were still silently saying that if they were turtles, they would at least be bastards. I feel that I am not wronged, and I still have Yang Bai in my hand to eat.
The cow is herded and the cow is beaten, and the cow is covered with the field. It didn't take long for the village chief who Yang Bai ate to shake the ground alive.
One day, Liu stammered in the town and came down again, and some village leaders drank at the carambola's house, earlier Wang Mazi and Liu stammered for the matter of competing to be the mayor of the town, and they formed a beam, which made everyone unrecognizable, but this is all about Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds, and everyone knows this, and later they all said, the yellow calendar of the next year, this one has been turned over.
But when I drink this, the life of strange history comes alive again, isn't there a saying that history is always strikingly similar.
During the banquet, if anyone's words and deeds show disrespect for Wang Mazi, of course, it is a confession to Liu stammering.
The road news said that this Liu stammered maybe he was going to become the mayor of the town, and everyone heard this rumor.
Yang Bai ate it with Wang Mazi's hand, and now at present, Wang Mazi has gone from the original sun to the current sun, and Liu stammered not to say that it is the rising sun, at least it is the sun at eight or nine o'clock, and it is radiant.
Yang Bai thought to himself, at this time, at that time, play chess to see three moves, this milk is the mother, which leg is thick, I will hold which, this and not everything costs money, sweet language is better than money, isn't it which one said, one person's words are better than the treasure of Jiuding, and the three-inch tongue is stronger than a million teachers.
Speak, it depends on how you say it. After a few glasses of wine, Yang Bai respectfully listened to the dragon gate array in front of Liu Jiebazi, and pleased Liu Jiezi with the audience, he wanted to make Liu Jiezi happy, which is of course the most important thing.
Yang Bai remembered the pitiful appearance of Wang Mazi in the past, and involuntarily stirred his tongue a few times, and said: "It is said that there are more than 90 townships and towns in the county, and there are many township mayors who are marijuana. Originally, these people were mixed with other people and eaten at separate tables, and they were scattered among the tables. It's not like a spark can start a prairie fire. Unexpectedly, some people pretended to be strange, when arranging the table for dinner, they arranged eight hemp seeds to eat at one table, these people were together, at first they didn't feel it, slowly, they felt that something was wrong, you look at me, I look at you, look at each other, and they all simply took a few bites of rice, slipped away one by one, stood up on the side, hid, and scolded. Some scolded this table for sandwiching raw rice and staining teeth. Some scolded the vinegar for putting too much, and the sour urine droplets. Some scolded that the salt was still a lump and did not rub it open. He was scolding and scolding, and he was afraid that he would slow down, and the people at the other tables looked at him like a few monkeys who had been played, smiling in various ways."
Although Yang Bai ate those pockmarks, but there is Mayor Wang in these pockmarks, although he did not explicitly say that it was Mayor Wang, of course, he did not explicitly say that it was not Mayor Wang, of course, it was not said that it was Mayor Wang, who believed it.
After hearing this, Liu stammered, and he couldn't laugh anymore.