When he went home, he was crying, Yang Xiaohua asked him: "What's wrong again, he was crying with a whimper, saying that those children said that he was a turtle, and he didn't want to be a turtle", Yang Xiaohua heard it, and was speechless for a long time, or said: "Then you will admit that you are a turtle and be a good turtle."

Sometimes Yang Xiaohua also opened up and scolded twice,

"Hear Ha, some people Ha, every family has a length and shortness, every household has a can't stretch, some people, there is a life, no one teaches, it's a tree hole that jumps out, the two mouths are still sandwiched between the Ha, don't be like a, all of a sudden."

Yang Xiaohua is blocking like this, or some people, pointing at Stuffy Dun with their fingers at every turn, Yang Xiaohua and Stuffy Dun both know that these people are putting up a bar, and they are saying bad things about them, so they stretch out their brains, shake their ears and leaves, and sometimes tiptoe to listen to them, but as soon as they get closer, although they still look back with a strange eye, looking at them directly, but the voice is so small that it is gone.

Sometimes those people are still laughing secretly, which makes Yang Xiaohua a little crying and laughing. In the blink of an eye, I was in the third grade of primary school, and at that time, everyone still used lunch boxes, put rice and water by themselves, and went to school to steam rice and eat.

This guy is stuffy, prank, in the lunch boxes of other children, each lunch box puts a small handful of feed additives for pigs, and those children eat by mistake, their scalps are swollen, they are panicked, and they are itchy.

Later, the teacher asked Stuffy Dun and said: "Stuffy Dun, you reckless baby, why do you want to poison it, this is not suitable for human life, killing people is to pay for life, that is, eating peanuts and knocking on sand cans", Stuffy Dun said: "Then which one shouted that they said I was a mongrel."

This matter is also a sideways complication, and Yang Xiaohua also lost thousands of yuan of yellow bastards. The problem doesn't stop there, as if this little guy is naturally fond of pranks.

I always want to put some confused things as clean up as possible. One day, he went to the town government compound to play, the mayor Wang Mazi, at noon reception, drunk, just his wife Douhua came, the weather was too hot.

Wang Mazi opened his big bloodshot eyes and roared: "Stuffy, turtle son, give Lao Tzu, thief head and thief, Lao Tzu caught you, pinched your feet, feet, hands and hands, and squeezed the feces and urine in your stomach for you to shoot."

Sullen stared, so angry that he didn't dare to say anything. Wang Mazi said: "Go out on the day of the puppy, get away, the farther the better, Lao Tzu has to do something."

Stuffy Dun saw the pair of dogs and men enter the house, the door was closed, but the window was half-hidden, the curtains were like a fig leaf to cover up, where swaying with the breeze, grinding foreign workers like stretched, of course, it can also be said that when a monk hit the bell for a day, Stuffy Dun tiptoed, quietly approached, lying on the outside of the window, listening to the next door with his ears, suddenly a sneeze, Wang Mazi was startled, and roared: "If there is no luck there, I won't have good cigarettes for you", Stuffy Dun squatted with a sitting bone, Frightened, the rabbit's foot fur flew away.

After graduating from high school, the biggest ideal of a scholar at that time was to take off his agricultural skin, take off his straw shoes and wear leather shoes.

In the eyes of some people, if you are a farmer, you are a country braid, or you are a foreigner, and they call you a farmer.

Oh, it's a piece of wood, placed horizontally on a wooden horse, with a saw along the bounced ink line, two people stand on both sides of the wood, with a sawsaw saw.

The upper layer of wood is not formed, it is called the skin, which is useless, and is mostly used for firewood. Yang Xiaohua also looks forward to a bright future for her son.

One day, Director Huang of the town's education office met her, and Director Huang looked at her with eyes, as if he wanted to spin off a few lumps of flesh on her breasts and faces, so as to relieve the hatred in his heart.

This man, the beard on his chin is as clean as a dog licking, and the beard on his upper mouth is retained, which looks a little like a board, swarthy, sometimes comfortable, sometimes just a handful.

In fact, Wang Mazi and Huang played mahjong together at every turn. Huang loves to bluff, the sound of the east and west, hide from the sky and the sea, the whole is scary, all small cards, point out of discord, the pursuit of self-arrest, unwilling to and small cards, where the cards are always to the big to get it, the bigger the better, to the best to get, to the death of people to get it, not called to say that there is a call, there is a call to say that there is no call, thirteen rotten said that it is all the same, has not yet retreated to say that it is not a mistake to catch it, play the cards on the table jump high, are almost Martian flying around, if it is not for the card table is reliable, maybe the table is a bag pit is a pit, several times the tea lady joked: "Director Huang, you just got out of the eyes of money, you smashed the table and put it back on your back."

Wang Mazi said: "This Lao Tzu played a lifetime of cards, people play cards to Lao Tzu's money, you are very yellow to play cards is to Lao Tzu's life, these do not say, forget it, but also Oh, open the money is not upright, the beginning of the card is played, the back is the account, Lao Tzu gives you two to play cards, collect the money to move the brain than to play the card to move the brain more."

is such Director Huang, because he is the director of the town education office, people call him Huang Jiaoban, but what he actually wants to say is that he is called Huang as a companion, and he is often called a companion.

There is also a director of this education office named Director Niu, who is also a very character, if he targets a woman, his two eyes are empty, becoming a gap like a centipede, and the energy is like lightning in the Mariana Trench, and two sharp eyes like poisonous snakes are sprayed from inside, as if he wants to poke and tear over the clothes and pants of those women's houses, and in addition to seeing them at a glance and making them clear and clear, he will also burn a few holes in people's flesh, if he is no longer honest, his eyes will shake, The women who were victims would have trembled.

Play a mahjong, touch a card in the hand for a long time, can not throw out, anxious to start and say: "You slowly pick it, simply I go to pull the urine to catch up with you to play the cards out", or say: "Just like this, just make a bunk next to the card table, I sleep for a while and estimate that your cards will be played."

The card is finally out of his hand, and he has to go back to pick it up, just such a person, named Niu Dexiong, people call him Niu Jiaoban, in fact, I want to say that Niu is called a companion.

Calling companions means that pigs, cows, horses, and dogs are in estrus and calling for their spouses, just like the people here who can't cure the disease well, and they have a bad disease, and they say some things more obscurely.

These two directors have a bad style of life, just like a few pockmarks on a table, and the hemp is a pile, and people say that the education office in the town is called by scalpers.

Director Huang and Director Niu love to walk around Yang Xiaohua, not necessarily there must be something, people call it a spiritual tooth sacrifice, and they will starve to death.

That Yang Xiaohua is also interesting to speak, originally talking about the baby's entrance examination, the baby's entrance examination, arranging a job, and taking care of her old age, but when she told Huang Zhaoban, she said: "Director Huang, my ancestor Laozi, the problem of the second half of my life needs to be solved by Director Huang", this Director Huang, with a bad stomach, Huang is still a little level, venting his mouth, spilling saliva, smiling and smiling: "You want me to solve the problems of the second half of your life, what about the problems of my lower body, You have to solve it for me first", as she spoke, she moved her hands and feet, Huang Xiaohua originally wanted to say: "Say yes, laugh is laugh, there is no tutor in your hands and feet", but she half pushed and half obeyed.

Huang called Yang Xiaohua's stomach, and Yang Xiaohua said, "You this."

"Official, you are a drought and flood to ensure the harvest, eat the government, wear the government, you also think of a way for our son, Huang Zhaoban seems to have been grabbed by someone, just say I'm trying to find a way to solve it, don't affect my enjoyment."

But this yellow is called a companion, and when he mentions his pants, he doesn't admit it, but he cheats. Yang Xiaohua didn't steal the chicken, not because she lost the rice, but because she lost her body, although this body is not a precious thing, who said it, you should eat it in your life, but you can't let yourself eat dumb losses, and people pick up cheap in vain.