Stuffy entrance examination

She found Niu Wai Companion to complain, and Niu Wai Companion said: "Niu Lao Tzu, these things, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to beat and one is willing to suffer, this matter is not for me to solve", but he gave him a fulcrum and said: "How can there be a pie in the sky, you have to sue this matter, you have to go to the county magistrate to sue it." Said Cao Cao, grass, between these words, Huang called the companion to the office of the cow called the companion, Huang called the companion and said: ", Yang Xiaohua, don't say something that is not there, catch the thief and catch the stolen goods, catch the traitor and catch the double, the clear one is self-clear, and the turbid one is turbid", Yang Xiaohua's eyes were white and yellow called the companion, and said: "Then what are you talking about on my stomach, hum, old lady, I can't win the stone with my eggs, and I have to dirty the stone." Niu called for the companion to go to the inner room and told Yang Xiaohua to wait outside for a while. Niu called his companion and said: "Lao Huang, Lao Huang, you stabbed Lou Zi in this matter, you are also oh, you are in a place with a big palm, you made a big mistake, what a big thing, I say, that Hazi, in the big people, it is a small problem, in the small people, it is a big problem, you don't put on a yellow cowhide and don't admit that it is dirty, there will always be a solution to everything." First of all, you have to settle this matter yourself, and you are there to be happy. If you don't want to settle it yourself, then I'll settle it for you, this matter can't be settled, I still have a way to be a director of the education office, I don't have a few brushes, dare to keep light hair, not to mention qualified, passing is a problem. If the problem is solved, in Yang Xiaohua's opinion, you are still helping, and you can still find someone to solve the problem of your lower body, of course, as long as your home is easy to use and you have a good meal. And ha, Yang Xiaohua said that the county magistrate he was looking for, you don't know how powerful he is, he doesn't often knock on the bang to scare the monkeys, yes, whoever dares to smash the government's brand, he will wipe someone's hat, in his place, we are a rapeseed fell into the sea, treat us as nothing, ugly words ahead, you don't burn the bun to make people shake the ashes. As soon as Niu Waiban said this, Huang Waiban stood there innocently."

The cow is famous for being able to find a way and be able to think of a way. The bare old bag is not only an explanation of the way to find a way, but also an advertisement that can find a way. This is a human idea. To be precise, this time it's not that I've come up with a new method, but that I've reactivated the method that I actually used after I came up with it before, and I want to use the method I came up with before. It turned out that his own son was about to graduate from high school, and his grades were not good, he somehow changed his son's name before registering for the college entrance examination, and had the same name and surname as a top student in the school, the college entrance examination was over, and the cow Shengli was admitted to college, and his Niu Shengli fell to Sun Shan, and the cow called the company to send the admission notice, he touched his braincase, and he was extremely smart. The address to be served is also the address of Lao Tzu and Lao Niu's house, and the person to be served becomes a son. Hou Niu called his companion to hug Yang Xiaohua who was snuggled in his arms, squeezed his eyes, and said: "The heavenly opportunity cannot be leaked, this, hurry up before registering for the exam, change the name first, change the name according to the name of the student with good grades, and the rest will be done by him." With such a design, sure enough, Yang Xiaohua's stuffy dun, that is, Yang Fulai, went to Normal University.

A few years have passed, and Stuffy Dun has graduated from college, and when it comes to talking about marriage, fortunately, this kid has popularity, ability, and graduated from college, he is the pride of the sky in that era, and he has the advantage of waiting for a price in the market competition of love and marriage, but Stuffy Dun fell down under the pomegranate skirt of her female classmate early. He was on good terms with his fellow female classmates in college. Some people say that this person is very big, and the matter of men and women is actually that men have figured it out, and women have figured it out, so women will add children, and become good, which is a good thing. After graduating from college, Stuffy and Heartthrob were assigned to teach at a middle school. Everyone also thinks that they are a natural pair, and the earth is a pair. Some say they are unmarried young people and enjoy married treatment. Some people said that they were about to get married, and the other colleagues thought of the couplet, that is, "a new couple, two old outfits", and the horizontal criticism was "having fun". However, there are moths, and there are times when turtles cannot be caught in this jar. The new semester has started, and the school has been inserted with a female teacher, a chubby lump, as if it has not grown, and you will even find out if he will worry about him again She rolls on the ground, it is an informal teacher, but it is a quasi-formal treatment. Yang Fulai wondered, he felt that they first wanted the title of the gold list, and then they needed four years to become a teacher, but this woman was able to float here, as if she was airborne, she could also teach, and she was also a child. Yang Fulai thought to himself, this person, either the tomb of his ancestors is smoking, or there is someone in the court who is good to be an official, Yang Fulai wants to find out what the reason for this is.

As a result, within a few days, the truth was revealed. On that day, Yang Fulai and his flowery girlfriend heartthrob went out of the school gate to play, swaggering through the market as if to show people's momentum, as a result, a speeding car flashed past them, splashing up the dirty and turbid water on the road, making his glasses, face, head, heartthrob's flower skirt, filthy, Yang Fulai wanted to scold, but he didn't have time to scold, after all, it was insulting, his shouting voice had not completely spread out, the car had already rushed out dozens of meters away, he wiped the film of his glasses, It seems that he can't see the scene in front of him clearly without wiping it, and he can't see the original color of the world clearly, he no longer has the fun and elegance to continue to wander around the field, and he no longer has the mood to pity his heartthrob, he is fantasizing about when he can also sit in this turtle shell-like car. Suppose there is a chance, as soon as the car drives by, the people on both sides will also be separated by the rushing air waves. He remembered that it was this car, the reason why it was called a sedan was that the old men sat in a sedan chair before, which was carried by the porter, and then the technology was developed and a motor vehicle was used, but the car came from a distance, and the little people looked at it from a distance, and it was a sedan chair from a distance, and it was a car up close, or it was originally a car, but in fact, it was essentially a sedan chair. Hey, suppose that one day, if you have such a seat, you will be the emperor. This, the ancients too, oh, "Read, read, read, the book has its own golden house; Read, read, read, there are thousands of bells in the book; Read, read, read, there is Yan Ruyu in the book". I, Yang Fulai, have read so many books, and I don't have my own. This, it is said that there is poetry and books in the belly, and he is like a teapot boiling rice balls, and the stomach has goods that can't come out, and what kind of luxury is there to talk about, self-deception, is there a shortcut to the south. This, some things to be linked to see it, not to say that the best is to learn, only to learn and excellent is to learn, the key is in this word, only then good will have its own, how will it be, oh, I remembered, this inner layer of clothes is longer, called the second-level cadres, the insoles run out of the heel and call the climb up the thinking is serious, this is only a matter of sharpening the braincase to climb up. He returned to the school with one foot high and one foot low, hey, the car that splashed dirty water on himself just now, was flashing red tail lights, parked on the school playground, teachers and students, like looking at dioramas, were watching, he was about to go up to theorize, the car rumbled, was starting to leave, he looked in from the car window, sitting in the co-pilot is also the head of the seat is the fat teacher Xu Mansha who has just come, although it is a little vague, he does not believe the blur, he has not had time to take off his glasses to see the blur, Before he even got closer, someone said to him: "Oh, Teacher Yang Fulai, if you don't come early, you can take a sidecar and go into the city for a walk." But the car was gone, and a puff of smoke from behind the butt wafted through the air.

After that, Xu Mansha, a substitute teacher who was picked up by car, left a deep impression on him. However, it was five short stature and mediocre appearance, and for the first time, he felt that the value of this person lies in your position, depending on what position you sit in. He remembered the scene when he was in college, when Mr. Gao Zhaoqian gave him a lecture. said that the original Mayor Huang was ruthless and short, liked to inspect the work, and inevitably accompanied by many people, and those subordinates who were tall and small in their positions, when accompanied, consciously distanced themselves from him and shot inward, so that the open distance could be used to set off and show the tall and majestic Mayor Huang, who was not tall. Once, Mr. Gao Zhaoqian met Mr. Wang Zhendong, Wang Zhendong was wearing a long coat, looking full of ambition, he couldn't help but ask Wang Zhendong: "Have you eaten?" Mr. Wang didn't even look at him, while picking his teeth, he said: "I just came to eat at the principal's place." Gao Zhaoqian smiled, and that day he also asked Wang Zhendong: "What are you doing for the first moment", and Wang Zhendong said: "No, I'm reporting to the head of the school." In addition, in officialdom and in the middle of the world, the height of one's own status is sometimes compensated or paid for at the expense of the length of one's own life. You don't believe it, there is not much difference between the people themselves, as soon as you take off your clothes and pants, you go to the public bathroom, you can't tell who is the director and who is the third wheel. But as soon as you wear clothes and pants, you can immediately show that you are high and low. You see, it's such a chubby woman, and when she gets on that car, her value and status soar all of a sudden. If it is difficult to distinguish between the value of this person, it depends on his past inheritance, current background, and future potential.

He wandered on the embankment of feelings, suspicious, the heartthrob gave him an unforgettable love, he didn't see the heartthrob last few days, he took out the photo of the heartthrob in his pocket, like a chicken pecking rice, a roar.

Last time he told the heartthrob, when you are shy, like the shyness of the water lotus is not very cool breeze, you smile at that time, you are the most beautiful, when you lie down, it seems that the white and red apples can't wrap the original intention of budding, at that time you are the most beautiful, when you move, like with the baton of the music master, rising with the wind, and being stirred up a little cold and enthusiastic, then it is the most beautiful.

For the next few days, he Yang Fulai didn't know how he came over in a trance.

Finally Xu Mansha came back to school again, he couldn't help but peep at it, he was fat, his eyes were small, and his eyes behind the lenses were wandering, as if he was a little more hidden. Just when he peeked at Xu Mansha, he didn't expect Xu Mansha to also glance, and it happened that the two eyes met, and the eyes that met seemed to give him Yang Fulai's heart a violent impact, he was a little unstable on his feet, unable to hold it, and staggered, as if he was subconsciously willing to become a captive of women, but he still insisted, men also have their own inherent reserve and arrogance, how can they casually fall under other people's pomegranate skirts. He felt as if he was already standing on the edge of a cliff, because what he felt was indeed an endless and choppy sea.

Yang Fulai was deeply hesitant, and he concentrated his mind on work, as if only work could save him from the bitter sea of desire.

In the school, there is a principal, there is a secretary, the principal is in charge of teaching, and there is a district head at the top of the district to give the highest instructions, and the principal should be the center. However, it didn't take long for the head of the district to give the latest instructions, and the school should have the branch secretary as the core.