The center and core are often the same person, the secretary and the principal. But if, and only if, when it is separated, the secretary is the secretary, and the principal is the principal, the center and the core are often discordant, or even restricted. No, the secretary of this school is Jia Zhengjing. Some people say that at a glance, you know that he is a wild thing that comes up and down the mountain, even on a sunny day, the trouser legs are rolled up and high, and he also carries an umbrella, and he is a smoking pot in his mouth at any time, although everyone respectfully calls him the secretary, even in the toilet, he has to say, chief, have you eaten, but sometimes he is like he didn't hear it, pretending, pretending to be big, when he finishes untying his hands, he pouts his ass crookedly, and pushes it straight into his trouser pocket, and the cigarette on his mouth is proud, How tall is the white ash, he doesn't tremble, even when he is in a hurry, he also lets the ash in a hurry, just like he has something in his mouth, and he will ignore you if you call him. But if you don't shout to greet him, you can look at his face and suddenly it will be even darker, and if you just walk by, he will turn his head and take a break with the grunt mallet in his mouth, or the gas in his stomach will be swollen, either a few gas gaps, or a few stinky farts, and even scrape a few times on his chest and belly with a hand wheel. Jia Zhengcheng usually feels that he has the highest level. Principal Ran Junzhi, usually walks lightly, like the wind blows down, figure-eight feet, walking on his stomach, all year round as if looking for something on the ground, what he said is that everything has not come to an end, and another day the abacus beads are shaved all over the sky, and the eggs can calculate two or two bones for you. It seems that they say that he can't pee and don't lift much, and ordinary people really don't look at you in their eyes. You don't look at him, it's like a leaf falling down and he's afraid of smashing his brain, but he's a guy who doesn't eat tofu when it's hard. Ran Junzhi felt that his own level was the first. In this way, the two saints were not convinced by each other and became lively. It is said that they observe each other's teaching and learn from each other's strengths. As a result, after listening to Ran Junzhi's class, Jia Zhengzheng thought that Ran Junzhi's education and teaching had made a common-sense mistake, and the two argued to find Yang Fulai, saying: "Come, come, come, you are a high-achieving student with formal education, come and judge", Yang Fulai looked at it, listened, and knew it in his heart, he looked at the two heads, from bottom to top, from top to bottom, from left to right, from right to left, what was the original merits of the question, that is not the problem, not the problem itself, the problem is this center, a core, for him, are all ruthless characters who can't afford to offend, this is all about putting bricks under his chin, he squatted on the ground, used a stick, and wrote a 9 on the mud floor, asked the two to stand on both sides, and said: "You read it to me", Jia Zhengjing said: "Yes 9", Ran Junzhi said: "Yes 6". He wrote another word A, Ran Junzhi said: "It's A", and Jia Zhengjing said: "It's by". The two looked at each other and said to him: "Yang Fulai, don't be ambiguous, whoever is right and who is wrong is who is right and who is wrong, no need to twist and turn." Yang Fulai said slowly: "This one of you is right and who is wrong is not your fault, it is my fault." After the incident passed, both of them felt that Yang Fulai, a kid with a lot of flowers and intestines, showed a maturity that did not match his age, and slowly Yang Fulai's nickname of Yang Moleng spread.

Chapter IV

In fact, there has always been no shortage of fights in this cat jumping school, but this fight is sometimes manifested in gestures, or even in a joke. As long as it is not an extraordinary period, these literati naturally have their own methods of fighting. In their opinion, it is a low-level competition, shaking hands on the stage, kicking feet off the stage, fighting but not breaking is their secret artistic skill. The pursuit of harmony and difference, what appears is the same but not harmony, although there are many literati blind dates, there are also many literati light on each other. In particular, when some time and space factors are intertwined, some extreme things often appear.

Jia Zhengjing was first called Jiang Yiliang, and after joining the family, he changed his name to Jia Zhengjing. He was tall, with shining eyes, and he lived up to his name. The high raised forehead is like the elixir of infinite wisdom hidden below, and the deep and bright gaze is like the release of infinite wisdom. He sat on a wicker chair and thought of his teacher, Zhang Deyu. Originally, he was a stepping fellow, but the closest relationship with his fellow villagers when he was a child has now become the most complicated colleague relationship he has to face. When the fellow saw the fellow, his eyes were full of tears, as if he was talking about being in distress. Fellow fellow, a shot in the back, seems to be talking about the time of competition and struggle. He thinks that it is said that aesthetics requires distance, but often getting along with each other at zero distance will lead to jealousy. As soon as this Yu shines, it seems to be a copy of He Shengliang from the Three Kingdoms period. Talking about appearance, both of them are dignified in appearance, talking about talent and learning, and both of them are rich in learning. But when the two were together, they directed and acted in an inexplicable enmity drama.

Teacher Sun Fangfang of the school, eighteen or nineteen years old, is ripe, like peach blossoms in spring, pomegranates in summer, sorghum in autumn, and red apricots in winter. The clothes couldn't cover his body anymore. She has long hair in a shawl, wears a red dress, two slender thighs, walks a few steps, the wind blows, her hair is flowing, and her skirt is fluttering. As soon as he came to the school, it was like a breeze on calm water, causing ripples. This Jia is serious, although he has a wife, but he has all his thoughts on Sun Fangfang, and he is fake and serious. He wants to taste a fresh peach, not a bucket of rotten peaches from the yellow-faced woman at home. Zhang Deyu is tall and big, with a melon seed face with some contours, soft femininity and resolute masculinity, and the achievement of harmony and unity is on his head. He was straight, with long, stretched legs, a flat chest and a thick beard growing from his fair skin. He also has a crush on Sun Fangfang, who makes him meditate. Sun Fangfang mediated between the two, and the weight of the balance of Fangxin's balance often shifted between the stars.

It didn't take long for Jia Zhengjing to become the principal of the school, to be honest, Zhang Deyu didn't fight to be the principal, so he gave Jia Zhengjing this opportunity, because Zhang Deyu didn't look at this principal position at all, although he sometimes wanted to use this position as a springboard, but he was moved and didn't act. After Jia Zhengjing became the principal, according to his intentions, he asked someone to design and install a globe-shaped model above the gate of the school, which means to swear that I am here, and it is also an important place for teaching and scientific research. This is a masterpiece that Jia Zhengzheng is proud of, that is, on his own one-third of an acre of land, his personal idea is to openly express it in this form whether everyone agrees or disagrees. The school has entered the era of Principal Tajia. Jia Zhengzheng loves to wander under this spherical masterpiece at any time, and the teachers will invariably sing praises when they pass by this place: "Okay, good, targeted, artistic, novel, bleak autumn wind is now, the world has changed, this has opened a new era of education and teaching." Jia Zhengjing's heart was sweet, and he smiled, what he longed for was that he loved the house and Wu, and it was best to take this opportunity for everyone to rally around him like a moon and stars. In this way, of course, Zhang Deyu will be marginalized.

What is a Jedi counterattack, after Zhang Deyu was marginalized, he was naturally like that badminton, every time he suffered a blow, he wanted to make himself fly higher. He said publicly: "A full tank of water doesn't make a sound, half a tank of water jingles, it's insulting to Sven, I can't wait, the vertical is not enough to make a plan, Sven sweeps the floor, what a good school, call this and the baby craftsman to get a ball to jack, doesn't this mean that our school is useful." Isn't there anything remarkable about our secondary school." Jia Zhengcheng is thinking of love and Wu, and the design born from this spark of inspiration shows his greatness in this three-acre field, who knows that this Zhang Deyu gave a finger and scolded Huai. Come and don't be rude. Zhang Deyu's extra-string sound, someone translated it for a good deed, saying: "The top is the meaning of counting, in fact, Zhang Deyu said that his fellow countryman and Lao Jia are counted as a wolf, and there is a useless one, and he can't urinate three feet high", this saying spread out, and Jia Zhengzheng's proud masterpiece has become an out-and-out joke.

Jia Zheng's painstaking masterpiece was made impossible to lift by Zhang Deyu's words. After getting off the bus, there were a few people behind him, and one or two people ran around Gou Renren, and when he saw the teacher's appearance, he asked: "Dodge, dodge, is your principal here, which of your principals is here, hurry up, hurry up, the head of the Gou Bureau is here, the head of the Gou Bureau is here." This Yang Fulai looked at the past, the director was not tall, wearing glasses, and the old shell looked at the sky, as if his nose was looking down at people, he straightened his stomach, he walked fast, and the people behind followed him like a wind, followed closely, he walked slowly, and the other people followed slowly, he seemed to be agitating and suppressing the waves of people behind. The director not only grasps the direction and route, but also controls the rhythm and is the regulator. Jia Zhengjing almost ran forward and said: "Well, the chief is good, the chief is good, the chief is good, the chief has worked hard, the chief has worked hard, the chief is welcome to come to inspect and investigate." Gou Renren's hairstyle is a cape that is desperately combed backwards, but his stomach is standing forward, I saw him half-stretch out his short hand, symbolically expressing the meaning of shaking hands, and then signaled to take a walk and take a look. Gou Yuren's purpose for coming this time is that the school has applied many times that the school building is dilapidated, a dilapidated house, and needs to be rebuilt, but every time the director comes, he walks around the campus in a circle, walks, and leaves. Later, Yang Fulai came up with a way, just by the wall of the teaching building, with wood obliquely propped up, tied to the upper end of the wood, and fell on the lower side of the grinding stone fan, more than a dozen wood, more than a dozen iron wires, more than a dozen grinding fans, supporting, hanging, the wind blows, or touch, the grinding fan has to be thrown a few times. What Yang Fulai thought was that this was reinforcement, but it was also for people to see. It just so happened that a reporter learned about this, took a photo, wrote a report, and said something, no matter how hard you can't be bitter about the children, no matter how poor you can't be poor in education, and some directors of the bureau have a meal, a cow, a trolley, a building, the teachers and students of the school are in a dilapidated room, and they can't put down the desks all day, and they are also on the internal reference, and the leaders above have arranged for Gou to educate people to come down to inspect and investigate. This was originally Yang Fulai's material for the reporter's report, and as soon as Gou Yuren said that he would be investigated, Yang Fulai stabilized. Gou Yuren thought it was Jia Zhengzheng's trick, and he couldn't say that he was surprised, so he had to pinch his nose and accept it, but after all, he decided to allocate funds to the school, and the problem of hanging was finally solved steadily. At the symposium with the school team, Gou Yuren spoke, and he said: A unit is two things, where the money comes from, and where the people go. Gou Yuren also knew that the school was a joke, he also looked at this model, and said: "This is really not very suitable, not very elegant, hindering the view, giving people a handle, to follow the advice like a stream", he gave instructions, and the instructions were just two words: "Tear down". After sending Gou Yuren away, Jia Zhengjing immediately invited a craftsman to dismantle the spherical model. But it didn't take long for a new saying to come out, saying that this Jia is serious, "no ball, not even a use", everyone also thinks this is too interesting, saying, this is also oh, literati don't use knives to kill people.

Zhang Deyu's unique language method is to have a targeted arrow, arrow, arrow, and Najia Zhengzheng is what he has to target, and the target is also, aiming at the target and releasing the sword, sometimes as strong as a bayonet dagger, and sometimes extremely roundabout