, and then two gold teeth were installed. In order to eat, two teeth were lost, or in order to eat, two gold teeth were inlaid.

Two teeth, regardless of whether they are true or false, are not for the sake of eating, not for the sake of eating. Some people who observe carefully have said that as long as the skin of the old cow is loosened and a few gold teeth are exposed, chickens, ducks, cows, sheep and donkeys should be careful.

In the evening, he brought another pot of wine, draped his clothes diagonally, and swaggered to the fly restaurant at the entrance of the court.

The proprietress Wu Chunmei said delicately from afar: "Ah, Brother Niu, sit down, Chunhua, hurry up and serve tea."

The old cow and horse's face arched forward, and the mouth of the cow was as big as the cow's mouth, and said: "This, I am often taking care of your business, acquaintances are familiar, don't make a whole clear soup with little water, last time I ate it, I scraped the oily skin of my stomach and intestines, and dug the nest oil." This time, the taste is bigger, just me, two catties of yak tripe, the hands and feet are numb, and the brown rope is in the throat."

Wu Chunmei thought to herself, since she was opening a store, she was still afraid of your pot-bellied man, so she said: "Okay, I don't know which one you are, you said it well, you have to open it, just do it."

After a while, the hot pot was boiling and churning, he put one leg and foot on the stool, blew the fume, chopsticks between two sets of hairy belly, two swings in the pot, provoked, simmered in the oil saucer, tilted a braincase, obliquely mouthed, opened the largest, the hairy belly was delivered, the upper and lower teeth squeezed and bitten, the oil soared, chewed a few bites, and the tongue stirred it into the stomach, if you were in a hurry, you would see the stirring lump on the throat basket pipe bulging a bag, swimming under the stomach, if something is hungry wolf, If you are in a hurry again, you will see others stand up, and the two white eyes roll up and down, and finally press down.

This is considered a cushion, so he raised the wine jug, and the grunt was two mouths, and the corners of his mouth still overflowed, and he wiped the corners of his mouth with his hands.

If no one bothered, he would eat two catties of hairy belly and drink the pot of soju containing two catties. Of course, as long as he eats and drinks in this kind of restaurant, generally speaking, he is alone at the beginning, and then there is a group of people.

Zhang is a lawyer all over the ground, he is fat, his mouth is sweet, and the monkeys can coax him down the tree, and he runs in nine out of ten gongs.

His quotation is, a lawyer is, receiving money from others, and eliminating disasters for others, that words, which is to say how right you are, but how good you are, what is good, how good is that the judge likes to listen, a good lawyer is a person who can put forward a correct representation opinion or defense opinion, the best lawyer is the person who can sell the correct opinion to the judge in the judge's favorite expression, and the best judge is the person who can listen to the lawyer's opinion the most.

Zhang Mandi never looked for Lao Niu in the office, he knew that Lao Niu loved to eat and drink here. Tonight, he said to come and take a look, no, look at it from afar, Dean Niu is like an Arhat, already Kun is sitting there, the surrounding group is rising up is smoke, he is deflated, he remembered his deflated posture, like a pike fish, he is a fucking piano person, he said loudly and violently: "Oh, Chief Niu, you are also here, come on, let's just eat together", Lao Niu said: "How are they all suitable, come, come, drink the whole wine, tobacco and alcohol are not separated, An extra pair of chopsticks."

Zhang Man said: "This is usually about establishing a separation zone between the judge and the client, maybe this lawyer is a barrier-free zone, the lawyer and the judge should be barrier-free, and the client can buy a cat across the mountain."

Dean Niu spoke: "Say that, there are many cases, the judge handles the case in person, and the lawyer collects money at the bottom."

Zhang Mandi cracked his mouth and said: "But today, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's a good meal."

Niu Pinghe said with a smile: "Let's talk about something without the sun and the moon, this is an encounter in a restaurant, it is better to meet with a special invitation, what about fate, random, which is the end of a wine glass, the policy is relaxed, come, come, come to pour wine, first put the whole flowers and then say."

Zhang Mandi smiled and nodded, he just sat down, and Judge He Youde appeared at the door again. This person, the skin and bones of the belly, the skin of the belly are attached to the backbone, and even the buttocks are a little like a chicken butt like a sharp jiri, and a thin layer of skin is attached to the face bones, as if you can peel it off for him, he opens the clothes on his chest, and you can see his ribs.

The heart in the foreskin, when it beats, shakes the skin of the flesh as high as it is, and this person has a skeleton, but not much flesh.

People are like a few bones and sticks with flesh and skin pasted on them, and wearing any type of clothing is a looper.

The face is a little small, and the skin is a little thin, so some people have nothing to do and say: "Ride, some people are shameless", as long as he hears this, he will sit down, but he doesn't dare to say anything, just instinctively go in.

If someone eats the person's food, he wants to show it to the person, but he doesn't. He always felt that from time to time someone was talking about something.

When it comes to killing New Year's pigs, Du Dong Layue chased and ate hundreds of catties of bud grain, but the result is still how long the belly sac skin hangs, and there is no fat two fingers wide, and the skin is up.

As soon as he heard this, he vented his mouth, stared at others, and was speechless for a long time. It's not that he eats less, he just doesn't eat long.

He envied the Lord who drank cold water and grew fat. Every time he comes to eat, people have to plan more food for one person, the food he puts in the stomach, what you can see is a bulging bag, when he is full, his mouth is wiped, and he passes in one breath, a few burps, a few stinky farts, a few bubbles of urine, and it is another bamboo basket posture.

Therefore, as long as someone says that it is a pig eating ambiguous food, regardless of whether he is talking about him or not, he also looks at others, thinking, he has no emotional intelligence, and points at the bald donkey and scolds the monk.

Seeing this scene at this time, he shouted again: "Oh, Chief Niu, you can be here", Niu Pinghe said: "I know you want to say again, it is better to meet than to meet, come, come, come, have one more pair of chopsticks."

He Youde's habit is that after getting off work, he will go to the restaurant at the door to stroll, and if there are acquaintances eating, he will go up to say hello, and people will greet him: "One more pair of chopsticks", he is like a radish in the sand, and he will go with it, and he will sit on the stool in a pit.

Everyone knows this pattern of his. But people live to save a bite to eat, and which one is to eat a bite?

But there are exceptions to everything, suppose he He Youde eats where he eats alone, and when an acquaintance comes, he will look in and out, pretending not to see you out of the corner of his eye.

Chen Laoqi knows his virtue, eats others, laughs, eats his family, and jumps with both hands. On that day, he said: "Some people, eat a meal, if an acquaintance comes, they will bury their brains in the crotch of their pants and eat, for fear of giving people money for food."

He Youde felt that he was talking about it, and he also cursed, saying: "Some people, treat him as a person, he is not like a person."

Usually, some people eat here, and they are worried that he will come to rub rice and eat scars, as long as they see him coming, they will avoid him with eyebrows, saying: "This hot pot is too spicy",

"Oh, my stomach hurts", so he made an excuse to go to other places to eat at the table, but he was unconscious, and sometimes he picked up and pointed his ears to ask.

It's also oh, what you're afraid of will come, at this moment, I don't know if it's the gust of wind that blew him again, so it's his wonderful He Youde who often sits next to Chief Niu.

Lao Niu looked at him and said loudly: "Miss, there is a guest officer here, add a pair of chopsticks, what a big thing, one more pair of chopsticks."

Zhang Mandi was pressing his bag, thinking that the cost had become bigger again. At this time, the flower boss came, Zhang Mandi thought to himself, there was another dead ghost, so he retracted his hand with a smile, this flower boss He heard that the old cow is easy to find here in the hot pot restaurant, just like a cloth cow ladder cow to find it.

As soon as he saw the head of the cow courtyard, Lao Yuanzi shouted: "Dean Niu, Dean Niu, Dean Niu", but he couldn't call the ancestor of the cow, Lao Tzu, what about the cow, he trotted up, and his two hands stretched out in front of the head of the cow courtyard like a cow's mouth, grabbed the hand of the head of the cow courtyard, and shook it for a while, saying: "The head of the cow courtyard, I really want to see you, I miss you so much."

The head of the cow courtyard said: "I'm not a woman anywhere, you are not a mother-in-law anywhere, why are you so slimy, we are not where the three days of incense and two days stink, it is the brothers who look down and don't look up, come, boss Hua, Mr. Hua, let's fix together, miss, take a cup", the boss of the flower said: "The head of the cow courtyard, I have a treat for this", the head of the cow courtyard has a white eyeball, and his eyes are already bloodshot, and he said: "I ask you to have a treat." You just have to stuff your head and eat yours. I'm a person who has no one to invite to dinner, wow, I'm a person who can't afford to eat, wow", after a while, Wang Xiande, the director of the office who bent down and climbed the bow, came for a while, the monkey-like Judge Li came, the tall and thin Judge Yang came, and the fat Judge Lei came, and the table couldn't sit down, and the pineapple was squeezed.

At this time, the old cow shouted: "What about the boss, add one table, the same dish, two tables together." After a while, someone came again, and Chief Niu said again: "Boss, the two tables are separated, add chopsticks, add wine glasses, and Lei won't hit the diner."

But there are two tables of people in the sky, everyone looks at each other, and the little Jiujiu in their hearts is thinking about it, and they are all thinking about today's stall being laid down, and there are too many, and whoever treats them will be unlucky.

Boss Hua couldn't sit still, and moved his ass straight to the edge of the stool, as if he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to invite a guest, and he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to invite this guest, so he looked at the dishes on the table, looked at the bar counter, and said that he was going to the bathroom, so he pressed 2,000 yuan on the bar by the way, which is called squinting at it.

Zhang Mandi turned his head and shouted: "Everyone eat openly today, drink openly, I have a treat, and it is fate to meet", everyone said: "Then thank you."

At the end, when the wine and dinner money was opened, Niu Pinghe had two red eyes, like two torches, and he was saying: "Don't make any wine money, I can afford to drink this, so I can get the wine money", but the buttocks seemed to be stitched on the stool, and the empty cannon was put into the sky.

To be fair, sometimes he also competed to get money for the drink, but he couldn't find the money from the pocket on his ass for a long time, and the pocket on the ass for money was big at the bottom and small at the bottom.

Some say that his woman added a sturdy button to the pocket of his pants and buttocks, and when he needed it urgently, he couldn't take it out.

Some people also said that once the leader from above saw that he was also drinking here and also came to drink a few glasses, now it was time for him to open the money, but he pulled the leader and did not let the leader give him the wine money, but he couldn't figure out the money for a long time, the two of them were like there to fight against the cow and push the party, the lady on the bar saw them like this, and couldn't recognize the guests from above, so she said: "Pick up the basket and come with vegetables, and send all the tickets, this head of the cow yard you invite it again twice", the head of the cow yard face swollen red, said: " You're not sensible about this girl, I'm not bad for money, I'm going to eat the head, then it's called failing the correspondence exam, it, wow, people live a love and righteousness, it's a face", as a result, the bar still collected the wine money from the head above, the old cow felt that it was undignified, how could this crutch have a pestle upside down, officialdom taboo.

After returning home, Lao Niu called Mrs. Zhu and said: "You are a yellow-faced woman, with long hair, short knowledge, and no reputation, you only care about the zipper button in front of your pants, then you should take care of it, and the zipper button on the back will not belong to you.

Sometimes he still finds out the money, and when you look at it, you see that the handsome leader of a brain shell is a horn and a block.

Boss Hua settled the account at the bar, and the proprietress Wu Chunmei spoke loudly again: "Brother Niu, up, on, the last time it was all over, this is a small profit, and there is no credit to it", of course Boss Hua heard it, Chief Niu said: "Oh, did you owe anything last time, oh, that's not good, it's a heavy burden on Boss Hua, don't be the last straw that crushes the camel."

When Boss Hua heard it, he was like a heavy back with a turn, and like a car that a fat man sat on, and he sank down, thinking, fuck it, dog's day, and don't look at the sores on Lao Tzu's fly's back, so big pus and blood, hey, ticket, if you don't bring it in life, you don't bring it in death, so he still jumps up a little bit.

I feel that although it is also in the way of people, referred to as humanity, but it is still not in terms of personality, referred to as personality, it really hasn't climbed much.

He held on. This is also like a criticism from the head of the Cow Academy.