When his subordinate Wang Xiande said: "This, this time, this matter, the problem lies below, and the root is still above", Wang Xiande will say: "This, my political position is not high, please criticize the head of the Niu Yuan", and the head of the Niu Yuan will be angry and say: "Turtle son, you said that your standing position is not high, I really thought that your standing position is not high, who knows that your standing position is not right, right or not, where is not high." The two of them are like a divine comedy. Boss Hua gritted his teeth and was about to get out of the fire, but he still smiled and quietly asked the bar lady: "How much, what is there, how much, how much, say it's outside the teeth." Having said that, I was afraid that these dogs would get too much for themselves, and when I looked at the number on the list, the nose was bigger than the face, and the person was green, and I couldn't speak for a long time, but I didn't want to get off the low pile, so I quietly stretched my mouth into Wu Chunmei's ear and said: "I forgot to bring the card, I only brought this, enough cash to settle this account", Wu Chunmei said: "That's pulling your fingers", the flower boss said: "I'll make up for this later, I'm not a stall maker anywhere, I can't run the monk to the temple, and I can't hide from the fifteenth day of the first day." Then he said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Wu Chunmei blurted out loudly: "Brother Niu, this time the account boss has settled, one thousand two hundred and five."

Therefore, if you want to go to that place to drink and eat with his old cow, it will take great courage, and if it is not suitable, it will start with a bulging waist bag, and finally the whole bag will be as heavy as several bags. Therefore, only the person concerned will stretch out his feet and try to go to the abyss step by step like an adventure. Of course, they also weighed it, this stepping, at the beginning of people, the nature is good, that is, begging for a mouth, passing by to scoop a bowl of rice to eat, which is like some businessmen in the dog days later, saying that the world is begging, and he still sells dog sticks to make everyone's money. What the parties think is that the judge is a seesaw, the weight of the balance will be tilted towards them, and a hoe may have to dig a golden doll. Lao Niu also said that the person concerned was originally the person who resisted the matter, and he was also the person who was a person at that time. When he asks for you, he will endure it, and his children will hurt people's hearts, and money will hurt people's hearts. But there is no lifetime of parties. When you don't give him all the requirements you have, he will say that you have eaten and drunk him again for a long time, and he has fed the dog again, saying that after feeding the dog, the dog knows how to flick a few tails for himself, and people have no conscience, and they have no tendons, and they will turn your donkey upside down. You just haven't been scolded in person, and you will have a fever in your ears when he scolds you behind his back. Therefore, he believes that the person concerned was a person at the time, and he was not a person later. Therefore, the blind man does not let go of the hammer, and once he catches it, he will go down with a fingernail to see the whole bone.

Last time, Lei Juyi was eating and drinking in a small restaurant, and met Boss Hua drinking with several other people, Lei Juyi handled Boss Hua's case, but did not receive cash for him, and Boss Hua hired a lawyer and paid the agency fee. I went to the court to file a case and paid the legal fees. But in the end, the big bowl is frosted, which is frosted. Won the lawsuit and lost the money, the wild didn't come in, but the family was thrown out, so he was angry, only to see him sweep his face and say, "The most unseen thing in Lao Tzu's life is those people who hammer and hammer, just south and north, pretending, originally from the skin, too dangerous, but he is not skinny, prevaricating, deaf ears, ornaments, speaking of which is not effective." As soon as they are mentioned, the tip of Lao Tzu's hammer is full of gas." When Lei heard the trial, his face was red for a while, white for a while, green for a while, black for a while, I want to say, it's weird, I don't miss your money, which one is bad for your money, which one you go to ask for, where to suffer, where to recuperate, and I'm afraid that people will say that you want you as a judge, like a master in the temple, to offer, occupy the pit and don't, and and stick to the stool, it's really a liar of the government. Remember, begging someone is like swallowing a three-foot sword, and you must hold on to your own affairs in the future, don't burn the bun and find a few masters to shake the ashes. Lei Juan had no choice but to pinch his nose and accept it, and there was no hole in the hatred, so he held his handbag, and his tail was between his legs, and he bowed his waist, and he slipped away one by one. After a long time, the woman of the boss of the flower met the head of the cow and said: "Dean Niu, our mouth, in your lawsuit, called on you to help him collect money, but the wild one did not get it back, and the family was thrown out, day by day, stealing chickens and losing a handful of rice, you, oh, you, I am not a bamboo pole to hit a trough of people, you still have a family in it, it is to eat people and not spit out bones, as the saying goes, if you eat it, the dog will also give you a tail." As soon as the old lady mentions the affairs of those people in you, she can't say that the tip of the hammer is full of gas, but it can be said that twenty-four stomachs are full of gas, bah, ha, a pickle of saliva, no matter how far you spit out, the saliva molecules floated to the face of the head of the cow along the wind, and fell to the ground, like a saliva blister, splashed on the ground. Seeing this, Lao Niu got up, boring and uninteresting, and didn't know how to be good, put his two hands in his pockets, and left with his face step by step, like a gambling curse and swearing: "In the future, who wants to invite Lao Tzu to dinner, just like that itchy look, find a green steel rod to rush, Lao Tzu is too lazy to eat, which gap to eat in these years, subject to these nests."

In fact, Lao Niu, he eats and drinks here, and he won't spend money on it. If sometimes there is really only one person there to make a meal, the proprietress Wu Chunmei will say: "Brother Niu, raising a child is not a meal money, and it is a bill", and the head of the cow courtyard will say: "What the proprietress said when I was back, I have to clean you up for a long time" Anyway, both parties are not worried that no one will pay the bill. Sometimes, when he was in high spirits, he would call the people in the hospital, mainly middle-level cadres, and say: "Come and drink, you must be happy in life, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." After a while, those who were called together got together to drink, one for you, one for me, and a few for those who came late. After a while, his face turned red. This yamen, here, there are some internal institutions that can get money, such as the Executive Board. I often tell the applicant for execution at the beginning: "The person subject to execution is a fly with a sore on his back, and there is only such a big pus and blood." The unspoken rule is that the recovered money should be divided, first say it, and then don't mess up, a few words each, or say it well, and no one will execute it for you. People don't ask for people to be as tall as they are, but people are like people to bend their waists. Some people say, which official will give you nothing to talk to, and which official will give you nothing to run? If you don't say it, no one will pay you in time even if the execution money is recovered. In this family, there is a way that the wind can blow in, and the cattle can't pull it out. Suppose you are an iron rooster, a dime does not pull out, when you ask for money, you will find that you are like a baby asking for milk to eat, or a baby begging for a bun to eat, that ticket, is just out of the wolf's den, and into the tiger's den, the door is difficult to enter, the face is ugly, things are difficult to do, of course, the door is good to enter, the face is good-looking, just don't get angry, don't do things. It gives people the feeling that he is still a good official who collects money to do things, which shows that he is better than a scoundrel who respects contracts and keeps his reputation. So when the executive director came, he also knew that if he came to entertain him, and if he didn't invite him, the other people would tease him, saying, "This sparrow is also meat, and eating lice will also give everyone a leg." Sometimes the director of the office, Wang Xiande, is here, everyone knows that he is actually serving Niu Ping, and what he says is good, it is to serve the people by serving the leaders, and naturally, the leaders must smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, travel to have cars, gamble to have apprentices, and prostitutes to prostitutes. Niu Pinghe is also thinking that ordinary people are much better than them because they are old, have some education, have medical treatment, and have a place to live. If you don't do this in the office, then your office director will be adjusted because of the needs of the job. Therefore, this king is very idle, and he must always care about the whereabouts of the head of the Niu Yuan. The timetable, the road map, are all hung like a combat map.

The head of the cow courtyard often called a few beautiful women's flowers in the courtyard when he drank. What he often says is that the building near the water gets the moon first, the prophet of the plumbing duck in the spring river, the early finches have insects to eat, and the ducks also drink water before they float. The quotations are all strings and strings. No, he stretched his neck and sneezed, his nose was, and he said: "Who is thinking about me again, the water is a matter of course, the joy of fish and water, the dragon and the phoenix." Those women, not to mention that they wanted to wear it, but also couldn't do it, stood on tiptoe and waited for the head of the cow courtyard to call them, so at four or five o'clock in the afternoon, one in the east and one in the west, if there was anything to do, they always had to go to the head of the cow courtyard to string strings, thinking about flying needles and threads, picking up. Where the head of the cow courtyard is going, they sometimes look behind the curtains to see who is following, and especially which female flowers are following. They know that this is like a red lantern hanging high, maybe the head of the courtyard is also changing his taste. Those women who were called, depending on their worth, often wrung a handbag, followed, and when they arrived at the dining table, they stretched out their slender hands, touched the skirt cloth behind their buttocks, and sat down. When I went to work the next morning, what the woman's family pricked up their ears to hear, and couldn't suppress the excitement in their hearts and wanted to say it, was that those courtyard flowers went to drink flower wine again, which seemed to have become a dynamic picture of the rise and fall of all the women in the courtyard. It's like the stock market, there are always market updates.

There are still some people in the courtyard who also like to drink, but some are not middle-level cadres, or retired middle-level cadres, or the head of the cow courtyard does not like to drink with them in the first place. They too, as long as they saw that the head of the cow courtyard was drinking, and the director of the office of the executive director was accompanied, it was estimated that the fire of this bill could not burn their buttocks, so they came up with a shuttle from east to west, and they also added a pair of chopsticks at the beginning, and then they were adding a table. These people who have bubbles on their heads and shoulders also know that they are dry guys, thinking that when they need someone to pay for these occasions, they are not human, and no one treats them as if they are human beings, and everyone touches themselves in their hearts. Chief Niu still accepts them, he knows that this, a thousand friends is not too many, one enemy is not less, this qualified politician is to turn negative factors into positive factors, qualified politics is to turn decay into magic. This Lin Erxue, who used to call the old dean the commander-in-chief, after the head of the Niu Yuan came to power, he was a son of heaven and a courtier, and he didn't take him seriously, and told him to manage the archives every day, awls, threads, and page numbering, he seemed to be forced into a corner, and he still had to sneeze, what did he say, let go, and said: "Everyone eats rice, and they are not reckless people anywhere, and I am not a person who can't beat a fart with three sticks, this one insists on treating me as an enemy, then I will strive to be a qualified enemy, and show it to some of you." Said so, but we still came to drink together. took other people's hands short, ate other people's soft mouths, expected to eat and drink enough, will not just talk nonsense about his head of the cow courtyard, sure enough. In this life, it takes a while to learn to open your mouth, but it is a lifetime to learn to shut up. This Lin Erxue has really been transformed into a friend.

It is also cheap, when the head of the Niu Yuan first took office, there was a person in the hospital, Zhang San. This person thinks he is great. A full tank of water does not make a sound, and half a can of water jingles. He also made some jokes, which was boring for himself. One day, the provincial newspaper published an article calling a woman Mr., he saw it, wrote a letter, and said: "As a dignified provincial newspaper, you actually put on a crown and wore it, and you can't distinguish between men and women, yin and yang, eat mixed pot helmets, and become Mr. bastard." The provincial newspaper replied in a reader's letter: "This is not wrong, this is a cultural tradition", and after seeing this reply, he wrote another letter, saying: "You are vague and scratching your boots." It has passed, everyone has seen it, and even more, everyone looks up to it. You are doing it like this, spreading falsehoods, and refusing to correct them, misleading people's children, laughing and being generous, don't think that you are a provincial newspaper, and you can't touch the tiger's buttocks." Later, the editor of the provincial newspaper replied to him, saying: "This, our culture has a tradition of calling great and outstanding women Mr., this reader, if you don't know, forget it, or if you don't know it, you can learn it well, but you don't know and still make a posture of knowing everything, and even blame others for the correct use, the law can't give in to the lawless, and the conscience can't bow down like mistakes. If there are more millet seeds that are not full of rice, the brain will be as high as the braincase will be warped." In this way, he wears glasses, in.