Reading the newspaper, he said: "Strange, strange, strange is a worm", and I recognized it boringly. The result of his behavior in the world is that Zhang San hates one side and hates Zhang San on the other. When Tian Shuitang, the previous head of the academy, left office, he found someone to buy firecrackers, and when he set them off, he made a yamen into a miasma. Also, the living, the pig arches forward, the chicken throws backward, and everyone has his own way. At present, the head of the city has changed the banner of the king. The flag had the word "cow" written on it. The head of the cow courtyard knew his tune, but he regarded him as a confidant, but he called him to come and drink a wine every once in a while, with a drag on his head and a sugar in his mouth, and a soft heart, although he did not get reused and did not get benefits, he just drank a stomach of wine more, and he also said good things about the head of the cow when he saw people, and the head of the cow courtyard also successfully realized the transformation of Zhang San. But there are also people who are talented, and they also eat and drink, but he feels that he should eat and drink, and thinks, a few pieces of meat, a few glasses of wine, he wants to buy noodles for him, no way. It's often a wipe of the mouth, and when he turns around, he still has to say bad things about the head of his cow courtyard.

When the head of his Niu Yuan is drunk, those who like to be with Ma will love to report the case to him and come to him to sign, it will be easy. He even forged his signature, used the court seal to make a fake case, and took away the execution money that had to be approved by him. When he was drunk and sober, he asked him to take it to the sign and look at it, looking left and right, and said, "Did I sign this word?" If it wasn't for your signature, I would have drilled under your crotch, if it wasn't for your signature, then I'd pretend to be crazy and big, and spread it out to say that my personal affairs are small, the key is to say that the chief is you, the chassis is not heavy, and there is no way to rule, which affects your great and glorious image." Chief Niu took the manuscript again, rubbed his eyes, looked at it for a long time, and said that it was not like it, a little like it, it was a little like it, it was a little like it, it was a little unlike, it was said yes, I couldn't remember it, I couldn't remember it, I couldn't say it clearly. He said, "It doesn't matter if the fuck is not, you must find out where things are, the water is clear, there are no fish, and if people are observant, there are no fugitives." I ate a handful of too. But it's not an example."

This guy is especially drinkable.

His old man had been a county magistrate for a few days and was very honest. The son inherited his father's business, and after returning from the army, he arranged for him to be a judge in the county court. Of course, people, living people, humane, personality, human beings, that is, some people, some people in the court are good officials, and some people, that is, there are no eating pigs in the trough. It didn't take long for the Tata to be said, the leaders attached great importance to it, and the masses recognized it. He became the vice president of the county court. The court, in the West, is the capital of the legal empire, and the judge is the prince of the legal empire. In our place, which used to be called Yamen, it is the supreme place and cannot be underestimated. Later, he avoided his nationality and became the dean here.

The first thing he did after he arrived was to call the old director of the office, Wang Xiande, and said: "Lao Wang, there is also a clay pot factory here, you go, pick the big baby jar, the guy who can hold a few hundred catties in a jar, buy a few of him, and make medicinal wine." Lao Wang Wei's new head of the cattle courtyard is Zhan, called the driver Xiao Gou, arrived at the pottery pot factory, and the proprietress Xu Guihua bargained, saying: "Buy a few handsome big jars, the boss's kind of jars", the proprietress pointed and said: "The big baby jar, that is, those three, pretend, that is, everyone has a way to throw in the bath", Lao Wang said: "Pretend, hum, where are they all loaded in the end, is it still called some people to eat, drink and digest." Take a bath, Mao still has a way to soak a girl in it, what kind of mandarin duck bath is it?" Xu Guihua said: "Wang glasses, Wang eye glasses, just talk about those who are not famous, what do you want to make a date." Lao Wang said: "How much is one, the boss lady said, a thousand fast one, no one can be less", Lao Wang listened, stretched out his hand and touched his head back, the light pineapple formed by Xie Ding was like this time to touch the light, he knotted and said: "Flies don't stare at the seamless eggs, make a hand, we can go back and talk to the old cow, or he thinks we are giving a mallet as a needle, what about the bucket, don't guess the chief's thoughts, maybe he still suspects that we are stained with the boss lady something soft, just 800 yuan." ”。 Xu Guihua said: "Eight hundred, then I don't even wear the pants I lost." Lao Wang laughed and said: "This is what you said, then it looks good, then you will lose like that." Xu Guihua said: "And ha, I, see how dare Niu Wa'er sell the cow, only recognize the person who carries the pot when he drinks wine, I ask the family to see." The boss's surname is Guan, and the boss of Guan asked: "What about the roaring head, the things are those few, the hard things are in our hands, look at the dishes and eat, see which one to buy." Xu Guihua said: "It's the old king in the yamen", Boss Guan said: "These guys, the last time I ate the lawsuit, there was their warped clip, tell me that the tip of my hammer is full of gas, these guys who hammer hammers, can't afford to provoke, can't hide, in case something happens in the future, in their hands, let them make a concession, don't look at our business now, the red spicy sound is good, you have to leave an eyebrow to play dew, let it be in the bright place, eight hundred is eight hundred." When the jar was bought, the old cow stood on tiptoe and looked inside, and said, "Dig a pit and bury it deeply, and say, "Wine should be good." Lao Wang said: "What kind of wine, Lao Niu said, a jar of Qiaozi wine, a jar of sorghum wine, a jar of barnyard wine", Lao Wang said in surprise: "Ah", Lao Niu said: "This Lao Wang, you are not dozens of years old, you have dozens of catties, a day is one, ah, ah." If you have to talk about the branches, and the branches and leaves and leaves, you have to observe it carefully, I think that the jar that can be filled with the factory should be filled with the wine of the winery." Lao Wang said: "Then I will implement it." A phone call passed, half a day in the afternoon, the wine delivery car of Shede Winery arrived, more than a dozen workers, holding more than a dozen wine jars, step by step, in formation, in the dam, on the kankan, hugged up, together out of the left foot, shouted, hey, and out of the right foot, and shouted hey, poured wine, like pouring water, poured into the big baby jar, the wine was clear, the courtyard was fragrant, those who worked in the office came to the balcony, lowered their heads, looked around, drumming their noses, like dragonflies and butterflies fanning their wings, Greedily share the fragrant aroma of jade elixir. Lao Niu first smelled the aroma of wine, he followed the way of the aroma of wine, he squatted down, took the spoon handed over by Xiao He, scooped it up, poured it down, and looked at the color, clear and transparent. Scooped up again, first on the skin of the mouth, he opened and closed the skin of the mouth, the wine has reached the tip of the tongue, the tongue, he looked at it, his eyes were first bright, then slightly closed, tasted for a few seconds, and then a small sip, he felt, this small mouth went in, formed a red and round dimple on the tongue, this dimple is still on the tongue, natural movement, no, it is a cordial fluctuation, a pool of wine in the tongue dimple, will not be unbridled and scattered, he doesn't want these wines to leave him, are more than ten seconds, grunt, The wine slipped down his throat, his eyes lit up, he shuddered, and his head looked at it like a slip, a magical and wonderful feeling. Before he could open his eyes, he was already saying thoughtfully: "Good wine, good wine, it is a good wine that he is willing to give." The boss of this Shede winery knows who should give what wine. This is not the first wine to be sent, it is a little bad, it is not a tail wine, it is a little light. It's a little wine halfway, so this Lao Wang called the winery and asked to send the wine, and the proprietress of the winery, Liu Guihua, the head of the cattle courtyard, called the house, she knew the heavy taste of the old cow, so she gave these good wines.

He loves to taste the deliciousness of wine. On weekend nights, the bright moonlight, the cool breeze of Xixi, outside the hotel wine shop by the river, Liu Guihua, the proprietress of Shede Winery, got together with him here again, and gave him a few drinks, Lao Niu said: "No matter how good things are, it feels wonderful at the beginning, and then it is the second hemp railing, the proprietress you say it is not wow, ha, ha, ha, too, the salt is the same salty, the vinegar is the same sour." Liu Guihua looked at him with a little smirk, the cocked Erlang's legs, and the snow-white crotch were even more hazy and beautiful in the moonlight. Liu Guihua said: "Which of these is called your men's family, you can't eat enough, you are eating in the bowl, looking at the pot, you are tired of eating, and you want to change the taste." The old cow said: "There is only a field that cannot be cultivated, how can there be a man who is tired and does not die." Have you ever heard of it, they all say that people are over forty-eight, and if they say that they can't do it, they can't do it, and if they are fifty-eight, they can't do anything if they have ideas. To put it bluntly, you have to be able to pack up whatever goods are put up, you can't just look at it, you yawn a few times, or sneeze, you put on your pants, throw away your armor, and run away." Liu Guihua said: "The head of the Niuyuan said, the pattern should be big, the mind should be broad, and the realm should be high, but you are a fly always staring at the seamless egg, and a moth to the fire, three sentences do not leave the line, I will tell you Ha, this is our willing wine, plus a nourishing thing, then it is a pair of aphrodisiacs." Our family's wine jar is soaked, our Lao Li, how do you say that, there is no diamond, no porcelain work. In this way, I will give you an order, and you will buy it, hello, hahaha, hello, I am good, everyone is good". Lao Niu said: "When the time comes, if there is an effect or not, you have to drink a pot to experience it, and you will be responsible." Liu Guihua said: "Old cow, old cow, the amount of wine is as big as a cow, and he is saying something infamous." The next day, Lao Niu called Lao Wang and said, "Man, you have taken the medicine according to the list." Lao Wang, this person, took off his glasses when he read words, and put on his glasses when he walked, and he couldn't see the words clearly, so he took the list into the distance and read it out loud, sheep whip, bull whip, horse whip, dog whip, donkey whip, oh, these are all things that can nourish the kidneys. Lao Wang smiled and said, "It's going to be done soon." Lao Wang ran to a few markets that day, and bought all the whips in the market, which was really a little, the bandits came like combs, the soldiers came like grates, and the officials came like shavings, soaked in three stalls, and closed in the basement. A few months have passed, the day of Kaifeng has arrived, and this old cow is going to have a life. He noticed that someone had moved, and someone had drunk what he said was cold boiled water without his consent. He questioned Lao Wang and said: "This is talking about not being able to carry dry food in your arms, and you can't sleep on your heels, and when there is no time, you still touch the tender smell, so I will call you a few masters have moved, which one is it, there is no leakage in the boat, there are no outsiders in the leakage of needles, what are you doing, you are such a big cadre, you are still saying that you are engaged in management, how many times have I given you the ear to mention the face, what is management, management, is to manage and manage, reason is to stroke, just like a morning glory rope, morning glory nose, oh, like a red rattan, what are you doing? It's all long hairs that fall off, and the water can't cover the instep of the foot, and the wine in this wine jar costs a lot of money, and it needs to be managed by a special person and set up a good account, but you always go in with your left ear and out with your right ear, as the wind in your ears, if, if, if you have the effect of the wind on the pillow side." Wang Xiande said: "What you said is right, Chief of the Niuyuan, my ears are calloused, but I forgot it as soon as I turned my buttocks." Chief Niu said: "You are all on the edge of the cliff, I really need to slap you on the back, or you will be cowardly." If there is a reception in the backyard, or a party, or an important birthday and full moon, he often brings middle-level cadres to sit at several large tables, like a hen leading a flock of chickens, you drink a cup of sea with me. If you enter this wine party or not, you can weigh yourself, and others will be able to see that you are a few pounds and a few taels, and of course, you will know whether you are integrated into the circle and whether you are marginalized.

In fact, everyone has a herd mentality, they are afraid of being marginalized, and they are addicted to the game. In the past two or three years, the unit has organized physical examinations, and all of them are alcoholic liver, and everyone thinks that there may be fewer drinking gatherings in the future. I didn't expect that those family members also pretended to be stupid and ate elephants, and still didn't stop the men from drinking, they also knew how to get up and steal fun. There are a few family members who are arguing for divorce, and after the men enter the game and drink these drinks, they are also drunk, like.