Chapter 38 One day, the deputy chief of the police department was equipped during the day, with his stomach in front and his hands in the back, like a standing duck paddling backwards, he dragged it to the office of the director Wu Qingxian.

This day is also matched, and the name has a head, or his old man gave him a good name when he was a child, and it seems that it is his lifelong use.

It is said that this person is a leader during the day and a young lady at night. As soon as he approached, he said: "Chief, there are goods, fresh goods, and it is a secret report on important situations."

This day with the previous work of a shelf, is a skeleton of bones, shrewd like a monkey, always like to think about everything, to make a reason, now it is like this, he has no hair on his head, presumably engaged in writing work,

"'Yin'an one word, twist a few whiskers", and as a result, the hair was pulled too much. He felt that in the officialdom, having a good relationship with the main leaders was a shortcut for him to go all the way.

"Near and far", only he can read the meaning of these words, he framed this and hung it on the wall behind the desk, everyone began to stop and watch, puzzled, and then everyone finally understood, and they quietly put up a note in private, all said: "It's still this white baby, no, Director Bai, high, high." Ascend and move, the arm is not lengthened, and the one who sees is far away, and the wind is blowing, the sound is not the disease, and the one who hears is prominent".

Wu Qingxian likes to play mahjong, and he is already a mahjong figure. When he stands, the center of gravity is always on the left leg and foot, as if the left leg is a supporting leg, and the right leg is flashing, like a compass.

His right leg seems to be a little short, the length is different, and it is difficult to walk in unison, so at any time he stretches out his left leg and shakes his right leg, just like the old emperor who was deflated and lame in ancient times, when he asked the painter to paint his portrait, the first two painters were probably realistic creative techniques, and painted truthfully, he looked at it, Long Yan was furious, and directly ordered the two painters to be killed, and the third painter was invited, and he was concerned, is this art, this is the matter of losing the braincase, the painter's legs and legs flashed, the braincase was broken, and he was quite calm, Only self-help is the calf.

What he drew was that the emperor was squatting and striding with long legs supporting, short legs on the stone steps, one eye open and one eye closed, aiming at the gun, and the emperor was so happy that he couldn't wear his hat.

Influenced by these cultures, later some people often said that he Director Wu,

"As for you, you can win by walking in unison." Playing mahjong all year round, the right hand stretched out to touch the cards, and slowly the right hand was extended, so the right hand was short and the hand was long.

During the day, before three o'clock in the afternoon every day, Wu Qingxian contacted those bosses who also had money and were willing to accompany Wu Qingxian to play mahjong, and played mahjong in some more hidden clubs.

Of course, usually the end result is that the bags that are equipped during the day are deflated, the zippers of other people's bags are torn, and the bags on their clothes and pants are as heavy as several bags.

Wu Qingxian also likes to drink flower wine, and during the day, he contacted those police flowers to wave and take a free ride when Wu Qingxian's special car left the gate of the police station, and went to drink flower wine together.

Anyway, his job during the day is to make Wu Qing happy. Love what the leader loves, hate what the leader hates.

The leader is happy, he is happy, the leader is angry, he is angry. One day, Wu Qingxian spoke at the conference and said: "I said above, I am not allowed to drink at noon, because I have to work in the afternoon."

After a few days, Wu Qingxian went to inspect the work in a police station, and made an unannounced visit, wanting to verify whether the staff officer did not take the commander and did not make any noise, oh, wrong, it was to see if his words were still counting, but he found that some bureau leaders and police officers were drinking at noon, some were drunk and rushed to the bottom of the table, some were so drunk that their faces were red, like Guan Gong, and some also served cups, hiccuped, shouted: "Boss, set up a table", and fell to the ground to toast and said: "Chief Wu, come and have a drink", Some saw Wu Qingxian coming, with a black face, an embarrassed face, and was frightened and half awakened, Wu Qingxian coughed recklessly,

"Click", like thunder, everyone was stunned, he scolded and said: "A few masters, my toast order, it's not bullshit", at this time, the deputy director Bai who was walking behind Wu Qingxian ran to the table as agile as a monkey, and put his hands under the edge of the table.

"Hey, hey, hey" laughed a few times, overturned the table, and for a while the cups, plates, and rice bowls fell with a loud bang, and the wine, soup, and all these drunkards were all over their bodies, and everyone looked at each other and didn't know what to do.

Deputy Director Bai stood there, full of energy, complacent, shaking his hands, wiping his hands, facing everyone,

"Hey, hey, hey" smiled dryly and said, "I'll give you two a drink, don't listen to the director, see if you still don't listen to the director."

Wu Qingxian said again: "The turtle is also matched during the day, what are you doing arching the table, it's not a human being, it's not a bowl, it's not educating people, it's a dog's day if it's not suitable, and the dog has been wronged again."

After returning to the bureau, the office issued a briefing during the day to publicize this matter.

The hand that overturned the table during the day has been passed down for several years. After that, the three-year-old baby knew that Wu Bai and the others were wearing crotch pants, and as long as the director Wu Qingxian made a decision in everything, he would be the most faithful executor of the director's decision during the day.

During the day, he ran with Wu Qing for so many years. During the day, Liu Bang thought to himself, Liu Bang saw Qin Shi Huang on patrol,

The battle of "quiet and avoidance" is very exquisite, and he said tactfully, implicitly but greedily: "Woohoo, the eldest husband should be like this", saying that Xiang Yu also saw the same scene, and said bluntly: "He can take his place."

himself, his daughter-in-law for many years has become a mother-in-law, and gradually, he feels,

"Princely generals, rather have a kind of", this soldier wants to be a marshal. He also moved the chair he was sitting on to the position of Wu Qingxian in the middle, and the idea that Wu Qingxian was sitting in the chair of the director became stronger.

It seems that only by sitting in this position can it be regarded as the standard configuration of a successful man, just like a talent is fully developed and mature.

Wu Qingxian wants to leave, he wants to send Wu Qingxian away, only if Wu Qingxian has a good place to go, Wu Qingxian will also vacate the position of the director and let him realize his ideals.

Therefore, there is a good place to assist Wu Qingxian, which is the goal and work during the day, when I think of this, as soon as I see that my temples are dyed with frost, the feeling that the old man who is like green silk turning into snow at dusk arises spontaneously, and it is unsurprising that sometimes the monkey is so anxious that he digs his crotch.