No matter how great a person is, he must first be a thinker. If you let the director of the city bureau Guan Muzhi beat Yang Fulai, the secretary general of the city, and then let Wu Qingxian become the director of the listed police department, and then let Lao Bai take the position by himself, this way is like a canal, there is a place to be blocked, as long as the blockage is cut with a hoe, the water will flow happily all the way.

This game is really a game of chess, take one step, look at three moves, look at three moves, take one step. During the day, he is like a designer, painstakingly, he wants the little people to promote the great progress of history, he has to look up at the road, and he has to bury his head in pulling the car, he is not without a way.

He arranged for someone to follow the secretary general, Yang Fulai, and wanted to take a look at him and knock him over. But Yang Fulai, this guy, usually eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and has everything, but during this sensitive period of the recent change, he doesn't go out, and runs in a straight line between the three points of the canteen in the home office.

Presumably Yang Fulai, he wanted to temporarily restrain his indulgent desires in the depths of his soul. In case he doesn't die, but he is missing an arm, or a leg is missing, and he can still exercise the power to sign, and the leg he still has can walk to the palace of power and the throne of power with the support of a cane.

He knows that this living person in the officialdom does not want to step down even if he dies after being disabled or sick, and if he dies faster, he knows that natural life is the way to live a long life in officialdom that depends on political life.

So if you want to get it, you have to die. Causing a car accident, according to the people in the police department, is not too difficult.

Wu Qing was embarrassed after squeezing his eyebrows and making eyes during the day, he wanted to prevent himself from being kindly helped by the deputy director, just like he also wanted to see the poor dagger and directly mix with Yang Fulai, the secretary general of the hemp system, but no, you have to endure it.

Wu Qingxian was relieved again, for his own promotion, although Lao Bai also has his own progressive shares, Xiao Jiujiu, but he is willing to do his best, and he will not hesitate to do anything, what a good brother.

Wu Qingxian pondered and pondered, but still felt that this was too risky, and he specially told him to be careful, to move within a wide range allowed by the rules, not to be too out of line, not to make chickens fly eggs, and not to soak in the crotch of his pants, everyone can't do it.

It is necessary to calmly observe the development and changes of things to see if there is an opportunity to control and use it.

It's been more than a week, and during the day with a handbag, carrying a qualification cup, just a few hairs, but also a chess piece of hunting, a cape, shy stomach, he took out a cigarette to smoke, his hand was a little trembling, the lighter didn't fire for half a day, and after that, the cow's lips couldn't match the horse's mouth, and finally lit it, pressed it in, and made a deep mouth, the mouth shrunk down, the face bun bulged, and the bulging gas was released again, a cigarette went to most of it, and the cigarette burned became a column of ash, He hadn't had time to shake it off, some of it was like a handful of whiskers on the old man's mouth, and it was like green silk turning into snow at dusk, and then he opened his mouth, not the big girl farts and held it, but like a steam engine train,

"Walk, go, go" smoke came out of the ground. Wu Qingxian frowned, waved his hand straight, wanting to disperse the smoke, as if he wanted to clear the clouds and see the sun, he was about to get angry, and said: "You are worthy during the day, you smoke, and the smoke is also smoking you, polluting the natural environment and destroying the business environment."

Before he finished speaking, he mysteriously came up to Wang Gu and said: "Chief, there is a play, according to the ear, eye and eyeliner report, the Standing Committee of the city, the director of the Cultural Bureau, is the Dong Duo, who loves to brag, and in recent times, he has often spent time in the Night Primrose Bathing Center. This man said yes, you invite him to dinner, and he says, 'He has eaten too much, and he is tired of it.'" You invite him to drink, and he says, 'What is said at the table is a lie, a lie, and it has no meaning,' unless he is drinking wine. If you ask him to play, he will say, 'Okay, then let's go to the bathing center and take a bath,' and he says it's a bath, but it's actually a bath, and it's ultimately for the purpose of firing guns. This Dong Duo was at odds with Yang Fulai, the secretary general of the city, to the point where the monkey beat him and dragged him with his face. The reason is that this Yang Fulai is the big housekeeper in the city. Yang Fulai did not enter the Standing Committee, theoretically he had to provide services to every Standing Committee, a bowl of water had to be leveled, but as soon as the Standing Committee members got up, Yang Fulai couldn't care so much, he said: "The seventh master is in charge, the eighth master is the director, I can take care of that one, the boat carries thousands of catties, and one person is at the helm, so I only listen to the king's rectification".

In this way, members of the Standing Committee, whose powers are already relatively weak in the team, such as the director of the Cultural Bureau, are easily underestimated.

For example, if the car is not enough, the application for the director's car is submitted first, but if there are other Standing Committee members who need to use the car, then the car that the cultural director applied for first will be in vain.

On a few occasions, Dong Duoduo took his bag and secretary, and waited downstairs for a car to go to the countryside, standing on his legs, but there was no car, and the car that was originally arranged for him was arranged to be called to other Standing Committee members.

Another example is the sub-office, the office building of the municipal party committee, which was built in the 80s of the last century, and the building is small, the structure is not reasonable, the area of a single room is also small, and the number of rooms is not enough, and the size is not consistent, and all members of the Standing Committee must have an office here.

Large, good rooms are used by the main and important Standing Committee members. This Yang Fulai may also be for his own work needs to serve Wang Huiquan, or that although he is not a member of the Standing Committee, he is also under Wang Tou, and above the heads of others on the Standing Committee.

When the Standing Committee members complained about the small size of their office, they would think that the area of Yang Fulai's office was larger than theirs.

Even among the Standing Committee members, there is also a comparison, that is, some Standing Committee members have small houses, but good floors, and are very close to Wang Huicheng, the center of power, while Dong Duoduo's office room is small and on the top floor, sometimes he wants to find Wang Huiquan to talk about something, he has to run back and forth a few times, and sometimes he is tired of holding on to the railing on the stairs, taking a few breaths, as if he wants to scold, and he has no temper of scolding.

If there were too many people talking about things in the king's place, he would have to wait beside him. is also because Dong is so talented, and he looks down on the secretary general Yang Fulai in his bones.

It turned out that they were high school classmates, Dong Duo had good academic performance, was a member of the discipline committee in the class, and the essays they wrote were often read by the teacher as model texts to the students.

And when Yang Fulai was studying, his nose was rubbed horizontally, which was a plague pig. This teacher is also strange, and he gave Yang Fulai, a person who didn't know that he was going to become the secretary general, a task, that is, to memorize the articles of Dong Duo, who didn't know if he could later become the director of the Cultural Bureau, that is, Dong Duo, and at the same time, Dong Duo checked whether he Yang Fulai could recite it.

In his opinion, Yang Fulai has no platform in his heart, very mediocre, and a little cheesy, that is, what to say, it is also fragmented, the language is unknown, and the teapot can't cook dumplings, which confirms one of his views, he didn't think about what kind of name he had, and he could say what to stretch, the dog couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, just because there was no goods in his stomach, you just hung it upside down for three days, and you couldn't hang out a few points of ink, it was really a bucket who couldn't support the wall.

And this Dong Duo drank a belly of ink, blowing fiercely, when he was working in Chaotian District, he said

"This place is called Chaotian, which means that the ancients left Shu to go to Beijing to meet the emperor Lao Qi, and they must pass through this place, so it is called Chaotian. Here is not far from Jianmen Pass, he said: "The world Xiongguan, here is a higher terrain, not far from Xi'an, Xi'an was called Chang'an in ancient times, so it is 'Chang'an under the eye'", everyone said that he said big, he said: "Yanque An knows the ambition of the bird, just like Zhuge Liang, every self-comparison to Guan Zhong Yi, good for Liang's father, when people Mo Xu also, the result is that the world's heroes gather here."

As the mayor of the district, he vigorously promoted the walnut industry, only a few tons of output, but the slogan was,

"Walnuts roll around the world". After vigorously developing the pig industry, it is said that the sow is in the northern provinces, because the winter is cold, just like people, the fertility rate is low when it is cold, and the sky should vigorously develop young pigs, the slogan is,

"Millions of pigs go out of Sichuan, and 100 million yuan tickets go into the sky." But it is not known if it was providence or what, his slogan sometimes ends in the form of a joke.

The top is coming to inspect the poverty alleviation work, and his loud slogan was originally,

"Each family cultivates a person who understands", the slogan was played, and the result was exposed to the sun and rain

The word "Ming", the word moon at the back of it fell, and the slogan became

"Every family cultivates a Japanese white person", which means that every family has to cultivate a turtle who farts and lies to the shell.

All his ruling ideas, must be shown through slogans, on the left side of the tunnel mouth of the highway written: "hold high the great banner of the development of the pig industry", a few days, the highway management agency also came to the right side of the tunnel mouth to fill in the warning slogan,

"The height limit is three meters two" passes. I worked in Jiange County, and said that I wanted to vigorously develop the chicken industry, with the slogan: "Jiange roosters sing all over the world".

Chickens are raised, but at the end of the year the chickens can not be sold, the government can not afford to pay cadres and teachers salary bonuses, he said: "direct point, divide the chickens", as a result, these cadres and teachers, the year-end bonus includes a lump of 100 pounds of live chickens, these chickens flutter and flutter their wings, chicken feathers fly, chickens crow through the market, everyone complains.

said: "There is no one who chooses this kind of person to be the county magistrate, this is the kind of county magistrate who should be", everyone eats chicken and eggs at every turn, and their noses and mouths can smell.

Governor Wei Anran asked him: "What do you have there, and if it flows up, it will become a regional logistics center in the west." He seriously reported: "I have something to say, to put it simply, a bottle of wine, two chickens, and three pills." A bottle of wine is a pillar of heaven, and when a man drinks it, the effect is good, and of course the woman will also say, hello and she is good. Two chickens, one is the Jiange rooster, and the other is the Changhong brand TV machine. Three pills, one is Viagra, the second is Levitra and the third is Cialis".

Governor Wei said with a smile: "Okay, okay", Wei Anran was quite skeptical about the content of the report, but he appreciated the summary and refinement of the report.

He said: "I am not a good general like the chief, the more the better", Wei Anran said: "You can't estimate the shell, you have to quantify?" He stretched out a finger and said, 10 million, Governor Wei said: "This is now tightening your belt to live a tight life, you are also a leprosy treasure yawning, big breath, this look, give you five million", Dong Duo couldn't wear the hat that was happy in his heart, and thought, take it above, only among it, take it from it, only get it, only get it, who doesn't know that the chief's business will also be discounted, five million, smash a few people, a few people back, are a few big backs, what he said is: "I said Ha, the boss is difficult, the boss is difficult, It's not difficult for the boss to come forward, if you just look in our direction, we will have hope, your chief will pull out the hair thicker than our waist", and the provincial governor was also happy.

As a result of several years, there was no improvement in economic development, and those old men of the National People's Congress and the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference participated in politics and said: "Dong Duo, you Dong Shell, play two cards well, play out a point gun, play out a point gun, play out a point gun, play out a point gun."

So everyone calls him Dong Kezi in private. It's okay, blowing around, and he himself has been blown into the city saying that people who can speak and write can be the director of the cultural bureau.