2023/12/11Earthy love stories that make girls happy
1. M: I went to a place today, guess what it is?
F: Where is it?
M: I'm dead set on you.
2, Male: Bao, I'm doing my homework.
F: What kind of homework are you writing?
M: Sleepless nights without you.
3. M: I just ate a bowl of noodles, guess what kind of noodles it is?
F: Big rows?
M: No, it's you in my heart.
4. Male: Baby, I made a mistake today.
F: What did you do wrong?
M: I'm so overwhelmed by the love you love
5. M: Do you know what my favorite class is?
F: What class?
M: Every moment I fell in love with you
6. M: I just took a little medicine, guess what medicine? F: What medicine?
M: Hee-hee-hee, you're very important.
7. M: I opened a new bottle of wine.
F: Baby, what kind of wine?
M: I want to be with you for a long time.
8. Male: I ate a peach today, guess what peach?
F: Ah, what kind of peach is it?
M: Of course, I love you.
9, M: I have built a new road here.
F: What way?
M: There is no way back from loving you.
10, Male: I went to buy oil today, guess what kind of oil?
F: It's so greasy, what kind of oil is it?
M: Love tiger oil.
11, M: I watched a movie today, guess what movie?
F: What kind of movie?
M: It's just you and me.
12, M: I had an ice cream today, guess what flavor it is?
F: Strawberries?
M: No, it's the smell of love.
13, M: Guess what drink I just drank?
F: Coffee?
M: No, it's the sweetness of love.
14, M: I went to a scenic spot today, guess where?
F: The Forbidden City?
M: No, it's the heart that loves you.
15, M: I bought a bouquet of flowers today, guess what it is?
F: Roses?
M: No, it's your little flower.
16, M: I read a book today, guess what it is?
F: "Alive"?
M: No, it's every page of love for you.
17, M: Guess what fruit I ate today?
F: Apple?
M: No, there are a lot of your favorites.
18, M: I wrote a song today, guess what the song title is?
F: "Little Lucky"?
M: No, I have loved you for 10,000 years.
19, M: I just went to a place, guess where?
F: By the sea?
M: No, my heart is full of you.
20, M: I learned a new song today, guess what the song title is?
Female: "The Actor"?
M: No, you don't need acting skills to love you.
21, M: I watched a movie today, guess who the protagonist is?
F: Detective Sherlock Holmes?
M: No, it's me and you.
22, M: I went to a park today, guess what flowers?
F: Peach blossoms?
M: No, it's you, the flower fairy.
23, M: I listened to a song today, guess what the song title is?
F: "Later"?
M: No, I love you.
24, M: I went to a restaurant today, guess what is my favorite dish in it?
F: Sweet and sour pork ribs?
M: No, it's your dish.
25, M: I watched a TV series today, guess who starred in it?
F: Hu Ge?
M: No, it's a romance idol drama that I co-created with you.
26, M: I went to an amusement park today, guess what I played?
F: Roller coaster?
M: No, it's a merry-go-round with you.
27, M: I read a novel today, guess who the main character is?
F: The little prince?
M: No, it's you.
28, M: I went to a museum today, guess what's inside?
F: Dinosaur fossils?
M: No, it's a picture of you and me.
29, M: I went to a pool today, guess what I did underwater?
F: Diving?
M: No, I miss you.
30, M: I went to a bar today, guess what I ordered at the bar?
F: Whiskey?
M: No, it's your smile.