2023/12/11Earthy love stories that make girls happy

1. M: I went to a place today, guess what it is?

F: Where is it?

M: I'm dead set on you.

2, Male: Bao, I'm doing my homework.

F: What kind of homework are you writing?

M: Sleepless nights without you.

3. M: I just ate a bowl of noodles, guess what kind of noodles it is?

F: Big rows?

M: No, it's you in my heart.

4. Male: Baby, I made a mistake today.

F: What did you do wrong?

M: I'm so overwhelmed by the love you love

5. M: Do you know what my favorite class is?

F: What class?

M: Every moment I fell in love with you

6. M: I just took a little medicine, guess what medicine? F: What medicine?

M: Hee-hee-hee, you're very important.

7. M: I opened a new bottle of wine.

F: Baby, what kind of wine?

M: I want to be with you for a long time.

8. Male: I ate a peach today, guess what peach?

F: Ah, what kind of peach is it?

M: Of course, I love you.

9, M: I have built a new road here.

F: What way?

M: There is no way back from loving you.

10, Male: I went to buy oil today, guess what kind of oil?

F: It's so greasy, what kind of oil is it?

M: Love tiger oil.

11, M: I watched a movie today, guess what movie?

F: What kind of movie?

M: It's just you and me.

12, M: I had an ice cream today, guess what flavor it is?

F: Strawberries?

M: No, it's the smell of love.

13, M: Guess what drink I just drank?

F: Coffee?

M: No, it's the sweetness of love.

14, M: I went to a scenic spot today, guess where?

F: The Forbidden City?

M: No, it's the heart that loves you.

15, M: I bought a bouquet of flowers today, guess what it is?

F: Roses?

M: No, it's your little flower.

16, M: I read a book today, guess what it is?

F: "Alive"?

M: No, it's every page of love for you.

17, M: Guess what fruit I ate today?

F: Apple?

M: No, there are a lot of your favorites.

18, M: I wrote a song today, guess what the song title is?

F: "Little Lucky"?

M: No, I have loved you for 10,000 years.

19, M: I just went to a place, guess where?

F: By the sea?

M: No, my heart is full of you.

20, M: I learned a new song today, guess what the song title is?

Female: "The Actor"?

M: No, you don't need acting skills to love you.

21, M: I watched a movie today, guess who the protagonist is?

F: Detective Sherlock Holmes?

M: No, it's me and you.

22, M: I went to a park today, guess what flowers?

F: Peach blossoms?

M: No, it's you, the flower fairy.

23, M: I listened to a song today, guess what the song title is?

F: "Later"?

M: No, I love you.

24, M: I went to a restaurant today, guess what is my favorite dish in it?

F: Sweet and sour pork ribs?

M: No, it's your dish.

25, M: I watched a TV series today, guess who starred in it?

F: Hu Ge?

M: No, it's a romance idol drama that I co-created with you.

26, M: I went to an amusement park today, guess what I played?

F: Roller coaster?

M: No, it's a merry-go-round with you.

27, M: I read a novel today, guess who the main character is?

F: The little prince?

M: No, it's you.

28, M: I went to a museum today, guess what's inside?

F: Dinosaur fossils?

M: No, it's a picture of you and me.

29, M: I went to a pool today, guess what I did underwater?

F: Diving?

M: No, I miss you.

30, M: I went to a bar today, guess what I ordered at the bar?

F: Whiskey?

M: No, it's your smile.