Chapter 112: Su Ma: Editor, you continue to make up! (Ask for a subscription!) )
"Did I hear a woman's voice just now?"
"What kind of woman's voice, you heard it wrong."
"How is that possible? I heard it all, as if to say something out of water? β
"Oh, I'm watching a movie...... Haven't you watched Xing Ye's "Kung Fu"? It's the famous ......line of 'charter wife~Why is there no water again~'"
Su Qi was caught off guard by Shen Wangqing's words, and he was so shocked that his mobile phone was almost thrown out, and he was in a cold sweat, and he hurriedly said in a hurry.
"How do I remember that sentence in the movie was said by a man?" Su Ma asked suspiciously.
"It's a man, but the voice is more like a woman, you may forget it if you haven't seen it for too long."
"Really?"
Su Ma was also a little uncertain for a while when Su Qi said.
Just when Su Qi thought that he had finally passed the test, Shen Wangqing said again: "What are you talking about movies or not?" I mean, the kettle is out of water. β
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Su Qi turned his head to look at her expressionlesslyβdid you mean it?
Do you want to read the air?
Don't you see how hard he is here?
"No, why does your voice sound a little familiar to me? Are you watching a movie? Su Ma heard the female voice on the other side of the phone again, her brows furrowed, and she felt very familiar.
Su Qi sighed in his heart when he heard this......
Nonsense, can you not be familiar?
Your best friend's voice, if you are not familiar with it, there is a ghost.
But fortunately, no matter how familiar it was before, after all, it has been more than 20 years, and it is impossible to react immediately if you hear it coldly.
"It's all said that it's a movie, you must be familiar with it after watching it......" Su Qi explained.
"How do I feel like you're fooling me?" Su Ma didn't believe it.
"What am I doing with you? Don't be suspicious all day long, let me tell you, your back pain all day now is that your suspicion is too serious, and it is not good for your health......"
"Hey, you stinky boy curse me?"
"I'm telling you to take care of yourself...... I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to tell you, hang up, I'll come over later. β
Su Qi felt that if he continued to talk about it, he might be exposed, so he quickly hung up the phone, and then glared viciously at Shen Wangqing, who was still watching the play on the side.
"Are you sick? If you run out of water, you won't boil it yourself? Don't you see I'm on the phone? Talking out almost killed me! β
"Can't I remind you? Besides, what are you afraid of when I speak, am I so unsightly? Shen Wangqing felt that he was kindly reminded that he was still scolded, which was simply inexplicable.
"Do you know who I'm talking to?"
"Who?"
"My mom!"
Shen Wangqing heard this, and sighed lightly: "So what?" β
"Huh? Why are you so calm now? Aren't you afraid that my mom will know that we live together? Su Qi was stunned.
"I have a clear conscience, and I'm not sorry for Ah Jin, what am I afraid of?" Shen Wangqing crossed his waist and was confident.
Seeing this, Su Qi looked at her suspiciously.
"What are you looking at?"
"You've cultivated all your self-deceptive skills to this point now?" Su Qi was shocked.
"I'm not kidding myself!" Shen Wangqing said very loudly.
"Okay, okay, I know, I have a guilty conscience...... Can you do it and help me, don't mess with me, I want to live two more days. Su Qi rubbed his head, his head was big.
It turns out that it's better to put the tsundere attribute in the second dimension, but in reality, too tsundere is easy to give people a headache.
"Well deserved! makes you even want to soak your aunt. β
"What's wrong with Auntie? Yang Guo didn't even let go of his master and aunt......"
"That's why he broke his hand later, and he has to pay a price for doing such a rebellious thing." Shen Wangqing is reasonable.
Su Qi gasped when he heard this, and inexplicably felt that it made sense, and couldn't help but look down at his legs......
Forget it, can't think about it anymore.
He must not repeat the mistakes of the Condor Heroes.
"I'm going to go to my mother's house later, I don't think I'll be back at noon, you can solve it yourself for lunch." Su Qi changed the subject.
"Oh, and what about your dinner?"
"You should come back to eat in the evening, if you don't come back, I'll notify you by WeChat."
After a few casual confessions, Su Qi cleaned up, sorted out his outfit, changed his shoes and went out directly.
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For an hour or so, Sue was at the door of her parents' community.
When he entered the community, he also glanced at the security booth, where Uncle Shen was making tea with a teapot, looking happy, and he didn't notice Su Qi.
Su Qi hesitated for a moment and still didn't say hello to Uncle Shen......
I was almost beaten yesterday, and today I still want to avoid it for the time being.
When I came to the door of the house and knocked on the door of my parents' house, Su's mother blocked the door with no good face: "Why are you here?" β
"Huh?" Su Qi was stunned by Su's mother's question, "Didn't you let me come?" β
"Humph! I'm quite positive for you to let you come, why didn't you see you so obedient when you brought your girlfriend here? Mama Su counted him down and took a pair of slippers from the shoe rack for him and threw them at his feet.
"I've said it many times, it's up to me......" Su Qi reluctantly changed his slippers and walked to the sofa in the living room to sit down.
"Where's my dad?"
"Oh, he went fishing with a couple of colleagues." Su's mother poured him a glass of water.
"My dad can also fish, why haven't I heard him say anything?" Su Qi picked up the cup and took a sip, a little surprised.
"Don't talk about you, I haven't seen him fish any time...... Before going out this morning, he bragged to me about how good his fishing skills were when he was young, and you will see how many ......fish he can bring back when he comes back," Su Ma said that it was the first time she had heard that her husband had this skill.
"Maybe it's time for lunch today." Su laughed.
After chatting for a few words, Su's mother remembered today's topic, and hurriedly got straight to the point: "Okay, don't mention your father, let's talk about you first...... Honestly, what the hell is going on with your girlfriend? β
"What's going on?"
"The more I thought about it when I came back from you last time, the more wrong it became, you kid is definitely hiding it from me."
"What am I hiding from you?" Su Qi touched his nose, a little weak.
"The person who patted the door outside the door that day was definitely not selling insurance, did you pay some indiscriminate woman, so you hid it and didn't let your mother know?" Su Ma pointed at him and asked.
"Am I concerned? It's said that people are college students in key universities, why don't they be three? β
"College students can't help but be three-and-four?"
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This sentence makes so much sense, it is a little irrefutable.
"Can't speak, huh?"
"Oh, it's not what you think......"
"Really?"
Su Ma looked at him expressionlessly, and then stretched out her hand to him, "Is there a photo of her?" β
"What?"
"I'll see what it looks like, your mother and I have read countless people, and I can tell at a glance whether it is a serious person or not."
"Hey, didn't you say it earlier? I said I'd take a picture for you to see, but we haven't taken one before. The photo must not be available, Su Qi was in a hurry, and complained in turn.
"Do you want me to talk about this kind of thing in advance? Who doesn't have two couple photos in their mobile phones? A lot of young people still use the subject's photo as a mobile phone desktop. Su Ma pointed at him angrily.
"They are them, your son and I are not used to this, and you know that I didn't like to take pictures since I was a child, and the high-resolution camera of this mobile phone is an ornament for me." Su Qi spread his hands innocently.
"Then you have her message, right? She must have it in her circle of friends, and girls in this year like to take selfies and then post them on Moments to show off. β
"No, like me, she never posts on Moments."
"Hey, why do I want anything, what don't I have?" Su Ma said angrily.
"Isn't that a coincidence, you say?" Su Qi shrugged his shoulders and said that it had nothing to do with him, it was a pure coincidence.
"I still don't believe it, you open the micro-message!"
"What are you going to do?"
"Have a video call with your girlfriend."
"Uh......"
"Why, you don't want to say you don't have her message, do you?"
ββ¦β¦ Yes. β
"Then let's fight, I see how you are still fooling, really treating your mother as an old fool? Editor, you continue to make up. β
Su Ma sat down, clasped her hands on her chest, and looked at him coldly......
You keep making it up, I'm listening.
(End of chapter)