"Ahem, what's that, she ......"

"She's busy—" Su Ma has learned to answer.

“…… Busy, uh, right. ”

The second half of Su Qi's sentence was directly stuck in her throat by Su Ma's answer, and she couldn't say it.

“……”

“……”

The two looked at each other and were silent for a while, and Su Ma squinted at him.

"Is she studying or fighting? Are you so busy that you don't have time for a video call? I've already guessed this excuse, so you can change it. ”

She wanted to see what else her son could say.

“……”

Su Qi scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

It can only be said that Su Ma is an old man, and she is indeed not as easy to fool as Shen Wangqing, a woman who has not experienced social torture.

"Why don't you speak? Isn't your mouth quite powerful? Su Ma snorted coldly.

"Ahem, forget it, Mom, I'll be honest with you......" Su Qi couldn't make it up, and coughed twice to hide his embarrassment.

"Say it." Su Ma sat up straight and looked at him.

"Actually, the reason why I hid it and didn't bring it back is mainly because I really haven't caught it yet." Su Qi thought for a moment and explained.

The video must not be played, and if the video is a dozen, then the stamina will be a bit big...... It's better to honestly admit that you don't have a girlfriend, it's fake anyway.

"Didn't catch it? Who was outside the gate that day? ”

"Why don't you believe it?"

"Impossible! I heard the sound of the key opening the door that day, and the one who sells insurance has your house key? ”

"You heard me wrong, that's where they twist the doorknob."

"You're fucking stupid? What would be the sound of twisting the doorknob? ”

"Why am I lying to you? If you don't believe it, you'll try it next time. ”

Su Ma stared at Su Qi's eyes in disbelief, trying to see something: "You kid really didn't live with a woman?" ”

"I said I didn't catch up, who did I live with?"

Su Qi's explanation did not convince her, she felt that this kid must still be hiding something, and he didn't explain honestly, after all, Su Qi's actions that day were really a bit suspicious.

But this kid has a very powerful mouth now, and he makes up nonsense one after another, if he really doesn't want to say it, he probably won't be able to ask anything, and if he asks, it's useless......

Su Ma thought about it for a while, but she still held back her doubts for the time being.

Forget it, it seems that one day the old lady will have to go out herself......

Another day, when I'm free, give him a surprise attack to see if what he says is true or not. If it's fake, let's see what else this kid has to quibble about then.

Thinking like this, Su's mother didn't bother to get to the bottom of it, and looked at Su Qi and said angrily: "After so many days, I'm looking forward to it in vain?" You didn't catch it and said you didn't catch it, why do you have to lie to me that I have a girlfriend? ”

"Haven't I been tired of listening to your mantras every day when I come to my house? Thinking that the next time you come back, maybe you'll already be able to catch up? So I just said it in advance, and you nagged for the province. Su Qi directly threw the pot back to Su Ma.

"Do you blame me? You haven't even said anything yet, can you still say it in advance? Su Ma was angry and pointed her finger at his head, "You can really do it!" Why didn't you say in advance that my grandchildren were about to give birth? ”

"You have to believe it, huh?" Su Qi muttered.

"Huh?" Su Ma raised her eyebrows.

“…… It's nothing. Su Qi was stunned in an instant.

"You ......" Su Ma pointed at him, wanting to say two more words to him, but after thinking about it, she changed her words, "Forget it, for the sake of you now that you have a goal, I won't talk about you, and you will be annoyed by me." ”

"By the way, does the girl you're chasing have a picture?"

“…… Why do you still care about photos? ”

"Nonsense, I can't help you with the checks, staff officer? The future daughter-in-law of the old Su family is not good-looking, I don't agree. ”

"Is your girlfriend good-looking?" Su Qi raised his mouth in a daze.

"Of course my best friend ......" Su Ma subconsciously said half before she reacted, and looked at Su Qi angrily, "Hey, where are you going, what's the matter with my best friend here?" The relationship that can't be beaten by eight poles. ”

Su's mother couldn't understand why he mentioned her girlfriend for no reason? She wondered if the kid was trying to take the opportunity to divert the topic again.

"Isn't I wondering what the standard of our old Su family's beauty is? There is a reference. Su Qi laughed wryly.

"You haven't learned to walk when A-Qing had an accident? You don't even know the person's face, refer to a fart. Su Ma burst into a foul mouth.

Su Qi silently took a sip of tea......

Looks?

Heh, what are looks?

Your son now knows exactly how your best friend feels.

"Maybe someone looks like your best friend?" Su Qi thought about it and asked tentatively.

"Hmph, if you chase that girl, if you are really half as beautiful as Aqing, I will be satisfied." Su Ma snorted disdainfully when she heard this.

"And what if it's going to be exactly like her?"

“？？？”

Su Ma black question mark, and then raised her hand to Su Qi is head is scalp, "Sick again?" It's exactly the same, why don't you say it's reincarnation? ”

"If you want to say that, you can do it."

"Huh?" Su Ma raised her hand again with a dangerous look in her eyes.

"Ahem, nothing." Su Qi shut up knowingly.

Seeing this, Su Ma clapped her hands with satisfaction......

This kid is now underbeaten, his mouth is getting more and more broken, and he dares to say anything inexplicable.

But how did she feel that what she had just said sounded so familiar?

Looks like who's ever said something similar to her before?

Su Ma frowned and thought for a while, but didn't come up with it......

Forget it, people don't have a good memory when they're old, and they can't remember clearly.

She didn't bother to dwell on it, and she asked almost what she should have asked today, although the daughter-in-law she was looking forward to was gone, but her son was also considered to have a goal, and Su's mother was still very pleased......

My own pig has finally learned to arch cabbage, but I don't know which cabbage is arching?

In the security booth.

Uncle Shen, who was sipping tea, sneezed inexplicably......

Who?

Which old thing is speaking ill of him behind his back?

……

Su Qi sat on the sofa and watched while munching on melon seeds, while Su's mother went into the kitchen and began to wash and chop vegetables to prepare for lunch.

…… Rare quiet.

I knew that it was so easy to block Su Ma's mouth, why did he bother making up nonsense before?

I almost dug a big pit and buried myself in it......

But fortunately, I finally passed the test. To deal with an old fox like Su Ma, you really have to say half-truths to fool the past.

I just hinted at something slightly, and I don't know if Su Ma listened to it?

When the meal was approaching, Su Ma turned on the fire and put the cut ingredients in the kitchen, and at this time, the sound of unlocking sounded at the door of the house.

Su Qi stood up and walked to the door to look, just in time to see the scene of Su's father carrying a red bucket and holding a fishing rod into the door.

"Yo, Dad, you're back from fishing?"

"Huh? When did you come, and why didn't your mother notify me? Dad Su looked at the figure standing in front of him with some surprise when he entered the door, and was a little surprised that Su Qi appeared at home.

"What is there to inform, I'm not an important guest...... Su Qi waved his hand, reaching out to help take the bucket from Su's father's hand, "Let me see your results today, Dad." ”

"Haha, it's a little reward."

Dad Su proudly handed over the red bucket, Su Qi glanced at it and took a breath: "Good guy!" Dad, you also call it a little harvest? Why are there so many fish? Are you sure you fished alone? ”

"What are you talking about? Don't believe in your dad's strength? Su's father pretended to be displeased.

"No, isn't that a bit of a shock?" Su Qi quickly shook his head in denial, and then shouted into the kitchen, "Mom, come and see how many fish Dad has caught?" Dinner is over tonight. ”

"Really? I look at ......."

When Su Ma heard this, she also turned off the fire, wiped her hands on her apron, and walked out with interest.

"Shhhh

Su Qi handed the bucket to Su's mother, Su's mother glanced at it curiously, then frowned, looked at Su's father again, and asked suspiciously, "You caught this?" ”

"That's right."

"Where did you catch it?"

"Lan Jiang, where else can I go?" Su's father replied as a matter of course, but he was inexplicably a little weak by Su's mother's eyes, "What's wrong?" ”

"Lanjiang fishing?"

Hearing this, Su's mother reached into the bucket and rummaged a few fish, then shook the water in her hand, and looked at Su's father expressionlessly, "Hmph! Honestly, which seafood market bought it? ”

"What bought? It's all my hard work! Dad Su was not happy when he heard it.

"That's it! Mom, you have to talk about evidence, how can you slander Dad's innocence out of thin air? Su Qi also said unevenly on the side.

"I slandered him?" Su's mother squinted and looked at Su Qi with the eyes of a fool, "See for yourself what kind of fish your father catches?" ”

What fish?

"I'll look at ......"

Su Qi scratched his head when he heard this, leaned over to the barrel and looked at it, "Perch, what's wrong?" It's not like there's no sea bass in the Lanjiang River......"

"What else?"

"And ...... Uh......" Su Qi reached into the bucket and flipped through it for a while.

Perch, perch, perch......

He didn't find any other fish for a long time, and looked up a little confused, "Dad, did you poke the perch nest?" How do you just fish for sea bass? What about other fish? ”

"Huh? At the bottom, right? ”

"Nope."

"Why not? You flip it down again. Su's father was stunned.

"I've flipped it, I've flipped it several times, only the sea bass, I don't believe you can see it yourself......"

"No way, I obviously asked the boss to give it to me...... Uh......" Su's dad blurted out.

Halfway through speaking, he felt Su Ma's eyes looking at him playfully with her arms in her arms, and he reacted and said that he had leaked his mouth and quickly shut up.

Su Qi covered his face on the side, and couldn't bear to look at it directly: "Dad, you look like I'm stupid to help you talk just now......"

"Ahem, miscalculated. I'll just ask the boss to bring me a few fish at random, who would have thought that he would be so cheating on all the bass for me......"

was exposed before he pretended to be forced twice, and Su's father looked a little embarrassed.

"So Dad, you didn't catch any of them today?" Su Qi was speechless.

"Hey, who said you didn't catch a single one?" As soon as Dad Su heard this, his originally embarrassed expression suddenly became unconvinced.

"Where? Aren't all these fish bought? ”

"Look for yourself at the crab at the bottom, and a few crayfish, all of which I worked so hard to catch...... Ahem, I didn't catch it. Dad Su pointed to the bucket and retorted, excited, and almost said that he had leaked his mouth again.

Anyway, he still has to emphasize one point-

He, there is no Air Force!

(End of chapter)