Chapter 100: Not interested
Sheng An'an and Mu Yumo didn't know that Mu Yanting had disappeared, and the two children who didn't sleep began to chat.
"I just followed a Douyin account, this person is funny, I'll show you." Sheng Anan shared with Mu Yumo a Douyin anchor he saw.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, the opening of the three funeral coffins is a big deal!"
"The luxury cemetery is finely decorated, suona crying and mourning one-stop, now the store is doing activities, and you can buy more than half price for the second monument! Complimentary burial day service! ”
"It doesn't matter if people live decently, they must be decent when they die, our service tenet is to let customers walk decently and die at ease!"
"The main funeral service in Linhai City, you can call the store number 44 ***** if you have died"
Zhou Yang said and threw out a banner - three burial coffin shops, covering your death to the satisfaction of death.
A bunch of people commented under the video.
"I'll go, anchor, are you okay? Half price for the second monument? Do you think you're selling milk tea? ”
"Scared me, this spiritual suona music, and the coffin, I thought there was a supernatural incident on the phone!"
"Absolutely, suona with coffin! Blogger: Are you an assistant to Hades? ”
"Unintentionally click on it, and go away with bad luck!"
"The blogger is so handsome, why do you do this, if you don't consider coming to the Dark Horse Club, it's not a problem for you to earn more than 100,000 yuan a month!"
"Blogger, don't listen to the upstairs, come directly to my house, I'll let you eat soft rice, is 200,000 yuan a month enough? If you are willing, add sister WeChat 198****999*. ”
Zhou Yang glanced at the comment area and shook his head, okay, today is another day that God wants him to rest.
As for the comments that made him be fostered, he didn't bother to reply, it is impossible to be fostered, and it is impossible to be a little white face in this life!
Zhou Yang pulled away the recliner, sat down next to the coffin, clicked on the bucket sound, and turned on the brush.
Liu Xian'er brought tea at this time: "Young master, drink some tea." ”
"Thank you, Xian'er." Zhou Yang smiled and kissed her, hugged the person in his arms, and teased Liu Xian'er while brushing the sound of the fight.
At this time, he swiped a big stomach live broadcast, Zhou Yang was thinking about whether he was interested or not, but he didn't want to slip his fingers and accidentally clicked in.
"Good evening brothers, today Lao Li is here to take you to visit the store again, today this store dares to mark 99 buffet full! Watch Lao Li teach them to be people! A man with the ID name of Lao Li, the king of the Northeast Big Stomach, stood outside a self-service store and said with a smile.
The man was covered in fat, and he was measured to have more than 300 catties, and under the shocked gaze of the clerk, the man took a whole table of dishes, and then showed off.
"Whoa, whoa!" The man took a few bites of a pig's foot, but in a few tens of seconds, a large plate of pig's feet was directly eaten by him.
Then I picked up a few plates of braised pork and mixed them together, and ate them with a big spoon: "If the brothers like it, pay attention to it!" Brush up on small gifts! ”
"Brother Li started again? Today's appetite is good, this meat looks good! ”
"Poof! The buffet boss's face is green, and it has to be Brother Li! This wave of self-help blood to earn! ”
"I have a good appetite to watch Brother Li eat, brush up on a rocket to support!"
Many fans in the comment area have praised and given gifts, and as they eat more, the number of views is also rising!
Looking at the rising fans, although Lao Li was already a little bit overwhelmed, he still took out a plate of good meat and began to show off: "This little thing is not enough for my Lao Li to stuff his teeth, brothers, the gifts are like and brush, Lao Li has a foodie live broadcast at night, remember to pay attention to Lao Li's live broadcast room, so that you have a good appetite for eating!" ”
"Now these big stomach kings are really more outrageous than the other." Zhou Yang shook his head when he saw it, he didn't know how these big stomachs became popular, and they could still make people have a good appetite? He looked unappetizing!
"Ding! Test object: Lao Li, the king of the Northeast stomach! ”
"Death prediction: overeating 300 times, 100% accident rate in the next live broadcast, and 100% mortality rate in the next myocardial infarction. Detect accurate customers, and the host can pay attention! ”
Zhou Yang left a message: "Overeating is not advisable, I think the anchor is a little too obese, let's pay more attention to the heart, by the way, by the way, our three funeral coffin shop has recently opened a big reward, the second monument is half price, is the anchor interested in ordering in advance?" ”
After finishing the speech, Zhou Yang watched the video for a while, and finally watched the beautiful girl with white flowers start her lunch break.
At this time, the other side of Lin Hai City.
"Gross!"
The one who induced vomiting in the toilet was Lao Li, who showed off a table of meat just now.
Not long after eating the table of meat, he couldn't hold it anymore, so he could only hurriedly start to cut his throat.
After vomiting for a while, Lao Li became more comfortable, and the assistant on the side hurriedly helped him back to the living room.
"Brother Li, how do you feel?"
Lao Li waved his hand and drank several sips of hot water before his pale face recovered: "I'll buy me some stomach medicine later, my stomach is a little uncomfortable." ”
Wiping the corners of his mouth, looking at the rising number of broadcasts and attention, Lao Li couldn't help but smile with satisfaction: "The live broadcast effect is very good, take advantage of the heat, let's continue to broadcast at night!" ”
Of course, the assistant on the side wanted Brother Li to continue the broadcast, after all, they would have to get a bonus if he made money, and immediately patted his ass when he heard the words: "Brother Li has worked hard, the number of broadcasts this time has exceeded 100,000, and several food shop owners have already come to us to shoot videos to promote." ”
Others also followed with compliments: "Brother Li is awesome!" The number of fans has actually risen by more than 20,000, Brother Li, if you make a fortune, you can send some red envelopes to your brothers at the end of the year! ”
For the praise of his subordinates, Lao Li felt very proud: "Follow Lao Tzu well, and the bonus is indispensable to you!" ”
"Brother Li is awesome!"
Lao Li smiled, continued to brush the data in the background, and after seeing a highly praised comment on "Sanzang Coffin Shop", his face instantly collapsed: "Fuck, the coffin shop has also come to promote it on the Internet these years?" Sick, right? ”
As soon as his finger slipped, he was about to delete this comment, and the assistant on the side shouted to him: "Brother Li, it's better to keep this one, now netizens like to read this kind of commotion comments, and keeping it can add some heat." ”
When Lao Li heard it, he felt that it was the same meaning, so he replied directly to this comment and put it on top.
Zhou Yang woke up, habitually swiped his phone, and found that the unread messages in the background had become 99+.
Lao Li, the king of the Northeast Big Stomach, replied: "Brother, your way is a bit wild, believe it or not, I came to your store to find you for dinner?" ”
"Hahahaha, Lao Li replied in person, brother, you are really sassy!"
"God's second monument is half price, it's the first time I've seen such a hardcore coffin promotion."
"Hahaha...... Why don't you see what you're talking about? Is this how coffins are sold? But Lao Li, it's scary for you to say this, go to his store to eat, then you can't sit next to a group of coffins to eat? ”
"Can you please shut up when I go upstairs, it's so scary!"
This is the first time that Zhou Yang has such a high data in the background, but obviously netizens are ridiculing him, and his belief value has not risen at all.
Zhou Yang was a little helpless, it seemed that Elder Taishang's move was not so easy to succeed.
However, Zhou Yang is not a person who is in a hurry, he put his mobile phone aside, lost interest in continuing to pay attention, and began to work - a paper man.
At six o'clock in the evening, Lao Li, the king of the Northeast stomach, started broadcasting on time.
"Good evening, old iron, today I found a particularly delicious hot pot shop, the boss said that as long as you can drink the hot pot soup base in one go, you can eat hot pot for free! Boss, this is when my old Li doesn't exist, watch me teach him to be a man! ”
Lao Li said hello to the camera and shouted to the boss: "Serve the hot pot soup base!" Lao Tie pay attention, Lao Li is out of the way today, and the hot pot base will be killed for you, just ask for a gift and a reward! ”
"Good guy, Lao Li, do you really want to eat hot pot base today? Playing so big this time? ”
"Lao Li is on the air again? I didn't eat a big plate of meat until noon, you can really eat it! ”
"Eat hot pot base? The current big stomach king is really getting more and more outrageous, there is really no need to do this. ”
Fans clicked in and saw that Lao Li was actually planning to eat hot pot base, and posted a lot of barrages one after another.
When the red hot pot soup is served, the red chili oil is still steaming. Lao Li looked at the greasy bottom of the pot, and his heart suddenly felt faintly uncomfortable, but looking at the barrage full of screens, he threw this thought to the back of his mind, and he specially aimed the camera at the hot pot soup base: "Don't play with the void today, let's take a look at this authentic Sichuan-style spicy hot pot!" ”
"Drinking hot pot soup base, Lao Li is working again this time! This must be ordered! ”
"It has to be Lao Li who can play, and he can give me new tricks every time!"
"Sichuan-style spicy hot pot can be stuffy, Lao Li is really a real man!"
"Awesome!"
"Pangolin Sends Luxury Cruise*1"
"Anorexia Sends Rocket*2"
Looking at the barrage and gifts on the screen, Lao Li smiled: "The boss said that this is made of butter, which is the most suitable for people who love spicy food, isn't this right for my Lao Li's appetite?" Watch me dry it in one bite! ”
As he spoke, Lao Li picked up the pot and began to show off.
"Goo-dong, goo-dong-"
"I went, what did I see? Someone is actually showing off the hot pot base! What a ruthless man! ”
"Awesome, I'm paying you some attention!"
Looking at the climbing number of viewers, Lao Li couldn't help but speed up the speed of drinking, and also raised his thumbs for everyone to like.
A large pot of red oil hot pot base was dazzled in a blink of an eye.
I have to say that Lao Li is really suitable to be a big stomach, just by virtue of the speed of eating hot pot soup base, it is not something that ordinary people can do.
The owner of the hot pot restaurant on the side also had a shocked expression: "No, can anyone still achieve my tricky method of free orders?" ”
The netizens in the live broadcast room watched it even happier.
"The boss didn't expect it, this is called a mountain is higher than a mountain!"
"Hahaha...... It has to be that our Lao Li is a ruthless person! This wave directly teaches the owner of the hot pot restaurant to be a man! ”
Seeing that the hot pot base had been drunk, Lao Li wiped his mouth, and when he was about to speak, he suddenly coughed violently: "Cough, cough, cough, cough......"
He suddenly grabbed his chest hard, his face instantly turned pale, and then he slammed to the ground.
"Whoa!" The pot containing the hot pot base then fell to the ground with a screeching sound.
Lao Li grabbed the clothes on his chest and began to convulse all over his body.
"Brother Wang, Brother Wang, what's wrong with you?" The assistants around were taken aback.
The owner of the hot pot restaurant on the side was also stunned, and then immediately reacted when he thought of something: "It's broken!" It can't be a heart attack, right? Which of you will do CPR? ”
"How is that possible? Haven't you heard that Lao Li has heart disease? ”
Several assistants didn't know what to do at this time, and they panicked to give Lao Li cardiac resuscitation.
"What's going on?"
"What happened to the picture just now? Is this a new script? ”
The people in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw Lao Li suddenly fall, at first they thought it was a new script, but after seeing that the assistants started to do cardiac resuscitation, they began to feel that something was wrong?
"Is Lao Li okay? This cardiopulmonary resuscitation is not standard! You're going to have to do artificial respiration! ”
"It's too much if it's a joke!"
At this time, the management personnel on Douyin also found out that something was wrong and directly interrupted the live broadcast.
When the ambulance arrived, Lao Li's pupils had completely dilated, and his body had already stiffened.
The doctor just looked at it and shook his head: "The person is not saved, let's prepare for the future." ”
The patient is severely overweight, such as myocardial infarction caused by obesity, this kind of overweight person, the heart load is already large, coupled with overeating, it is easy to make the heart thunder.
In the afternoon of the same day, the video account of Lao Li, the king of the Northeast stomach, issued a notice: "I regret to tell you that Lao Li has passed away because of a heart attack caused by excessive obesity." ”
Fans who were waiting for Lao Li's news saw this notice and left messages of condolences at the bottom.
"In the morning, I saw Lao Li smiling in the live broadcast room to teach the owner of the hot pot restaurant to be a man, but I didn't expect the person to leave suddenly, which was too sudden."
"Lao Li, let's go!"
"I really recommend that you don't overeat, the human heart is really important, watching Lao Li's previous video, I felt that he was a little unhealthy, I didn't expect a sudden heart attack, alas."
The deceased is big, and many people who saw the notice left messages under the last video of Lao Li before his death, and the last comment about the three funeral coffin shops replied by Lao Li before his death under the video immediately attracted the attention of many people.
"Overeating is not advisable, I think the anchor is a little too obese, let's pay more attention to the heart, by the way, by the way, our three funeral coffin shop recently opened a big reward, the second monument is half price, is the anchor interested in ordering in advance?"
"I'll go, I'll go to the prophet! It's a pity that Lao Li didn't take it seriously at that time. ”
"Am I the only one who thinks the comments of this Sanzang coffin shop are terrifying? He still seems to be a coffin seller, and Lao Li died the day after he paid attention. Don't you think it's too much of a coincidence? ”
Looking at this top comment, many netizens have a feeling of cold pores.
yes, that's a coincidence.
As soon as a person who bought a coffin paid attention to Lao Li, Lao Li really died of a heart attack, especially looking at Lao Li's reply, it was even more terrifying to watch.
"Lao Li said yesterday that he was going to eat in the three burial coffin shop, but he died today, isn't this store called Sanzang coffin shop full of coffins? Lao Li is really in the coffin now. ”
"Hey, it's too scary for you to analyze it upstairs! Sure enough, the people who do the business of the dead are more evil, and you really can't just say it casually when you go to his house for dinner. ”