"Coincidentally, Lao Li died in an accident, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, monsters can't become sperm, how can a coffin seller know how to foresee life and death so awesomely."

"I'd rather believe it than not, anyway, I believe it, pay attention first to save my life."

"I suddenly felt a chill behind my back, it's too scary, hurry up and pay attention!"

"Pay attention to save your life! Why hasn't this coffin seller been online yet, will he still prophesy? ”

"Boss, I've come back after sending the paper figures, why are you still sleeping! It's going to be dark, aren't you going to open this store? The clerk Chen Ke's loud voice forced Zhou Yang out of his dream.

He grabbed his hair, found a piece of clothing and opened the door: "Here it is, here it is." ”

"Boss, you're too lazy, what if our store closes down if it goes on like this." Chen Ke hated and glared at his boss, he had only been working in this store for two days, and he had never seen Zhou Yang get up before twelve o'clock.

"You are a part-time worker, why do you worry more than me, the boss?"

Chen Ke: "I don't want to lose such a job where I can fish. If you go out of business, where am I going to find a job where I only need to work two or three hours a day and be paid on time? ”

"you." Stimulated by him like this, Zhou Yang's drowsiness suddenly woke up for more than half of the time, "Then you can shoot a few more promotional videos for me, and I'll post them on the Internet." ”

No way, now in this era, burial is not popular to cremation urns, he buys a coffin, it is more and more difficult to mix, fortunately, he now has more and more systems This golden finger, can find accurate customers, maybe business will be better.

"Okay." Chen Ke took his mobile phone and took a few more videos for Zhou Yang, and when he was about to send them out, he was suddenly stunned: "Boss, why did your number of fans suddenly skyrocket so much?" Now there are more than 40,000 followers! ”

"Huh?" Zhou Yang was also stunned, more than 40,000 attention?

When he swiped his mobile phone yesterday, he only had two or three people paying attention, why did it suddenly skyrocket so much?

He opened Douyin with a puzzled face, and the private messages in the background were all 99+.

At the same time, the account has been popping up a reminder to follow.

Mango has an eye on you.

Dik Yang has an eye on you.

Enlightenment has paid attention to you.

……

And the latest video he posted to promote the sale of coffins originally only had five or six sporadic comments, but now the comments in it have reached more than 6,000! The number of views exceeded 100,000!

"I'll go! This is the prophet who commented under the video of Lao Li, the king of the Northeast Big Stomach! This is really a coffin seller, evil enough! ”

"I'm also from Lao Li, the king of the Northeast Stomach, to worship the prophet!"

"The relevant departments are coming and taking care of it, there are people here!"

"I've heard that whoever you want to gag can gag, is that true? Dog's head saves his life. ”

"I'll take a seat first!"

"Dude, can you really predict life and death? Why don't you prophesy again? ”

"Don't be superstitious, I think it's a coincidence, don't believe let the anchor follow me!"

……

Zhou Yang looked at these comments and realized that it was Lao Li, the king of the Northeast who had an accident, and when he clicked on it, he had more than 100,000 replies under the comment under Lao Li's video.

"Evil nature! This guy won't really let Lao Li go to his house for dinner, right? ”

"Upstairs, Lao Li is cremated, and he can't make money from this business."

"Yesterday he commented to pay attention to the heart, Lao Li suddenly had a heart attack today, there is something!"

"I didn't expect that the coffin sellers have started to bring goods online this year, and the fun is trendy enough!"

"I don't believe in evil anyway! I'll pay attention, I don't believe this guy can be so good in the future! ”

"Unintentionally click on it, the deceased rest in peace!"

There are many superimposed replies under the message, all of which are discussing his prediction of Lao Li, the king of the big stomach.

Zhou Yang couldn't help smacking his tongue, he didn't expect the system's prediction to be so accurate, Lao Li really died of overeating.

"Ding! The prospect of the host's attention is dead! The host service is detected to be not open, the task fails, and the reward is zero. Listening to the system voice that suddenly appeared in his head, Zhou Yang was stunned.

It turns out that he was given a test customer to open his business? Is there a reward for opening?

He tried to call the system in his head: "What's the reward?" ”

"The host has not completed the task yet, and the reward mechanism has not yet been opened."

Well, it looks like he's going to have to sell the coffin.

Zhou Yang took his mobile phone and prepared to go back to the room again: "Chen Ke, look at the store, I'll go to sleep again." ”

"Boss, don't you want to make a few more videos?"

"I'll talk about it later." Zhou Yang waved his hand.

After returning to the room and finding a comfortable position, Zhou Yang began to continue to watch short videos, because he had paid attention to Lao Li, the king of big stomachs, and the big data recommended dozens of videos of big stomachs to him, but this time there was no systematic prompt.

After clicking a few times and not interested, the system recommends other videos.

"I can't stay up brothers, I'm going to sleep for a while after this fight, and then I'll continue to play live games at night!"

A game streamer who had just completed five kills said to the camera with a tired face.

"Ding! Detection object: Game anchor Erchen! ”

"Danger prediction: 155 times of excessive staying up late in a row, autonomic nervous disorder, the probability of sudden death in the next live broadcast: 15%."

"Detected as a low-risk lead, the host can be interested."

……

"Staying up late 155 times? This brother is also a ruthless man. Zhou Yang casually clicked on it, 15%, this death probability is not high, no wonder it is just a low-risk potential customer.

I didn't expect that staying up late would also cause autonomic disorders, and it seems that next time he will have to stay up less late.

After brushing for more than ten minutes, Zhou Yang also brushed several system prompts during this period, but the probability of death was about 3%, he just clicked on it, and planned to observe it later.

With a flick of his finger, this time it was a live broadcast to catch the sea.

In the video, a beautiful woman in a bikini and black silk is carrying a shovel on the beach, and she suddenly exclaims: "Wow! This time I was really lucky, I actually picked up more than three meters of tuna in the sea, which is too profitable, I feel that I don't have to work at night! ”

The woman came to the camera with a tuna: "Look, everyone, this time the receipt is very good." ”

"Hunting tuna in a bikini? You know how to rub edges. Zhou Yang was speechless, more than three meters of tuna was placed on the surface of the sea? You're really fooling everyone for fools.

Click on the comment area, there are quite a few people pretending to be fools.

"The black silk of the little fish is not stepping on the beach, it is stepping on my heart!"

"I'm different from you, I want to become a beach under the black silk of small fish, and let small fish step on it!"

"The goddess has received a lot of goods from the sea today! Sure enough, beautiful people have better luck than ordinary people! ”

"Where do the little fish catch the sea? I wanted to meet you. ”

"I want to come here too!"

"Licking Dog of a Small Fish Sends Rocket*1"

"I want to sleep on a fish and send a luxury cruise*1"

Hu Lai really didn't expect that this kind of fake video at first glance, and so many people cheered him, he was embarrassed to break this group of people, do you want to see it to catch the sea?

He was about to order the next one when the system's voice suddenly rang out: "Ding! Test object: catch small fish in the sea! ”

"Death prediction: 100% probability of encountering dangerous creatures in the sea after 2 hours, and 100% chance of death!"

"Detection is accurate customers, and the host can pay attention!"

What dangerous creatures can you encounter in the sea?

Hu Lai was stunned when he heard the system prompt, and after he clicked on it, he also clicked into the person's homepage and looked at it, with more than three million fans, the videos were all the same content as the live broadcast, and the swimsuits he wore were also cooler than one another.

"When I opened the waste fishing net, there were more than 30 catties of wild yellow croaker! I'm so lucky! Happy! ”

"Wow, this time Xiaoyu actually found a bluefin tuna of more than 100 kilograms in the waste fish tank!"

glanced at the comment area, this group of people obviously didn't come to see the sea, and the current edge anchors are really getting better and better at playing.

"This person is also in the shallow waters, what dangerous creatures can he encounter?" After watching the video, Hulai was still a little confused.

Thinking of the matter of Lao Li, the big stomach king, Hu Lai still reminded him before he advertised: "The blogger is really cool to wear to the sea, and you still have to pay attention to it when you go to the sea, so as not to encounter any dangerous creatures." By the way, the store has recently opened a promotion, buy a coffin and send a paper man, the owner is skilled, welcome to book in advance! ”

After posting the comments, Hulai started scrolling back to the next video.

Lin Haicheng.

Xiao Yu, who temporarily went down to make up for it, looked at the pop-up prompt in the background, and his face darkened with anger: "This person is deliberately making trouble, right?" I was obviously catching the sea, but he actually meant that I went to the sea! ”

clicked on it and saw that this person's nickname was "Sanzang Coffin Shop", Xiaoyu suddenly felt angry and unlucky: "It's still a coffin seller, it's really unlucky!" ”

Xiaoyu, who was still a soft girl in the live broadcast room just now, directly exploded into foul language this time.

"What's wrong?" The assistant who placed the big fish on the beach couldn't help but put down his things and walked over when he heard her words.

"I was noticed by a poor ghost who sold coffins, and he still connotated me under the video, bad luck!" Xiao Yu was very angry and scolded a few more words.

This person looks at tens of thousands of fans, and he is reluctant to give her even a flower, phew, it's worth it!

The assistant came over and clicked into the homepage of the account and looked at it: "Sister Yu, this person looks pretty good, it is estimated that he is a deliberately eye-catching Internet celebrity, men are all old sexuals, he must think you are beautiful, and pay attention to you to secretly peep at the screen." ”

Now there are all types of anchors on the Internet in order to gain traffic, and Hu Lai is so handsome, obviously he uses selling coffins as a gimmick to attract traffic.

Xiao Yu snorted: "It's disgusting, he is still promoting and selling coffins here with me, it's just unlucky!" ”

Saying that, she wanted to delete Hu Lai's comment, but when she clicked in, she found that Hu Lai's comment was already sprayed by a bunch of her fans.

"Where's the bad luck? My goddess is what you can say! ”

"I advise you not to meddle in the coffin, how do you care about my little fish!"

"At first glance, I want to deliberately attract Xiaoyu's attention, scheming netizens!"

"Sick, right, saying such unlucky things under the black silk beauty video?"

"I'm different from you, I'll lick the screen silently, Xiaoyu is a hole in the black silk today, who understands!"

……

In just a few minutes, there were hundreds of comments scolding the Sanzang coffin shop.

Xiaoyu suddenly changed her mind, she decided to leave this comment, this person likes to be cheap so much, just let her fans help her vent, so that this video can be more popular.

"Sister Yu, which king crabs are buried, it's ready to be broadcast." Another assistant who was busy burying crabs walked over.

The fish you are following are on the air.

"Thank you for your support, Xiaoyu wants to take a break for a while today after broadcasting, I saw everyone's comments, I want to take a break for a few days to change my style, I hope you don't get me wrong, I'm really just a sea anchor, I don't plan to go to the sea."

Xiaoyu was wearing a bikini black silk and looked very aggrieved, and her fans couldn't help it when they saw it.

"What's wrong with the little fish? Why do you suddenly want to change your style? ”

"Who said that small fish go to the sea? What kind of are you doing here! ”

As soon as he heard that Xiaoyu was going to change his style, the fans in the live broadcast room were suddenly unhappy.

Under the deliberate guidance of Xiaoyu, some fans soon noticed the comments of "Sanzang Coffin Shop".

"Gan! It turned out that it was a coffin seller who came to have a bad mouth, can't he sell your coffin? What a cheap mouth! ”

"The little fish is at the beach, what's wrong with the cool clothes? Xiaoyu, don't be angry, brother will brush you a cruise, let's continue broadcasting. ”

"In recent years, people who have done white things have also advertised on the Internet, are they obscure? Bah! ”

"At first glance, it's a dick who deliberately wants to attract the attention of the goddess, Xiaoyu don't pay attention to him! I'll give you a sports car! ”

"I feel sorry for Xiaoyu, I'm also here to brush a cruise! Don't change your style, I love your current style! ”

The live broadcast room was all swiped by gifts.

"Thank you for the rocket!"

"Thank you Brother Chen for the luxury cruise! Thank you, Brother Chen! Love you! ”

"Thank you for the two rockets sent by a pear blossom pressed begonia! Thank you also for the flowers sent by other family members, thank you! ”

The full screen of gifts made Xiaoyu happy: "Thank you for your support and comfort, I feel much better." ”

Seeing that the fans were going to watch the sea, Xiaoyu also cut the camera, and it was a familiar black silk bikini, Xiaoyu walked to the beach with a shovel: "I heard from a friend that crabs can be dug where there are ventilation holes in the sand by the sea, and Xiaoyu will also come to dig and see today." ”

After shoveling a few times, four or five fist-sized king crabs leaked out, and Xiaoyu was surprised to the camera: "Wow, my family, I was so lucky today, I actually picked up king crabs in the sea, it must be the good luck that my family lent me, thank you, family!" ”

Xiao Yu smiled sweetly, and inadvertently showed a deep V when he bent down to show everyone the king crab, and then immediately straightened up as if he was startled: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm careless, don't block my account, please get rid of it." ”

Xiaoyu clasped his hands together and sold cuteness to the camera.

The fans in the live broadcast room were suddenly boiling.

"What I just saw! Where is this small fish, it is obviously a big fish! ”

"Xiaoyu, don't worry, I haven't seen anything, how can you be such a cute auditor to block your account!"

"Isn't it, there's king crab on the beach? This crab still has a rope, should it be so fake? The anchor is clearly rubbing the edges, right? ”

"Shut upstairs, I advise you not to meddle in your business, our Xiaoyu is obviously a serious anchor in catching the sea."

"I testify, Xiaoyu is indeed a serious anchor in the sea, I will send a sports car first as a respect!"

"The Fat Boy Sends a Sports Car*2"

"Brother Chen Sends a Luxury Cruise*1"

"Little Fish is a rocket sent by my wife*2"