Chapter 20: I feel uneasy
"That's weird, looking at this handle, it should be something for massage."
"After massaging now, it doesn't have any effect."
"It's not that it doesn't work, it's that we don't understand the mystery."
"Liuli, take a look at it again, and see if there are any mechanism buttons or something on it?"
"Oh, master, I did spot a mechanism here."
After Ruri pressed the mechanism button, she was about to massage her master.
But at this time, suddenly a stream of water squirted out from this massage-like device, which directly wet the back of Empress Xiao Xuanji.
Xiao Xuanji was directly startled.
She screamed.
"What's the situation? Why is there water coming out of this massage device? ”
"Oh, master, I don't know either, please don't blame his subordinates."
"Hahaha-"
Seeing the nervousness on Liuli's face, Xiao Xuanji laughed directly.
"It's no wonder if you don't know, you and I don't know what's going on with this matter."
"But I feel that the water is still hot."
"What, it's hot, I'll sense it."
Ruri stretched out her fingers and sensed the currents.
After this induction, Ruri also felt strange.
"Oh, master, I understand what this is for, this must be a bathing device."
"What, a bathing device?"
"It's impossible, aren't the bathing devices in the palace filled with water in wooden barrels and then bathed?"
"Haha, master, have you forgotten? This is not in the palace, this is in the county seat of Wu'an. ”
"In this place, anything is possible."
After hearing his subordinates explain this, Xiao Xuanji reacted.
"Yes, yes, that's exactly what happened."
"Don't say it, this kind of water is neither hot nor cold, it is very comfortable, otherwise, let's take a shower here and experience it."
"Master, if you want to take a bath, I'll come first, so that if there is anything wrong, I can correct it in time."
"Okay."
Seeing that his subordinates were so cautious, Xiao Xuanji nodded directly in agreement.
Next, Ruri began to undress and take a shower.
This bath directly surprised the glass.
"Wow, master, I feel that this thing is much better than the bathtub in our court."
"Yes, Liuli, I can't wait to experience it."
"Oh, master, if you want to experience it, you have to wait until I finish taking a bath, you can't wash halfway, and you will give up halfway."
"No, I'm the master, I'll come first."
Xiao Xuanji's 10-point domineering.
Seeing the master like this, Liuli's face was full of helplessness.
"All right, master, you come first."
After this experience, Xiao Xuanji couldn't help but sigh.
"It's really good, what the hell is this, and why can you take a shower without a container?"
"Master, I don't know."
"It seems that this is the masterpiece of the county lord again."
"Yes, yes."
Xiao Xuanji nodded.
"I'm getting more and more interested in this county lord now......
…………
"Ahh
After sneezing a few times in a row, Su Mu, the county magistrate who was lying on the bed and enjoying a beautiful massage, couldn't help but sit up.
"Grandma's, who is talking about Lao Tzu......"
"What, sir, sneezing is someone talking about you, why do you still believe this?"
A maid smiled and said.
Su Mu nodded.
"If you believe, you will be spiritual, and if you don't believe it, forget it, and you won't explain it."
"Sir, are you telling the truth?"
"Maybe who's big girl and little daughter-in-law miss you as a son-in-law."
"Let's just say, now you, my lord, are like the sun and the moon in our Wu'an County."
"To put it mildly, it has become an idol for middle-aged and elderly women."
Su Mu's eyes widened.
"What, middle-aged and elderly women?"
"No, no, no—"
"Master, I said the wrong thing, it's a big girl and a little daughter-in-law."
Su Mu was in no mood to joke at this moment, and the expression on his face was very serious.
"No, if that's the case, if you like me, just tell me directly, or write a three-inch wide note."
"After the dusk, it's not like the county master hasn't received such a note."
"At least a few hundred copies, right?"
"The sneeze I gave just now was very strange and special."
"Can you still sneeze strangely? Is it possible to make flowers? ”
A maid wiped a handful of the spitting stars that the county master sprayed on her face just now, and asked in confusion.
Su Mu's expression was serious.
"As the saying goes, one thought, two scolding, three thoughts, this is someone who can't stop talking about me, so this situation will occur."
"Wow, sir, there is such a saying about sneezing, it's really teachable."
"Noise, you go down first, let me be quiet."
Su Mu waved directly at these pretty maids.
Seeing the eldest man like this, these maids hurriedly got out of bed.
The world fell silent.
Su Mu, who was lying down again, was spinning his mind quickly.
Grandma's, who is this?
Could it be them?
Are those two mysterious women during the day?
If it were them, then this matter would be no small matter.
Because the three sneezes I just had were unusual.
"Someone—"
Su Mu shouted.
The reason why the alarm microphone was not installed was because it could give the subordinates a sense of majesty and imposing appearance.
A little maid ran over in a panic.
"Master, what do you command?"
"Send the third class of officials to catch the head, I have a new task arrangement."
Hearing the order given by the county master, the little maid didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly ran outside.
Soon, the little maid took Zhou Ping and hurriedly walked in from outside.
Zhou Ping's face was full of shock.
Since he abandoned evil and followed good, and was not the king of the mountain, he became the head catcher of the county government.
In my memory, although he was on duty at night, the county magistrate had never arranged a task for himself at night.
"County master, may I ask, but what's the matter?"
Saying this, Zhou Ping couldn't help but yawn.
"That's right."
"Something about those two women."
"What, it's about those two women again?"
Hearing that the county master called him over because of the two women, Zhou Ping was very shocked.
"County master, what's the situation?"
"How do I feel that you attach great importance to these two women?"
Su Mu made a calm face.
"I really attach great importance to this matter, because I have a vague sense of uneasiness from these two women."