Chapter 21: Dividing the Troops and Dispatching Generals

"Also, I sneezed three times just now."

"Experience tells me that it's these two women who are talking about me."

"What, three sneezes, someone is talking about you?"

"Yes, those two women should have done it."

"Master, is this very effective?"

"If you talk a lot, can you make someone sneeze?"

"If that's the case, I'd like to experiment with it too."

Zhou Ping thought that he had fallen in love with a woman, but this woman disliked her rude speech and behavior, so she just didn't agree to her pursuit.

If this method really works, I make her sneeze all night, and I feel super cool to think about it.

"Nonsense, you're off topic now."

"Yes, sir, what do you have next?"

After pondering for a moment, Su Mu said, "In this way, the inn where the two women lived, at night, they couldn't let their guard down. ”

"Just send someone to keep an eye on them."

"What, send someone to keep an eye on them?"

"Sir, is this necessary?"

Su Mu's face sank.

"I said that there is this necessity, there is this necessity, do you know who is the boss?"

Seeing that the county master was furious, Zhou Ping hurriedly accompanied the smiling face.

"Master, you are the boss, okay, next, the subordinates will arrange it immediately."

Su Mu nodded.

"Okay, it's still the same as before, you can't go and watch it yourself."

Hearing the county magistrate make such a request, Zhou Ping grinned.

Just now, I wanted to take this opportunity to peek at those two women.

It seems that there is no such opportunity.

"Master, why are you the only ones who control me?"

"Hey, hey, heyβ€”"

Su Mu sneered.

"Don't think I can't see the fancy intestines in your belly, everyone is a man."

"Yes, yes, county master, you are really my bosom friend."

"Okay, my subordinates will arrange it now."

…………

Inside the headcatcher's room.

Zhou Ping's face was excited.

"Next, there is a beauty difference, I don't know who is blessed to be able to receive the task."

"What, Micha?"

The officials who were sleeping opened their eyes one after another.

In fact, some people just pretend to be asleep.

This will resolve a lot of embarrassment.

If there is any work, I will not ask myself to do it.

But as soon as I heard that it was beneficial, my eyes widened.

Seeing that success had attracted everyone's attention, Zhou Ping cleared his throat.

"You've all done it to peep at women, right?"

It's hard for everyone to take these words.

If you say that you have done it, it seems that you are very dirty.

If you haven't done it, you're suspected of lying.

Hence the collective silence.

Seeing this, Zhou Ping scolded angrily.

"One by one, don't fucking pretend to be a good person for me."

"In normal times, you have done everything you have done to kick the widow's door and dig up the grave of the house."

At this moment, Zhou Ping restored the style of the Mountain King.

To his subordinates, he scolded and ridiculed.

"I said Zhou Zhutou, it's boring to say this, it's all the past, when you were young, who didn't have a little romance?"

"Let's just say that I have a strong sense of principle, and I have always been romantic but not obscene."

"That is, what romantic things I did when I was young is also my true temperament."

"Haha, it's so funny, even the true temperament has come out."

"Let's be honest, now, there's such a thing."

"Lord Qingtian has just explained, let's stare at the two beautiful women."

After Zhou Ping said this, everyone understood what was going on.

"It's the two women who came during the day, staring at them, it's a good errand."

"Head catcher, arrange this matter for me, not only can I work and receive the reward, but maybe I can feast my eyes."

"I said Wang San Mazi, such a good thing, why is it yours? I want to go too. ”

Seeing them scrambling, Zhou Ping next to him suddenly smiled.

That's exactly what you expect.

In the face of fat difference, everyone wants to go, then it is easy to do, and they can make a profit from it.

"Since that's the case, the old rule, if anyone goes, a jar of good wine."

As a yamen catcher, he doesn't have much oil and water, so he can only think of other ways.

These people are all former subordinates of their own and are familiar with their own style.

"Okay, deal, boss, I'll give you a jar of good wine, this job. Leave it to me. ”

I was just about to nod my head in agreement, but suddenly someone stood up again.

"Boss, I have come up with two jars of good wine."

"What, you come out of two jars, that's good, grandma's, this job will be handed over to you."

Zhou Ping's eyes lit up.

It seems that this time the job is very sought-after, and there is competition.

That's great.

In the future, is it possible to consider introducing a competition mechanism every time you assign a task?

"What, two jars of good wine, I want to take on this task, I'll go out of three jars."

", you're full, so it's not easy to take on the task."

"What do you know? I'm an old bachelor, and I hope this will take this opportunity to open my eyes and see two big beauties. ”

Seeing that this guy was so crazy, the competition just now withdrew one after another.

After seeing this scene, Zhou Ping's eyes rolled.

"Okay, Hei San'er, you can take this job."

"Then this time, you're the boss of the action group."

"Chief, what do you mean? Do you want to arrange other people for me? ”

Zhou Ping smiled: "That's right." ”

He pointed to the servant who had just brought out two jars of good wine and one jar of good wine.

"This task is very arduous, the county magistrate has made it clear that the monitoring at night must be strengthened, and after the two of you go, you must listen to Heisan."

After coming up with this solution, Zhou Ping also felt very happy.

Originally, I could only get three jars of good wine at the beginning, but in this way, didn't it become six jars?

His own head, under the guidance of the county master, also slowly opened up.

Looking at the backs of the three of them leaving, Zhou Ping couldn't help laughing.

This is the inn.

Huge signboards stand in the night.

In one of the houses of the inn.

Xiao Xuanji and Liuli are chatting hotly.

"Master, after taking a bath, sleeping is comfortable."

"You said that the people of Li in Wu'an County, do they take a hot bath every day and then go to bed?"

"Well...... this"

Xiao Xuanji is not easy to answer this question.

Although he is smart, he doesn't know the situation here in Wu'an County after all.

"If it is so convenient to take a bath, then it is possible to take a hot bath every day."

"Do you think, how long did it take us to take a shower just now? But how long does it take to be in the court? ”

"Yes, miss, that's true, in the palace, you have to boil hot water first, and then pour the hot water bucket by bucket into a special bathing container."