159. Iniquity
In the first two years of Huang Chongwen's debut, he not only appeared in variety shows, but also made movies, but after he became popular, he rarely appeared in entertainment programs with capital and confidence.
Well, it can also be said that all the work has begun to become less and less, especially in the past few years, I have only held one concert and released two albums, and there are occasional business activities, and I have not done any other serious work.
Since he and Huang Chongwen met, Li Yike knew that the other party was either traveling or having fun, and he said that he was looking for inspiration for the new album, and his fans really believed it.
So seeing Huang Chongwen's appearance in the recording of the Men's Gang, Li Yi was still quite surprised.
However, hearing the other party's words, Li Yi suspected in his heart that it was very likely that this product came to record the show by the way, and the purpose was probably just to show the results of hard work-
Li Yi can see Huang Chongwen's account almost every time he plays the game, and it displays: Training ground.
Huang Chongwen put down a "cruel word", and shook hands with the man to greet the others.
Zhang Lei and Huang Chongwen have cooperated and are quite familiar, and others have also met on different occasions, and they became familiar with each other all of a sudden.
Zhang Bo smiled: "Chongwen, you are lucky, yesterday we recorded but we rode a bicycle for a day, and today we walked several kilometers." ”
The program team gave them a whole individual ability to practice, one bicycle per person, from Sioux City to the magic capital, and yesterday Meng Mengliang rode off on a bicycle after breakfast.
And this horse is still a personal battle, Sun Yanlei dismantled Li Yi's bicycle chair with this damage, and then Li Yi directly unloaded his wheel.
In short, they tortured each other along the way, and they arrived in the magic capital at noon today.
"I just inquired clearly, and then I came to participate in the show." Huang Chongwen laughed.
In his spare time, he also watches variety shows to relax himself, which naturally includes "Extreme Men's Gang".
This is also the reason why Huang Chongwen and Li Yi have not known each other for a long time, but they have a good relationship.
Having said that, Huang Chongwen knew that although this show was a little cruel, it would not give the guests strength, so he deliberately chose this time.
If he moves bricks or something, he won't come.
"Don't be too happy."
Zhang Lei on the side said: "Let's change the hotel on a good night, it is estimated that the program team has no good intentions." ”
Li Yi nodded, he also felt this way.
The program team checked in, and it took more than ten minutes to get it done.
While waiting, Li Yi also saw several groups of people in fancy clothes one after another, and went to ask someone, it turned out that the nearby exhibition center was going to hold an animation exhibition tomorrow, and these people were all lovers of cosplay.
But why does Comic-Con only start tomorrow, and these cosplay lovers are already wearing makeup by now?
Seeing a few people with pale faces and thick black shadows painted on the bags under their eyes, wearing ghosts and monsters dressed in black or white robes, walked in front of him and took the elevator of the hotel, Li also felt that these cosplay lovers were prepared for them by the program team.
He was sure.
Because they are not hiding their identities now, the men's gang plus Huang Chongwen, singing, acting, and all styles of acting, can be said to perfectly meet the needs of men, women, children, and all ages.
But these cosplay lovers just glanced at them a few more times, and they didn't check in, so they hurriedly got on the elevator, as if they were going to catch some task.
And those real passers-by, even if they don't come up to sign and take a group photo, will secretly take out their mobile phones to take pictures.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, Director Xiao Zhang came back with the room card and distributed it to everyone, and said with a smile: "Teachers have worked hard, and the time is not early, let's rest early." ”
It was past eleven o'clock, except for Huang Chongwen, everyone was quite tired, didn't chat anymore, took the room card and luggage, and got on the elevator.
Huang Chongwen said to Li Yi: "You live next door to me?" It's still early, why don't you get two handfuls of pesticides together? ”
Li Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know what time I will get up tomorrow, go to bed early." ”
"When I'm sleeping, the program team may be making some kind of trouble." Li Yi kindly reminded and entered the room.
Li Yi first checked carefully and found that there were no people in strange costumes in the room, and there were no props.
He came to the side of the bed, stomped on the bed vigorously, and quickly jumped backwards with his feet, and the bed did not collapse.
Cautiously, as if they were making a movie, the staff behind the monitor was happy.
"No matter."
Looking at the camera in the room, Li Yi said to himself: "Sleep, sleep, sleep." ”
I didn't have props, so I guess it's a wake-up service again.
Li Yi really didn't care, he went to the toilet and came back, and he didn't change his clothes, so he fell asleep.
in the next room.
Huang Chongwen sat up against the head of the bed, holding his mobile phone in both hands and playing pesticides, and the volume of the mobile phone was very loud - completely crazy!
Then, within two seconds, he put aside the phone with the screen grayed out, picked up the mineral water next to him and took a sip.
He picked up his phone again, and within a few minutes, there was another sound on his phone - defeat!
seems to feel that this scene is a little bad for fans to see, Huang Chongwen found a camera and said: "I slept a lot in the afternoon today, and I drank a cup of coffee after getting up in the afternoon, and now I am not sleepy at all." ”
He complained again: "Your show is too boring, why do the guests go to bed so early!" ”
Huang Chongwen also asked Zhang Lei to chat, drink two glasses, play cards or something, but they were all refused.
After explaining, Huang Chongwen went back to bed, turned off the light, and planned to force himself to sleep.
As a person who has watched the show, he naturally believes Li Yi's reminder that the program team designates to be a whole moth.
But I really can't sleep.
Half an hour later, he got out of bed again, turned on the light, and continued his "defeat journey".
During the game, he seemed to want to curse something, but he glanced at the ubiquitous cameras in the room, and the voice was turned off to play the game.
It wasn't until more than two o'clock in the morning that he finally yawned, his eyelids became heavy, and he insisted on finishing the game.
[Come back, come back.]
My dear love]
I don't know how long I slept, but in a trance, Huang Chongwen seemed to hear a burst of infiltrating and resentful singing in his ears.
In a drowsy head, Huang Chongwen realized that this was a ghost in the program team, he was so sleepy that he chose to ignore it, he didn't even open his eyes, pulled the quilt over his head, and turned over.
However, the singing never stopped, but got closer and closer to his ears.
"You're tired of slotting!"
Before he finished scolding, Huang Chongwen, who opened the quilt and opened his eyes, exclaimed in surprise, and hurriedly covered his head with the quilt.
The lights in the room have been turned off.
Several pale people wearing ghost makeup gathered around Huang Chongwen's bedside, leaning over and chanting to him, with a faint blue-white light, hitting his face.
Huang Chongming knew that it was fake, and he also remembered seeing this group of people in the hotel lobby, but he saw it coldly, Tai Nima was scary.
After relieving himself, Huang Chongwen in the quilt said, "How long do you have to sing?" ”
These ghosts didn't reply, and they sang infiltrating songs to themselves.
He had no choice but to poke out from the quilt and fumble for the phone, but suddenly he touched the hand he didn't know whose it was, and he was so frightened that he instantly retracted: "Eh, don't scare me." ”
Finally got my phone back and saw the time, four o'clock in the morning.
Huang Chongwen said helplessly: "I haven't slept for two hours, can you let me sleep a little longer, what should I do if I suddenly die while recording a show during the day?" ”
However, these ghosts, as if they had set up a program, not only did they not stop singing, but they also began to get started, grabbing Huang Chongwen through the quilt.
"I'll go, you guys take advantage of it, right?" Huang Chongwen protected the vital point, jumped out of bed as if he was running, ran out of the room in disrespect, and he went to knock on Li Yi's door.
However, Li Yi's room was even more energetic than his.
[To the highest point of Shigatse, stand on the top of the Himalayas
It snowed heavily in the easternmost part of the river, and the snow drifted on the edge of the Mohe River. 】
Also stepping on the horse is the DJ version.
Seeing Li Yi's helpless look, Huang Chongwen felt a lot better, and he didn't suffer alone.
"Okay, you, don't call me when you have a party." Huang Chongwen joked, watching with interest these turtle shell immortals with white beards, round yellow-skinned electric mice, plastic-covered mecha warriors, and red-haired loli wearing straw hats jumping around.
Absurd and joyful.
After ten minutes, the farce finally stopped, and these people left with the stereo, leaving only Li Yi and Huang Chongwen in the room.
Huang Chongwen dozed off beside him, and Li Yidao: "Hurry up and go back to sleep, the staff didn't say that the recording hasn't started yet." ”
"My yin qi is too heavy, let's sleep with you."
While speaking, Huang Chongwen went to Li Yi's bed to lie down, occupying the entire bed in a large font, and his voice immediately became a little confused: "Xiao Yi, I am a guest, and it is you who entertain a good guest."
"Are you asleep or unconscious? The acting is pretty good. Li Yi couldn't cry or laugh.
The staff hasn't come out to talk about today's recording, which means that it is very likely that the tricks of the program team have not stopped.
But Huang Chongwen's appearance of following the local customs obviously understands the man helping this show, so Li Yi didn't remind him, and looked at his mobile phone while half-lying on the sofa.
Soon, Huang Chongwen really fell asleep, snoring, and grinding his teeth.
However, less than half an hour later, there was a bang, the bed collapsed, and Huang Chongwen fell into the middle, he opened his eyes in confusion and sat up from the bed.
At this moment, Li Yi was shocked to find that a cannon barrel seemed to stick out of the ceiling, and with a pop, a large piece of cream splattered on Huang Chongwen's face.
Huang Chongwen: "? ”
Huang Chongwen, whose face and body were covered with cream, stretched out his tongue and licked it, but before he could speak, a square gap opened in the ceiling, and the water flowed down like a waterfall.
Huang Chongwen: "."
Li Yi: "."
Li Yi secretly rejoiced, fortunately, Huang Chongwen followed the customs, otherwise the program team's riotous operation would have fallen on him.
In the temporary monitoring room, Wang Huaizhong, who woke up early and watched the tricks in each room in front of the monitor, was also in a complicated mood.
To be honest, he really didn't want to be so kind of Huang Chongwen!
Huang Chongwen is not a traffic star after all, and the coffee position is big enough, so he must have a degree of tricking.
So Wang Huaizhong only prepared "ghost bed" and "bed collapse" for him, but he really didn't expect that Huang Chongwen would follow the local customs so much and directly occupy Li Yi's bed.
But Li Yi is actually okay here, the man helps other people is about the same, Lin Xun's trick is the most exaggerated, the program team prepared a bunch of fake snakes for him, and a pet snake with a tooth extraction.
At this time, Li Yi's room was in.
Li Yi said with a concerned face: "Brother Chongwen, are you okay?" ”
Huang Chongwen just said lightly: "If you want to laugh, laugh." ”
Li Yi immediately patted the sofa and laughed.
Huang Chongwen was very helpless, he was a little angry at the first time.
He agreed to come to the show, and naturally he was ready to be reorganized by the show.
But not a little too much!
It's okay to get up by pretending to be a ghost, how can there be a follow-up? Also pedal so many follow-ups.
After all, he is not a variety artist.
However, Huang Chongwen also understands that if he hadn't snatched Li Yi's bed
He sighed, "Hey, I'm doing it myself. ”
Li Yi couldn't laugh on the side, he didn't think about the other party's miserable problem.
After all, this is a variety show, and when you come, you must be ready to be embarrassed, and with the urine of the program group, you must have prepared a tricky package for everyone.
"I'll go back and look at my room." Huang Chongwen was still very sleepy and said with a yawn.
At this time, a staff member came in and handed over two room cards: "Mr. Huang, the program team has prepared a new room for you, you can sleep with confidence." ”
Huang Chongwen took the room card, handed one to Li Yiye, and asked curiously, "Is my room the same?" ”
The staff seemed to anticipate his question, and had already prepared the answer, answering half-truthfully: "The room cards are all issued randomly, but you didn't splash cream and water in that room." ”
“.”
Huang Chongwen was silent for a moment: "Evil! ”
Li also gloated beside him without sympathy.
The man helped other people also appear in the corridor, and the others had something on them, either water or cream or paint, and Lin Xun also hung a fake snake around his neck, complaining to everyone about the madness of the program team.
Seeing this scene, Huang Chongwen felt a lot better.
He forcibly asked himself not to look at Li Yi, who was neatly dressed next to him.
After eating at noon, the man helped the group come to the backstage of the comic con, and in the dressing room, they chose the characters they wanted to cos.
In the dressing room, the program team prepared a dazzling array of props for them, including turtle shells, mechas, and yellow-skinned electric mice seen in Li Yi's room in the early morning.
"Li Yi, or you can cos Li Yiyi, it's pretty beautiful, haha."
Huang Chongwen teased and picked up the round yellow-skinned electric mouse, which is quite cute, and has a hood, which can cover most of the body, and is not easy to be recognized.
He turned his head to find that Li Yi was wearing a red hat and holding a Poke Ball in his hand, staring at him fiercely.
Huang Chongwen: "."
The rule of the program group is that you can't completely cover your face, and the rest is arbitrary.
It took an hour, with the help of the stylist, and everyone was dressed up.
Zhang Lei cosed a movie role, wore a wig with a big back, a "X" shaped scar on his face, and an eye patch, turning into a one-eyed dragon.
And Zhang Bo, Sun Yanlei, and Zhu Zhixiang seem to be addicted to women's clothing, and the three of them invariably wear very thick makeup.
Zhang Bo added a big black mole to his face, and became a very rich and ugly noblewoman.
Sun Yanlei put on long red hair, wore a mask full of hideous wolf teeth, and carried a basket to say that he was the wolf grandmother.
Zhu Zhixiang was a little sassy, wearing a big wavy hair, a short skirt that reached the top of the knee, torn fishnet stockings, and red high heels.
Huang Chongwen, who was wearing a turtle shell, bent his waist slightly, touched his white beard, and looked at the three women's clothing bosses with obscene eyes
Li also found that Huang Chongwen's composition is really too complicated, no wonder he hasn't worked much in the past few years.
Zhang Lei, who looked much fiercer, shook his head: "Xiao Yi, only the two of us are normal people." ”
Li Yishen nodded approvingly.
"No, Xiaoyi, what are you doing here?"
Just now, everyone was busy picking props and styling, and Zhang Lei found out that Li Yi's facial features were only shadowed, and the whole face looked more three-dimensional and sharper, but other than that, there was no change.
Li Yi said calmly: "I cos myself!" ”
(End of chapter)