160. Salute
Playing cross-dressing in "Extreme Men's Gang", in fact, it is not about whether you are completely cross-dressed, but more about whether other people are wearing goofs.
As long as one person wears a goof, the others can't hide it for long.
Looking at their, they are probably thinking about how to play later, and the risk of goofing is very high.
So Li Yi didn't bother to think about it, and the program team asked not to cover his face, so he simply imitated himself.
Looking in the mirror, Li Yi said to the makeup artist: "Teacher, please help me make my nose a little taller, sharper, and my lips thicker." ”
"Huh? It's a bit like a facelift. The makeup artist said with a frown.
Li Yi said happily: "Yes, I just want this feeling, so that others will think that I have plastic surgery at a glance!" Well, you can also add a mole to my face. ”
The makeup artist did so, holding a brush and a mat to smear on Li Yi's face, and in about ten minutes, a plastic surgery version of Li Yi appeared.
It's like the kind of wholesale Internet celebrity face, and people who don't know can see that this is plastic surgery.
Li Yi nodded in satisfaction in the mirror, stood up and greeted the others: "Hello everyone, I'm Li Yi!" ”
Everyone is also convinced, Li Yi now has obvious traces of plastic surgery on his face, his nose and mouth look a little unnatural, normal people really don't treat him as a real person.
"That's a good idea."
Huang Chongwen, who was carrying a turtle shell, didn't know when he changed into a set of floral shirts and beach pants, put on a pair of sunglasses with colored borders, and touched his white beard in the shape of a goatee: "However, Li Yiyi is still good-looking, suck~"
Zhang Bo stretched out his hand and gently twisted Huang Chongwen's ear, and the lady was angry: "Okay, you old man turtle, Li Yiyi is good-looking or am I good-looking?" ”
"Can they look as good as me?" Sun Yanlei stroked the big red wig, and his voice was rough.
Zhu Zhixiang didn't speak, but just stretched out his thighs bewitchingly, lifted his skirt slightly, pulled fishnet stockings, and blinked his eyes with long false eyelashes, how disgusting and disgusting.
"You make me vomit for a while." Huang Chongwen retched a few times, adjusted up, and walked out of the dressing room surrounded by three women.
Lin Xun, who was dressed as a dog's leg, followed behind: "Wait for me!" ”
The one-eyed dragon Zhang Lei walked out of the dressing room with the steps of not recognizing his relatives.
Li Yi, who finally came out of the dressing room, shook his head at the camera and said: "Some people seem to be wearing masks, but they actually take off their masks." ”
According to the regulations of the program team, they need to maintain the character design of the cos object, and everyone plays very well.
In the venue of the comic exhibition, people came and went, and people were full of voices.
Most of the tourists are long guns and short guns, and the photography equipment is more professional than the other, and the photographers of the program group are mixed in it, which is not very obtrusive.
Soon, the visitors were attracted by a group of quirky COS enthusiasts, and then invariably looked at their passes - it was the Comic Con in the Magic City.
They thought that the moment they stepped through the gates of the convention center, the space shifted and they went to Thailand.
Where did the shemales come from?
It's not that the local tourists are rude, but the men's women's clothes are really too shocking.
In fact, there are a lot of men wearing women's clothes at the scene, but they are either wearing loli suits, Hanfu or cos some anime characters, and the makeup is more exquisite, you can see that it is a man, but it is not so spicy eyes.
Zhu Zhixiang is a little better, but the thick thighs in the fishnet socks are a little unbearable to look at directly.
Zhang Bo and Sun Yanlei are really more scary than the other, the clothes they wear are still in that rustic style, they are all leggings, one has a big red cotton jacket on the upper body, and the other is a big green cotton jacket, which is really spicy eyes.
Some tourists looked at the turtle fairy in the shemale pile and said, "This turtle fairy is a little pitiful." ”
As for Lin Xun, who was dressed as a coolie and played the role of a subordinate, he was ignored.
Not to mention, their appearance is thunderous, but it also caters to the curiosity of many people, and there are many tourists who go up to take a group photo.
Zhu Zhixiang blinked his exaggerated false eyelashes and smiled enchantingly: "Sure enough, I'm still too charming." ”
"you!"
The noble lady Zhang Bo threw a wink at the tourists who were taking a group photo next to her: "Little handsome guy, are you here to take a photo with me?" ”
Sun Yanlei pulled the fanged mask and said viciously: "Say, you are here to take a photo with me, otherwise I will eat you!" ”
The tourists who wanted to take a group photo were directly scared away.
At this moment, in the noisy venue, someone suddenly shouted clearly: ", Li Yi!" ”
The people who heard the sound rushed over to that side at once.
Li Yi was surrounded by a crowd almost instantly, and there were at least twenty people.
He was a little panicked at first, but quickly calmed down and waved to everyone: "Hello everyone, hello everyone, I'm Li Yi!" ”
"Stop, or I'm welcome!" Zhang Lei, the one-eyed dragon with a scar, held a prop knife and stood next to Li Yi as a bodyguard.
The tourists who rushed over with joy were instantly disappointed when they saw Li Yi.
This person is indeed very similar to Li Yi in terms of height, hairstyle and temperament, but this nose and mouth, at first glance, are plastic surgery faces, according to Li Yi's template.
"Dude, your medical beauty is very expensive, it's quite similar." Someone asked.
Li Yi replied calmly: "It's okay, if you can really be as handsome as Li Yi, it doesn't matter how much you spend!" ”
When speaking, Li also lowered his voice, and Zhang Lei directly used the broadcasting cavity.
When Zhang Lei next to him heard this, he couldn't help but glance at Li Yi, he was really shameless!
"Can I take a picture with you?" The tourist asked again, and immediately the others asked for a group photo.
I really can't meet it.,It's not bad to meet a fake one.,At least it looks really similar.,The high imitation is very successful.。
"Absolutely." Li Yi immediately responded.
In the first round of the game, they have to take a photo with 100 tourists.
However, when taking pictures, the tourist noticed that the one-eyed dragon was silently sandwiching him in the middle, still baring his teeth, and holding up two fingers to compare with him.
The tourist said embarrassedly: "This buddy, I want to take a photo with Li Yi alone." ”
Zhang Lei pulled out his knife and said in a straight voice: "If you talk nonsense, I'll kill you!" ”
Tourist: "??? ”
Zhang Lei didn't care so much, he had already made up his mind to take a group photo, otherwise he would make up enough photos for a hundred tourists, and he didn't know that it would be the Year of the Monkey.
Li Yi didn't expect that he would be so popular with a high-imitation face, and he completed the task of the first round of the game in less than half an hour after entering the comic exhibition.
The rules of the second round have not yet been announced, so Li Yi put on Xiaozhi's red hat, lowered the brim, covered half of his face, and followed Zhang Lei to stroll.
During this period, they saw Huang Chongwen, who was only looking for a female coser to take a photo with an expression of enjoyment.
Holding a sign and asking for a group photo, it is very in line with Lin Xun's dog-legged personality.
There are also three women who force tourists to take photos everywhere and hug them and don't let go
Zhang Lei glanced at his mobile phone and said to Li Yi: "The second link is to go to the main stage and perform a show, at least one minute, the content of the performance is not limited, just don't be recognized." ”
The others hadn't completed the first task yet, and Li Yi and Zhang Lei hurriedly rushed to the main stage.
"I'll come first." After Zhang Lei finished speaking, he ran to communicate with the staff on the side, and then went on stage.
Zhang Lei, who was on the stage, hugged his fists to the tourists in the audience and said: "Everyone, I am a teacher of Longhumen, and I will perform a martial art for you that we only pass on to our disciples in Longhumen." ”
I saw Zhang Lei, who took a beautiful step, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath: "Huh~ha~"
Deliberate breathing came from the microphone.
Hey, what about this kind of show?
The audience was interested.
On the side of the stage, Li Yi also looked at Zhang Lei expectantly, he had known him for so long, and he didn't know that Brother Lei would do this.
Then, Li Yi and all the tourists who were looking forward to it, listening to Zhang Lei all the time "huha".
“.” Li also felt that Zhang Lei was counting down to one minute.
Just when everyone was impatient, Zhang Lei withdrew his fist and fought a very non-standard, even funny fight on the ground.
Just when everyone thought that the next thing would be a funny martial arts performance, Zhang Lei stood up again and bowed to everyone: "Thank you, my performance is over." ”
Everyone: "??? ”
In the audience's complaints, Zhang Lei also explained quite calmly: "Because this is the real kung fu that only our disciples of Longhumen can learn, in order not to leak it, I omitted part of my performance." ”
Tourist: "."
Li Yi: "."
Is this Nima a part?
You've been stepping on your horse for almost a minute.
Zhang Lei turned around and ran off the stage and ran to a place where there were few people.
Seeing that Zhang Lei was so good at the effect of the show, Li Yi, who wanted to sing a song honestly, pondered.
It just so happened that he saw a group of people with cos basketball anime characters not far away, playing music, holding basketballs and playing freestyle basketball, spinning and circling.
Is basketball played like this?
Li Yi immediately had an idea.
Not long after, the freestyle basketball team came to the stage of the main stage, holding their hands on their chests, waiting for the brother named Li Yi to prepare a performance for them.
Li Yi, who took off his hat, also came to the stage.
", Li Yi!" At this time, another tourist shouted.
Although some people explained that this was Li Yi and Li Yi's imitation, the number of people who came to watch the performance was still several times more than Zhang Lei's time.
'Huh? ’
Seeing more and more people coming around, Li also regretted it a little, if this is broadcast, it will ruin his reputation!
However, when he thought of Zhang Lei, who was usually more serious, he had done a whole job, and Li also planned to let go.
It's a pity that he didn't wear suspenders, and Blue Star didn't have "Gini Too Beautiful".
"Hello cos lovers, I am Li Yi who wants to be an Internet celebrity, imitating Li Yi for two and a half years, I like to sing and dance rap basketball, and then I will bring you a performance."
Li Yi lowered his voice and introduced very seriously: "Combining the two sports, it will definitely be a high-end and elegant product." This is a combination of basketball and dance, and I hope you will watch it carefully. ”
At this time, the men helped the others also come to the stage and looked at the stage with great interest.
"Ahem."
Li Yi coughed twice in shame and snapped his fingers: "music!" ”
A member of the freestyle basketball team in the audience immediately passed the ball to Li Yi.
The stage was full of rhythmic music, but.
What is this pedal horse?
The audience is full of question marks.
The guy named Li Yi had stiff and exaggerated limbs and started dribbling under his crotch.
The freestyle basketball team looked at each other and fell silent.
They feel sorry for their basketball, and they suffer this humiliation for no reason.
Huang Chongwen covered his eyes, although he commented that Li Yi dribbled like a zombie, but it didn't come to this point.
Li Yi has overcome the shyness in his heart, understood his behavior as a tribute, and became more and more involved.
I saw that after he dribbled a few crotch, the basketball turned a few times at the fingertips very casually, and then spared it along the left hand to the right hand in front of him, and after it was over, he also threw the basketball back to the freestyle basketball team in the audience in a handsome manner.
The people on the freestyle basketball team really don't want to take this ball!
Then, everyone saw Li Yi turn around and jump up on the spot, his butt facing them, his shoulders twisted like cramps.
At this moment, many people realized that Li Yi was performing something.
Some tourists exclaimed loudly: "Iron Mountain, Iron Mountain!" ”
Someone else laughed and added, "This is Li Yi's work in the mushroom house." ”
At this moment, everyone can't figure it out, is this a fan of Li Yi or a sunspot?
The background music and Li Yi's dance don't match at all.
But anyway, the dance is not beautiful, and it doesn't seem to matter if it's stuck or not.
However, after the popular science of passers-by next to them, more and more people found that after deliberately rectifying the work, they changed their mentality and looked at it, but they felt that it was interesting.
Many people are even thinking: If Li Yi also dances this dance.
And the men in the audience who knew Li Yi's identity helped a few people, and they couldn't stop laughing, their cheeks were tired from laughing, and their stomachs were laughing to the point of a little pain.
Huang Chongwen covered his stomach with one hand and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with the other, he was amazed by Li Yi!
Although he has only met Li Yi once in private, he can feel that Li Yi is informal, and in general, he is quite face-saving.
I didn't think that there was such a big contrast in making the show.
Interesting and interesting.
At the same time, Li Yi, who had finished paying tribute, also bowed solemnly to the audience: "Thank you for watching, I hope you can like it, this is a dance I have designed for 20 years, until Li Yi appeared and gave me inspiration, there was this grand performance!" ”
His serious appearance made this dance performance directly full of funniness, and suddenly there was laughter all around.
After Li Yi stepped down, a group of people gathered around to take a group photo.
If he is really an imitator, maybe he can rely on this wave of opportunities to enter the live broadcast and bring goods, and make tens of millions of dollars a year.
Surprisingly, until the last mission, they still haven't been identified.
The last task, the program team delineated a circle with a diameter of less than 50 centimeters for everyone in the comic exhibition, stayed in their own position, couldn't talk or look at their mobile phones, and saw who was within an hour, and there were many tourists who took the initiative to take a group photo.
Following the instructions of the program team, Huang Chongwen honestly posed for different actions in the circle, attracting tourists to take the initiative to take a group photo.
However, the others, where they couldn't see each other, stayed in the circle for less than two minutes, and invariably walked out and walked around the comic con.
pinched the time, just an hour later, Li Yi walked out of the crowd: "Congratulations, congratulations." ”
Zhang Lei, who came out on the other side, also congratulated: "Old man turtle, you won." ”
Huang Chongwen was shocked to find that not only these two goods, but also the other people of the men's gang were there, and it seemed that they had watched their performances for a long time.
Back in the dressing room, Wang Huaizhong came out and announced: "Congratulations to Huang Chongwen, the winner of this issue, the number of group photos is one hundred and fifty-eight people." ”
"Amazing, amazing."
"Cowhide cowhide."
The men's gang is very face-saving applause.
Huang Chongwen smiled, he didn't expect to win the first time he appeared on the show, so he pretended to be reserved and asked, "What is the number of people in your group photo?" ”
Wang Huaizhong replied with a smile: "In the last task, the number of people taking photos together is zero. ”
Huang Chongwen: "??? ”
How could he not understand that he was left alone and be a fool?
"Let's go, Chongwen, our men's gang has a rule, whoever wins the individual battle will be invited to dinner."
Zhang Lei put his arm on Huang Chongwen's shoulder: "It's quite close to the bungalow, let's go to the bungalow." ”
Huang Chongwen was extremely depressed, winning this horse was more uncomfortable than losing!
(End of chapter)