Chapter 206: Twenty Meters Lengthened Lincoln! Uncle Zhang Wei can help you~
"Vigorously! How can you ask such rude words! ”
Zhuge Dasheng hurriedly stopped and apologized: "Zhang Wei, don't mind!" ”
"Nothing."
Zhang Wei waved his hand, and with his classic bitter smile, he replied that Zhuge Dali, who was still looking at him looking forward to the result.
"Dali, this question is very complicated, and my brain is very messy now, but it shouldn't be counted, right?"
"Why?" Zhuge vigorously asked.
"Of course not!" Zhuge Dasheng hugged his daughter over and explained: "Your Uncle Zhang Wei did not receive a marriage certificate, and second, he did not exchange rings to complete the wedding ceremony.
Whether it is in terms of form or substance, it is not considered to be a complete marriage, so if he marries again in the future, of course, it cannot be regarded as a second marriage. ”
"Is that so?" Zhuge vigorously retorted: "I don't think it's right!
In addition to getting a marriage certificate and completing the final exchange ring, Uncle Zhang Wei has experienced everything that should be experienced when getting married.
After getting married, the process is the same, and it can also be regarded as a second marriage, isn't it? ”
Speaking of this, she looked at Zou Yu with a smile: "Sister Xiaoyu, what do you say?" ”
"Dali is right!" Zou Yu glanced at Zhuge Great Sage and nodded with a smile.
"Light rain!" Zhuge Dasheng had already guessed his daughter's thoughts, and when he saw Zou Yu, he was also coaxed, and he was speechless.
"It's okay." Zhang Wei didn't know where the focus of the three women was speaking, he just thought that Xiao Zhuge Dali was really just comparing this question, and squatted there and looked at Zhuge Dali gently.
"Actually, it doesn't matter to me whether it's a first marriage or a second marriage! Tell me what I am! ”
"Then let's get married for the second time!" Zhuge smiled vigorously and clapped his hands.
"Zhang Wei, how is the situation at the hospital?" Zou Yu asked.
After Zhang Wei briefly introduced the situation, Zhuge Dasheng motioned to his daughter and Zou Yu to stop talking nonsense, and looked at Zhang Wei with a straight face.
"Zhang Wei, you better go back and rest for two days first, adjust, and then come to work!
Feel relieved! Or paid time off! Otherwise, he would really be ridiculed by Sun Jing as a black-hearted boss. ”
"It's supposed to be paid leave!" Zhuge vigorously smiled: "Uncle Zhang Wei will get married later, but they are all second marriages, and now it is marriage leave!" ”
"I'm fine." Zhang Wei shook his head: "I don't know what to do when I go back, so let's work normally at the law firm."
Otherwise, if I can't stay at home, I can't help but run to the hospital, I'm afraid that Sun Jing will slap me again. ”
"Sun Jing slapped you?" The three women, one big and one small, shouted in unison.
"Ugh." Zhang Wei realized that he accidentally said something wrong.
"Why did he hit you?" Zou Yu frowned.
"No matter what, he can't slap anyone." Zhuge Great Sage also glanced at Zou Yu with a frown.
"Uncle Zhang Wei, say it quickly! Say it! What is it like to be slapped by Brother Sun Jing? Zhuge Dali was very interested in urging.
That momentum, as if being slapped by Sun Jing is also a very interesting thing.
"Vigorously!" Zhuge Great Sage's brows furrowed even tighter: "It's not right to beat people!" Do you know? ”
"I know." Zhuge nodded vigorously: "But I believe that Brother Sun Jing is not a person who beats people casually, something must have happened that made Brother Sun Jing beat people angrily." ”
"No matter what, you can't hit someone." Zhuge Dasheng still frowned and shook his head.
"Actually, I don't blame Sun Jing......" Zhang Wei was afraid that Zhuge Dasheng and the others would misunderstand Sun Jing, and he didn't care if he was embarrassed, so he quickly told everything.
From the bottom of his heart, he also wanted to hear what women like Zou Yu and Zhuge Dasheng thought about this matter.
“…… Well, mom was wrong. After hearing this, Zhuge Dasheng was also stunned, and then sincerely apologized to his daughter Zhuge vigorously.
"It's really wrong to hit someone, but sometimes it's like parents do to their children, they really hate iron and steel, and small trees can't be straightened if they are not repaired.
My family is so caring, I never have to worry about it, I even forgot about this stubble. ”
"......" Zhang Wei smiled wordlessly.
Okay!
He now knew how not only men perceived it, but also women.
"Right?" Zhuge vigorously hugged his mother's arm and reminded: "Brother Sun Jing is so powerful, if you really want to hit Uncle Zhang Wei, Uncle Zhang Wei's face would have been swollen long ago."
But if it weren't for Uncle Zhang Wei, we wouldn't have noticed that he was slapped in the face.
It must be that Brother Sun Jing deliberately collected his strength, just to wake up Uncle Zhang Wei, but he was reluctant to hurt him! ”
"Oh yes!" Zhang Wei touched his face, and reacted with hindsight.
At that time, he was suddenly slapped by Sun Jing, and he was directly stunned, and the shock was greater than everything.
In retrospect, it was a loud slap, but it didn't hurt him.
That's very wrong.
"You're right listening to Sun Jing!" Zou Yu also spoke: "We don't look good at this Xiaoli, how can we do this?"
first ran away from marriage in public, and then regretted that he wanted to continue marrying you after the accident.
You too!
Don't giggle all day.
Blindly giving in and showing favor will not bring true love!
Have a little self-esteem and self-love, too.
If a person doesn't even have self-esteem and self-love, do you expect others to respect you and love you? ”
"I see." Zhang Wei smiled bitterly.
"Okay, since this is the case, then you can go back to work directly, and I will keep this marriage leave for you." Zhuge Dasheng always felt that the atmosphere was wrong, so he quickly interrupted and took Zhang Wei away.
"Uncle Zhang Wei is actually very good, if he meets the right person, he will definitely be able to form a happy family." Zhuge Dali's little adult sighed.
In that way, it not only made Zhuge Dasheng feel cute, but also felt funny.
She guessed her daughter's thoughts, but she was reluctant to answer the conversation.
Zhang Weiren may be good.
But that's all.
Zou Yu pulled Zhuge vigorously and left.
At nightfall.
"Zhang Wei, get off work, go back!" Zou Yu came over to remind.
"I'm waiting for Sun Jing, and he said he was coming to pick me up." Zhang Wei explained.
"Pick you up?" Zou Yu was a little surprised.
"Why don't you wait?" Zhang Wei suggested: "Let's get together tonight and accompany me, a sad and bitter man!" ”
At this moment, his phone rang, and after connecting, he signaled to Zou Yu that it was Sun Jing: "You have arrived, let me go down?" Zou Yu is also there, right? Square peg? Why? ”
"There you go!" Zou Yu was going to go down together, but when he heard this, his face turned cold, and he turned around and went back to his office to continue working overtime.
"What are you doing!" Zhang Wei complained downstairs: "Zou Yu's family is a girl, so she always has to give her face." ”
"You're the main character tonight! It's not her! It's not appropriate for her to go! Sun Jing didn't care.
"Where are you?" When Zhang Wei went downstairs, he didn't see Sun Jing's white Volvo.
"This!" An extra-long Lincoln parked on the side of the road lowered the back window, revealing Sun Jing's face, and beckoned to the stunned Zhang Wei: "Get in the car!" ”
"What are you doing here? Where did this 20-meter luxury car come from? Zhang Wei got into the car in a daze, looked around, and felt very unreal.
"Don't tell you bought it!"
He knew that Sun Jing would definitely be able to afford it.
"Rented!" Sun Jing smiled: "I spent so much money to buy it just to pretend to be forced, I am not so low-level!" ”
If it weren't for Zhang Wei, he wouldn't need to rely on these appearances to set off himself and pretend to be forced at all.
"And who are we now?" Zhang Wei asked.
"Go to the Academy of Drama." Sun Jing explained: "Imagine how windy it is when an extended Lincoln is parked at the school gate, and those acting girls who get out of class just pass by, and how anxious they should be if they can't get a taxi, I will tell them that Uncle Zhang Wei can send you." ”
"Doesn't that look like I'm lewd?" Zhang Wei hurriedly shook his head.
If it had been a bachelorette night party before, he might have been able to attend.
But now that the bachelorette night party has long passed, and the wedding has become like this again, how can you still bother to do this!
"That's not called obscenity!" Sun Jing looked at him meaningfully: "In this twenty-meter long Lincoln, you look at the girls outside.
Any expression that falls in the eyes of the girls outside is already different.
Lewd expressions? No! That's called eyebrow flirtation!
Peeping? No! That's called mystical attention!
Crazy tail line? No! That's called a sweet escort!
Sad? Just right! They can't wait to help you! I like this kind of sad man the most! Melt you with your heart!
Have you read those online articles?
What men like to watch is killing violence, escalating revenge, strategizing and brainstorming, wealth farming, and so on.
But the cool points of women are completely different from those of men.
The editor summed up the pattern!
Sweet text: I am a treasure of a powerful man!
Abuse: I'm a powerful man's plaything!
Strong: I'm strong, and I'm the treasure of another powerful man who is stronger than me!
Revenge Scum: From Plaything to Treasure!
Reborn in the face: from waste to treasure!
Shuangwen upgrade: I am the waste, plaything, and treasure of several powerful men!
Have you come up with any patterns? ”
“…… No kidding. Zhang Wei was dumbfounded: "How can it be written all around men?"
It's all in the world, and you don't have to succumb to the laws of reality, you can cultivate immortals, shouldn't men and women be equal?
Why don't you be an extraordinary female cultivator, wholeheartedly seeking the Tao, and constantly striving for self-improvement? My life is up to me, not heaven?
Why do you still write all about men? ”
"yes, why?" Sun Jing looked at him and smiled: "You can think about this question carefully, but you are focusing on the wrong point!" ”
"Ugh." Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then reacted and smiled bitterly: "I know, the key is not a man!" It's a powerful ......"
"Yes!" Sun Jing saw that he understood, and said with a smile: "The plus version of Shuangwen that women like to watch is that a powerful thing that is not a human will decide that I am a treasure that he has lost and recovered as soon as he sees me!"
And there are only two endings for these cool articles.
Tianwen: I'm spoiled!
Abuse: I've been played and scrapped! ”
As he spoke, the twenty-meter-long Lincoln had stopped, and Sun Jing pressed the window and motioned to Zhang Wei to look at the beautiful women pouring out of the drama academy.
"Uncle Zhang Wei~ Give them a chance to experience Shuangwen, right? As for what the outcome will be, it's up to you to decide this time! ”
Zhang Wei: "......"
(End of chapter)