"I don't want it......"

Zhang Wei was heartbroken and uncomfortable by Sun Jing's words.

Heartbeat is naturally a man's male instinct.

The discomfort is that one second he is still pursuing love, and the next second love seems to dance a free dance in front of him.

From the sacred to the depraved, it is only a thought.

The contrast is too great, which makes normal people a little uncomfortable.

But he said no, but his eyes were still attracted by the beautiful scenery outside the window.

"It's a rare opportunity." Sun Jing reminded: "This is also because you suffered a major blow, I brought you here, next time you don't have a chance." ”

Zhang Wei suddenly became extremely entangled, his eyes looked at the afterglow, and he unconsciously raised his eyes directly to look.

Sun Jing couldn't help but smile.

How can there be so many licking dogs?

It's just that the conditions don't allow it!

Really give them five times as many small goals, and they can play more than small goals.

Who wouldn't be able to play with flowers?

When Sun Jing was abroad, he was also familiar with Lu Xiaobu's idol Barney Stinson, after all, friends had intersections.

He despises the other party's character, but he still agrees with the other party's various experience summaries in actual combat.

At the beginning, their mutual good friends Matthew and Lily, the pair have been sticky since they went to college, they are still together after graduation and work, and then they are engaged to get married, and true love can no longer be a true love couple.

Because Lily had a whim, she wanted to pursue her own artistic path and chose to go to San Francisco.

One East Coast, one West Coast, there is a jet lag, and this separation is equivalent to a breakup.

After all, it is difficult to maintain even a long-distance relationship in China, not to mention that love is arranged and combined within the circle of friends, and there can be random junglers outside the circle of friends, such an open world of American dramas.

Matthew was heartbroken, much more painful than Zhang Wei now.

Decadent for months.

Lu Xiaobu's idol Barney Stinson once said a theory: "There is only one pair of fierce brothers in every man's eyes."

After the breakup, the appearance of this big murderer will always be stored in my mind.

And if you want to come out, you have to use more big murderers to dilute the deep impression of the past.

The capacity of the human brain is limited.

In addition to Sun Jing's perverts, he can have a high-definition image memory and always remember everything he has seen.

Normal people are shocked by this, and no matter how deep their memories and emotions are, they are quickly diluted.

One is not enough, just two.

If two is not enough, there will be ten.

Ten is not enough, one hundred.

If you can't score 80 points, you will get 90 points.

If you can't find a 90-point one, you can get two 70s, or four 60-point ......."

And so on.

In short, it's a mental method.

The quality is not enough, the quantity is to make up!

The affection is three thousand, and it is not as good as the chest two taels!

Not to mention two pounds!

The relationship between Zhang Wei and Xiaoli is far from being comparable to that of true love representatives Matthew and Lily, and Xiaoli's appearance and figure are not even as good as any of the beautiful women outside the window.

That is, this kind of accident has just happened now, Zhang Wei can't pull his face down, and he can't get over the hurdle in his heart, otherwise he would have been happy a long time ago.

Just when Zhang Wei was entangled, suddenly the car door was opened, startling him, a burst of fragrance was fragrant, a bewitching curve squeezed in, glanced at Zhang Wei who retreated to Sun Jing's side, smiled apologetically, and then shouted in the direction of the driver: "Master, go to Tongshan Hospital, hurry up, thank you!" ”

"Miss, this is not a taxi." The driver didn't start, glanced at Sun Jing, and reminded the other party.

"Isn't it?" The beauty showed a confused and surprised expression.

"Girl, are you in a hurry?" Zhang Wei asked kindly, then turned to Sun Jing and said, "Otherwise, let's send her over." ”

"Are you sure it's her?" Sun Jing plays with taste.

"It's not!" Zhang Wei's face flushed, and he waved his hand again and again: "The girl is in a hurry, I understand what you mean, I'm all right, my heart is very strong, I don't have to stay here, let's go." ”

"Let's go!" Sun Jing nodded, and then looked at the delicate beauty: "Miss, get off!" We're leaving! ”

"Can't you take me to the hospital first? I'm in a hurry! "The delicate beauty was stunned.

"Can't!" Sun Jing smiled: "You didn't listen to the driver, we're not a taxi!"

So I give you high marks in your major class, but you don't pass the culture class at all. ”

Speaking of this, he smiled and teased the confused Zhang Wei: "It seems that he is still a student of the Drama Academy."

It's very much in line with the stereotype of our society about them~"

"Handsome guy, what do you mean?" The beauty's face became less coquettish, and there was a hint of annoyance: "There are still students in the drama academy who are pretending?" And I passed the culture class! ”

"Acting students must be acting students?" Sun Jing smiled: "Have you ever seen the King of Comedy?"

How is Yin Tianqiu's acting skills?

Much taller than your teachers, right?

The person who asks him to learn acting must be a student of the acting department? ”

"You're insane!" The beautiful woman's face was pale, and she opened the car door and slammed the door and left.

At the entrance of the Drama Academy, as soon as school is over, there are luxury cars like clouds, and you know everything.

This twenty-meter long Lincoln stopped here, for what, who doesn't know who?

She took the initiative to give an encounter scene, thinking that she was very attentive, and she also used acting skills to give each other a more pleasant chance encounter experience.

Even when she came in and saw that it was two people, she didn't get out of the car directly.

What else do you want from her?

Listening to what they mean, they are not waiting for anyone at all.

The companions all agreed, but the most handsome guy didn't follow the routine at all, and even spoke ill of it, completely tearing off this dignity and atmosphere.

She also learned acting.

How could I not know that in the King of Comedy, it was the heroine Liu Piaopiao who was looking for Yin Tianqiu to learn to perform.

This is simply humiliating her in Chiguoguo!

No matter how handsome Sun Jing is, she can't bear it!

"Ah......h

Zhang Wei was confused by this change again.

What is the situation?

"I can't afford to play it." Sun Jingzhi shook his head: "This session is really rude, don't say it!" ”

"You're saying she deliberately ......," Zhang Wei realized later.

"Or else?" Sun Jingle said: "Twenty meters plus Lincoln!" Which taxi have you ever seen like this?

Otherwise, the lack of common sense is outrageous, and it is impossible to pass the cultural class.

Otherwise, it's deliberate!

Play with your eyes open and talk nonsense!

Why are you so surprised?

Haven't watched a TV series?

It's all played like this inside! ”

"Is there one?" Zhang Wei thought about it carefully, but he didn't think of a similar scene.

"Absolutely!" Sun Jing affirmed: "My big horse monkey boyfriend, haven't you seen it?

is talking about the domineering president Big Horse Monkey, who is reading the report in the luxury car, and then the heroine Sister Han wants to take revenge on her cheating boyfriend, so she goes directly to knock on the window of his luxury car.

Is this plot familiar?

The heroine Sister Han is also looking at the luxury car of normal size to knock on the window and ask for a conversation with a power bank.

Just now, this one took a 20-meter long Lincoln as a taxi.

Who is more outrageous? ”

"......" Zhang Wei was speechless.

"Or I'll call her back?" Sun Jing looked at Zhang Wei and quipped, "Or continue to wait for the next one?" Anyway, as long as you are willing to give a chance, whether it is sweet or abusive, they can do it. ”

"Forget it, let's go, let's go!" Zhang Wei hurriedly waved his hand to urge.

There is a deep routine at the entrance of the drama academy, and he wants to go home and drink milk and get drunk.

"Really go?" Sun Jing thought thoughtfully: "Okay! Looks like you don't like the tune! I understand. ”

As he spoke, he motioned for the driver to drive.

"What do you understand?" Zhang Wei couldn't help but ask.

"It's worthy of being my brother, I haven't read all the flowers, but I have the same high taste as me. You can't look at these vulgar powders. Sun Jing was serious.

"I see, you like the royal sister's type, don't you?"

That's definitely the case.

Whether it is Xiaoli, or the later policewoman, lawyer, or even the last true love Zhuge Dali.

In fact, two conditions are met.

One is strong enough.

Needless to say, Xiaoli is a wealthy person, knowing that she doesn't love herself, she will even directly euthanize him when he is seriously injured, or directly blow him up.

The policewoman is also the extremely strong person who directly holds Zhang Wei in her arms and comforts her.

The female lawyer is not bad and very assertive.

And Zhuge Dali directly came to the door by himself, and took the initiative to let Zhang Wei be her intern male ticket and use Zhang Wei as a tool.

Basically, they are in charge.

Isn't it for Zhang Wei, it's the royal sister's.

has been an orphan since childhood, and a motherless child is a grass, and it is understandable that he wants a stronger girlfriend.

He also likes to drink milk!

The beauty just now was active enough, and could even be stronger.

Can be royal cola.

Ever-changing, with one mind.

But the key is the lack of the second condition, the attribute of living at home.

Zhang Wei can't afford to support them.

"What did you say?" Zhang Wei was embarrassed by Sun Jing's words.

This will make him suddenly think of Zhuge Dali's abnormal questions in the afternoon.

Is there a royal sister who is more royal than the boss Zhuge Dasheng?

Sun Jing saw that he didn't feel much sadness anymore, so he smiled, let Zhang Wei think wildly, and drove him to the love apartment.

As soon as I went upstairs, I was discovered by the people in the love apartment, surrounded me, and asked gossiping.

"Xiaoli, how are they?"

"The police investigated, it was an accidental explosion of the inflatable canister, and there was no trace of man-made."

"Zhang Wei, viagra, you really didn't do it?"

This was naturally mixed with Lu Xiaobu's cautious inquiry.

Even with the preliminary results of the police, he was still a little afraid.

Suspicion gives rise to dark ghosts, you can't be afraid!

"It's not me!" Zhang Wei was helpless.

"It's good if it's not, it's good if it's not......" Lu Xiaobu reluctantly put his mind at ease, straightened his waist, and patted Zhang Wei: "Brother, don't be sad, isn't it just a woman!" I'll take you to relieve your worries later. ”

"How to solve your worries?" Zeng Xiaoxian was very interested.

"Let's go rent a 20-meter-long Lincoln first, and then park at the gate of the drama academy, and think about how anxious those acting girls who can't get a taxi after class?

I will tell them that Uncle Zhang Wei can help you, and then we will take them to No. 18 on the Bund and charter the most luxurious KTV, the kind that is open all night~"

As Lu Xiaobu spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows at Zeng Xiaoxian, but noticed that Zhang Wei's expression was very strange.

"What's wrong? You don't like it? ”

"It's not." Zhang Wei looked at Sun Jing strangely: "What you said, Sun Jing took me to do it just now." ”

Lu Xiaobu: "......"

I'm just casually bragging.

Are you just here for real?

(End of chapter)