Wu Dong also had the experience of close contact with snakes, I can't remember which year he went to the safari park and took a photo with a golden python, and the staff repeatedly assured that the golden python was very gentle and did not bite......

He had the courage to touch the snake's tail at the cost of 20 yuan and a cold sweat on his back.

The snake in front of him erected its upper body for nearly a meter, and there was no need to judge whether the diamond or triangle of its head was triangular, this was the mountain peak that Dazhi said.

For a moment, Dazhi could only "ahhh

"Click,,,, let you taste my Nokia !!"

At that moment, Wu Dong stuffed Nokia into the snake's mouth at a lightning speed.

The snakes are stunned, what a seven or eight thing, the hard ones are still vertical!

Dynamic vision!

The potential of the human body has not been fully stimulated, and the column "Into Pseudoscience" once said that there are young children who can lift a car in times of crisis, and there are old women who give birth to twins after 20 years of menopause......

Wu Dong now feels that he has a dynamic vision,

Because of the speed of this snake, it is strangely slow!

That's it? Wu Dong easily stuffed Nokia into it, and then picked up the snake's tail, "Papapa, pa, papa......"

Dazhi was stunned, and muttered to himself, "Wife, come out to see God!" ”

……

"Dazhi, Dazhi, what's wrong with you."

"Ah!!? I'm fine. Are you done? ”

Wu Dong shook the dead snake in his hand, "MD, it's all a lie on the Internet, and it is said that Nokia can smash walnuts, you see that it will be broken into pieces after a few turns, and I have to change my mobile phone after the calf......"

This Nokia Wu Dong used it for two years, and it was very emotional.

Chen Dazhi looked at the big snake more than 3 meters in Wu Dong's hand, "It is estimated that the excavator is dazzling, there can't be such a big yellow eel in this area!" ”

"Doesn't snakes eat yellow eels? That's what it's said on the Internet. ”

"Those people on the Internet will pull calves, and I have seen snakes eat yellow eels with my own eyes."

"Oh~ Can you eat this thing?" Wu Dong asked suspiciously.

Dazhi hesitated, "This is a protected animal." Let's just say that it was a dead snake that we picked up, and we have an explanation for my wife. ”

Wu Dong smacked his lips regretfully and threw the big snake into the bucket containing the fish.

"Old Wu, have you ever found that your speed is particularly fast?"

"I found out, not only am I moving fast, but my reaction speed is also very fast, I really haven't discovered it in the past, this is all just discovered, do you feel that I have suddenly transformed into a super Saiyan, I should put my hair up and dye it yellow."

"Hahaha......" Wu Dong is still the same Wu Dong, Dazhi laughed, "The bullshit Super Saiyan said that you are fat, you gasp!" So awesome, why don't you go to the Olympics? ”

"Hey, don't say it, I should really be able to! Which one do you think I'm going to attend? ”

"Hammer ball! Just rely on the two blows of your wheel snake, the momentum is heavy, and the chain ball will be no problem! ”

"yes, well, I'll sign up for a chance to try it out."

"Hahaha, it's funny, hammer throw is a women's event."

The sky was full of stars, and the two of them lit a bonfire and bragged, "Hey, it would be nice if there was some beer!" ”

That's life!

"Dazhi, if you don't open a heavy truck, I'll make you an Internet celebrity!"

"Internet celebrities? I can't sing or dance! ”

"Don't sing and dance, make documentaries, go to the wilderness to survive, that's what I said yesterday."

The moon and stars are scarce, even if the weather is not too cold at night, not to mention that there is a bonfire, and the tent is cushioned by the two of them.

Chen Dazhi looked at the starry sky above his head, "I know you're not joking, I also want to live that kind of life." But there are people who are more powerful than me, and I'm afraid that it will ruin your business, or I will introduce two comrades-in-arms to you. ”

There was a mixture of sincerity and regret in his voice.

"What comrades-in-arms to introduce, no matter how powerful they are, but I don't know them, and the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders! Go back and talk to Xiaolin, hey, just say it's your own idea! ”

"Hey, hey, okay!"

The two of them chatted and slowly fell asleep.

Under the starry sky, Wu Dong heard in a daze [Ding, your system has arrived!] 】

'Debt? Accounts owed to Nima. Get lost! ’

[Ding, the host refuses to bind.] 】

Ah! Wu Dong woke up suddenly, the sun was hanging high in the sky, it turned out to be Nan Ke's dream! ——

Wednesday, March 24, 2004, 8:08 a.m., temperature 12~22, fine.

"Awake?"

A taste of millet porridge.

Do you care about surviving in the wilderness? This is clearly a camping vacation!

Dazhi actually brought millet and preserved eggs.

"Come, preserved egg and fish porridge! Try. ”

"Why don't you get snake meat in there?"

"That thing has parasites, it's okay to roast over fire, but it's not okay to stew porridge." Dazhi is very experienced.

The yellow eel with thick arms is probably out of play, but the two of them don't want to go home, how fun it is to camp.

"Let's collect the cages in the distance in a moment, and I have rain boots for you to put on."

"What about you?"

"I'll go to the river and see if I can catch some big fish."

……

Wu Dong didn't receive a single phone call, and his Nokia had been wheeled into pieces yesterday.

——

"I'm sorry! The user you are calling cannot be reached temporarily, please dial again later. Sorry……”

"Still can't get through!" Tong Xiaorong asked Wang Hui nervously, "Sister Hui, what should I do?" ”

"Call the hostess?"

"Oh, okay."

……

"I'm sorry! The user you are calling cannot be reached temporarily, please dial again later. Sorry……”

Zhang Min was also confused.

Wu Dong's Nokia doesn't shut down all year round, so why can't it be connected?

……

What is the "Zeno paradox" and "broken window effect" at every turn in the current Chinese......

In fact, this TM is a naked cultural invasion, the same or similar theories are not mentioned by the public knowledgeables, or they may not know at all, a foot of air takes half of it, and it is inexhaustible. the content of "Under Heaven"; The broken drum was beaten by 10,000 people, the wall fell down and everyone pushed it, and the broken house happened to be rainy......

These similar things have been in Chinese culture for a long time, but they will give you these foreign ones.

Moreover, there is an important problem here, unlike Chinese, we can understand the bamboo slips of the Han Dynasty!

In Europe, the ancient scripts were phonetic, and the ancient theories they are talking about now are all translated by modern people, whether they carry private goods, whether they are greased and powdered???

When refuting the Chinese, the public only told you to have a spirit of questioning!

But when you want to question the history of the West, they say that you are a modern-day Boxer!

Wu Dong and Chen Dazhi chatted.

Well, it's Wu Dong who is in Shenkan, and Dazhi is making a barbecue.

"Lao Wu, you deserve to be a great director, a great screenwriter, and you know a lot. Hey, in fact, it's strange for you to say, I also think that foreigners are a little more noble in my heart now, you see, foreign, rustic; Dirt old hats, dolls...... Everything that is foreign is good, and everything that is local is bad. ”

Wu Dong laughed, "If you want to die in your country, you must first die in its history." Their aggression against us has already begun, and you can see that the sticks are now starting to believe in foreign religions! But the accumulation of thousands of years of our Chinese is there, how can they be so easy to overthrow.

Whoever said that foreign is good, think about it, local chickens and foreign chickens. ”

Dazhi hesitated, "There are foreign girls in the bar street?" ”

(End of chapter)