"Girl?" Wu Dong was stunned.

In my impression, Dazhi and Xiaolin have always been a model couple, and the two of them who are more than 400 pounds have no peachy news!

"Hehehe, what's strange, it's possible to have a long-term relationship with the Chinese. Isn't it the same as a handjob if you don't understand the language? Don't tell me you haven't played, Aya Koizumi's in the elevator is still the disc you gave me! ”

Wu Dong of the barren mountains and mountains doesn't care, who is it to show it seriously, it is very normal for friends to exchange study CDs with each other.

"Da Lanzi's over there?" Wu Dong is no longer entangled.

"It should be, the womb of Europe. But I haven't seen it yet, it's all from them. ”

"Qiao Yuanshan, them?"

"Hmm!"

"The coming day is always a thousand songs...... "Dazhi's mobile phone rang suddenly.

"! My wife! Did she press the bug on me, and the phone rang as soon as I mentioned it. ”

"Hey, Pingyuki, why did you remember to call me?"

Lin Pingzhi, "Flutter! Wu Dong burst out laughing.

These two people make any jokes, and there are no taboos.

"#¥%¥%&%......&" After the other side finished venting, Dazhi gave Wu Dong a look proudly.

It turned out that this was his plan, no matter what happened to his wife, she was half angry after scolding.

"What about Wu Dong? Why did he turn off his phone? Many people were looking for him, and they couldn't find him, and they all called Zhang Min......

Dazhi grinned, and was scolded in vain, it turned out that his wife didn't come to Xingshi to ask for guilt.

This is also to blame him, because he was just talking about foreign girls and learning CDs, and he was empty-hearted.

"Looking for you!"

……

Wang Hui, Zhang Bin, Li Guoxin, Han Sanqiang, Mu Shengnan, they couldn't find Wu Dong and thought of his wife.

The person who is most familiar with Zhang Min is Tong Xiaorong.

I heard that so many people can't contact Wu Dong Zhang Min himself dialed a few times, Wu Dong has been turning off the phone, and now Zhang Min is nervous, so he came to Xiaolin during work hours.

“…… The phone fell into a puddle, huh,...... It's okay, you can talk to Xiao Rong...... If you have something urgent, you can call Dazhi directly, I'll be tomorrow, oh yes, you go buy me a new phone, and by the way, help me get a new card......"

Wu Dong returned the mobile phone to Dazhi, "Look at it, what did I say, the broken house happened to be even rainy, there was nothing to do when I was fine, no one looked for me for a few days, and a bunch of people called me when something happened." ”

"You also have a good routine, the phone fell into the water, and she asked her to help you get a phone card and buy a phone so that she didn't have time to think about it."

……

"Hey, hey, hey, we're coming!" Qiao Yuanshan, Zhang Leilei, and Wang Mi.

Qiao Yuanshan is from the same team as them, Zhang Leilei is Chen Dazhi's colleague, and Wang Mi is his comrade-in-arms.

Wu Dong also knows these goods, they have all been best men for Dazhi, and men have drunk and bragged about it together, that is, friends.

The three of them came from Li's side with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

"Hi, Dazhi, Hi, Lao Wu" Qiao Yuanshan greeted them with a grin.

"Hi, Dazhi, Hi, Hi, Lao ~ Wu" Zhang Leilei and Wang Mi hesitated, but still called Lao Wu with Qiao Yuanshan.

Qiao Yuanshan is a small boss who used to do printing and dyeing, and now he is engaged in foreign trade, Wang Mi is also a small boss who opened a sporting goods store, Dazhi's tent, trekking poles and messy outdoor equipment are what he did, although this guy and Dazhi serve in the same place, he is a scout.

In addition to selling equipment, Wang Mi also took a group of people to climb the mountain and camp, and Dazhi initially said that he was referring to recommending a few comrades-in-arms.

……

"A couple of cowards are back, hahaha."

Wang Mi smiled, "I have something to do in the store, and the little girl who sells goods said that her mother is sick." Are you kid orchestrating me behind my back? ”

"Wolf's heart and dog's lungs!! Let's go back, and bring back the beer. ”

"Don't! People can go, and the beer will stay......"

A few friends laughed for a while, and Dazhi's expression moved.

"Hey, I'll show you something good! I saw that I absolutely envy you, hahahaha"

Several people looked at him with a smug smile, "Damn, the big yellow eel caught you??? ”

They brought big green sticks, and Wu Dong opened four bottles of beer with his teeth, and put them on the table without pouring them into the jar.

Over there, Dazhi brought the three of them to the bucket, "Guess what's inside?" ”

"Yellow eel?"

"Big cargo?"

Wang Mi looked down, "! He could see it through the silhouette of the bucket.

"It's such a big one, and it's still moving."

Dazhi's hand shook, ", Dongzi, you didn't kill it?" ”

"My Nokia is shattered, can it still live?"

"See for yourself, it's still moving, what should you do?"

Qiao Yuanshan shouted, "Don't move, let me take a photo first, and you can slowly open it." ”

Dazhi carefully opened a corner as he instructed.

"Ah!!h

"Ah!!h

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not dead and there's no threat, Lei Lei, you get a branch and let's take a photo with it."

Wu Dong stopped with a smile, "Protect animals!" Don't show off, if you get found, it's over. ”

"That thing is to say, no one cares, we countrymen don't eat a snake fart." Qiao Yuanshan didn't care.

In 2004, Wu Dong thought about it and didn't stop it again.

……

With such a big poisonous snake here, it is obviously impossible for a big yellow eel.

The group planned to eat their catch, drink the beer and go home.

Dazhi has no heart.

He unsuspectingly told Wu Dong's shooting plan and inventory.

Or, in his heart, these people are his brothers.

Wu Dong smiled slightly, this is also the reason why he likes to be with Dazhi, his heart is solid, and his joys, angers and sorrows are on his face.

You can see it when you're a brother, and you can see it when you look down on you.

Qiao Yuanshan scratched his ears and cheeks, "Old Wu, old Wu, think about it, I, I." ”

It can be seen that Zhang Leilei's interest in surviving in the wilderness is not as high as messing around with friends, and he is obviously with a few people in order to mix in this circle.

Wang Mi was eager to try and was embarrassed to speak because the relationship was not so close, this emotion was clear at a glance in front of a person like Wu Dong.

"That's right, Old Wu. Wang Mi now often leads teams to explore in the wilderness. When I said it, I was a little abrupt and scared when I was alone, you said, can you. ”

Wu Dong was already laughing.

Wang Mi is the kind of person who is very sensitive, with strong self-esteem and fear of being rejected, he explained without waiting for Wu Dong to speak: "I am mainly selling equipment. The more people love the outdoors, the more my equipment can be sold, but I'm not ......"

He couldn't tell this lie himself, "Actually, I'm not...... Not particularly adventurous......"

"Hahaha."

Wu Dong laughed, "You reminded me, I even thought about the sponsors." Let's find those companies that produce outdoor equipment for this show and ask them to sponsor us. ”

Wang Mi looked at Dazhi enviously, "It's so good, congratulations." ”

"Envy fart, you guys go together. It's called: Four Brothers of the Wilderness! ”

"Ahhh Qiao Yuanshan shouted proudly.

"Well, well, I'm not going to hold back, or the three of you go." Zhang Lei Renault said.

"Hey, you're afraid of Mao, let's leave our jobs without pay first, and go out for a few months, anyway, there is Lao Wang."

"Ah!! Do I go too? "The most surprising thing is Wang Mi.

……

This kind of plan Wu Dong came as soon as he opened his mouth.

"If you are all free, the four brothers of the wilderness, if you dare not go, let Wang Mi alone in the wilderness; If you want to go back Xiaolin, by the way, Dazhi, you encourage your daughter-in-law to lose weight, and the two of you will be called a wilderness couple......

When the documentary is broadcast, if someone is not convinced, we will hold a wilderness survival challenge!! ”

"Wow, that's awesome. Lao Wu, I took it. In the past, I listened to what the Internet said that you are the king of variety shows, I am still not convinced, you are too awesome, come, I respect you! ”

"Come, come, drink."

"Otherwise, let's roast the snake, and the photo is finished."

"Hey, hey, hey......"

……

"Old Wu, when will we start?" Qiao Yuanshan couldn't wait.

Wang Mi also looked at Wu Dong with excited eyes, only Zhang Leilei was a little apprehensive.

Wu Dong smiled, "Don't worry, you guys deal with things first, adjust your body, and you have to learn rescue knowledge, shooting knowledge or something." ”

"Do you want us to shoot? Isn't there a photographer? Zhang Leilei asked strangely.

"Nope! What Principal Wu means is that there are only four of us, surviving in the wilderness and recording by ourselves. "Wang Mi already understood.

"Lao Zhang, don't be afraid, if you can't hold on, you can quit at any time. Documentaries, what you want is truth, there must be a lot of strong people, but more of them are ordinary people like us. ”

Pay attention to Wu Dong's words, ordinary people like us.

Zhang Leilei's eyes lit up, and he glanced at Wu Dong gratefully.

……

There is nothing urgent that Wu Dong needs to handle.

After a long time, Wu Dong went to the wasteland camping and dropped his mobile phone into the river, and everyone who knew the news couldn't cry or laugh, but no one urged him to come back quickly.

24 March 2004, 4.24 p.m.

Qiao Yuanshan had a dead snake around his neck, and he was the first to appear in Li's pocket with mud all over his body.

"!!"

"Damn, who is this person? Awesome! ”

"Ah!! Big snake~~~"

"Ahh

……

Li Jiadou was boiling, and everyone who had a digital camera at home was taking pictures of him frantically.

Click, click

Qiao Yuanshan was sure at that moment that he had to mess with Wu Dong in this life, he loved this feeling too much.

This kid has been in the limelight since he was a child, but he can't do anything.

In the sports meeting, he didn't run fast and didn't jump high.

Playing football, water cooler keepers, bench security guards.

Singing, incomplete pentatonic sound.

Drawing, he is a little weak.

Dancing, this, this is too embarrassing for him.

Today, this moment is the highest moment of Qiao Yuanshan's twenty-six years!

Lao Qiao has been lost in the praise of dozens of people in Li Jiadou, think about what Wu Dong said, "One day, each of you will have hundreds of thousands, or even millions of fans, and when you go to a strange city, someone will come over to ask for an autograph and ask for a group photo......"

Old Qiao felt that now he was no longer Qiao Yuanshan, he was Xiao Yuanshan, Xiao Feng and his father!!

Wu Dong and a few people cleaned up briefly by the puddle, and Qiao Yuanshan was attracting firepower in front of them, and they quietly got into Wang Mi's jeep.

"Principal Wu!"

There are still people who are not attracted by Qiao Yuanshan, Wu Dongxun is prestigious, and Fang Linxiu is beckoning to him.

"Hey, who is that old Wu?"

"My fan." Wu Dong said lightly.

"It's good that people know you everywhere." Zhang Leilei was envious.

"Once you're famous, the good and the bad come. Be prepared! ”

"Huh? Why, how can we make a documentary and be bad? ”

"Envy, jealousy, hate! There are also people who just can't see others, what can you do? ”

"Is there anyone like that?" Chen Dazhi was stunned.

Wu Dong smiled.

Dazhi is particularly gullible to others, which is not good, nor bad, but he can only say that he has met too few bad people.

There are too many such people, and when they see others jumping off the building, there are also "people" who coax people to jump quickly.

(End of chapter)