Chapter 81 Called Uncle Shi
After the earlier trial of the answer, Yun Ye already had the bottom in his heart.
From the words of this mysterious visitor, he did not perceive hostility, but was filled with all kinds of reluctance. Yun Ye had already had many speculations about the matter itself. Now I heard that the other party wanted to examine his martial arts, so he simply told the truth.
"It's not a secret, the younger generation hasn't learned martial arts for a day."
Sun Zheng was choked by this reaction, and said angrily: "If you haven't learned, you haven't learned, what are you proud of, do you have a long face?" ”
Li Er and the group of elders who were close to Yun Ye wiped their cold sweat at the same time, okay, this guy is not only so lazy in front of them, but also in front of the true immortals!
"The juniors are just telling the truth."
Sun Zheng was not light: "I haven't learned martial arts, don't worry, what about Taoism, I haven't learned it?" The Dharma is simpler, how many things have you learned, right? ”
Hearing the Dharma, Yun Ye not only did not respond, but a contemptuous expression appeared on his face, and he did not hide it at all.
Sun Zheng was furious: "Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds, you are the most capable of the Freedom Sect!" This one can't look down on, that one looks down on. Let me tell you, although the poor road does not look down on the tricks of Buddhism, but people can become Buddhas and ancestors, and create a country of bliss Buddha, naturally there are two brushes...... Whatever it is, if you haven't studied it, you haven't learned it. Have you always learned the Confucian Mind Method? One breath and three clear, six steps of things, haven't you learned? That Haoran righteousness has been raised, right? ”
Yun Ye had a dead pig's face that was not afraid of boiling water: "The immortal chief is smiling, the younger generation really hasn't learned." In the past, the teacher taught his disciples that these Confucian exercises were just text exercises, not martial arts. ”
Sun Zheng asked in a somewhat unrelenting tone: "It doesn't matter if you haven't learned the mental method, there will always be a few kinds of moves, right?" The waves and sands, the wind and waves, the rivers and mountains, and the water dragon chanting...... Haven't studied? ”
"Immortal Chief, when the teacher teaches the younger generation, these are all minor tunes used to fill in the lyrics and sing."
Sun Zheng's face became more and more ugly: "Text minor? Really! Have you ever read a righteous song? ”
Like all the protagonists of the online text, Yun Ye also has an unforgettable protagonist aura, and this Wen Tianxiang's masterpiece is also one of the confidence he will take out to pretend to be forced in the future.
At this time, in order to deal with this mysterious visitor, he didn't care about hiding his selfishness, and chanted: "Heaven and earth have righteousness, and they are mixed with manifolds." The lower part is the river mountain, and the upper part is the sun and stars......"
In the chanting of Yun Yelang, the Tang monarchs and ministers collectively fell into a messy state.
In the previous answer between the two, Li Er had a sense of powerlessness similar to Sun Zheng's performance countless times, this little bastard, you have the opportunity to learn so many things, but you haven't learned any of them!
Earlier, Li Er and the others also asked Yun Ye why he had never studied martial arts, and Yun Ye replied confidently, saying that he was too tired.
Li Er kicked this goods a few times at that time, and now he heard this immortal chief say, good guy, it turns out that there are more and more magical skills, and this product has not even been mentioned!
Entering Baoshan and returning empty-handed, who are you talking about!
I really can't slash him twice to get angry.
Then, I heard Yun Ye chanting a righteous song.
This work, which represents the pinnacle of Confucianism, listens to the ears of the Tang literati at this time, it is the sound of the righteous path that breaks through the earth, and it is even more exciting than the earlier fairy music.
Sun Zheng quietly used his Qi refining level mana, and quietly cast an illusion similar to the light technique, casting a holy soft light at Yun Ye, making him become a highlighted existence in the darkness of the dark cloud cover.
This effect is similar to a pillar of light during a stage performance. Except for Yun Ye himself, who couldn't feel it, the rest of the people could see it clearly.
However, Sun Zheng himself was very depressed, and after listening to Yun Ye's chanting quietly, he waved his hand weakly: "Okay, Poor Dao is confirmed now, you are the ...... The poor road is looking for someone! ”
Yun Ye breathed a sigh of relief, this tone at least showed that he was not an enemy, and hurriedly climbed down the pole: "I don't know what happened to the immortal elder looking for his junior?" ”
Sun Zheng hung his head in frustration: "Before I saw you, in fact, Poor Dao didn't know what to do with you." Now I understand...... You kid, you're clearly a cheat! I don't have to worry if I haven't learned anything, and I don't have to worry about it, so it's a big deal to work a little more in the future. But you are clearly a leaky body, and you can't learn anything at all...... But how is it good to call it a poor road?! ”
Cheng Chumo asked curiously: "Immortal Chief, what is the body of the Heavenly Leak?" ”
"Don't you understand? It's a funnel bigger than the sky, and nothing can hold that. No matter what exercises he learned, he could only circulate around his body, and in the end, he still couldn't save it! ”
"Huh? But Immortal Chief, just now when Yezi was chanting poetry, I looked at him ......"
Sun Zheng sneered: "You let him recite it again!" ”
Yun Ye himself didn't know about the visual effects just now, but everyone's eyes were directed at his poem. At this time, he also felt that something was wrong, and asked Cheng Chumo in a low voice.
Cheng Chumo didn't reply to him, but only urged him to recite it again.
Sure enough, there was no special effect on this chanting.
Sun Zheng explained: "This poem is the first time it has appeared in this world, so the way of heaven responds to it and flaunts it with a literary tone. Originally, this kind of qi could make this kid wash the marrow and cut the bones, at least improve his strength. But do you look at him like that, is it any different from before? ”
"Immortal Chief, why is that?"
Sun Zheng said depressedly: "What's the point of talking about this now? Hey, boy, what do you want to do but can't? ”
Yun Ye immediately captured the key to the information: "What do you mean by what Immortal Chief said this?" ”
"Let's put it this way, poor Dao is not good at learning and art, and he is willing to gamble and lose. There is no choice but to come here to help that person take care of his disciple, that is, your old man...... Got it now, right? Do you have anything to do with Poor Dao's help, hurry up and squeak, Poor Dao is finished, everyone is overjoyed. ”
A boulder fell to the ground in Yun Ye's heart, although he didn't know whether this news was true or not, but at least judging from the performance of this mysterious Dao Chief, it seemed, it seems, as if the magical master he made up really exists, and he has never known where, and a strong man has come to take care of himself. Could it be that his golden finger is as he says, and the nonsense he makes up can become a reality?
Since it's his own person, it's okay to make a joke: "Immortal Chief, the younger generation wants world peace." ”
Sun Zheng suddenly laughed: "Your shameless face is indeed the true legend of the Loose Sect!" ”
The onlookers of the Tang Dynasty were all amused by these words, today's incident is really indescribable.
"Or will you be an emperor?"
Yun Ye's face was full of disgust: "Don't!" ”
This conversation made the onlookers quite uncomfortable. However, he is a disciple of the immortal family, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
"Alas, I knew it would be very troublesome, but I didn't expect it to be so troublesome!" Sun Zheng said helplessly: "You don't have any ideals, what do you want?" ”
"The younger generation really wants world peace...... Or, at least, let Datang be peaceful. ”
"You're trying to eat a fart! Where there are people, there is controversy, and this is the instinct of all intelligent beings. Peace? Unless you are alone, there can never be peace! Another ......"
Suddenly, a horse roared, followed by a string of horses' hooves, and a tall horse with red fur walked around the crowd with high spirits, squeezing directly to Yun Ye's side, and looked at Sun Zheng with two big eyes, his eyes full of vigilance.
This is the pony Wang Cai who relied on each other when Yun Ye was looking for the smell of people from the crossing point. Because of his bizarre experience, Yun Ye has always treated him as a brother.
This thing does have spirituality, and it should have sensed the aura of holy light illusion that Sun Zheng had just released. I felt Yun Ye's defensiveness against Sun Zheng again, so he ran directly to help his brother.
Sun Zheng chuckled lightly and cast soul resonance: "This little guy is quite interesting, what's your name?" "There's no way, it's hard not to like this kind of cute thing.
Wangcai snorted, and the scene when Yun Ye named it flashed in his soul memory.
Sun Zheng smiled: "Hey, it was originally called Wangcai, so do you know what this name means?" Haha, now you know? That's what I didn't know...... Okay, okay, if you like it. ”
The onlookers want to laugh but don't dare to laugh, this dialogue proves that this fairy chief understands horse language?
Wangcai sensed Sun Zheng's soul resonance, and immediately became a little kinder, and his big head leaned over and rubbed against Sun Zheng.
Sun Zheng touched a Tianma grass on his sleeve, which was something that Xiao Mi and Sun Wukong had come back from Tianting Shun in the days when they were fooling around. Originally, it was the spiritual grass that Heavenly Court fed the Heavenly Horses, and Sun Zheng later cultivated a piece in the small world. Earlier, a few stubbles were cut and stored in the small tower space, and a mortal horse like Wangcai was enough for it to digest for a while.
Tianma grass has a fatal attraction to horses, Wang Cai was anxious when he smelled the breath, screamed a few times, carefully took it from Sun Zheng's hand, turned his head, but handed the grass to Yun Ye.
Sun Zheng couldn't cry or laugh: "This problem is really a carefree style...... You eat it yourself, and people can't eat it. ”
Yun Ye was also very excited, and at the same time very arrogant, not to mention anything else, just the scene of Wangcai letting grass today was enough to make the entire Tang Dynasty sing as a legend.
Wangcai clicked a few bites, chewed the Tianma grass, yelled at Sun Zheng a few more times, looked at Yun Ye again, turned the horse's head, stepped on small broken steps, and walked away.
Sun Zheng smiled: "It's okay, the poor road has accepted his fate!" Let's do it first......"
"Immortal ......"
"What's the length of the immortal? Call Uncle Shi! ”
"Ah, Uncle Shi! The disciple has a few humble houses in Chang'an City, and if the uncle feels that the city is noisy, he can go back to the old house in Lantian with the disciple. ”
Hearing this, Li Er was anxious: "Immortal Chang is here in Datang, it is an honor for me Datang......"
Oh, seeing this gang, Sun Zheng was also very happy: "By the way, who shouted that sentence earlier, God is blind?" ”
Everyone's eyes immediately focused on Lu Shou, the representative of the Lu clan in Shandong, this guy wanted to climb to the top of Taiji Palace to lead the thunder to martyrdom and fight for the wealth of the whole family, but Yun Ye used an iron halberd to lure away the thunder. At that time, he lost his temper and shouted such a sentence to vent his anger. Who would have thought that an immortal would be recruited.
In the plot of the original work, the eldest grandson Wuji and others used this sentence to behead the Lu family on the charge of "disrespecting God".
Dare to scold God for being blind, I don't know how the true immortal will fall?
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