Chapter 82 The gods say that man will win the sky
Lu Shou Lu Zi'an, as a representative of the wealthy Wang family in Shandong, is the son of a scholarly family.
This time, in order to fight against the emperor, he took advantage of the locust plague in Guanzhong to unite many old aristocratic literati and came to Chang'an together to force the emperor to the palace.
They first had several debates with those literati who supported the emperor's new policy in Yunye's newly founded Yushan Academy, and then gained a reputation. and took advantage of the predicted thunderstorm, wanting to take advantage of the weather to recruit a thunderbolt to martyrdom, make a name for himself, and earn a future for his family.
Who would have thought that the original thing that was nine out of ten was destroyed by Lantian Hou with an iron halberd!
Why?
Heaven thundered, why didn't you split him, but avoided that kid...... It's clear that you don't want me to wait for the family to live, and the sky is really blind!
Who would have thought that the thunder and thunder are not the most amazing thing today, and the more amazing is still to come!
There are really immortals who have come to the world!
Falling from the sky is nothing, the thunder hit the sky without any damage, and it is still bright and piercing, and he easily threw down the thunder in that body, which is a real immortal method......
Then there was a conversation, and in a strange atmosphere, everyone understood the intention of this immortal. It turned out that he was Yunhou's mysterious teacher, and he invited to take care of this demon's helper!
Although judging from the reaction of the immortals, he looked down on Yun Hou in various ways, but in the end he still recognized it as his own family, and he didn't listen to Yun Hou calling him uncle, this family has already recognized it.
Now, it's the turn of Lu Shou, who disrespects God.
In fact, Lu Shou already regretted it after he shouted that sentence. As the elite of the family who hold the power of public opinion, what they are best at is explaining the will of heaven. Today's chaos is in full swing, and shouting such words in public is tantamount to giving up the last ray of life to others.
So far, a knife to shrink the head, and a knife to stretch out the head. Lu Shou was depressed, but he still maintained the arrogance that a family should have, and took the initiative to stand up.
"Shandong Lu's male, longevity, see Shangxian."
"Oh, you shouted that earlier?" Sun Zheng looked excited: "Come on, come on, bother you to shout again." ”
Lu Shoudan was extremely painful: "Why should the immortals be like this? Lu knew that this was a disrespectful ......"
"If you shout, you shout, what are you talking about, do you want benefits?" Sun Zheng said depressedly: "Poor Dao was brought to this place by your shouting, and now Poor Dao wants to go back...... Shout again, see if the portal is still there! ”
Lu Shou was originally very sad and angry, but he was very excited when he heard this, if this was the case, the Lu family might be able to escape. This was shouted at the behest of the immortals, no wonder me, right?
"Oh my God, you're blind!"
Full of temperament and full of feelings, but useless, the heavens did not react to this little movement of mortals at all.
Sun Zheng looked up, a little lost, and asked Yun Ye and Cheng Chumo suspiciously: "He just shouted like that?" ”
Cheng Chumo was a simple and bold person, and said excitedly: "Uncle Shi, it doesn't sound right to me. Before, he shouted, 'Oh God, you're blind!' There's one less 'at the back'. "This thing is mixed with Yun Ye all day long, and he is used to climbing along the pole, so he will call Uncle Shi together when he takes the opportunity.
The stupid boy described it well, and everyone in the Tang Dynasty who listened to it was full of entanglement, and they didn't know if this was disrespectful to God.
Oh! It turned out that one word was missing.
Sun Zheng looked at Lu Shou: "Don't play tricks, shout as before." In front of what the poor road said, it was the poor road that was thrown over and heard that sentence! ”
Lu Shou could only obediently shout again.
Embarrassed, God still didn't react.
Sun Zheng looked at Cheng Chumo, and the silly boy nodded, indicating that he was right this time.
Sun Zheng muttered: "Is that the tone not quite right, or the emotional aspect is not full enough?" ”
Cheng Chumo called a call, and also pulled Yun Ye to discuss together, forcing Lao Lu to change his tone and shout all kinds of nonsense.
In front of the Taiji Palace, hundreds of monarchs and ministers were strangely silent, watching a few people perform tricks and curse the sky, and they didn't know what to do with it.
Yun Ye was still a little annoyed by being tossed, and now that he was sure that this was his own person, of course he didn't want this cheap uncle to leave like this, so he took the opportunity to persuade him.
"Uncle Shi, otherwise forget it. The disciple thought it might be a coincidence...... Let him shout like this again, the dark clouds will disperse all over the sky, and everyone still hopes that this rain will save their lives. ”
"Oh, forget it." Sun Zheng also gave up: "Poor Dao actually understands that he is lucky. What if, huh? Okay, I'm sorry for you, the old man is old, and he shouted very hard......"
Stretched out his hand and touched his sleeve, a little embarrassed: "That, nephew, go back and compensate this old man a little." Originally, Uncle Shi also had some savings, but unfortunately he was ruined by your unscrupulous master. I picked up a root of grass from him, and it was gnawed by your brother just now......"
Yun Ye hurriedly stopped: "Uncle Shi, don't worry, just hand it over to the little nephew, and you must not let Senior Lu be wronged." ”
Sun Zheng nodded, just thinking of the emperor, and waved his hand at Li Er, who was full of embarrassment: "Barren mountains and wild roads, I don't know the etiquette in the world, Your Majesty forgive me." ”
At this moment, Li Er was shocked, and in a trance, he actually saw the picture of the Taoist priest in front of him wearing an imperial crown, sitting on a throne in the depths of the galaxy, and suppressing the Three Realms.
This was not deliberately done by Sun Zheng, but that he was awarded the Six Emperors of Heaven and had the majesty of the Emperor Star. Even if he crossed the border, for the mortal emperor, that kind of level suppression could make his soul tremble.
Li Er is also worthy of being the emperor immediately, and quickly gathered his mind: "The immortal is serious, how dare the minister!" ”
Sun Zheng waved his hand: "What immortals and immortals are, they are all ignorant and ignorant and shouting nonsense." If there is no accident, there will be a long time after that, and I want to walk in the Tang Dynasty for Your Majesty, and I hope that Your Majesty will have a convenient trip. ”
Li Er hurriedly said that this is not a problem. There are still royal Taoist temples, temples, and even empty palaces and official residences in the city, and the immortals in Qingxi can choose to move at will.
Yun Ye hurriedly stood up, as a disciple, how could he let his uncle live in someone else's house, wouldn't it ruin the reputation of the Carefree Sect if it was spread out, and he would not be able to explain it when he saw his teacher in the future.
Sun Zheng agreed, it is really not good to have his own family and live in someone else's place.
Yun Ye smiled and was about to take his uncle back to the Hou Mansion in the city first, so Sun Zheng asked casually: "Didn't you do the electric induction experiment just now, don't delay the business, otherwise you will also bring the battery back?" ”
Yun Ye hurriedly said: "The disciple just did a lightning guidance and lightning protection experiment, and there was no preparation for power storage, and there was no battery at all. ”
"Why are you thundering without a battery, burning bricks? Such a waste is not a carefree style. ”
"Uncle Shi's lesson is that next time, you must prepare the battery first before leading the mine...... That uncle, look at the weather today, when will this rain fall? This drought has been going on for too long, and everyone is looking forward to it. ”
Sun Zheng pinched his fingers and calculated, he really pinched his fingers, and at this level, it was still certain to calculate a celestial phenomenon.
"Hope for a fart, no rain!" Sun Zheng said earnestly: "Instead of looking forward to the rain, it is better to do something practical with this effort." Drain the canal, dig the well, and learn the truth that people will win the day? ”
Li Er and the hearts of the people who listened to it trembled wildly, people will win the sky!
This is what an immortal said, so is this a rebellious offense, or is there something else to hide?
I heard Yun Ye say again: "Uncle Shi! Don't you know how bitter the people of Datang are, it's not that everyone doesn't want to fight drought, it's not that strength doesn't allow it. In the current Tang Dynasty, even iron pots have not yet been popularized, and most people usually use pottery retorts and clay pots for cooking...... With such productivity, what kind of projects can they expect to build? ”
"Well, is this place so backward? Then why did your master keep you here...... Oops, poor Dao understood! ”
Yun Ye and Cheng Chumo, and even the Tang Dynasty monarchs and ministers present, all set their eyes on this immortal, wondering what he understood. But Sun Zheng didn't continue to explain, he couldn't say it, in fact, this was just a deliberate deception, and it didn't mean anything.
sighed and continued to perform: "Poor Dao now believes that what you said about wishing for world peace is indeed a heartfelt word. After changing the topic, he doubted: "Since you know that the people are looking forward to rain to relieve the drought, why don't you artificially rain it?" Looking at today's clouds and humidity, it is quite appropriate. Don't tell Poor Dao, you don't even know this! ”
The hearts of the Tang monarchs and ministers twitched at the same time, it turned out that Yunhou would actually know such immortal arts? But why didn't he cast a spell to save the people?
Yun Ye hurriedly replied: "Uncle Shi, the little nephew does know a little bit about the theory of artificial rainfall, but in order to realize this technology, where is the pre-technology needed?" With Datang's current technical reserves, it will take at least three hundred years of development to achieve! ”
"Oh, that's right."
Sun Zheng's words made the Tang Dynasty monarchs and ministers feel a sense of loss again, and at the same time, there was a kind of longing, it turned out that what Yunhou had learned was so clever? Datang has a promising future!
"Well, since you have arrived at such a Jedi Heavenly Channel, this bit of mana is probably of little use. Instead of letting it dissipate, I would like to help you ......"
In everyone's expectant eyes, Sun Zheng flicked his fingers, and a mana brilliance soared into the sky, blending into the clouds. In a moment, bean-sized raindrops scattered.
"It's raining! This is immortality, this is immortality! ”
In the midst of a carnival, Li Shimin led the civil and military to bow respectfully. In the past, praying for rain was a performance, but this time, it really rained, and everyone expressed their gratitude.
Sun Zheng rolled his eyes and whispered to Yun Ye: "It's really hard for you to coexist with such ignorant people. ”
Cheng Chu listened silently, held back the question mark, and planned to turn around and say hello to his brother.
Yun Ye was actually curious: "What kind of spell is this, Uncle Shi?" ”
"This is called the Little Cloud and Rain Technique, an entry-level Five Elements Elemental Spell. If it is performed on a sunny day, the effect will definitely not work, and today's kind of rain is actually just auxiliary rainfall. The clouds have arrived, as long as you help the first step to set up, the rest of the clouds will be completed on their own. But don't think about it in the future, the only bit of mana left by the poor road has been used up, and in the future, the poor road can only be like you, being a mortal. Hehe, it's nice to be able to experience this kind of life without strength again. Stinky boy, Uncle Shi's mana is now exhausted, and his whole body is weak, so he needs to find a place to rest. What are you waiting for? Lead the way! ”
"Oh, it's the disciple's fault, Uncle Shi, please!"
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