Chapter 50 2 Xiahoudun, why don't you open it up?
Withered vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water, the sun sets, beating horses to the end of the world, and picking up a blind man on the road.
"Tut-tut! This inferior rouge smell can kill people, go to that kind of place, and you are not afraid of flower willow disease. ”
"Boss, guess who I'm up to?"
"You're here to catch the adulterous wife?"
"It's the stamen of one of the 'Wind Flowers and Snow Moons' in Jiangnan who played with the Jia family's father and son, and after she was kicked out by Weijianchun, the four major Oiran in Jiangnan also removed her."
Su Xiaolou was interested, the woman played with fire and set herself on fire, making heaven and earth, and finally made herself in: "How is that woman now?" Wouldn't you be with her? ”
"Oops! No, when I came out in the afternoon, I saw the woman with a wild man on a painting boat in the Qingzhou River. ”
It is worthy of the Oiran who once saw spring! Coaxed the father and son of the Jia family around, Su Xiaolou admired it very much, this method is quite good, he can get out of the hands of the father and son of the Jia family who control the Nanjing City Teaching Division, and find the next family so quickly: "Do you see who that wild man is?" ”
"I didn't see it clearly, looking at the clothes, it seems to be someone from the Five Cities Terracotta Division." It's no wonder that the cruise ship that can still be used for a long time turned out to be a person who caught the Five Cities Terracotta Division, which is not surprising, but I don't know which unlucky guy it is.
"Blind, I'll check tomorrow, which unlucky guy is so blind?"
"Yes, Boss."
Approaching dusk, Su Xiaolou and the blind man arrived at the front hall of the Star Picking Building, but there was a small sound of tiles moving overhead, and suddenly there was a "click", and the roof on Su Xiaolou's head broke a crack, as if a heavy object had fallen.
"Boss! Be careful. ”
At the last moment, the blind man rushed over desperately, slammed Su Xiaolou away with all his strength, and was ready to die for the boss, accompanied by a scream like a yellow warbler, a slender woman fell into the arms of the blind man, the blind man hugged the beauty, the pair of frightened eyes like a fawn crashed into his heart, a beam of sky light shone in through the hole in the roof, hitting the two, BGM remembered in silence: Today you are going to marry me......
Su Xiaolou's eyes hurt when he saw this picture of Beauty and the Beast, and Su Xiaolou kicked it up, scolding and scolding: "Fuck your uncle!" You will push me away from the beautiful woman in the sky, and show affection in front of me and sprinkle dog food. ”
The blind man was kicked by Su Xiaolou and his center of gravity was unstable, and the beauty took the opportunity to escape from his arms, and the blind man complained: "Boss, I really want to hurt you and hurt you." ”
"By the way, hold a beautiful woman for me, right! Thank you! ”
The blind man smiled awkwardly: "Boss! It was just a beautiful misunderstanding! ”
Su Xiaolou snorted coldly, he didn't plan to take care of the blind man, saying that he was very angry, and he couldn't get over it without asking for half a month's meal.
Unexpectedly, the blind man forgot his friend, straightened his clothes, turned to the beautiful woman who fell, and asked: "Dare to ask this beautiful girl, why did you appear on the roof, and if you need anything, you can do it for you." ”
Su Xiaolou trembled with goosebumps, coldly watched the blind one-eyed peacock open the screen, and only heard the young lady say in shock: "Our kite accidentally fell on the roof, I crawled over to pick up the kite, I didn't want the roof to collapse." ”
"Did you pick up the kite?"
The beauty blushed on her cheeks, lowered her head and said, "No." ”
"Dare to ask the girl's name?"
"Little Sister Lin."
The blind man introduced it seriously: "In Xia Liu, the word Hou Dan, you can call me Xia Hou Dan." ”
Depend on! Su Xiaolou's eyes were like copper bells: "When did you have words, why don't I know." ”
"I just got it recently."
"Damn!" No wonder people fall from such a high roof and can catch it, it turns out to be a second skill!
"Lin Xiaomei, wait for me, I'll come when I go!" The blind man turned around, left in a dashing manner, jumped on the wall with the help of the tree by the wall, turned over on the roof, looked at the kite that was wrapped in the eaves of the house, carefully stepped on the mossy tiles, tried several times, and finally reached the kite, only to hear the "click", and a Xiahoudun fell from the sky.
"Boss! Save me. ”
Su Xiaolou heard the blind man's call for help, and ducked away numbly, for fear of being smashed.
"Bang!" With a bang, the blind man squatted on his buttocks, covered his buttocks and lay on the ground and complained bitterly: "Boss! You're so unjust. ”
Su Xiaolou gloated: "I thought you would open a big one, Xiahoudun!" ”
"What is Kaida?"
"Just pull out a hook and hang it on the roof."
Lin Xiaomei was startled, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "How are you?" Did you fall? ”
The blind man stood up with a carp, got up handsomely, showed the romance of a one-eyed man, and presented the kite with both hands: "This little injury is nothing, the girl's kite, please accept it." ”
Su Xiaolou secretly complained, is this a meat outfit?
Lin Xiaomei shyly took the kite, covered her face and ran away.
Hua Niang came from the inner hall in a variety of styles, saw that the hall was in a mess, and there were two big holes in the roof, and asked: "What's the matter, did the pie in the sky hit anyone?" ”
Su Xiaolou looked at the blind man's embarrassed look and said, "The pie didn't fall, but it fell a piece of dew." ”
Jin Sanniang saw this situation and instantly understood: "Yue Lao wants to pull the red line for you, and if the roof is removed, it will be tied for you, as long as the person is not injured, Chun Tao, ask Wang Wu to come and repair the roof." The things that the master wants have been prepared, and by the way, I will call a few people to come over and carry them to the car. ”
Su Xiaolou saw that it was already dark, and he didn't stay long, and after saying goodbye to Jin Sanniang, he got up and left, and the blind man reluctantly turned back one step at a time, and his eyes couldn't wait to jump out of his sockets.
Out of the door of the Star Picking Tower, the blind man covered his hips and jumped on his feet, and as a warrior, the pain mask came out, and it seemed that it was really painful. Su Xiaolou drove him to the pharmacy in a carriage.
Along the way, Su Xiaolou teased: "Your peach blossom luck is good today!" Want to take home the peach blossoms? ”
"Yes."
"If you want to pick the peach blossoms of the Star Tower, I'm afraid that Jinyiwei's little money will be saved until the next life, so I suggest you take a shit luck faster."
The blind man's mind was instantly whipped by reality with several scars, and he lay there depressed.
Su Xiaolou has also been sad recently, he has been thinking hard about how to leave Nanjing to find King Xing in Huguang recently, thinking that Wu Zongdu is about to gag, and he still doesn't know King Xing, Su Xiaolou is in a hurry, he can directly find Lei Zhenfu Envoy to arrange for him to go to Huguang for a walk around on official business, what happened last time, now Su Xiaolou is a little uncertain about Lei Zhen's attitude towards himself, he is not willing to bow his head and ask Lei Zhenfu Envoy for help, the two met in the yamen It was much more polite and polite.