Chapter 53: It's okay to run naked
On the second day, the blind man pulled Su Xiaolou and a few others to drink and get drunk in the Zhuangzi, borrowing wine to kill his sorrows, the blind man picked up the wine glass and said: "Come, commemorate that moment of heartbeat, commemorate my dead love, go one!" ”
"Come on, come on!"
Xiong Er put down the wine glass after drinking, saw the decadent appearance of the blind man, and sneered: "Blind man, you can't do this!" I went to the Qinglou, my heart was lost, I learned from the boss, I was among the flowers, and the leaves did not touch my body. ”
"The boss's realm is not comparable to ordinary people!"
"That's it!"
At this time, Supervisor Liu, the steward of Zhuangzi, suddenly came over and said, "Oh no, the buffalo plowing the fields in our Zhuangzi has been stolen. ”
"What?"
Su Xiaolou was very angry, who was so bold that he dared to steal on his territory, he must be called good-looking, after all, in this era, cattle are very valuable.
"When did you lose it?"
"This morning, the farmer Wang Er found that there was one less cow in the cowshed, so he called the surrounding farmers to look for it together, but he didn't find it in the whole grange, but he found this in the cowshed, and he looked unusual and gave it to the adults to take a look."
Su Xiaolou took the object handed over by Supervisor Liu, and a bouquet of plum blossoms was inserted into the money hole of a penny, and a note was added to it: The magic hand is empty, Su Xiaolou scolded: "Damn! This is scolding us for having no money in the Zhuangzi and nothing to steal. "In this wave of operations, the physical damage is not great, and the psychological damage is at the full level.
Even the fat man with a wide heart and a fat body noticed it: "Boss! He's provoking our Jinyiwei, him! ”
"Let's go! him! ”
Su Xiaolou has been depressed recently, and he has nowhere to vent his grievances, and he is unlucky to meet him empty-handed, Su Xiaolou rushed to Bai Xiaosheng's teahouse with his doglegs murderously.
"Snap" proudly threw out a bag of broken silver.
"Is it in Nanjing City recently?"
Bai Xiaosheng doesn't know which crazy this master smoked today, but if he has money, he will do it: "Yes." ”
"Can you find out where he is now?"
"Official, you have found the right person, there is no one in Nanjing City that we can't find, you drink a cup of tea, listen to a book, this news may come."
"Good!"
The blind man feels like a knife slashing his ass, and he has opened his eyes, and the master is in the people! They don't have this efficiency, and a small teahouse can boast of Haikou.
"Officials! This way, please! ”
Su Xiaolou and the doglegs ordered a cup of tea and sat down to listen to the storyteller's storytelling, just when Su Xiaolou was drinking tea, the news of searching for the whereabouts of the clever hands soon spread throughout the low-level people in the small streets and alleys of the city, and an invisible cobweb spread out in the city of Nanjing, no matter how cunning the prey was, there was nothing to hide, and the location of the prey was quickly locked.
"Official, the man has been found."
Su Xiaolou was also shocked, he knew that Bai Xiaosheng was not an ordinary person, he didn't expect it to be so powerful, two cups of tea were not enough, and the news arrived, this is a folk brocade guard!
"Where's the empty hand?"
"In a bathhouse in the south of the city."
Su Xiaolou was instantly angry when he heard this, this was completely ignoring him, stealing Jinyiwei's things and daring to appear on the street in a grand manner, arrogance has to pay the price.
Su Xiaolou reported this matter to Li Zongqi, and Li Zongqi was also very righteous when he heard it, and transferred twenty or thirty school captains to help Su Xiaolou arrest the whole city.
A group of people rushed to the bathhouse in the south of the city, and the people on the street saw that it was the momentum of Jinyiwei's raiding house, and they couldn't avoid it, they surrounded the three layers inside and the three layers outside, and no one who could slip out of the light could sneak out today, and the shadow couldn't do it.
Su Xiaolou led people to rush into the bathhouse, and the people who were honest in the bathhouse were stunned, and so many dishonest people who came in had the feeling of taking a bath on the street.
What Su Xiaolou thought was: The place in the bathhouse, there is nowhere to hide inside, you can't run out naked outside, even if you are a thief, you have to be caught today, Su Xiaolou called everyone to stand in a line, and looked at it, even the big men were embarrassed, and they twisted and took a bath towel to cover the bottom, and there were even people who shyly slapped the soap foam on their bodies, the bathroom was smoky, and the light was dim, he called Bai Xiaosheng's subordinates to recognize the guy who was empty-handed.
Just half recognized, suddenly at the end of the team a bare shadow full of foam cheetah rushed out, this guy was naked and still wanted to escape, really didn't see the coffin without tears, just ran to the door was stopped by four or five quick-eyed Jinyi guards.
This skillful empty martial arts is not very good, and after a few rounds, he was about to be pressed, but the soap bubbles on his body, slippery like a loach, really let him break free.
So there was such a scene on the street, huhula a group of brocade guards chased a person who ran away, the street screamed again and again, passers-by hurriedly avoided it, as if something unclean was going to stick to it a second late, and there was something that wanted to see it but was embarrassed to see, and the chickens and dogs jumped on the street for a while.
"Wonderful...... Empty hands, just grab it, you run...... I can't run......"
"Old ...... Boss, I'm going to run...... He's angry, this guy is too ...... It's so good to run......"
"I have a way." Su Xiaolou calmed down his breath while running, and shouted at the people on the street: "Catch the one running naked in front, and the brocade guard will be rewarded with ten taels of silver." ”
"Ten taels of silver?" The beggar lying on the corner of the street opened his blind eyes excitedly, and a carp stood up, and the speed of the 100-meter sprint surpassed that of Jinyiwei, and Jinyiwei was stunned for a moment.
The pedestrians on the street huhula lala surrounded to block the empty hands, even the old man who set up a stall on the side of the road went up with a stick, the empty hands were like ten taels of silver walking on one foot, everyone wanted it, Su Xiaolou once again sighed at the strength of the people.
At this time, a soprano Hedong lion's roar came: "He is mine, all dodge." I only heard the mountains shake for a while, a huge sarcoma fell from the sky, everyone hurriedly dodged, and a three-hundred-pound female fat man sat on the back of the empty hand of the wonderful hand, and the old blood spurted out of the empty hand and fainted.
Everyone took a deep breath, glad that they were lucky to hide quickly, life is still more important than money, the fat woman realized what she had done, and quickly stood up and explained shyly: "Oops! Shame on you! She is still a yellow flower girl! ”。
The crowd sighed for a while, expressing disbelief.
"Boss, do you think he's still alive?"
"It should be almost, this is really not something that ordinary people can resist, it's too miserable, take it away."
"Boss, collect the corpse or put it in prison?"
"What do you say?"
Xiong Er went over and probed Miao's empty snort, which was already very weak: "Boss! And one more breath. ”
"Then go to jail." Su Xiaolou gave this very powerful Huanghua girl ten taels of silver as promised, and took away the wonderful hand.
"Boss! Is this premeditated murder? ”
"Nonsense! This is clearly a good citizen who acts bravely and actively cooperates with our Jinyi Wei work. ”