Chapter Seventy-Five: Su Xiaolou stumbling in a minefield

Why bother to stand up suddenly and pull Ke Da Mouth and walk out: "I'm a little anxious, but adults must be very familiar with this place, please help me lead the way down the toilet!"

Su Xiaolou pulled out the embarrassing three bedrooms and one living room, what a broken reason is this! I can't care so much now, but after the big mouth was pulled to the door, Su Xiaolou heard a sentence faintly: "Lord He, there is no toilet here." ”

"And how do you go to the toilet?"

"Find a place where there are fewer people and dig a pit to get up."

β€œ (βŠ™oβŠ™)… I suddenly don't want to go to the toilet again, so let's go back. "Why are you embarrassed by this, is it hemorrhoids that people are afraid to see or what, Su Xiaolou is very curious.

"Lord He, why don't I find a guy to help you dig a hole behind the wall over there?" This man is weird!

"That's not necessary, let's get down to business first, but my lord."

Why bother to follow behind Ke Dazui came back in a gray way, Su Xiaolou gave He Bi a look of contempt, and went out quietly, but he still had to rely on himself, why bother not to know how he was still alive after being in the officialdom of the capital for so long.

Su Xiaolou just happened to meet the little brother who came to serve tea, laughed evilly, counted in his heart, intercepted the tea, and the little brother who rushed to the tea waved his hand to let him go, the old bustard repeatedly told the little brother to serve the masters in this box, the little brother saw that this master came out of the private room where he was going to serve tea, thinking that there should be no problems, there will be more and more guests, he still has a lot of work, so he left, Su Xiaolou took out his long-cherished laxative artifact croton powder, poured it into one of the teas, and opened it with his fingers, Why should this old boy look like he is constipated, or not? Help him? Hey, hey, hey......

"The official also heard that they also shaved the hair of many boudoir women, forcing those women to look for a short time."

"Why did they shave the hair of those boudoir women, it must be that they were going to do some witchcraft or something."

Parents who suffer from the body and skin, cutting hair is considered a big unfilial act, and being shaved by others is the biggest insult to their spirit, especially if they are boudoir women, I am afraid that they will not be able to get married, and it is strange not to look for short-sightedness!

Su Xiaolou went out and brought four cups of tea in, first handed a cup of tea to Mr. Wang, saw why bother's eyes signaled to his big mouth, and shook his head at himself, Su Xiaolou guessed that this meant that he had nothing to do, let Su Xiaolou figure out a way by himself?

Chong He Bi nodded, handed one cup to Ke Dazui, and the other to He Bi.

I just heard them talking about hair: "Those people cut other people's hair to make wigs for themselves, and when Franco's natural, healthy, and gorgeous hair is regarded as the dignity of the aristocracy, and they don't have so much hair, they will choose to wear wigs, maybe the Franc envoy is already a bright top." ”

But he sighed loudly: "This little friend is really knowledgeable. ”

"Don't dare to be! Don't dare to be! Xiaguan toasted the three adults with tea instead of wine. ”

After a cup of tea, Ke Dazui continued to say pretendedly: "Mr. Wang, that group of Francois enslaved the local people, built military fortifications in Tuen Mun without authorization, built forts, plundered merchant ships, and plundered sailors, it is simply all evil, and recently we have been collecting a large number of agarwood and musk spices on a large scale, we must play the court again, expel the Franco people, and make decisions for the people of Tuen Mun......"

"Gollum...... Grunt...... Gollum ......"

But the adults were so suffocated that their eyebrows were twisted together, and they felt like they were about to squirt, so they got up in a panic, and Su Xiaolou's back molars were about to be crushed before he couldn't help laughing: "Boss、...... Under...... Accompany the next official, and lose the company! ”

"Gollum...... Grunt...... Gollum ......"

Immediately after that, why bother also opened four faces, and a layer of goosebumps appeared densely on his neck: "Down...... Official...... Also out of company. Su Xiaolou held back a smile and watched why he ran away with his legs and stomach, but he didn't know if he could dig a pit in time, hahaha......

Su Xiaolou saw that the people who should have left had already left, and stepped forward: "Mr. Wang, I want to tell the political envoy to the right political envoy of the political envoy ...... Mr. Ke" Su Xiaolou truthfully told Mr. Wang about the fiancΓ©e of the deputy envoy of Franc Ji and the bribes that Lord Ke accepted from Franc Machine.

Boss Wang was not very shocked after hearing this, it was over, the boss thought that he had planted a big mouth, Su Xiaolou hurriedly said: "Boss, Fran Jiren can send a deputy envoy to the capital, it must have bribed a lot of officials, if we want to deal with pirates, this matter is very important, and the humble position came to risk death to report the secret, but the humble official only guessed that the 'big mouth' in Rebia's mouth is the big mouth, I hope the old man can investigate thoroughly." ”

Mr. Wang hadn't said anything yet, but he heard a faint sentence from behind: "Who has a big mouth?" Who are you talking about? ”

It won t be so fast, but he has a lot of croton powder for the big mouth of the tea, su xiaolou smiled awkwardly, and pointed at master ke, old man wang and why bother to come over also at master ke.

"Who said that?"

Mr. Wang and He Bi pointed to Su Xiaolou one after another, why did they fall into the well in order to avenge the scarcity, and added: "He also said that you accepted bribes, defected to the enemy and treason, and colluded with Francois to oppress the local people. Mr. Wang even nodded.

"You just surrendered treason, your whole family surrendered treason, is it that you kid made a ghost, and the hemorrhoids that caused Lao Tzu to run around can't be stuffed back, you stand there for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will beat your hemorrhoids out."

"But my lord, I misunderstood and misunderstood, but my lord, don't get excited! It was all asked me to do this, and he also crossed the river and demolished the bridge. ”

"I think it's you kid, don't run if you have the ability."

"Bang...... Bang bang bang ......"

"Click...... Click...... Ouch! What a misunderstanding ...... adults."

Su Xiaolou was chased by the adults, and the two of them sat calmly in a row to watch the excitement, and from time to time they said: "Tut-tut...... Oh...... Ah! "I miscalculated, I didn't expect that the respected old Lord Wang was such an unserious person.

From time to time, people outside the courtyard looked over here: "Tut-tut...... This physical strength and blood are strong, it's so good, it's been tossing for almost half an hour, can the girl stand it? ”

On the way back, Su Xiaolou covered his buttocks and rode a horse behind the broken carriage, it turned out that Mr. Wang and Mr. Ke were for the sake of the people of Guangdong, one of them sang with a red face and the other with a white face, one of them hit Francos on the surface, and the other secretly pretended to accept bribes from them, but in fact they inquired about the news, and the two bosses were so good at their intentions that Su Xiaolou was impressed, no wonder they wanted to sneak in when they met, and chose the location in the Qinglou!