Chapter Seventy-Six: Negotiating with Furlan
Why bother to see the two bosses in order to return a piece of Lang Lang and clear sky in Guangdong, endure humiliation, feel that they should do something, after coming back, why bother to study how to touch them when they go to see Tuen Mun to see the Franco people in Tuen Mun three days later, and also ask Su Xiaolou and Zheng Jack for advice on how to provoke the Franco people.
"It's simple, rip off his wig, throw it in the pit, and say to him, do you speak Brazilian?" Zheng Jack has lived in Francoji for many years, and he knows best what Francois cares about most, so he changed the conversation and said: "But Lord He, so I can't accompany you." ”
"Why?"
"You're Lord Chincha, they won't dare to offend you if you do this, at most they will spit in your food, give you expired milk, and won't tell you where the latrine is, but they will chop me into eight pieces and throw me into the sea to feed the sharks!"
Su Xiaolou and Master Wang looked at each other, which sounded like they were on the verge of death.
Why bother looking at Su Xiaolou, Su Xiaolou quickly covered his buttocks and pretended to be in pain: "Ouch! Lord He, I can't walk steadily on the road where my butt still hurts, and I can't go, so let Mr. Wang go with you! ”
Who knew that the old man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Ouch! The old man's elbow and crotch shaft have been wandering around with you juniors for the past two days, but it is broken, the old man has to go and take care of it, or Su Xiaoqi will go with Master He! After Mr. Wang finished speaking, he really left, leaving Su Xiaolou and Zheng Jack looking at each other.
For a while, why did he become a suspicion of ten thousand people, no one was willing to accompany him to die, did he go to the meeting with Francois alone? This is also a bear biscuit, the official pays attention to scolding the emperor to leave a name in history, why bother to make the momentum of the official ridicule: "How many iron-clad ancestors of my Ming Dynasty have beaten down, and now the descendants have become soft bones who are greedy for life and afraid of death?" ”
"Lord He, we can't compare you with a life amulet, we are bare-chested, ants are still stealing, not to mention people, and you have offended Franco, as far as your virtue of chasing the emperor and scolding, Franco's translator will be a celebrity around the emperor, what will happen when the time comes to bite back? What's more, your deliberate offense to Francois is still true, and it can't stand scrutiny. ”
Su Xiaolou's words are not unreasonable, why bother to fall into contemplation, Lord Wang obviously does not approve of He Bi's approach, why bother to calm down and go to Master Wang to discuss countermeasures.
After repeatedly confirming that He Bi would not mess around, Su Xiaolou and Zheng Jack boarded the big boat to Tuen Mun with He Bi, accompanied by Zhen Dexiu, who protected Lord Qincha.
When the big ship approached the port, three salutes rang out in unison, the rumbling eardrums hurt, it was really a bit of the New Year's flavor, nearly a hundred Francos stood in line at the port with guns, and after the group got off the ship, Andrade, a Portuguese envoy with thick golden hair, stepped forward to greet Lord Qincha: "You! Drink adults! ”
Why bother staring at Andrade's savage-like appearance for a moment, he quickly came back to his senses, and nodded at Andrade in return: "Fortunately! Fortunately! I was sent by the Ming court to negotiate with the envoy of Franco. Why bother to say this bluntly, after Zheng Jack hugged his chest, he added some honorific translations He bother's words, he didn't want to be thrown into the sea to feed the sharks.
After the two sides exchanged pleasantries, Andrade and He Bi each got into a carriage and went to the Admiral's Mansion, followed by Su Xiaolou and Zheng Jack and others.
The Governor's Mansion has been transformed into a castle with a mix of Chinese and Western styles, and many of the decorations inside the castle are in the late Middle Ages style, and the walls are full of intricately decorated paintings.
Andrade took the shape of the golden lion king, picked himself up like a peacock with an open screen, took He Bi and others to visit their carefully arranged castle, showed He Bi the treasures they had looted from various places, chattered about the paintings hanging on the wall that he carefully collected, like a hospitable manor owner, why bother to look at the brows are about to twist into earthworms, this is simply unbearable, no eyes!
After a short break, it was already noon, and Andrade invited Ho Bat and the others to lunch, and the long table was still filled with bread, cheese, turkey, ham, chips, steak, various fruits and cured meats, and white candles.
Why bother muttering to Su Xiaolou: "I didn't expect that there were a lot of pre-dinner snacks in this Francophone person." ”
"Chincha-sama, this is the main meal!"
"Who's a good person eats these for dinner?" Su Xiaolou expressed helplessness.
After all the guests were seated, Andrade, Rebia and the others began to pray spontaneously.
Why bother whispered and asked Su Xiaolou next to him: "What kind of witchcraft are they doing?" ”
"It's prayer to thank their God for giving them a good life."
"Didn't they all loot? Why thank their God. ”
"That should be asking their god to bless them for more things."
“……”
After the prayer was over, the maid came up and poured red wine for everyone, and everyone pushed their glasses to change their glasses, so that Lord Qincha and his party should take the wind and wash the dust. Su Xiaolou looked at Rebiya, who was sitting diagonally opposite, picked up his wine glass, and said hello to a glass from afar.
During the meal, why bother looking at the knives and forks on the plate, he looked up and saw Andrade pick up the saliva towel on the table and stuff it into the front of his clothes, pick up the knife and fork and start eating the food on his plate, isn't that saliva towel used only by children? Why did those two goods also stuff into his collar, he took away the saliva towel in disgust, forked a whole steak and stuffed it into his mouth, and bit it raw, there was still blood in it, he couldn't chew it, he couldn't spit it out, why swallow it alive with the glass of wine just now, and almost choked to death! Why bother to fork another piece of bacon that looks good and stuff it into his mouth, in less than five seconds, this piece of bacon was launched from his mouth, salty, greasy and fishy, he quickly poured a big sip of wine to ease up, dessert can always be eaten, he picked up a piece of very delicate dessert, took a bite, and it was sweet! Why bother's actions caused Andrade to look sideways frequently, this meal pain mask has been eaten, is Franz no sense of taste?
After lunch, the maid removed the food from the table and cleaned it up, or this long table, and the two sides began to negotiate, why bother to ask the Franciscans to dismantle the military defense that had been built; It is forbidden to oppress the people of Tuen Mun, and it is forbidden to intercept or plunder passing ships; return of the management of the Tuen Mun Magistrate; You can't slaughter too many cattle in Tuen Mun and you can't slaughter pigs......
Why bother to list forty or fifty regulations, big and small, worthy of being an official! Unexpectedly, Andrade refused to admit that he had intercepted and plundered passing merchant ships, persecuted sailors, and blamed him for everything, and said that he had suffered greatly, and in turn asked them to clean up the group of untrustworthy, treacherous, cunning, and insatiable pirates.
Su Xiaolou and He Bi glanced at each other, the discord plan has worked, it seems that they are infighting with the pirates, and they want to use the hands of the political secretary to clean up the pirates, why take the opportunity to ask Andrade about the information of the pirates.