After telling the little girl of Andy Lau's family the ghost story of the neighbor's house, the effect was immediate, and Lin Yu has not seen her since.

And nested in the bedroom, Lin Yu sank down and gave the death of the little civil servant to the liver, the general body of the article Lin Yu still remembers, but the details are tinkering, and it took less than an hour.

An hour later, a brand new little official death with a slightly embellished background was freshly released.

Looking at this article, Lin Yu looked satisfied.

For readers in this era, it is definitely a king bomb, and a short story of liver itself does not take time.

After writing it, Lin Yu read the article carefully by himself.

The death of a small civil servant is about a certain time and space, and a small civil servant accidentally splashed a spittle star on the bald head of the general in the front row when he was watching a movie.

The generous general didn't bother with him, but the little civil servant himself was scared half to death, and repeatedly apologized to the general, and the general didn't get tired of it, and he had to comfort him patiently.

In the end, after the little civil servant went back, he thought that he could not be at peace, and the next day he personally came to the door to apologize to the general.

The enraged general finally couldn't take it anymore and shouted for him to get out, and the little civil servant was immediately scared half to death.

When I went back, I was really scared to death at home.

This famous article can be said to be a satire of the trembling of grassroots civil servants, the power of the big man in his brain, and the sense of flaws in human nature.

And it's short, that's really short, highlighting a short and concise.

After writing it, he corrected the typo again, and Lin Yu sent it to Song Xi, and immediately stopped paying attention to this matter, but opened another document, and after muttering for a while, he began to cultivate immortals.

The Legend of Mortal Immortal Cultivation is an extremely slow-burning, epic-level picture scroll-like unfolding, and Han Li, the second stunned man at the beginning, is just a fool in a small mountain village.

was accidentally taken outside the town by the second uncle, and worshiped under the Seven Xuanmen, which opened the magnificent world of cultivation.

Looking at the beginning of the text, it seems to be like a martial arts, but after the transition, you will gradually find that this is a completely different system.

A unique system, Xiuzhen!

This is also the reason why Lin Yu chose mortals to cultivate immortals.

Biting his nails, Lin Yu followed the train of thought he had written before, and began to continue the beginning of the Legend of Liver Mortal Immortal Cultivation.

On the other hand, Song Xi also got the short story sent to her by Lin Yu and immediately downloaded it.

"Death of a petty civil servant?"

"Zizizi."

Song Xi took a sip of Coke, and then clicked on the document, listening to the name, it seems to be a realistic irony? Is this Lin Yu really going to fight against the Chu people?

Although the short story is small, it does not mean that it is easy to create, small and delicate, but more troublesome.

She didn't believe that in just one hour, the forest fish could produce something with color, it was really a genius?

Everyone is the same age, they are all creative, and who doesn't know whom.

After taking another sip of Coke, Song Xi clicked on the document, first glanced at it quickly, the full text was less than 2,000 words, and Song Xi began to read it carefully.

"One beautiful evening, Ivan, a well-spirited officer, sat in the second row of seats in the theater and was watching the operetta "The Bells of Kornevelly" with binoculars.

Song Xi has begun to like the beautiful words of Lin Yu with a different worldly atmosphere.

She is probably familiar with the routines of the forest fish, and all the irony is set up in a strange era.

Borrowing things to satirize the present.

As an online writer, she is too accustomed to this routine, so she hurriedly looked down.

"But all of a sudden, his face wrinkled, his throat began to itch, and then he couldn't control it, a 'sneeze'!"

A sneeze spewed out.

"You know that sneezing is not forbidden anytime, anywhere, anyone, anyone, the farmer sneezes, the sheriff sneezes, and sometimes even the dignitaries."

Song Xi couldn't help but sneer, Lin Yu started this kind of nonsense flow literature in short stories again, but it was quite interesting to read.

Ivan looked around, and he saw a little old man sitting in the first row of seats in front of him, wiping his bald head and neck with his gloves, muttering something in his mouth.

"Ivan recognized that this person was General Zalov, a civilian officer of the third rank......"

"Poof." Song Xi couldn't help but laugh again, she probably guessed Lin Yu's routine, a small civil servant, a sneeze hit a general's bald head, it was indeed very dramatic.

She can't wait to look down, how will it unfold later?

Could it be that the general, in a fit of rage, killed this little civil servant? This is the death of a civil servant?

Or by some other insidious or more cruel means?

To demonstrate and satirize the inviolability of the powerful?

Song Xi thought about it for a while, and even denied himself.

No, no, according to the routine of the forest fish, it will not be so simple.

If the general kills this little civil servant like this, this short story will be a little too banal, even if it is ironic.

Song Xi hurriedly couldn't wait to look at it, wanting to see the classic reversal of Lin Yu's hand.

Two thousand words were fast, and I finished reading it in less than two minutes, and after reading it, Song Xi couldn't help but laugh.

"It's really..."

It turned out that the general didn't care about the little civil servant from beginning to end, but the little civil servant himself and himself.

apologized again and again, and finally annoyed the general.

And then...... He scared himself to death!

After reading it, Song Xi couldn't help but sit on the stool in a daze, and her whole expression was embarrassed.

Well, this, really.

"Sure enough, it's another forest-like reversal."

Ingenuity.

Song Xi couldn't help but mutter, yes, I've taken it, I really can't write about this thing!

After a careful taste, Song Xi couldn't help but feel that this short story was really ironic.

It is simply a clear digging of some peculiar small citizens of some Chinese people, who are afraid of the bureaucratic class, and that kind of fear in their bones, which can be called bloody.

The portrayal of the general is also extremely contrasting——, this is the reaction of normal people.

Rather than a tyrant of everyone made up by the brain.

This short story actually satirizes ordinary people, not people of the general class.

"Wonderful!" Song Xi reminisced about it again and again, and the more he tasted it, the more he felt surprised.

"It's stable, that's the crazy guy who is doing it!"

At the same time, Song Xi couldn't help but smash his mouth for a while, "How did this forest fish have a brain?" This was really written in just an hour? ”

"Talent ......"

Song Xi couldn't help but watch it again.

。。。

An hour later, the Lin Yu account, which had not moved for thousands of years, pretended to be dead, and remained unmoved in the entire Infernal Affairs 2 insulting turmoil, finally reacted again.

When everyone thought that this artist Lin Yu would continue to lie down and laugh at him, and this matter just passed, "Lin Yu" responded.

Artist Lin Yu, "@楚人狂, in December, I took it." ”

A short message, without a single word of nonsense, there is and just such a sentence.

In December, I picked it up.

Highlight one word, madness!

Chu people are crazy but Xiangjiang short story, one of the four troikas, the predecessors of the predecessors.

What are you a forest fish?

To put it mildly, you're a newcomer.

To put it mildly, you're a layman! An artist who writes across borders, do you think you are a writer?

At first, the fans of Chu Renmad were completely disdainful of this cross-border provocative artist, and even felt that Chu Renmad named this Lin Yu, which was a kind of self-inferiority.

How do you know that this guy doesn't know that he is a master of art and bold, but he is really an ignorant and fearless.

Chu Ren, one of the four troikas in the short story world, named him wildly, and he really took it!

You're not welcome at all!

"Sisters, go and see, Ah Yu responded, he took the provocation of that Chu madman."

"666666, it's so brave, Taishan Beidou in the front of the tough short story world, it deserves to be our family A fish, love it!"

"It's so domineering! What is the meaning of youthful frivolity, this is youthful frivolity! I love the smell! ”

“……”

Lin Yu responded so simply, and the Lin family's women's army, who were originally lying flat and rotten, went crazy in an instant.

Originally, the Lin family's women's army felt that in this turmoil, Lin Yu kept silent, put on a bad show, and then filmed a good scene silently, in order to soar into the sky and slap his face to prove himself.

If the forest fish wants to do that, they can also understand, how do they know that the forest fish does not intend to fight to the end.

Taishan Beidou in the short story world, the Chu people are crazy to make an appointment to fight in person, and Lin Yu is not cowardly at all, and he will take it when he says it.

The Lin family's women's scouts climaxed in an instant.

In the eyes of the little star, they looked at Lin Yu's short speech, as if they could make up a picture and a sentence in their brains.

Lin Yu immediately waved at the crazy old thief of the Chu people, and scolded, "Come!" ”

A line of words flew overhead.

"I don't know what it means to be young and frivolous, I just know that the winner is king!"

……

"Sisters, calm down, don't take advantage of the victory to chase, dance against the wind, let them speak!"

"Let's let the facts speak for themselves after December!"

“……”

"Hold the grass, 66666!" In the room of a certain house girl in Xiangjiang, a girl who was dubbing instantly made a female perverted voice, "Chu people are crazy, old thief, don't run, eat our Lin family's women's army!" ”

"Good fish, you are so domineering, come and kiss your sister, Ziyu!"

"Harm!" Listening to his overly perverted voice, Xu Hongyu quickly covered his mouth.

"It's broken, it's broken, it's going to be unmarried...

Xu Hongyu directly reposted the news on his personal UP main account of Qinzhou Xiaopo Station.

With the text, "Xiangjiang Taishan Beidou, Chu old thief about to fight the newcomer Lin Yu, the mountain and sea cup to fight life and death!" ”

"I prayed to the gods, and I was the only one who answered me!"

“……”

A few minutes later, one flashed in a bunch of messy comments on Xiao Po Station.

"Forester? Chu people are crazy? Writing short stories? Is it okay to have a short story written part-time by my dog son? ”

"The Chu people's wild forest fish is a kunba, that is, our dog son is busy all day long, otherwise it will be bloody to make a little move."

“……”

Xiangjiang, no rice, no Chu people's crazy personal meal, four million fans!

A big V.

On the other hand, Lin Yu, 300,000, is still the artist's popularity of Infernal Affairs, if there is no this, I don't know if there can be 10,000.

Chu Renmad is still patrolling his personal territory, is it a reply to a lucky audience.

"Ding Dong"

A @ jump.

"@楚人狂, in December, I took it."

？？？

Chu Ren turned around and took a look, and found that it was actually the artist Lin Yu, who had been lying flat and sneering for half a month, and actually replied to him!

And it was clearly said that it was December, the Shanhai Cup, and he took it!

Chu Renfang immediately rubbed his hands, and his heart became hot.

"It's really okay, you can, young people have courage, I haven't had this kind of excitement with an opponent for too long."

He provoked the past before, and he didn't think that this forest fish would respond.

Unexpectedly, he not only responded, but even took it.

Then this is really big news, and there is no step down for either side.

In this battle, there will be a faceless step down!

But Chu Renmad is not worried about himself.

The winner of the Five Realms Mountains and Seas Cup, do you know what gold content is!

I'm afraid that you're a newcomer to provoke, so I'll not mess up, okay!

Chu Ren rolled up his sleeves wildly, excited to the point of enthusiasm, snapped, and responded immediately.

"December, Shanhai Cup, waiting for you to fight, see you or leave!"

“……”

As soon as the news came out, the fans of Chu Renfang's personal meal were completely blown up.

Before, it was just Chu Lao Thief's provocation, which was somewhat bullying, so their fans only mocked the past.

Seeing that people are rotten, no one will talk back, so naturally it will be meaningless.

Clinker, people took it, and Chu people also took it, then this is the real two sides have made it clear that the carriage and horses are ready to fight to the death!

There is always one who will be ruined and have no way out!

The four million fans of Chu Renmania, who were originally silent, were all angry in an instant, and in major social groups, the individual fans of Chu Renmad were also frantically forwarding the news.

In less than an hour, everyone knew about the trouble.

A large number of fans, even not inferior to the amount of the previous Infernal Affairs turmoil, all poured into Lin Yu's personal meal.

Even in the entire short story circle, this news is tantamount to a major earthquake.

The old thief of Chu in the troika is crazy, and he is about to fight the newcomer Lin Yu.

On the Mountain and Sea Cup, fight to the death??

Watching the lively people, it is really an instant.

Chu Renmad is certainly a character who has been famous in the rivers and lakes for a long time, but everyone has also seen that Lin Yu's is also a strong and genius character.

You Chu people are crazy about stepping on others so much, but in exchange for an understatement, in December, I took it.

People are clearly not afraid of whether you are good or not.

You're really not afraid of overturning yourself.

But people in the short story industry only adhere to one concept, and it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

Lin Yu's personal meal was not unexpected, and it was fried again.

“？？？？ If others dare to send it, do you really dare to take it? What about the face? ”

"66666, young and frivolous, I really don't know how the dead word is written, right?"

"Pretending? Who gave you the courage, you tell me? ”

"December, see if we don't smash your face to you."

“……”

(End of chapter)