The one hundred and forty-eighth Heavenly Court was furious

"No way! I have no choice but to do it!" The old man Guan Yun sighed and said: "Lao Tzu, I am the only person in this world who has invented the brewing of wine! I am also a person who is addicted to alcohol! I have been waiting for thousands of years since I was sent to hell! I have not touched a drop of wine for thousands of years. The ruthless gods who control the will of men actually drink the wine I brewed for them in front of me, and refuse to give me a drop of the wine they can't drink. What a cruel thing that is for a man who is addicted to alcohol! At that time, I swore that if one day I had a chance to escape from hell, I would drink all the good wine in the world! I didn't think that fate would treat me well, and a yellow-haired boy who did not know the height of the sky and the thickness of the hell actually broke the curse of hell by mistake! I was fortunate enough to escape from hell and see the light of day again! My wish was finally fulfilled, and I wanted to enjoy the happiness that wine brought me!" Speaking of this, he actually put down the shelf and bowed deeply to Ermao and Zhuzhu to express his gratitude to them! He said: "After I escaped from hell, I searched almost all the wineries in the world, but I didn't expect that the wine made by people nowadays is not called wine at all!"

"What's that!" Ermao couldn't help but wonder.

"At best, it's just a bubble of pee from me!"

"Holy shit!" Ermao was very happy to listen to his story. Anxious to know what would happen to Lu Dao in the future, he asked, "Have you found the kind of good wine you said?"

"Finally one day, I smelled a smell of my urine in that Moutai town!"

"Ahh

"Yes, the Moutai liquor brewed there tastes similar to the urine of my wine when my apprentice Du Kang drank it. It's boring! But I can't help it! When the alcohol addiction comes up, I can only drink a little bit. ”

"Later, talk about later. "Ermao has become addicted to listening to stories.

"Later, I went to Wuliangye, Jiannanchun, and Xinghua Village...... Almost, it smells of cat urine!"

"And how did you get here?"

"After eating and drinking, I came to this place, and I came to this place!

"Yiyuan! the birthplace of the Yihe River!" Ermao replied patiently.

"Ao!" Shangguan Yun said: "I see that the mountains and rivers here are beautiful, but it is a good place for outstanding people." He stopped. ”

"So, when you're thirsty, you go to a nearby hotel to find a drink?"

"Hey, that's the case!" the old man praised Ermao for his cleverness.

"According to what you said, there is no good wine here, how can you drink it!" Ermao asked.

"I can't find any good wine in the world, so I can only drink it, can the fittest survive!" The old man smiled and said: "At the beginning, I found some of the so-called famous wines that you people now, that is, the kind of wine that I urinated on in vain, and I didn't think that people like to drink my pee now! The wine there is all on the counter, but I don't dare to let go of the courage to drink it." ”

"What are you afraid of!" Ermao said, "What is there to fear of you?"

"If I drink too much, it's easy to be noticed, how long can I stay if I do?" So, I came to this hotel. ”

"Is the wine in this hotel okay?"

"Hey!" the old man shook his head and said, "It's all the same!"

"Then what do you think of tonight's wine?" Ermao's eyes flashed with a strange light.

"It tastes pretty much the same. It's just a little stronger, go up!"

"How are you feeling now?"

"Okay!

"Ahh He wouldn't believe that the wine with a lot of sweat medicine couldn't do anything about it! This is amazing! Ermao began to look at him with different eyes. There are even some admirers of others!

"I didn't expect this to be another bizarre and legendary story!" Ermao seemed thoughtful. He asked, "Then why did you go and make wine for Heavenly Court, and why were you sent to hell? You had the honor of making wine for Heavenly Court, which was originally a beautiful thing! How many people can't ask for a good thing, why don't you want to do that?" Ermao had great doubts and curiosity!

"Being able to brew wine for Heavenly Court may be a blessing for some people, but not for me! Shangguan Yun is very sad! There is a bit of anger in his eyes!

"Back then, the fine wine I brewed was fragrant for thousands of miles, and the fragrance emanating from my wine cellar was blown by the wind, and it went straight to the sky, and the so-called gods in heaven smelled the wine, and followed the wine to my house, and they not only drank my wine. They also smashed my winery and tried to forcibly take me to Heaven to make wine for those greedy immortals! Although there is elixir and jade dew in the sky, it does not have the fragrance of wine. His eyes reflected that unbearable time.

The heavens of the heavenly court are different from the heavens of the earth. The sky is bluer, the clouds are whiter! Between the white clouds and the blue sky, you can see auspicious clouds everywhere! Colorful and magnificent! Between the sunshine and the auspicious clouds, in the mist-shrouded virtual realm, the towers and pavilions are splendid. Yushu saffron can be seen everywhere, full of peace and tranquility!

The moon and stars are right in front of you, as if within reach. It seems to be far away in the sky. This phenomenon is so amazing that he is fascinated. He wanted to go there to herd horses and sing, and he wanted to fly freely above the white clouds and blue sky like a god.

However, he was the only one walking on foot in the Heavenly Court. He stopped and didn't leave, twisting and asking the heavenly soldiers to teach him the ability to soar through the clouds and fog, but the heavenly soldiers couldn't resist him, so they had to obey him. He learned to control the clouds and fog, so he got carried away and ran around, almost breaking into the Guanghan Palace by mistake! Fortunately, he was stopped by the heavenly soldiers.

Heaven decreed that he should make fine wine within a month! At that time, he had not been able to drink for many days, and he was half dead from alcohol, and he could not make wine at all. Heavenly court threatened him with death, and he was worried that he couldn't die, so he simply didn't do anything and swore to resist to the death. The gods were afraid that the mud would not make it up to the wall, and that he would be blamed for his death, so they pleaded with the queen mother to get the elixir and jade liquid to save him! The moment he drank the elixir and jade liquid, it immediately refreshed him and lifted his spirits.

He tasted the sweetness, always thinking about the sweetness and benefits of the elixir, and did not think about wine. For this reason, the Heavenly Court was furious and ordered that if he couldn't brew wine within a month, five thunderbolts would be thundered immediately!

Since then, he has no good looks at it, not to mention the elixir and jade liquid, and even what he eats can only eat other people's leftovers. He had finally made the first pot of wine in thirty-three days! He had planned to drink it heartily after brewing it, but he didn't expect that he didn't catch half a drop of wine, and he was beaten by a stinky beating. The reason was that he did not make the wine on time and delayed the construction period.

He was a heavy drinker and could only breathe in a low voice. After several pots of wine came out in a row, he didn't catch half a drop. The most hateful thing is that those heavenly soldiers would rather pour out the wine they can't drink in front of him than give him a drink. For this reason, he hated the Heavenly Soldiers. Rebellion grew in my heart.

You can't drink alcohol for a long time, even if it's a small sip. His lust reached an unprecedented orgasm. Finally, one day, he secretly drank a whole pot of wine while the overseer was not looking. Even he didn't know how he was able to swallow a pot of wine.

The overseer was afraid that the wrath of the heavenly court would affect him, so he didn't dare to speak out about the illegal drinking, but just beat him as a punishment.

After tasting the sweetness, he found opportunities to drink a few pots of wine one after another, resulting in a lack of wine in the heavenly court. Someone was sent to ask the reason, but the supervisor didn't dare to hide it, so he told Shangguan Yun the whole process of stealing the wine.

Heavenly Court was furious, punished the overseer, and sent another person to supervise the work. The new overseers were afraid of punishment and would not dare to neglect their duties. There was no choice but to stay around Shangguan Yun an inch. This made Shangguan Yun very helpless, and when he couldn't steal a drink, he pretended to relieve himself and quietly slipped into the Queen Mother's Heart Cultivation Palace, and there, he was fortunate to find the elixir and jade liquid that had fascinated him! Hungry and thirsty, he drank like a wolf and a tiger, and finally drank up the elixir and jade liquid prepared by the Queen Mother at the peach banquet. When it was over, he put the only small bottle left in his arms.

The theft of the elixir jade liquid is several times more serious than when Sun Monkey stole the peaches. Heavenly Court comprehensively investigates. If he had carefully and quietly thrown away the vial, perhaps no one would have suspected him as a little winemaker. It's just that he is a person who does not keep his duty, and he is still playing with the beautiful bottle after drinking the elixir and jade liquid. As a result, he was reported by the overseer and taken down by the rope bundle. Breaking the rules of heaven should have been punished, but it's okay! Someone, no, there is a god who intercedes for him! (To be continued......