The one hundred and forty-seventh episode of man and devil confrontation

"Boss, don't worry!" Ermao said, "As long as you care about our food and drink, you don't have to worry about other things." ”

"And when are you going to get him?" asked Brother Leopard.

"Don't worry! Eat first!" Ermao said: "Instead of going to him, it is better to wait for the rabbit." ”

"That's a good idea!" Chen Baohua was the first to agree.

"What?" Brother Leopard didn't understand, and said, "What kind of pig to guard, what kind of rabbit to treat?"

"Brother Leopard!" Liu Wenzhu explained: "This is an idiom for the rabbit, which means that you guard a small seedling and wait for the rabbit to eat! ”

"Oh! what does that mean?" Brother Leopard smiled stupidly and said, "This method is very good!"

"Okay!" The boss pinned his hopes on Pig Pig and Ermao, and said happily: "Eat first! Eat! Everything will wait until you eat." ”

The boss took everyone back to the dining hall, where everyone was waiting anxiously, and when they came back, the people they cared about the most were the female employees. The others are just curious.

"Manager!" said a female employee, "can we catch that devil? When she said this, other female employees began to talk about it.

"Don't be afraid, everyone!" In order to reassure the hotel staff, Chen Baohua said: "A drunkard is not a big evil! There are pigs and pigs and Ermao, everyone please rest assured, and you are allowed to hold him at night." Keep you safe!"

Chen Baohua's words made everyone's mood much more stable. The boss arranged for the waiter in the store to go to the supermarket to buy back the wine, and the wine was too tasteless, and everyone ate a mess of cups and plates, and it was dark in a blink of an eye. The crowd left in a deep drunkenness. Above the hall, only Ermao and Pig were left with unkempt faces, lying on the table as if they were drunk .......

No one continued to do their work, the lights in the hall were still on, and the open cellar on the table exuded a strong temptation, refreshing the heart. Makes people smell and stop.

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

It was about twelve o'clock in the evening. Pig Pig and Ermao woke up one after another, each looking at each other, but they couldn't recognize who was who.

"You're drunk, you're a drunk!" Ermao pointed at Piggy and said, "You're a drunk!"

"I'm not drunk! you're a drunk!" Piggy pretended to be a little different.

"Don't accept it, right? Don't you dare to fight with me?" Ermao challenged Piggy.

"What's the point of not daring to punch a fist?"

"Hello brothers, five leaders! Don't drink if you lose your fist!"

"No!" Ermao shook his head and said, "It's not the brothers, it's the grandfathers! ”

"Hello brothers! Five leaders! I'll draw my fists, you drink!"

"The two of you are good! Eight Immortals! If you lose your fist, I will eat meat" The two of them made a nondescript mess of punches, attracting a hunchbacked old man, and the drunkard Shangguan Yun quietly appeared. Come to the front. I watched them punch like monkeys. I forgot who I was.

"Santaoyuan, Manyuan Spring! The two are affectionate and kissing!" Ermao pointed to the pig and said, "You lost, drink and drink!"

"I don't drink, I tell who wins who drinks. "Piggy started to play tricks.

"Hey, hey, fun, fun!" Shangguan Yun looked at the two of them and felt funny and funny, and danced happily.

"Who are you?" Ermao pretended to see him.

"I'm here to drink," Shangguan Yun said, "If he doesn't drink, I'd better drink for him!"

"You, you drink for him?" Ermao pretended to question.

"Yes, yes, I'll drink for him, and I'll drink for you if you make a fist!" It can be seen that the old man has already salivated.

"That's good!" Ermao said: "We will fight fists, no matter who loses or wins, you have to drink for us." Okay, no?"

"Okay, okay, that's a good feeling!" Shangguan Yun was very happy, and took a drink from his wine glass.

"Brothers, dear! Hello two masters! Go out and pick up a big ingot! You lost again. Ermao pointed at Shangguan Yun and said, "Call the brothers and sisters to give three fingers, you lose, tell him to drink!"

"I'll drink! I'll drink!" Shangguan Yun did not refuse. Drink as much as you want. Kung Fu for a while. Several large jars of wine have already been eaten.

"The two of you are so close, kiss and kiss, drink a glass of wine and watch your heart! I lost again, you drink!" Ermao poured it for him again.

"No," said the old man, "this wine is so powerful that I can't afford to drink it." ”

"You don't have to spend money. What can't you afford to drink? Drink! This is the best seven days of drunkness!

"I'm drunk! I'm leaving, this wine is so strong!" Shangguan Yun, who was full of drunkenness, staggered to his feet to leave.

"Do you think you're still walking?" Ermao grabbed his hand.

"Hey, don't stop me, I'm drunk!" Shangguan Yun raised his hand and pushed the hand that was holding his hand out. Keep walking.

"Ahh Competitive and striding up, "Bang" grabbed his arm again.

"What are you doing?" Shangguan Yun's face was drunk, and his sleepy-eyed eyes were dull. casually retracted the grabbed hand, and then pulled the hand out of Ermao's palm again. Ermao felt that his hand was slipperier than a loach. He felt that he was extraordinary.

The pig who was watching the battle from the sidelines watched coldly and did not say a word.

"Shangguan Yun!" Seeing that Shangguan Yun was about to walk out of the gate, Ermao shouted and flew to block the way.

"You're so interesting!" Shangguan Yun's fingers were full of wine, and the spittle came to his face, and the unpleasant smell almost smoked Ermao.

"Go!" Ermao covered his nose and twisted his face to the side, scolding: "Old thing! Stinks to death! How many years have you not brushed your teeth?

"Ha Lu Ha, Ha Lu Ha!" Shangguan Yun stammered: "You, you don't let people go even if you get everyone drunk! You still suspect other people's mouths and bad mouths! To tell you the truth, the old man has not brushed his teeth or rinsed me for thousands of years!" He seemed to have no idea that a catastrophe was about to come. Have fun in the loud noise.

"Shangguan Yun, stop pretending!" Ermao said loudly: "Show your true colors!"

"Who are you? Who do you call me?" Shangguan Yun was so cute that it was hard to believe that he was a big devil who had escaped from hell.

"Shangguan Yun!" Ermao said in a loud voice: "You are the big devil who escaped from hell, Guan Yun! Do you still dare to deny it?"

"You kid is so funny!" Shangguan Yun shook his head and said, "No, no, no!"

"What's wrong?" Ermao looked at him.

"Boy, I'm your grandfather!" Shangguan Yun pointed to Ermao's nose and laughed.

"Shangguan Yun!" Ermao was furious! First, because he had escaped by him both times, and his face couldn't get over it. The second reason is that he is so disrespectful that he has become a grandfather! He also does not treat himself as a dish. He was about to get angry, but suddenly found that Shangguan Yun's eyes were shining, cold as lightning!

Ermao was taken aback! I didn't expect this old drunkard to seem to be a different person!

"Boy!" Shangguan Yun suddenly stepped forward and pointed at Ermao's nose and said, "Do you think you are very smart?

"Old thing, what do you know?" Ermao was puzzled.

"Actually, I already knew that you two had set a trap and waited for me here!" Shangguan Yun was calm, and he didn't see the slightest panic!

"Do you know why you dare to come here?" asked Ermao. (To be continued......)