Pretty woman
Everyone is excited and excited about their upcoming college life with a "virgin".
Chen Anchao is no exception, and even more so.
Chen Anchao is an orphan who was raised in an orphanage since he was a child.
I remember wandering at the school gate back then, looking at the moving and beautiful senior sisters and sisters coming and going, and her slim posture was as impatient as a shell man meeting a piece of poop.
So his first life goal began to be planned:
1. In the first year, strive to soak a mm.
2. In the second year, be sure to soak a beautiful mm.
3. In the third year, you must soak a mm that you like and like yourself.
4. To be determined.
A person, you shouldn't be afraid of anything, you are afraid that you have no goal, this is what Chen Anchao said to his buddy. When he said this, he was in the school dormitory, and An Xiyou was CS at the time, and he didn't even twist his head to say two words: "Truth." β
Chen Anchao, who was about to continue to talk eloquently, was about to tell An Xi about his original life goal Sometimes, he suddenly heard An Xi slamming the keyboard with his hand, and then scolded: "you, don't you know how to play, smoke and throw a few shots, what a stupid must, grass." β
Chen Anchao looked at Zhang Chong with an expression as if someone had killed his whole family, and without saying a word, he forcibly held back the life plan he blurted out.
These four words will never come out of the mouth of a student, just as the words I don't like money will never come out of my mouth.
In the blink of an eye, half a year has passed in college.
"An Xiyou, what are you doing?" I only heard Chen Anchao's voice come in.
An Xiyou, who continued to bury his head in the same concentration as Edison studied the light bulb back then, blurted out: "Killing." β
"Stop playing, isn't it fun for a little person to jump around on that screen all day? If you have the ability to really join our great hero's People's Liberation Army, you can fight with that Yankee with real guns and ammunition. Chen Anchao walked in and said.
An Xiyou slowly turned his head, with a thief face that was disgusting and disgusting, and said with a smile: "Makes sense." β
"I said you went out for a drink?" Chen Anchao had already stood up and patted the wrinkled clothes on his body with his hand and said.
An Xi had a thief laughing and looked at Chen Anchao and said evilly: "You please?" β
"Let's go, grass."
The two talked and laughed and went to Wang Da Fatty's restaurant.
Wang Da Fat is a fat man, this is a bit wordy, but it is a fact, the meat on his body, according to Chen Anchao, must be a pig that has been raised for a year.
The small restaurant opened by Wang Da Fat is near the school, and due to the overcrowding, there is still some oil and water.
Chen Anchao and An Xiyou had already arrived at the door of the small restaurant at this time.
"You kid brought me here?" An Xi said reluctantly to this small restaurant.
Chen Anchao turned his head and threw him a murderous look: "Brother, it's the money I spent, otherwise, if you spend money to invite me here, I won't let go of a fart, okay?"
An Xi was holding his breath in his heart, but he smiled and said: "Forget it, whoever invites is not the same, our brothers are still polite, go, go, a small restaurant is also a restaurant, and they all ask for money, do you say?" After saying that, he walked in first, as if he was afraid that the guy behind him would change his mind.
Wang Fatzi is always the first to receive guests, and at this moment, he walked out of the store with a chubby belly, and still had that profiteer-like smile on his face: "Come here?." β
Chen Anchao and An Xiyou turned their heads together to look at the sweaty fat man in front of them and said, "Fat people are afraid of heat, right?" Are you hot? After speaking, he looked at the fat man's sweat.
Zhang Fatzi smiled: "It's hot, who isn't hot this day." After speaking, he took out the handkerchief in his pocket and wiped it with sweat on his face.
I saw a bead of sweat the size of a bean slowly flowing down from the fat man's stomach, slowly, slowly, and into the crotch of his pants.
Chen Anchao and An Xi didn't say another word, the two of them asked for two side dishes, ordered a few bottles of beer, and ate them.
"Ah Chao, in fact, I think that Li Tingting is not bad, if her small figure is convex, she will be convex and concave, or I will chase her if I see you, I dare to guarantee that she is definitely still a virgin. And I heard that the girl's family is very rich." An Xiyou on the side began to talk about a compulsory subject for every college student.
I saw Chen Anchao on the side take a sip of beer: "Pretty is beautiful, but that woman is like a fairy, and it is difficult to do it if she doesn't eat fireworks in the world." β
An Xiyou also took a sip: "Either it's Donna, Donna is not bad, the little melon seed face, how pure." β
Chen Anchao said slowly: "That woman is not good, she looks too naΓ―ve." β
"Fuck, don't you make it look like the emperor chooses a concubine? As if no one is chasing? An Xiyou scolded.
I only heard Chen Anchao say: "Didn't I have to find the right point first, and then I could attack them in a big way and take them down in one fell swoop." β
"You've been looking for half a year, isn't there a school that doesn't have a law in your eyes? Could it be that he knew that he couldn't chase it, so he simply didn't chase it? An Xiyou said with an evil smile on the side.
", my brother has been working hard in the love field for so many years, if you don't talk about love, how many little girls can still be uneven?" Chen Anchao bragged about the smell of wine.
"Haha, yes, yes, blame me, blame me, I forgot that you were alone with three girls, didn't you go to kindergarten?" An Xiyou said with a laugh.
"Fuck you." Chen Anchao scolded.
"Hey, you say, who am I chasing?" I only heard Chen Anchao look at An Xiyou, who was only drinking on the side, and said with a serious face on his face.
"Who are you chasing, how do I know?"
"Don't people say that the authorities are obsessed with bystanders, but you can tell me, which one of my classes is better, it is best to make her swoon in three or five days, and let her make a promise in seven or eight days." Chen Anchao continued
"Well, it's a little hard." An Xiyou said with a forced smile.
"I'm not handsome enough?" Chen Anchao worked hard to pose a poss.
"Haha, do you want me to tell the truth or lie?" An Xiyou drank and almost spit out the sip of beer he had just poured into his mouth.
"Falsehood."
"Actually, I also think that Donna is pretty good, no matter how you look at it, she looks like my sister." Chen Anchao said in contemplation with chopsticks.
"Sister and brother love are popular now, and brother and sister love are also popular, are you afraid of a bird, just take care of her?"
Chen Anchao pondered for a while, and two words came out: "Yes." β
"Cheng, it's decided, the target has been decided, just wait for my brother to lay out the network and let her sit still. Hehe. The two of them had a meal from more than 5 o'clock in the afternoon to more than 10 o'clock in the evening, and drank fourteen bottles of beer and four side dishes in the middle.
When I came out, the whole street was at its most lively.
They say that it is not popular to go out now, only night tours.
This is true.
I only listened to the sound of uplifting music from time to time, and a couple of lovers hugged each other on the street, but I couldn't envy the two drunken guys.
"Damn, I'm going to have to end my single life within a month." Chen Anchao shouted after an alcohol attack.
The pedestrians on the road were stunned, looking at these two drunks like monkeys turning over in a zoo.
Chen Anchao and An Xiyou were both sitting on the ground, and at this time, they saw many people surrounding them as if they were watching monkeys.
Suddenly, Chen Anchao scolded the people around him and said, "Damn, what do you see, and then watch Lao Tzu beat you." β
The passers-by on one side didn't want to quarrel with this drunken man, and dispersed one after another.
I only heard Chen Anchao turn his head with a drunken face and ask, "Fine ,... Is there a police here? β
An Xiyou, who was faint on the ground, snorted: "No." β
Chen Anchao shook his unconscious head and then said, "There is... Policeman, Lao Tzu beat up the policeman too. β
Wow, An Xiyou spit on the ground.
"I... I.. I can't do it, I'm going back to sleep. An Xiyou struggled to get up and walked crookedly in the direction of the school.
"Drink more?" Chen An, who was behind him, shouted.
An Xiyou, who was in the distance, waved his hand and walked away crookedly.
"Your little drink." Chen Anchao muttered to himself and slowly got up, walking towards the brilliant black.
In the middle, he sold two more cans of beer, and walked around alone, and before he knew it, it was past 12 o'clock.
The pedestrians on the road are gradually gone, and most of the small shops on the street are closed, except for the dim street lamps that still emit a little light.
Chen Anchao was still a little sober in his head, but after the night breeze blew, and he drank two more cans of beer, he was completely dizzy at this time, and he walked like a northeastern aunt twisting Yangge.
All you can see on the street is a crooked guy with a mouth full of gibberish.
Suddenly, I heard him kick something under his feet, and I heard a crisp sound, which was louder and clearer in the silence of the street.
Chen Anchao's drunken head, who was still talking to himself, seemed to hear the noise, slowly played with his body, and slowly touched the ground with his hands.
"Oh, no, how are they women's feet?"
Chen Anchao, who was drunk and hazy, slammed his head and woke up for a second, yes, it's a woman.
He slowly raised his drunken and unconscious face and looked at the figure of a woman standing inexplicably in front of him.
I chuckled in my heart. What a woman. Pretty woman.
The dim streetlamp made it impossible to see the woman's face, only her long hair shawl, her light hair blowing slowly in the night breeze.
"Beauty?"
This is the first sentence that Chen Anchao usually accosted a girl, even if he drinks to death, these are these two words.
The woman in the night did not speak, but just stood there motionless.
"Can you see me?" Suddenly, the woman's faint voice came from the other side, as if she was particularly surprised.
The dizzy Chen Anchao looked at the woman in front of him, his eyes seemed to be painted with "good brothers", he really couldn't open them, and said, "I... I.. I'm again.. Not drunk.. How can I not see you? β
The strange woman standing opposite didn't say a word, just stood quietly in the night.
Although Chen Anchao was drunk, he didn't faint after all, which shows that he is still a little conscious, and the strange woman in front of him. From his many years of attention and understanding of female friends, he dared to take his head to assure that the woman in front of him must be a beauty, but unfortunately his head is really not angry, the more he wants to see clearly, the more confused his eyes are, fortunately, his mouth can still move.
I saw him slowly stand up, but the crooked slope of his two legs couldn't stand the admiration, which was comparable to that of a yoga master.
"Beautiful... Beauty, so.. It's so late, why is it alone? The drunk Chen Anchao spit out a sentence.
The woman remained motionless that night, and after a while, a faint female voice came: "I have nowhere to go." β
Her voice sounded like she was crying and laughing, but for some reason, it sounded a little creepy.
It's a pity that Chen Anchao, who was drunk, didn't feel it at all.
"It's... Really?.. How could it be.. Nowhere to go? Chen Anchao tilted his head, and his eyes almost closed.
The woman's voice in the night wind came again: "No one wants me. β
"Both... All blind... Got it? The drunken Chen Anchao said.
The woman in the night remained motionless and did not say a word.
"You... You... You.. Know me? Chen Anchao's head was almost on the ground.
The woman in the night said faintly, "No." β
"I... I... Call.. Old... An Chao. At Polytechnic University, I am a freshman this year. "He sells himself like a salesman selling cosmetics.
There was no echo in the silent night.
"To... Want... Or you're just... Follow... I... Right..."Chen Anchao, who was so drunk that he didn't even know what to say, said to the woman in front of him who couldn't even see her face clearly in the night.
"You raise me?" The woman's voice finally sounded a little loud in the night.
Chen Anchao, who had already fallen to the ground with his whole body on the side, muttered: "Well, raise you." β
Suddenly there was a string of silver bells of laughter from the woman, and the laughter echoed through the night and echoed through the empty street.
"Do you know who I am?" Once again, the woman's voice came in the darkness of the night.
Chen Anchao said vaguely: "Know... Road. β
"Who am I?"
"Beautiful... Woman. After saying these two words, he fell to the ground completely.
The woman's silver bell-like smile rang again, and in the dark night, only the woman was heard to say, "I am a ghost." β