Nothing is illusory for a drunk person unless you are not drunk.

Of course, Chen Anchao was really drunk yesterday, and he did feel that he was dreaming about everything yesterday except remembering to drink with An Xiyou.

He even remembered that he had met a woman in a dream, but what had he done with her? I said something, but I can't remember anything.

The shortcomings of dreaming are here, often when you think hard but you can't think of anything, so Chen Anchao only feels that he is having a spring dream.

Chen Anchao, who woke up the next day, slowly walked towards the classroom with a head twice as heavy as before.

In the past, those beautiful mm who wore short skirts had no time to look at it at this time, because headaches are real pains, which is the truth summarized by Chen Anchao.

When I got to the classroom, my friends and classmates were still there, talking what should be said, chatting what should be chatting, and of course, studying. It's just that it's like a goose passing by the voice, and there are very few.

"Chen Erjin, here?" A boy sitting on a desk with a flat head greeted Chen Anchao who had just entered the classroom and said with a smile.

There is also An Xiyou who is also lying on the table at the moment, presumably he drank too much yesterday, and he doesn't look very good today.

"Ah Chao, I heard that you drank too much last night?" Qin Pei, who was wearing an eye and pretending to be Sven on the side, also laughed.

Chen Anchao ignored them and walked straight to his seat, rubbed his head with his hand, which was still a little headache at the moment, turned around and said: "Dude is old, and the hero is not as brave as he was back then, no, no." ”

Several people laughed together.

"Fart, I heard An Xiyou say that you drank 3 bottles of wine yesterday and fell down."

Li Jian, who was carrying a flat head, said as he hit An Xiyou, who was lying on his stomach.

"Ann, huh? This kid brags about his weight of two pounds? ”

"Believe it or not, brother doesn't argue with you, brother wants to rest." After Chen Anchao finished speaking, he suddenly lay on the table, like a dead pig and ignored them again.

A couple of guys laughed behind that.

At this moment, no one noticed sitting in the front row, one hair was gently pulled up, and a natural melon seed little face wrinkled slightly, and then he looked down at the heavy textbook in front of him.

Chen Anchao, who was lying on the desk, didn't know what was going on at this time, it was extremely uncomfortable to lie on his stomach, as if someone around him was looking at him with his eyes open, he raised his head and looked at the classroom, the students were still playing and sleeping, no one was looking at him at all, he couldn't help but wonder a little, and then climbed back again.

The first two classes were self-study, and in the third class, the head teacher Li Si came.

Li Si has always been recognized by his classmates as the most shameless pervert, because it is said that Li Si was almost expelled in the previous years because of his relationship with students, fortunately, this heir has a solid family background, and God gave him a mouth that he can say, so the matter of the year is over, but this guy has no repentance at all, but still goes alone, but there is a style, the flower thief Tian Boguang.

School girl Li Tingting has been harassed many times.

Li Si wears glasses, and in the words of Wen Ji, he is Sven's beast.

At this moment, he still has the eyes that are forever fascinated and he is sitting in the front row, and the most beautiful Li Tingting glanced at the girl, Li Tingting is wearing a pink T-shirt today, a pair of charming little white rabbits bulging, and below is a pair of black skinny jeans, wrapped around two delicate and elastic legs, her pair of slender white hands are holding a beautiful mess of exquisite face, indifferent to the lustful gaze of the beast, like a goddess on an iceberg.

When the whole class saw Li Si coming, they all hurriedly said goodbye to Zhou Xuan, and looked at Li Si with a half-awake attitude.

"Sleeping again?" Li Si muttered.

"Students, now is not the time to sleep, life is rare for a hundred years, except for the time to sleep, the time to open your eyes will last for 50 years, if you add a lunch break, a night break, and 10 years less, that is to say, you live to open your eyes for only 40 years, if these 40 years, you are sleepy, sleep in class, nap when listening to lectures....It will be another 10 years less, in total, that is, 30 years you are really living in this world, classmates, you say, are you willing to live only 30 years?" Li Si is worthy of being a top student in the Chinese Department that year, and his eloquence is absolutely first-class.

I heard all the students answer in unison, "No." ”

Li Si believes in his eloquence, just as Chen Anchao believes that one day he will definitely find a beautiful woman. At this moment, with a triumphant smile, he said, "Then the classmates are still willing to sleep?" ”

All the students said in unison, "Yes." ”

Li Si couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then shook his little head with glasses and sighed: "Hey, you guys, you are really unteachable." ”

The classroom burst into laughter.

"Students, don't laugh, I can laugh at me, but if it's you who laughs at yourself, then you're belittling your dignity." This guy is really very smart, and he immediately saw the wind.

No matter how stupid a group of people are, they will not laugh at themselves, so they all shut up, although they have a grudge against this guy in their hearts, but they have to admire this guy's eloquence after all.

"Dear homeroom teacher, if I don't remember correctly, this class seems to be self-study? How did you succumb here? Yang Mei said with a big mouth.

Although Yang Mei's name is beautiful, she really doesn't dare to compliment her, her mouth is as big as the Vic Bull Demon King, and her nose is even more abstract, and her classmates say that if she was born 20 years early, when she was filming Journey to the West, the monster didn't need to wear makeup, and she would be hit directly.

I saw Li Si slowly turn his head and smile faintly at Yang Mei, Yang Mei suddenly felt a little excited, as if she felt that the guy was discharging with her, it is estimated that if it wasn't for the classroom, she would definitely scratch her head and make a pose.

Although this man was lustful, he was not blind, so he turned his head sharply back to the others and said, "There is a cause and there must be an effect, and since I did not want to come, I came, and there must be a reason why I came." ”

The classroom was booed.

"Master class teacher, please, we all admire your eloquence and are convinced, please don't say such profound words again, otherwise we will have to take the dictionary." The following classmates coaxed and said.

Li Si was embarrassed and blushed a little, but it was only a matter of moments.

"Yes, yes."

"Students, I came here today to tell you the results of the last free proposition essay contest held by the whole school." I just heard Li Si say with a smile.

There was immediately a boo in the classroom, and everyone sat down in their seats like deflated balls.

It turns out that the last time the school held this free proposition writing competition in order to improve the students' writing level, the essay can be a novel, essay, essay, poetry, ,..... to put it bluntly, as long as it is written Chinese words, of course, it depends on the judges.

And this guy Li Si is one of them.

I only heard Yang Mei be the first to scream, and the degree of grin was beyond the imagination of normal people, "There are people in our class who have not won awards in this competition?" ”

Although the whole class doesn't care about this kind of literary competition, everyone has a little vanity in their hearts. They all looked at Li Si with a pair of eyes open.

That Li Si smiled slightly, like a big bad wolf meeting a little white rabbit.

"Shall we class?" This guy will really whet people's appetites, and he suffocated back halfway through the words.

"How's it going?" Some people couldn't help but ask.

"Yes!" Li Si said it with a glorious smile on his face, after all, he is the leader of this class, and there is a saying that it is not impossible for a snake to have no head.

"Wow."

I heard Li Si say loudly again: "Not only did our class win the award, but also won the first place in our class." ”

There was a burst of surprise in the classroom, and I thought to myself, whose writing is so good? I don't see it either. Could it be that this guy Li Si wrote an article by himself and won an award to show off here?

"Who?" Yang Mei was the first to ask.

The students also looked at the head teacher's mouth with wide eyes, hoping to see this talent.

"Hey, wake up, my grass, don't sleep, the beast (head teacher Li Si) is here, are you still sleeping?"

Li Jianyi on the side hit Chen Anchao, who was still lying on the table, said.

Chen Anchao slowly raised his head and glanced at Li Si on the podium: "It's my business." Then he went back to his old job and continued to lie on his desk.

Li Jian didn't pay attention to him anymore, but looked at the head teacher's mouth with wide eyes with others.

I only heard Li Si say slowly: "This student in our class only used nearly 60 words to win the first place in the whole school. ”

"Huh? So amazing? "The students were not only amazed.

"Who?" Let's ask together.

Even Li Tingting, who has always been known as an ice and snow beauty, looked at the guy's mouth with a pair of autumn-like eyes, waiting for the guy to tell this person.

"Xiaoting, isn't it you? In our class, besides your literary talent, who else can compare to you? Yang Yan, who was at the same table, looked at Li Tingting, who was pillowing her chin with a pair of thin hands as white as jade onions.

Li Tingting shook her head gently, she knew that what the guy was talking about was not her, because she was writing a modern poem, but the number of words was definitely not less than 60 words, at least a few hundred words, at this moment, a pair of willow eyebrows frowned slightly, looking at the guy.

I just heard that guy finally say it.

"Chen Anchao."

Yes?

The class was as surprised to hear Chen's name as they were to hear that they loved peace the most.

"Hey, hey, call you, grass, still sleeping?" Li Jian finally couldn't help but smash his fist towards Chen Anchao.

Chen Anchao slowly got up from the table, rubbed his eyes, and couldn't help but be stunned, only to see that all the people in the class were looking at him like monsters, but he was startled.

"I... What's wrong with me? Why are you looking at me like that? Chen Anchao was stunned.

"Silly X, you won the prize, and you won the first place." Li Jian, who was on the side, looked at this half-awake guy and said in disbelief.

"What?"

Yang Hua seemed to be even more surprised than everyone else when they heard his name.

"I won the prize? What awards? Chen Anchao was confused.

"Last school-wide freelance essay contest." Li Jian reminded.

"Nonsense, I slept last time when I was writing an essay, and the number of words I wrote was less than a hundred, and I still won the award? Count backwards, right? Chen Anchao not only wondered.

Li Si, who only heard it above, laughed.

"Look, that's a geek." Li Si said with a smile.

Chen Anchao saw the beast standing on the podium, not only was he stunned, he said so, did he really win the award?

Fuck me! It's so unexpected.

I only heard Li Jian ask with a smile: "What did you write?" 60 words can win a prize? I've written more than 600 of them. ”

Chen Anchao touched his head, thought about it, and said: "I seem to remember that when I was sleeping and dreaming, I suddenly dreamed that I was deaf, so I wrote "I am deaf". ”

"What?" There was an exclamation in the class.

"Okay, okay, students, let me read the 60-word article of Chen Anchao, the first prize winner in our school, to everyone, and you should also study hard."

The people on one side were stunned, and the beautiful Li Tingting, who was sitting in the front, not only turned her head to look at this boy who she had never paid much attention to, it can be said that she had not paid attention to the boys in the class, and when she saw Chen Anchao at this moment, she was also shocked in her heart, this boy is quite handsome, but...

In the second row of the classroom, a girl with a small face of melon seeds looked at Chen An with a pair of innocent little faces, and couldn't help but smile. Donna.

I only heard the guy cough twice and clear his throat, and said, "The name of the title is "I'm Deaf"."

I'm deaf,

I'm really deaf,

I've spent two years, five months and 41 days in a silent world,

Now I suddenly found out,

In fact, no matter how good the eye is, it is not an ear.

After reading it, the guy looked at the whole class who were stunned with satisfaction, and then the whole class burst into laughter.

Chen Anchao blushed suddenly, and the author now swears to the 21-inch display in front of him Chen Anchao blushed this time absolutely, unexpectedly.

"I'm rubbing, you're too talented?" Li Jian laughed and said to Chen Anchao on the side.

Chen Anchao looked at the laughter of the class and was not only a little annoyed: "Are you praising me?" Or is it hurting me? ”

"Praise, praise."

The whole class said.

Li Tingting on the side also chuckled, although she felt that Chen Anchao's 60 words were indeed a little... But if you think about it carefully, it really seems that there is some truth in it, which will not only look at Chen Anchao twice.

And Chen Anchao felt that he had won the award this time as if he had been punished, although this award came inexplicably, and he didn't even expect it, could it be his luck? Could it be that next time, there may be a beautiful woman who will take the initiative to give her a hug?

When everyone was happy, they didn't find a lost figure, Yang Mei.

It turned out that this guy heard that the school finally held this self-owned plaintext competition, and secretly thought that although he was not outstanding, intellectual beauty was more of a kind of beauty, so he stayed up all night for a whole week, and wrote a lyrical novel of tens of thousands of words.

Who knew that this time he was defeated by someone else's 60-word article, he was really angry, and not only vented all his resentment on the judges, but also secretly cursed the judges for having no vision, and cursed the eighteenth generation ancestors of his family.