Chapter 033: Han Dynasty Jade Pendant [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
This shout made Wu Song look sideways slightly:
"Who's making a fuss outside?"
Li Yu walked out with a smile:
"Lu Bu, the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian, like you, also came to the modern society unintentionally."
Hearing this name, Wu Song's face once again showed a surprised expression.
Obviously, today's impact on him is worse than pouring two bottles of two pots in a row.
When he came to the yard, Lu Bu happened to drive in from the gate with the electric five-wheeler, and when he saw Li Yu, he pressed the horn on the handlebar very coquettishly.
After pressing it, he laughed, and Li Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
Mentally handicapped children have a lot of fun ......
Compared with the sunny and cheerful boy Lu Bu, Wu Song is a little uncomfortable.
He was surprised when the electric five wheels came in, and when Lu Bu pressed the horn, he was even more nervous to hold the waist knife:
"This ...... What is it? ”
Lu Bu laughed and said like a commentator:
"This is an electric five-wheeler, which is an upgraded version of the electric three-wheeler...... Huh? Who are you? ”
Wu Song was curious, but he was still very polite, he clasped his hands into fists and said:
"In Xia Wusong, meet Lu Wenhou!"
Lu Bu looked Wu Song's outfit up and down:
"You know me? Are you from the same era as Brother Li Xian? ”
"It's not from here, it's from the Song Dynasty."
Lu Bu got out of the car and looked at Li Yu with interest:
"The Song Dynasty is the dynasty in which the emperor was taken away and caused the greatest humiliation in thousands of years?"
After a few meals before, Li Yu simply gave him a science about the dynasties after the Han Dynasty, among which Jing Kang of the Song Dynasty made Lu Wenhou so angry that he almost dropped the dishes and chopsticks.
It is a great shame to be so weak that even the emperor has been taken captive!
Wu Song's face was a little unbearable:
"When I go back this time, I will go to join the army and personally stop the Jin people from going south."
Li Yu did not advise him to do this:
"Erlang, the collapse of the imperial court is top-down, and you alone are weak and can't stop it at all."
At this time, Wu Song was at the peak of his life, and he was still a public official, and his mind was full of loyal and patriotic thoughts, and he couldn't listen to persuasion at all.
Li Yu wanted to say a few more words, but he thought that there was still a piece of cabbage waiting to be picked up in the backyard, and he didn't have time to discuss the historical process now.
He said to Lu Bu:
"Brother, drive the car to the backyard, there are cabbages prepared for you, try to transport them away tonight, there should be them the day after tomorrow, these cabbages are well preserved, it should be enough for you to eat for a while."
Then he greeted Wu Song again:
"If Erlang is not in a hurry to go back, let's help load the car together."
Although Wudu had a bunch of question marks in his mind, when he heard that he needed help, he immediately agreed:
"Dare to disobey!"
When he came to the backyard, Lu Bu looked at the cabbage all over the ground and was surprised:
"There are a lot of cabbages, and the virtuous brother is bothered."
Without saying a word, he bent down to pick up the cabbage on the ground and loaded it into the car.
Wu Song picked up a cabbage and sniffed it, and pinched it with his hand, curious about what this round vegetable was.
When the three of them loaded the car, Brother Dao came to the backyard with high spirits, first walked around and patrolled, and then pulled on the land at the gate of the backyard, squatted down, and quietly watched the two-legged beasts work.
If it weren't for Lu Bu and Wu Song, Li Yu really wanted to wrap his arms around this guy's neck and train him:
"Last time, I brought Lu Bu over to fight with the thugs, and this time I dragged Wu Song out to pick up cabbage, do you use heroes like this?"
But whether it should be said or not, with Wu Song's hand, the speed of picking up cabbage is much faster.
Soon, the carriages were full.
Lu Bu drove the electric five-wheeler to the back door, and suddenly said:
"Brother Xian, it seems that my brother can go back from here, and it will save a lot of time."
Well?
What does this mean?
As soon as Li Yu was about to ask, he saw Lu Bu disappear at the back door with the car.
This......
Wu Song also looked at this scene blankly:
"The first few times I went back, was it the same?"
"Yes, that's the case, I haven't figured out what the specific principle is."
Li Yu only felt that it had something to do with Brother Dao, but how did this guy operate, he was completely blinded.
What an enigmatic dog.
Taking advantage of Lu Bu's efforts to unload the car when he returned to the Three Kingdoms World, Li Yu pulled the temporary emergency wire of the homestay, planning to charge the electric five-wheel charger when the car was loaded later.
The home solar charging system purchased online is still on the way, and the Three Kingdoms World is not yet able to charge the car, so it is necessary to fully charge it here.
Wu Song looked at Li Yu's operation, wanted to ask, but didn't know where to start, everything here was far beyond his cognition.
"Erlang, have you eaten?"
Li Yu wanted to tell Wu Song about the follow-up plot, but it was too blunt to talk about it like this, so let's talk about it at the dinner table.
Anyway, it was midnight after the cabbage was finished, so I had to invite them to a supper.
Wu Song is also sincere:
"The meal I ate at the county government in the evening is not too hungry now."
I'm not too hungry, so I can still eat some?
Li Yu returned to the kitchen, replaced the cauldron, took out two pieces of pork belly from the refrigerator, about seven or eight catties, blanched the water, and stewed with sauerkraut.
Large bones and other meats are frozen hard and do not thaw easily in a short period of time.
You can only choose the pork belly in a chilled state, stew it with sauerkraut, and wait for a meal of sauerkraut and white meat pot after finishing the work, which is delicious.
After stewing the meat, he walked into the backyard with the boiled beef, and Lu Bu had already returned.
There were more people helping to unload the truck over there, and the cart of cabbage was quickly moved clean, and even the vegetable leaves under the car were not spared.
Li Yu put the meat in front of Brother Dao, charged the car again, looked at Lu Bu and asked:
"Have you got your Dutinghou?"
"Not yet, but the decree has been drafted, and the edict should be announced in the next two days."
There is a sentence about this plot in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which can be said to be a passing touch.
But now, a long time has passed since Ding Yuan drank and died drunk, and Lu Bu has also made a lot of things on the Three Kingdoms side, and has also found Jia Xu as a military advisor.
Time doesn't seem to flow much faster than in the real world.
On the contrary, it is the Water Margin world where Wu Song is located, the first time he came to eat, he hadn't passed Jingyanggang yet, but the last time he came, he had already fast-forwarded to Uncle Jinlian Xi.
In reality, it took less than ten days, but two months passed in the book.
Next, it's the plot of Wu Song going to Tokyo to help the county order give gifts, and I have to talk to him later, to see if I can change the fate of Wu Dalang's killing.
If it can't be changed, it means that there is indeed some kind of rule in the world of fiction.
At the same time, it can also prove that Ding Yuan did not die of drunkenness, but died of the power of rules.
As for why the two books have different time flows, Li Yu doesn't understand at all.
This kind of thing has long been beyond the scope of earth science, not to mention his little undergraduate, even if Einstein is here, he has to scratch his head.
Soon, the second cart of Chinese cabbage was also loaded.
李裕 says:
"There is sauerkraut and white meat stewed in the pot, and we will have a good meal when we are busy later."
When Lu Bu heard this, he was so excited that he couldn't speak:
"Okay, okay, I'm hungry for sauerkraut and white meat pot...... Brother Wu Songxian, you haven't eaten it yet, have you? Eat more later, it's absolutely delicious! ”
After saying that, he drove the electric five-wheeler and disappeared from the backyard door.
Wu Song turned his face to look at Li Yu and asked:
"I know white meat, but what is sauerkraut?"
"It's this cabbage pickled, it's crispy and sour when pickled, especially appetizing...... I have a box of finished sauerkraut in my kitchen, and I will take it back when Erlang leaves and give your brother a taste. ”
He didn't mention Pan Jinlian, worried that it would irritate Wu Erlang.
"Thank you, little brother!"
"Don't be so polite, my name is Li Yu, you can call me by name."
Soon, Lu Bu, who was thinking about the sauerkraut white meat pot, came back.
As soon as he appeared, he shouted:
"Brother Xian, make more sauerkraut and white meat, Mr. Wenhe also wants to taste it."
"Wenhe? But Jia Xu Jia Wenhe? ”
Wu Song was a little surprised, he had read the books of the Three Kingdoms and heard the storytellers in the wine shop talk about it, but he had never heard that Lu Bu and Jia Xu had intersected.
Lu Bu proudly swaggered:
"Brother Li Yuxian saw that I had no one to give advice, so he specially recommended Mr. Wenhe, and now he is my military advisor, responsible for all matters in the camp."
Can it change the established history?
Wu Song was shocked, and he had a little more respect for Li Yu in his heart.
Li Yu was worried that seven or eight catties of pork belly would not be enough to eat, so he returned to the kitchen and put a few catties into the pot.
The three of them were busy until more than eleven o'clock, and then they transported the cabbage, and the rest was about one or two hundred catties, enough to make sauerkraut tomorrow.
The car was loaded and charged in the backyard, and Li Yu led Lu Bu and Wu Song to the restaurant for dinner.
Brother Dao followed behind, and Wu Song joked with a smile:
"I've just eaten so much beef, aren't you full?"
Brother Dao snorted, stared at Lu Bu for a few moments, and then trotted away.
When he arrived at the restaurant, Li Yu took out the pork belly that had been stewed for a long time, cut it into slices with a knife, put it into a saucepan, added some stewed sauerkraut, and poured it into half a pot of soup.
Brought the pot to the dining table, turned on the induction cooker, and with the sound of gurgling in the pot, Lu Bu couldn't help but swallow his saliva:
"Brother Xian, quickly adjust the dipping sauce, I'm dying of hunger for my brother!"
As he was talking, Brother Dao suddenly came to him, straightened up and pulled at the placket of his chest, revealing a reddish-brown rope inside.
"This dog is very rude, what is he doing to rip my clothes?"
Lu Bu lowered his head to tidy up his clothes, and then remembered what he had brought for Li Yu.
He pulled the end of the rope out, and took out a beautiful accessory like a pendant, on which there were various shapes of jade, which were cleverly fixed by the rope into a whole, very beautiful.
Li Yu walked over with the dipping sauce and asked curiously:
"What is this?"
"When the imperial prince Yuan Kui (wěi) carried a jade pendant, today he was eating wine in Dong Zhuo's mansion, and returned drunk, and his brother was ordered to send him out, and he took it off easily, planning to give it to his virtuous brother, but he was only busy with cabbage and forgot about it."
Li Yu: "......"
A bunch of shortcomings in the original book are enough to give people a headache, why is there more petty theft?
Are you a collection of the shortcomings of the Three Kingdoms?
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Ask for a monthly pass, brothers!