Chapter 034: Erlang, I'll Tell You Something [Asking for a Monthly Pass]

"Brother, why are you taking other people's things?"

Li Yu was very curious, even if there was no gold cake for a while, there was no need to steal things to settle the account, I am not Huang Shiren, and I would not engage in that kind of profitable thing.

Wu Du looked at Lu Bu, and subconsciously touched the shackles around his waist, ready to arrest the thief.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the fourth generation of the Yuan family was the third duke, and there were countless protΓ©gΓ©s and former officials, and it was a first-class family, and Yuan Kui was one of the three princes, and his status was lofty.

Stealing this kind of person's portable jade pendant, according to the Song law, you have to hit at least fifty boards.

Lu Bu picked up the dipping plate by himself, with a smug look on his face:

"This is the method of self-defilement, studying and eating for my brother, and playing with the little emperor every day, this unambitious state may not be able to hide from Dong Zhuo's chief strategist, that is, his son-in-law Li Ru, so Mr. Wenhe suggested that I steal things to defile myself...... Recently, there was no gold cake for the virtuous brother to spend, and when the brother saw that Yuan Kui's jade pendant was good, he took it off. ”

How to defile yourself?

Li Yu sighed in his heart, it was really a wonderful move to find Jia Xu as a strategist.

This kind of delicate-minded person can take all possibilities into account, and the most important thing is that Jia Xu is low-key and doesn't like to be in the limelight.

And Lu Bu, the No. 1 bag king of the Three Kingdoms, doesn't want to miss any limelight.

Even the father killer was far ahead of the slaughter of two.

"Brother Wu Songxian, eat sauerkraut and white meat pot with garlic dipping saucer, come and come, and then."

Lu Bu took the dipping dish that Li Yu had prepared and handed it to Wu Song, then picked up a piece of meat as if demonstrating, dipped it in the plate, and then put it in his mouth while it was hot:

"Oh, it's delicious, don't look at it, eat it quickly, this sauerkraut pot is really delicious!"

Wu Song picked up a piece of meat, dipped it in a similar way, and was also shocked by this deliciousness:

"It's delicious!"

After speaking, he put down his chopsticks and arched his hand towards Lu Bu:

"Thank you Wen Hou for your advice."

"You're welcome, you are the same age as Brother Li Xian, just call me brother, come on, drink this cup full!"

Lu Bu drank the liquor in his hand, and then pulled up Jing Kang's shame without opening the pot, he was very curious about how the huge dynasty was so empty.

Although Wu Song felt embarrassed, he also wanted to know a thing or two.

Li Yu talked about the sauerkraut and white meat pot in front of him and talked about the past of the Great Song Dynasty.

However, he didn't go into too much detail, after all, the decay of the Song Dynasty was all-round, and he couldn't understand it at all.

Moreover, Wu Song is from the Water Margin world, which is different from reality, in case he says it in too much detail, it is different from the world in the book, and it is easy to mislead him.

After briefly talking about Jing Kang's shame, Li Yu said to Lu Bu:

"Brother, don't laugh at the Song Dynasty, after the end of the Han Dynasty, the Hu people in the north went south one after another, burning, killing, prostituting and plundering, doing all kinds of evil, scourging the Central Plains for a hundred years, and calling the Han emperor the emperor ......."

Wuhu Chaohua can be described as the darkest moment of Chinese civilization, which is more harmful to the Han people than the Jin people.

Lu Bu listened with a wide range of eyes:

"Just Hu people, how can they be so harmful?"

Wu Songgang experienced the embarrassment of the dynasty's indisputability, and when he heard this, he quickly made up for it:

"What Brother Li said is extremely true, Wuhu Chaohua can indeed be called the darkest moment."

Lu Bu was so angry that he slammed the table:

"How can this be reasonable, when my brother goes back, I will organize soldiers and horses to kill the northern grasslands!"

When Li Yu heard this, he hurriedly persuaded:

"Don't worry, the first task now is to work under Dong Zhuo and slowly develop his strength, as for the Hu people, after the unification of the Central Plains, they will be obedient immediately."

During the Three Kingdoms period, although the Central Plains fought for many years, the Hu people were still suppressed.

For example, in the famous battle of White Wolf Mountain, Cao Cao pursued Yuan Shang, and the Wuhuan leader was blocked by Zhang Liao, and was slashed by Zhang Liao.

And Zhang Liao, who was in a battle, also defended Hefei because of his outstanding performance, and finally killed the 100,000 army led by Sun Quan with 800 soldiers.

Mighty Xiaoyaojin, a god in a war.

Such an awesome general has followed Lu Bu for nearly ten years but has done nothing, I have to say that Lu Bu is really a mess with his troops, except for bravery, there is nothing to do.

If you have a chance to turn around, you have to let him carry Zhang Liao more.

can't bury this strategic talent who can lead independently.

"Brother Xian, why do you drink differently than us?"

Seeing Li Yu take out two cans of beer from the refrigerator, Lu Bu swallowed his saliva and wanted to taste it, but he was embarrassed to say it clearly.

Wu Song also turned his face to look over, and saw that what came out of the jar was a yellow liquid with foam, and he couldn't help but say:

"It's like the muddy wine brewed by the farmers of the Song Dynasty."

Li Yu didn't drink enough, and he didn't dare to compete with these two wine tanks for liquor, so he could only use beer to make up the numbers.

He brought two beer glasses, and one of them poured one:

"This is malt beer, it has a wheat aroma, it may be a little unaccustomed at first, but slowly taste it, and the more you drink it, the more you taste it."

Lu Bu took the wine glass and tasted it, compared with the spicy liquor, the beer was as light as water, and it had a bitter taste, which he didn't like very much.

Wu Song, after tasting it slowly, liked this frothy wine very much:

"It does have a faint wheat aroma, and it tastes good."

"If Brother Wu Song likes it, this cup will be given to you too."

As the eldest of the three, Lu Bu had the demeanor of a big brother, he handed over his beer glass, and continued:

"Brother Wei now has strategists, soldiers, and scientific and technological equipment to help, and he is carefree at the moment, I don't know how Brother Wu Songxian is doing now?"

Wu Song briefly introduced his own situation, and also said about being seduced by Pan Jinlian:

"Now that the younger brother has moved to the county government, out of sight is pure, and as for the future, the younger brother himself is also at a loss."

He wanted to serve the court, but ten years later, the court was gone.

I want to live with my brother Wu Dalang, but I can't face Pan Jinlian.

In this case, anyone will be confused.

Li Yu opened a can of beer and poured it full for Wu Song, since the atmosphere has been baked here, let's take the opportunity to talk about what is about to happen in the Water Margin world.

It just so happens that Lu Bu is here, even if Wu Song is crazy when he hears it, he can hold him down, so that he won't smash a hole in a good TV set like last time.

"Erlang, I have something to make clear to you, you and Brother Fengxian are not characters in real history, but from two novels, which are different from real history. Your fate is written in great detail in the novel, so some things are established and may not be able to be changed......"

Let's make the origin of the two clear first, so as to save any misunderstandings in the future.

Disclaimer, be sure to put it in front.

Lu Bu already knew about this matter, and even knew when he would die, but he didn't care about it, and he was not tired of living.

Wu Song had a lot of thoughts, and he was a little confused at first, until he explained the meaning of the novel to him, and then muttered:

"When a storyteller puts the stories in his book, he is a novel...... In the past, I heard people tell stories, and the characters in the stories were all ups and downs and went through all kinds of hardships, am I the same? ”

It has to be Wu Song, his brain is better than Lu Bu.

Li Yu nodded:

"According to the plot written in the book, you will soon be assigned by the prefectural order to go to Tokyo on a business trip, that is, to help the prefectural order give gifts, which will take about three months. During this time, your sister-in-law and Ximenqing hooked up with each other under the mediation of Wang Po, and after being broken by your brother, the two of them poisoned your brother with arsenic at the instigation of Wang Po......"

When he got the silver ingot for the first time, Li Yu wanted to tell Wu Song about it.

Only now, there was an opportunity.

Originally, Li Yu thought that when he said this, Wu Song would be mad and angry and asked loudly.

But he didn't, just stared at his eyes and let the hot tears run down his face.

The boy doesn't flick when he has tears, but he hasn't reached the sad place.

Seeing Erlang crying silently, Li Yu also felt uncomfortable in his heart.

Wu Song, as a child who was taken care of by Wu Dalang since he was a child, has always treated his brother as a father, and now when he hears what happened to his brother, no matter how hard-hearted he is, he will be heartbroken.

Shouldn't I have put it more tactfully?

Li Yu was just about to speak, but Lu Bu suddenly pulled a chair and sat over, stretched out a big hand like a fan and put it on Wu Song's shoulder:

"Brother Xian, don't be sad, the incident hasn't happened yet, there should be room for turnaround, look at me, didn't you find Jia Wen and be a strategist in advance, plus the help of Brother Li Yuxian, you can get along in the Han Dynasty, you should be able to, the worst is to kill that Ximenqing, and strike first."

These words made Wu Song stunned, and immediately looked at Li Yu like grasping a life-saving straw:

"Brother Li, my heart is in turmoil now, and you can ask me how to save my brother's life."

Wu Song in the original book is very organized, often decides after the fact, and has never been so flustered.

Li Yu opened his phone and flipped out the webpage that had been saved for a long time.

Since he met Wu Song, he has searched for a lot of Wu Song's strategies to break the game, although most of the people on the Internet are clever and happy people, but there are also people who really consider the problem from Wu Song's point of view.

For example, before leaving, you can ask the county order to help Zhang Luo have a table of banquets, invite the rich families in the county to eat and drink, and perform throwing stone piers during the banquet, or splitting stones by hand, to show the force value, and deter Ximenqing in advance.

In fact, in the original book, Ximen Qing learned that Wu Dalang's younger brother was Wu Song, a tiger hero, and immediately screamed bitterly, for fear that Wu Song would kill him.

In addition to deterring Ximenqing, you can also ask the officials to check the water meter of Wang Po's house from time to time, or often come to Wu Dalang's house to walk around.

Of course, the most important point is to persuade Wu Dalang to take a leave of absence from Pan Jinlian.

Only in this way can Wu Dalang truly gain safety.

Li Yu explained all the suggestions given by netizens, and Wu Song took a pen and paper to write them down one by one.

After writing, he arched his hand at Li Yu and said:

"Brother Li's kindness, Erlang will report it again in the future, I will leave first, take care of the two of you!"

After speaking, Wu Song couldn't take care of eating, so he hurriedly returned to the Water Margin World, intending to try to reverse the fate of Wu Dalang's killing according to the method described by Li Yu......

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Wishing you all a full new week!