Chapter 086: Child, the name Wu Song is too big, you can't hold it down [Asking for a monthly pass]

Zhang Guoan was eating spicy chicken feet, and when he heard this, he almost swallowed the chicken bones:

"Are you serious? No kidding, right? ”

At this time, the food was served, Li Yu helped to bring the cold dishes aside, and waited for the waiter to put the bean curd fish and leave the private room, then said:

"No kidding, the rich people are in the field, and they are afraid that the investment in the scenic spot will fail, so let me get it first...... This kind of local security work has to be done properly, and you need to be responsible for your own people, do you want to try it? ”

In the future, Fengming Valley will develop, and a batch of materials will be purchased through the scenic spot, and it will be much more convenient to have Zhang Guoan.

"Then I...... Try it, I've never been a manager, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. ”

Li Yu picked up a piece of fish and tasted it, and said with a smile:

"Don't be presumptuous, you can do it."

After speaking, he took a spoon and gave Wu Song a spoonful of bean curd:

"Try it, this fish bean curd is a time-honored brand, and we have eaten it here since we were children."

Wu Song was not polite, picked up the bowl and tasted it:

"It's really delicious, I put so many chili peppers, I thought it was very spicy, I didn't expect it to taste so delicious."

Some dishes look red and bright, but they are only fragrant and not too spicy.

Wu Song has been a stranger to chili peppers since he came to the B&B several times, and he admired the combination of fish and spicy flavor while eating, which is a must.

When the waiter came to deliver the rice, Li Yu directly asked for a pot.

For Wu Song's amount of rice, the small bowls in the store have to start at least ten bowls.

It didn't take long for the main dishes such as Mao Xuewang and Spicy Chicken to come over one by one.

Wu Song tasted it next to each other and exclaimed:

"These dishes are so appetizing, and my little brother thinks he can eat a pot of rice."

Li Yu took a bite of ice powder:

"You can eat as much as you want, and you don't have to be inhibited."

Zhang Guoan listened to Wu Song's tone of voice and asked curiously:

"Where's this brother? Are you a college student? ”

"He is a villager from Shizhai, he was abducted and trafficked when he was a child, and he was just found recently, I saw that he was quite big, so I specially hired him as a security guard for the homestay."

In order to make naturalization more smooth, Wu Song's background must be emphasized everywhere, so that he has a better sense of substitution.

Next, it depends on the operation of Wang Shengli's side.

As long as he can help Wu Song become a naturalized citizen, he will have to get a big project for Shizhai Village to repay him.

Zhang Guoan took two mouthfuls of rice and talked about the divorce again:

"I'll take care of the family as soon as possible, and when it's done, I'll quit my job and report to you."

"Okay, just speak if you need to."

Li Yu ate a small bowl of rice and a portion of ice powder, almost full.

Wu Song and Zhang Guoan continued to eat, both of them had a large amount of food, especially when they encountered appetizing Yuzhou cuisine, they couldn't stop at all.

"This guy is quite edible."

Zhang Guoan is a well-known big stomach king in the circle, and he has been known for eating since he was a child, but today he has always been pressed by Wu Song, and he can't compare at all.

When he was defeated, Wu Song asked for another pot of rice, then scooped up the vegetables in several pots, covered the rice, and poured a spoonful of red oil soup with fish and bean curd.

Stirring it with a spoon, he ate it in a big gulp, and Zhang Guoan was stunned for a while.

After eating and drinking, Li Yu settled the account, and the three of them came outside.

Zhang Guoan still had to go to work and drove away.

Li Yu looked at Wu Song and asked:

"How? Does it feel different from the food at the guesthouse? ”

"It's really different, spicy and exciting, it's very comfortable."

Li Yu saw that the time was not early, so he drove Wu Song to a relatively large tobacco and alcohol store, and bought two boxes of Wuliangye, two Huazi, and other items suitable for gifts such as tea and wolfberries.

After all moving to the car, Li Yu went to the boutique fruit store next door and bought cherries, mangosteen, grapefruits, bananas and other fruits.

All of them were bought, and the two of them got back into the car.

Wu Song looked at the items he bought with some curiosity:

"Brother Li, what do you mean by buying these?"

"Go to Wang Shengli's house and finalize the matter of your household registration again, so as not to cause trouble."

As soon as he heard that he was doing something for himself, Wu Song took out the money that Wang Shengli had forced into before he died:

"This money should have been paid by the younger brother."

"Let's talk about this between our brothers, you can keep it, there will be a place for money in the future."

Half an hour later, the two drove to the door of Wang Shengli's house.

It was already dark, and every family in the village was having dinner.

The two of them had just walked into the yard carrying cigarettes, wine, tea and fruits, and happened to meet Wang Shengli, who was about to go out:

"I'm just going to the mountains and calling you two to come to the house for dinner...... Why do you bring so many things? I retreated, how difficult it is to make money now, so hurry up and retreat. ”

Seeing what the two were holding, Wang Shengli lowered his face.

Li Yu smiled and said:

"Erlang has no relatives now, and you are the only ones left, so I want to come to the house to recognize the door, Uncle Wang, can you drive people out...... Just got a haircut and changed into new clothes, this look, didn't lose the people of our stone village, right? ”

Wang Shengli looked Wu Song up and down, and his face was full of relief:

"Dawu is a talent, but I didn't expect his children to be even more talented...... By the way, Xiao Li, what did you just call him? Jiro? ”

"Yes, that's his name in the kiln."

"It's okay to call it that, when he was a child, his nickname was Dogdan, and now he can't call it that when he grows up."

Wang Shengli welcomed the two into the house, his children have already married and usually live with his wife, Li Yu walked in with cigarettes and wine, and saw several dishes on the table, including chickens and fish.

The family dinner in Shizhai is usually pickles with porridge, and now the table is so sumptuous, it is obviously a reception banquet prepared for Wu Song.

Wang Shengli's wife looked Wu Song up and down, and couldn't help shedding tears:

"This kid doesn't know how much he has suffered, he is really wronged."

Wu Song enjoyed this warmth very much, and he said with a smile:

"If you have a home in the future, you won't be wronged."

"Yes, yes, I will have a home in the future, child, hurry up and sit down, try the craftsmanship of the eldest mother, if it is not delicious, take care of it."

Li Yu originally wanted to say that he had just eaten, but seeing the enthusiasm of Wang Shengli and his family, he pulled Wu Song to sit down together, even if he couldn't eat, he should accompany the old couple.

Aunt Wang enthusiastically handed the chopsticks to the two, and then urged Wang Shengli:

"Lao Wang, hurry up and get the child's household registration, don't delay."

"No delay, today is Saturday, and I have to wait until Monday to go to the office to go through the procedures for the restoration of household registration...... I called in the afternoon and asked, as long as the village can issue a certificate, it's very simple. ”

Wang Shengli brought a bottle of liquor, opened it involuntarily, and wanted to drink two glasses with his eldest nephew.

Wu Song happened to want to have some too, so the two of them just pushed the cup and changed it, and when dinner was over, Lao Wang had already been helped to the bedroom and snored.

"Don't forget to come over tomorrow morning, the people in the village are waiting to see you."

Before leaving, Aunt Wang grabbed Wu Song's hand and asked.

"My aunt, don't worry."

Wu Song liked this feeling of being cared for by his elders so much that he was still muttering when he got into the car:

"Brother Li, should the little brother buy something tomorrow?"

"No, just meet up with your neighbors...... Later, you can learn how to scatter cigarettes from Zhao Dahu, and take two packs of cigarettes to the people in the village. ”

Smoke?

Wu Song thought of the round stick that Zhang Guoan handed him:

"That's smoke? How does it work? ”

"Smoking, let the bearded man put on a show for you later, I don't smoke, I can't describe that feeling."

When I arrived at the B&B, the bearded man was still eating in the restaurant.

Seeing Wu Song, he was stunned for a moment:

"Who are you? This is a Hanfu B&B, why didn't you come in without wearing Hanfu? ”

Wu Song hugged his fists:

"Brother Zhao forgot Wu Erlang?"

Zhao Dahu opened his mouth:

"Damn, I really didn't recognize you if you didn't speak, this change of career immediately changed from an ancient hero to a social animal who just graduated."

In the past two days, he has had several meals with Wu Song, intentionally or unintentionally, but all of them have failed.

Today, I suddenly saw the new version of Wu Erlang of the ship, and I felt that the dress and hairstyle had really changed people, especially when I changed into a Hongxing Erke sports suit, it looked a lot brighter.

Li Yu introduced Wu Song's identity again, and said to Zhao Dahu:

"Beard is not busy for a while, teach Erlang how to smoke, tomorrow I will go to the village to meet the neighbors, if you don't learn it, it will be easy to make jokes."

"Okay, good, no problem!"

Zhao Dahu hurriedly cleaned the rice in the bowl, soaked it in the pool, and then dragged Wu Song out, saying the words that smokers often hang on their lips as he walked:

"A cigarette after dinner, happy like a fairy, Erlang, if you don't smoke, then the loss will be great......"

Li Yu didn't bother the two, came to the living room and sat down, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Hao Zhenzhen:

"Sister Zhen, is the matter of the Hanfu Factory confirmed? If you can, I suggest that it should be placed in Shizhai Village, next to the scenic spot, which is more convenient to promote. ”

After Wang Shengli was busy with Wu Song's affairs, he naturally wanted to repay the favor.

Hao Zhenzhen replied quickly:

"Yes, but I have to talk to the village leaders first to confirm that there is an environment to build a factory."

"No problem, when do you have time, I'll help you make an appointment with the village director."

"How's next Monday? In the past two days, I went to Luoyang with Wen Jing to attend a Hanfu party organized by another organization, and I can't go back for the time being. ”

"Okay, let's talk about it then."

Bringing a garment factory to the village should be a good project for Wang Shengli, right?

After sending the message, Li Yu came outside and saw that Wu Song was clumsily holding a cigarette and smoking it under the guidance of Zhao Dahu, and then he couldn't help coughing.

"Hahahaha, Erlang, although you are better at eating than me, you are still not good at smoking."

Li Yu: "......"

Let you teach Wu Song to smoke, how did you teach him to smoke?

Besides, is it something to brag about being able to smoke?

In order to prevent Wu Song from going astray, Li Yu walked over and diverted the topic:

"Beard, tomorrow the bottom of the pot will be burned, are the things ready?"

"Ready, tomorrow evening, the International Hotel will send a chef to cook, as well as roast the whole sheep and roast the suckling pig or something, just set off fireworks after eating, it is absolutely enjoyable."

People burn the bottom of the pot are relatives and friends to make a good meal, you shake people directly from the big hotel, and the way rich people burn the bottom of the pot is really different.

It just so happens that Wu Song hasn't experienced it yet, so he will go to Longwang Village tomorrow night to experience it.

Zhao Dahu handed his Liqun to Wu Song:

"Let's rehearse first, Erlang, you hand me a cigarette to try."

When Wu Song heard this, he opened the cigarette case a little awkwardly, took out a cigarette from it and handed it to Zhao Dahu.

"No, no, when there is a third person present, take out a few more cigarettes, and don't pinch too hard, and don't pinch the part of the filter, this is in the mouth, go a little forward, don't push too hard, I'll show you again."

Zhao Dahu took the cigarette case, and without looking at it, he took out three sticks from it and handed them to Wu Song.

The part that the hand pinched was not the head of the filter, and the wrist was slightly turned back when handing the cigarette, so that the three cigarettes were clearly placed in front of Wu Song.

"Under normal circumstances, the person who picks up the cigarette will take the nearest one, and you have to take it in order, otherwise it is rude."

He chattered about this, not only Wu Song felt novel, but even Li Yu, who didn't smoke, also had a feeling of "smoking is still so exquisite".

After teaching loose cigarettes, Zhao Dahu also talked intimately about lighting cigarettes for people.

"When lighting a cigarette, hold a lighter in one hand and cover it with the other, even if it is a windproof lighter, you have to make a show, it is rude to directly put the lighter in someone's face, try not to do that."

Useless knowledge has increased again...... Li Yu was not interested in any of this, so he got up and went to the study to continue reading ancient papers and analysis, leaving Wu Song and Zhao Dahu discussing etiquette issues related to smoking.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu went downstairs for a walk, and was just about to go upstairs to wash and sleep, when he found that Wu Song was also holding a flashlight and patrolling near the back door.

"Erlang, why are you here too?"

"Didn't Brother Li say that he wanted to hire his younger brother as a security guard? I just asked Xiaoju's sister-in-law about the duties of the security guard, and I came to inspect it. ”

There's no need to rush to work...... 李裕 says:

"There's nothing to pay attention to at the moment, as long as no one comes to trouble and fights, go back, Erlang, I've checked it all."

The two went back upstairs, Li Yu told him how to use the TV in the room, brought a mobile phone, briefly talked about the gameplay, and let him try to explore.

The next morning, Li Yu got up and was just about to go downstairs for a run, when he saw Wu Song coming out of the room, he asked eagerly:

"Do you have the idea of going back today?"

"No, it seems that the little brother can really live here for a long time."

Thankfully, I finally found a way to keep the characters in the book in the real world for a long time...... Li Yu asked again:

"Can you go back now?"

Wu Song took the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "The Legend of the Xingtang Dynasty" in his hand and said:

"Yes, this is the little brother who secretly went back last night to get it, and when the naturalization is successful, I will bring my brother's bones and find a clean place on the mountain to bury them...... My brother has been worried about me since I was a child, and now that I have a new life, I have to give him peace of mind. ”

"Yes, I'll do this with you then."

When they came downstairs, the two ran with Zhao Dahu, exercised their bodies, and went to the restaurant for breakfast, then changed their clothes and went to Shizhai Village at the foot of the mountain.

"You're going to the village, huh? Then I won't go. ”

Zhao Dahu wanted to drive to the village to buy some cigarettes and alcohol, but as soon as he heard that Li Yu and Wu Song were going, he immediately dispelled this idea.

Just kidding, being with two handsome people, can it still show my unique and personable temperament.

He drove the F250 and planned to go directly to the supermarket in the city to buy it.

When Li Yu and Wu Song came to Wang Shengli's house, there were already many villagers waiting.

Wang Shengli was wearing new clothes and was holding the Huazi sent by Li Yu and Wu Song yesterday to scatter cigarettes for everyone.

Seeing Wu Song, he hurriedly walked over and dragged his arm to introduce to everyone:

"Look, this is Dawu's child, he has to be big and have a head, and he has to look good...... Child, you didn't have a big name when you were a child, you were all called a dog, do you have a big name now? ”

"Yes, my name is Wu Song."

As soon as they heard this, several old people in the village shook their heads again and again:

"It's too big a name for you to hold back."

"That is, this is the name of the hero who fights the tiger, and ordinary people call this name, which is easy to commit taboos."

"The name of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star is not so easy to call."

“……”

When everyone was quoting the scriptures and trying to change the name, they suddenly realized that the child's parents had disappeared since he was a child, and he grew up in a black brick kiln, during which he was sold to a black coal kiln and wandered for several years......

Even if you don't die, maybe it's really the name.

Well, in the end, everyone unanimously decided, let's call it Wu Song.

Anyway, the tiger hero is the ancestor of the martial arts, and he definitely doesn't care.

Li Yu: "......"

He is Wu Song Ben Song who killed the tiger.

The elderly like young people who are talented, especially Wu Song, who escaped from death, with a bit of sympathy.

Wang Shengli took Wu Song to introduce the neighbors in the village, then got into Li Yu's car, came to the gate of the homestay, and walked to the mountain, put three animals in front of the grave of the two Dawu people, and lit incense, candles, and paper products.

Although Wu Song has no blood relationship with Dawu, after all, he relied on them to successfully bond with the real world, and deliberately took a shovel to repair the tomb, eradicate weeds, and reseal the soil.

After finishing this, Wang Shengli took Wu Song to an old mansion that had already collapsed:

"Child, this is where your family used to live, but now everyone has moved to live at the foot of the mountain, you make do with Xiao Li first, and then I will ask the village committee to assign you a homestead, and you can build a new house."

Wu Song walked around the collapsed courtyard, looked at Wang Shengli and asked:

"Uncle, can I live in this courtyard?"

He felt that it was closer to the B&B, and it was very quiet, suitable for being bored.

Although the village was lively, he didn't like it very much.

Wang Shengli thought that he was nostalgic, and he did not refuse:

"Yes, but it's very troublesome to repair, cement or anything is not easy to come in, water and electricity are available, and the old Han family who is engaged in breeding over there has done everything, just bring it over."

Since the whole village was relocated, Han Yongmin, a large sheep farmer in the village, raised a large flock of sheep on the mountain, but basically went to the back mountain to herd sheep, which is not in line with the scenic spot and homestay.

Li Yu looked at Wu Song and asked:

"You want to build a new house here?"

"Yes, I want to live in a quiet place."

Since Wu Song likes it, let's get it, and you can find Wang Chunxi when you go back and ask him to help get the job done.

Looking around again, everyone went down the mountain.

When he arrived at the door of the homestay, Li Yugang was about to invite Wang Shengli and the middle-aged and elderly people in the village to come to the homestay for tea, when he saw Lu Bu sitting on the steps and hugging Brother Dao, asking Xiuhe to help take pictures.

After hearing the click of the camera, the guy also stretched out two carrot-like fingers and made a cheap scissor hand.

Damn, where did you learn this?

Li Yu walked into the B&B and was just about to say hello, when Lu Bu suddenly stared at Wu Song, who was dressed in sportswear:

"Who are you? Why laugh for no reason? ”

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In the future, there will be two more chapters at 0:00 every night.,Ask for a monthly pass, brothers!

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