Chapter 087: Lu Bu: Show you a pig of three [ask for a monthly ticket]

"Brother, the younger brother is Erlang."

Wu Song looked at Lu Bu with a smile and a smile, he just cut his hair and changed into modern clothes, why can't he recognize himself one by one?

"Jiro?"

Lu Bu sat up from the steps, looked at Wu Song several times, and reached out to touch the fabric of his clothes:

"This dress looks really good, it makes Erlang look like a teenager."

After speaking, he turned his face to look at Li Yu, and asked with a shy face:

"Brother Xian, can you wear this kind of clothes for your brother?"

"You have to buy a special model, last time Sister Zhen measured the size of your clothes, I'll ask on the Internet, if you have one, I'll buy you two sets, and buy you a few pairs of shoes by the way."

The shoes of the Three Kingdoms period were relatively rough, regardless of the left and right feet, and were not as light and comfortable to wear as modern shoes.

And the fight is about to start, so I have to buy Lu Bu a few pairs of cut-proof and stab-proof military boots, so that he will not be injured on the battlefield.

Sun Facai's crossing completely disrupted the plot of the Three Kingdoms, and the people in the book who were originally safe and sound may have some accidents.

Therefore, it is necessary to do a good job of protection in advance to avoid danger.

Wang Shengli and others saw that there were guests at the homestay, and they didn't bother:

"Xiao Li, send us back, Xiao Song will also go back, have a meal with the neighbors today, and toast everyone."

Li Yu agreed, drove everyone to the village in a van, and instructed Wu Song to drink less wine, so as not to frighten the parents and villagers in Shizhai.

"Brother Li, let's stay and eat together."

When he arrived at the door of Wang Shengli's house, Wu Song said something to stay.

Li Yu pointed in the direction of the B&B:

"Brother Fengxian is here, I have to ask about the situation over there, let's eat here, I'll pick you up when I'm done."

After saying that, he declined the invitation of his father and fellow villagers and drove back to the homestay.

"Brother, have you arrived at the Tiger Prison?"

"No, Mr. Wenhe didn't let him go too fast, and today he divined again, saying that it was not suitable to march in the next three days, so the army camped in place to rest."

Damn, the signs of paddling are too obvious...... Li Yu imagined Jia Xu's chattering appearance, and felt that he was becoming more and more like a god stick.

"When you left Luoyang, where was Sun Facai?"

"Brother Wei has introduced him to Cai Yong, originally Cai Yong didn't look down on him, but the words of the wealthy brother 'Dapeng rises with the wind one day and soars up to 90,000 miles' made Old Man Cai change his attitude."

Good guy, the copyist is right?

Li Yu was originally worried about whether Sun Facai would be beaten if he went to Cai's Mansion again, but he didn't expect this dog thing to play the game of Wen Copying Gong, which was a good way to break into the Shi clan.

Last time, I was too anxious, I should package and download the poems and songs of the Eastern and Western Jin Dynasties, the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and even the Tang and Song dynasties, and let Lu Bu carry them over, so as to give a little cultural confidence.

Fortunately, it's not too late, download it to the USB flash drive later, let Lu Bu take it back, and send someone to Luoyang.

Without a computer, no one knows what's in the USB flash drive, and the only laptop in the Three Kingdoms World is in Sun Facai's hands, so even if the USB flash drive is lost, it's fine.

Li Yu led Lu Bu to the study, turned on the computer, and began to pack and download ancient poems and songs.

Lu Bu sat aside, picked up the mirror on the table and looked left and right, with an expression of obsessed with his handsome face:

"Brother Xian, why did Erlang cut his hair? Do you want to cut it off as a brother? ”

Li Yu told Wu Song about his preparation to live in the real world for a long time:

"He cut his long hair in order to integrate into modern society, and put on modern clothes, if you want to mix in ancient times, you should keep it, the parents of the body hair and skin, rashly cutting hair will be blamed by the scholars."

During the Three Kingdoms period, the system of filial piety and honesty was raised, and everyone tried their best to show their filial piety, even to the point of pathology, and the famous twenty-four filial pieties, several of which occurred in the Three Kingdoms period.

The reason why Lu Bu, who killed his father-in-law, and Ma Chao, who raised troops to kill his father, were spurned by the scholars was because they violated filial piety.

"Then it's better to keep your hair for my brother."

Lu Bu looked at the poems being downloaded on the computer and became interested:

"Brother Xian, is there a poem that suits me?"

Li Yu thought for a while:

"It's really ...... But what do you think of making Dragon City fly and not teaching Hu Ma to Yin Mountain? ”

Lu Bu slapped his thigh happily:

"Good poetry! For my brother in the grassland of Bingzhou, he once killed the prestige of the flying general, this poem is really tailor-made for me. ”

Li Yu: "......"

But Wang Changling's Longcheng Fei General refers to Li Guang.

Speaking of which, Shan Xiongxin in the story of the Sui and Tang Dynasties seems to also have the title of flying general...... If Qin Qiong can get him out, he can let the two flying generals compete to see whose title has water.

After downloading all the information, Li Yu tried to download some PPT files for the improvement of ancient agricultural tools, such as waterwheel production, windmill production, wooden plough improvement, etc., which are more practical.

If Sun Facai ponders and ponders, he may also benefit the world of the Three Kingdoms.

Copy all these materials to the USB flash drive, and Li Yu handed them to Lu Bu:

"After the elder brother goes back, he will send this to Sun Facai, and the contents can help him gain a foothold in the scholar clan."

Lu Bu looked at the USB flash drive that was not as big as his finger, and asked curiously:

"How many words can you put in this?"

"This is a 512G USB flash drive, which is as big as the storage of your mobile phone, hundreds of thousands of photos, hundreds of millions of words are no problem, but the USB flash drive is generally not used like this, it is all temporary inverted information or something."

Lu Bu was startled when he heard that it could hold so much content, he stuffed the USB flash drive into his inner pocket as a treasure, and checked it several times, and then talked about the latest information of the Three Kingdoms World:

"Brother Wei has found Gao Shun, he is very interested in joining the state army, but now he is guarding filial piety, and he will not be able to appear until half a year later, Yu Ban has no trace, I don't know where it is."

Filial piety?

This can't be deliberately done by the rules in the book to prevent Lu Bu from becoming stronger, right?

Judging from what happened to Wu Song, it is very likely that the Three Kingdoms World will eventually evolve into a three-legged stand, and Lu Bu is the character who left early.

Now, with the help of outsiders, he actually wants to catch all the talents in the future.

If you really let it go, a wave of flat push can make three big men, and there is a fart of the Three Kingdoms...... Li Yu substituted himself into the perspective of the rules of the Three Kingdoms World, and he understood it at once.

He said to Lu Bu:

"If you can't solicit, ease the relationship first, when you recruit talents, you can send some gadgets appropriately to arouse their curiosity, maybe someone will take the initiative to defect."

Lighters, flashlights, laser pointers, sunglasses, magnifying glasses, and even rubber bands, pencils, A4 paper, etc., can all be used to seduce strategists.

Lu Bu was stunned:

"Can you do that?"

"Of course, these things that were not available in ancient times can definitely arouse their curiosity...... By the way, I'll give you another order to buy some Rubik's cubes, third-order Rubik's cubes, fourth-order Rubik's cubes, and fifth-order Rubik's cubes, and give them to those strategists who claim to be smart people, they will definitely be tempted. ”

Curiosity is the driving force behind human development, and I don't believe that those people will be indifferent when they get the Rubik's Cube.

In addition, you can also buy a little bit of gadgets such as Luban locks, and when dealing with smart people, you have to use this kind of brain-stimulating thing.

After thinking about it, Jia Xu was obsessed with studying electricity, some of the strategists liked the Rubik's Cube, some were keen on Lego bricks, and some were desperately studying the difficult Luban lock.

Isn't this better than drinking wine and eating meat all day long to exercise your brain?

Just do it, Li Yu quickly placed an order for a bunch of difficult educational toys online.

Lu Bu leaned over and looked at the online shopping page:

"Brother Xian, wouldn't this be too child's play?"

Li Yu smiled and said:

"It's really naïve for children to play with these things, but for the strategists of the Three Kingdoms World, it's just right."

Jia Xu, who is in his forties, calls himself an old man, and when he opens the electric switch, he will take a small step that exposes his heart, not to mention those young strategists.

I don't know how Brother Liang is now, I can ask Lu Bu to send a fifth-order Rubik's Cube to fight the relationship.

After the territory stabilized, Sun Facai founded a university, and recruited Brother Liang, Pang Tong, Xu Shu and others, along with their teacher Sima Hui, to the capital.

Sima Hui may not be interested in official positions, but he will never turn down the position of university professor.

When the time comes, I will copy some famous quotes that praise teachers, such as burning yourself to illuminate others, such as teachers are engineers of the human soul, and so on.

As soon as the old man Sima came up, he had to work hard to cultivate talents?

As for the generals, they can't be idle, get a military school, let Liu Xie serve as the principal, and the generals will all become protégés of the Son of Heaven.

In the future, whoever wants to make a mistake can also shout "I have shed blood for the court, I want to see the principal", which is funny when you think about it.

Li Yu told Lu Bu what he thought, and the strong man's eyes widened when he heard it:

"How else can you do that?"

"It's definitely not right now, at least there has to be a piece of territory, the surroundings of Luoyang are about to be destroyed, it's best to occupy Guanzhong, bury your head in development for a few years, and then you can start to restructure."

Four or five years after Dong Zhuo's death, the princes have been fighting and killing in the Central Plains, and the Guanzhong region has become a three-regardless zone, and the little emperor Liu Xie is also frightened.

Now that you know the plot, you have to seize this gap to bury your head in development and give the princes a small surprise.

At noon, the B&B made braised noodles.

Fry the raw noodles first, then pour in the pre-fried meat slices and side dishes, the soup is a little more, cover the pot and simmer for about 15 minutes, and wait until the soup is all absorbed, and the noodles are ready.

With garlic cloves, it is very enjoyable to eat.

Lu Bu ate two small pots in a row:

"I didn't expect that there would be such a way to eat soup cakes, which is really an eye-opener for my brother today."

Zhao Dahu pulled the noodles in the bowl clean, picked up the egg soup and took a sip:

"Why does it seem natural for you to say such things, and others imitate them without such a taste? Dude, what do you do? ”

Lu Bu grinned:

"I'm an actor, don't take your interest and challenge my profession."

Li Yu: "......"

There are a lot of words, before leaving Luoyang, Sun Facai taught you a lot.

After eating and drinking, Zhao Dahu sent an invitation to Lu Bu:

"Tonight, my blacksmith is burning the bottom of the pot, my brother is also here to participate, just to visit my Dragon King Village."

Lu Bu is a person who likes to be lively, so he naturally won't miss it:

"Okay, I'm curious about how to strike iron now."

Zhao Dahu chatted for a while, then went back to prepare, Lu Bu thought that there was a party in the evening, so he went upstairs to take a shower, changed into a flying fish suit, and planned to go back after participating in the bottom of the pot.

"Brother Xian, what is the bottom of the pot?"

"When I moved to a new house, I needed to cook a meal for my family and friends...... It's just to find an excuse to eat and drink together, and it's lively. ”

Li Yu saw that the time was almost up, and just as he was about to drive the van to Shizhai New Village, he saw Wu Song, dressed in sportswear, coming back along the mountain road.

"Erlang came back early, and I'm going to pick you up."

Wu Song poured a cup of tea with a teapot and drank it in one gulp:

"Aunt Wang was afraid of delaying the work of the homestay, so she didn't let her drink more."

Lu Bu sat down next to him and said:

"Erlang, tonight's iron-striking Brother Zhao Xian is going to hold a pot burning ceremony, let's go together, just to taste what delicious food he will prepare."

Wu Song is very clear about this:

"There are roast suckling pig and roast whole lamb, as well as lobster and blue crab, and my brother can taste it slowly."

Lu Bu originally wanted to show off, but he didn't expect Wu Song to know more than him:

"How did Jiro find out?"

"Last night, Brother Li asked Brother Zhao about the dishes he prepared, and the younger brother was on the side."

After speaking, he described to Lu Bu, the Sanguo land bun, what he saw and heard in Yinzhou City yesterday, high-rise buildings, large shopping malls, and delicious food, which made Lu Bu's heart surge:

"Brother Wei has only seen high-rise buildings in the video, and I haven't felt it yet, Brother Xian, can you take Brother Wei out for a spin today?"

Li Yu thought that there was really nothing to do in the afternoon, so he nodded and said:

"Okay, let's go, I'll drive you around the city."

Wu Song didn't have anything to do, so he followed, and the three of them drove around the city, during which Lu Bu's mouth didn't stop, and he kept asking questions.

Passing by the railway gate, there happened to be a freight train passing by, and Lu Bu pushed the door to get off the train, observing this steel giant up close.

"It's amazing, it can drag so many carriages, if it is used in the Three Kingdoms World, the army will be invincible."

Wu Song was also surprised by the huge size of the train, and he waited for a while before it was finished, such a divine object was transported to ancient times, and it was definitely an important weapon of the country.

Li Yu said to the two:

"Modern railways rely on rails, and when the scenic spot is done in the future, I plan to purchase a small steam train to transport it to try, if it can, I will find a way to purchase rails and carriages, and the Three Kingdoms World can build railways."

In ancient times, railroad tracks could not be built, but there were many sleepers, and the gravel laid underneath was easier to find, so there was no need to transport them from modern times.

Of course, all this is based on having territory and resources, otherwise even if you get it, it will be cheaper for other princes.

After a long time after the train, Lu Bu was still standing on the side of the road watching, and even ran to the railroad tracks to take a few photos, planning to go back and share what he had seen with Jia Xu.

Driving around the streets of the city, before you even have time to enter the mall, it is almost an hour.

In the end, Li Yu drove on the highway, allowing the two to experience the feeling of driving on the highway.

"It's too fast, I can't stand it for my brother."

Lu Bu, who has always liked excitement, looked at the railing that was quickly sweeping backwards outside the car window at this time, and unconsciously grabbed the handrail next to him, for fear of hitting himself.

He was relieved when he got off the highway all the time:

"Building roads is so important, no wonder Mr. Wenhe saw from the book that 'if you want to get rich, build roads first', and when you occupy Guanzhong, you must build roads for my brother as soon as possible, so that the army can be unimpeded."

Li Yu parked the car at the gate of the flower and bird market and said with a smile:

"When you occupy Guanzhong, maybe Sun Facai will build a cement factory, and then you can use cement to build roads and fortifications...... Get out of the car and pick up some housewarming gifts for the bearded man. ”

Lu Bu was tall and wore a flying fish suit, which quickly attracted many onlookers.

This guy is crazy personally, and seeing that there are many onlookers, he took the initiative to help Li Yu advertise:

"I am a special actor of the Hanfu theme B&B in Fengming Valley, if you want to experience Hanfu, you can go to the B&B to see, the location is easy to find, just at the end of the mountain road next to Shizhai Village."

Li Yu selected two fortune trees, Wu Song paid attention to practicality, and chose two orange trees full of tangerines, Lu Bu searched for a long time, he wanted to send goldfish, but he was worried that Zhao Dahu would not be able to feed him, so he simply picked a huge cactus.

At the checkout, Lu Bu pulled a tangerine from the tree and tasted it, with surprise in his eyes:

"It's so sweet and sour? Brother Xian, can you buy a few more plants for my brother to take back, so that Mr. Wenhe and Wen Yuan and others can also taste them? ”

"Yes, no problem."

Li Yu discussed with the store, and specially ordered more than a dozen plants, which were driven to the B&B by the store.

After settling the bill, the three of them carried the gifts they bought to the car and drove back to the homestay.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Li Yu parked the car at the gate of Longwang Village, and walked into the antique courtyard with ribbons and balloons with the gifts they bought.

"Ouch, you're here, welcome."

Zhao Dahu came out, warmly accepted the gift, and then took a few people to visit it.

The small courtyard is a courtyard layout, and the west room has stoves and other facilities, which is a place for iron. The house on the east side is made into a display case, all of which are finished products, and the hall house is a living room and bedroom, which is considered a living area.

There is also a small backyard at the back of the house, and at this time there is also an outdoor sofa and tea set for drinking tea.

The whole courtyard is neat and warm, which makes people feel very comfortable.

Wu Song and Lu Bu took a turn, they were only interested in the exhibition hall, all kinds of long and short weapons, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, and they both wanted to try it.

Li Yu thought of the Fang Tian painting halberd that Lu Bu was using now, and seriously suggested:

"Brother, do you need to rebuild your Fang Tian Painting Halberd? The magic weapon made here by the beard is much more powerful than yours. ”

There happened to be a Fang Tian painting halberd in the exhibition hall, Lu Bu grabbed it and tried it, shook his head and said:

"The center of gravity is not quite right, next time I will bring the Fang Tian Painting Halberd over and let Brother Zhao Xian see how the real killing weapon is designed."

Zhao Dahu is good at making short weapons, and has not studied much about long weapons.

He just entered the door with tea, and when he heard Lu Bu's tone, it seemed that there was a real guy, and he hurriedly said:

"Brother, you bring it over and let me study it, and I'll pay for it."

While chatting, an Iveco drove in, and five or six chefs came down, everyone with all kinds of ingredients and stoves, and just got out of the car and began to be busy cooking.

Two of them also removed a roast from the car and hung a fat goose in it, with a pickled pigeon and a suckling pig next to it, and put it in to roast when the goose was almost ready.

On the other side, a chef sets up a folding grill, fixes the marinated lamb on it, and begins to cook the whole lamb.

Lu Bu looked at the little suckling pig hanging next to him, couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and muttered in a low voice:

"I can eat this little pig in three bites......"

As he was talking, Zhao Dahu took out a bunch of fireworks and firecrackers from the house, and by the way, he also put a fireworks bomb, and the moment the fireworks bloomed in the air, Lu Bu's focus suddenly shifted from the suckling pig to the fireworks:

"How can there be such a teleportation treasure here?"

(End of chapter)