Chapter 166: Sun Facai: I want to end this troubled world! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Look, brother, I'll get something to eat."
I haven't been here for many days, Lu Bu has been looking around, there is no fruit plate, no snacks, and he plans to go to the kitchen to find some lo-mei to satisfy his cravings.
If you don't eat in the real world, it doesn't mean you don't come.
Li Yu plugged the card reader into the computer:
"Xiuhe's sister-in-law is marinating meat in the kitchen, she can get some if she wants to eat."
"That's great, go for my brother!"
After Lu Bu left, Li Yu opened the video file, sorted it by time, found the earliest recorded video, and watched it carefully.
In the video, the car doesn't seem to have started yet, it is facing the earthy yellow courtyard wall, Li Yu was just about to fast forward, and a woman's voice sounded outside the screen:
"What is the husband doing?"
Who's talking here?
If it's Cai Yan, then it's fast enough, I've changed my mouth and called my husband, and I'll let Lu Bu bring something over and give a salute later.
After all, good buddies are married over there, so we can't help but express it.
Then, Sun Facai spoke, and his voice was still so cheap:
"I set up the dashcam to lower the resolution and frame rate to try to record more footage."
There is a squirming movement outside the screen, which should be setting up the dash cam.
As he busied, he asked:
"Sister Yan, everything is ready?"
Cai Yan's voice sounded a little heavy:
"I only chose some useful ones, and most of the books, picture albums, bamboo slips, etc., had to be discarded, because they couldn't fit at all...... Daddy has been wiping away tears, wondering if he will be able to return to Luoyang in his lifetime. ”
According to the normal development order of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the Cai family arrived in Chang'an and really never came back.
Cai Yong was framed and killed by Wang Yun shortly after Dong Zhuo's death, and Cai Yan was also taken away by King Zuoxian's men, the specific year is not clear, but it was probably the time when Li Dao and Guo Yan engaged in infighting in Chang'an.
At that time, in order to suppress each other, these two goods not only forced everyone to stand in line, but even pulled foreign races to participate.
Jia Xu was very disappointed at that time, and left Li Dao after sending the little emperor out of Chang'an, first defecting to Duan Xuan, who had a relatively small force, then to Zhang Xiu, who occupied Wancheng, and finally to Cao Cao with Zhang Xiu.
Now that there is Lu Bu and Jia Xu, plus the good buddy has become Cai Yong's fast son-in-law, naturally the tragedy of the Cai family can no longer happen.
Sun Facai stopped what he was doing and comforted:
"Don't worry, we will definitely come back, and when the time comes, let Brother Yu get two truckloads of cement and build the firewood house where I proposed to you into a small field."
Cai Yan's mood has obviously eased a lot:
"My husband is really weird, what kind of marriage proposal doesn't propose, you are so flamboyant, you don't lie to people in that world, right?"
Sun Facai's voice became embarrassed:
"No, no, no, what I pursued over there was unmarriage, and I planned to guard my family property for a lifetime, maybe God saw that I was too lonely, so he sent me here to save the world."
"Husband is so good."
Li Yu: "......"
I'll call the police if you two do this again!
said that I had seen and heard all the way, but I was sprinkled with dog food in the air, and the two of them sprinkled it together!
However, it is also good that the prodigal son in the real world can stabilize over there and start a family, and it is worth blessing.
The love talk between the two didn't last long, and Cai Yan exclaimed:
"Daddy is here."
After speaking, the sound of pushing the door and getting out of the car sounded.
At this time, the picture flashed, the dash cam turned to the perspective of the car, and Sun Facai in the driver's seat waved his hand at the camera, and his original form was revealed:
"Hello Brother Yu, today we are going to leave for Chang'an, my stubborn old man is not used to sitting in a car, let me and Sister Yan go first, he acted with the little emperor's Luan, saying that it was to protect the apprentice, in fact, it was to eat and drink, the old man searched very ......"
This guy's hair has grown a little, but he can only tie it up a little, which is much worse than the long fluttering hair in ancient times.
He teased his bangs and continued:
"I'm afraid that there will be an accident on the road and leave regrets, I proposed to Sister Yan last night, I thought she would be moved, but she looked at me like a fool, and touched my head to see if I had a fever, so I didn't say a word about the bunch of romantic words I prepared...... Brother, this woman restricts me! ”
As he spoke, Sun Facai's expression became much more solemn:
"Brother Yu, if I die in an accident, I hope you can help protect the Cai family, don't let Wang Yun kill my old man, and don't let Sister Yan be taken away by a foreign race...... If it's possible, it's better to bring her to us, get her an identity and send her to college, she likes knowledge so much, the more I get along with her, the more inferior I become......"
Speaking of this, Sun Facai's eyes were a little red, he lowered his head to adjust his mood, and laughed dryly at the camera:
"It's the same as explaining the aftermath, don't talk about the words that affect the atmosphere, I hope this way goes well, first like this, and then continue filming when you get out of the city."
He adjusts the camera to the front view, and the video ends.
Brother, you can't die, if you die, the entire Three Kingdoms World will return to its original trajectory.
Now Lu Bu and Jia Xu can work together to change the world of the Three Kingdoms, not because of how much help the B&B has given, but because your grandson Facai is disturbing the heavens there.
You're gone, and everything is back to zero.
After sighing, Li Yu clicked on the next video.
In the picture, a rugged road appears, and in front of it are soldiers in strong clothes and people pushing wheelbarrows to drag their families, and when they see the car coming, they take refuge on both sides of the road.
Next, the camera suddenly jolted, and the sound of the car hanging on the chassis was heard, and Sun Facai scolded:
"Damn, these idiots can't build the road just because they're just going to fight? If you go on like this, the underbody guard will have to be destroyed sooner or later. ”
Cai Yan's voice was a little more peaceful:
"Don't worry, husband, let's just walk slowly...... This time the car was completely exposed, Dong Zhuo will definitely ask for it, how does the husband plan to deal with it? ”
"Just give it to him, anyway, he can only stare dryly without oil...... Recently, I deliberately drove around the streets of Luoyang to make everyone feel weird, otherwise it would really scare people...... Sister Yan brought me a steamed bun, garlic-scented. ”
Damn, is this the ordeal that the savior needs to go through...... Li Yu listened to Sun Facai's chewing sound and wanted to get something to eat.
He pressed the pause, and just as he was about to get up to find something to eat, Lu Bu walked in with two basins.
One pot is freshly fished out of the braised pork, and the other pot is the oily noodles that Xiuhe just made for Lu Bu.
The noodles are boiled with green vegetables, drizzled with various seasonings, and then a large spoonful of dried chili noodles are added, and the spicy flavor comes out as soon as the hot oil is poured.
"I didn't expect that there was such a simple way to make soup cakes, go back and make a pot for Mr. Wenhe to taste for my brother."
Lu Bu stirred the noodles with chopsticks, fully hung up the chili oil and sauce, picked up a chopstick and took a big bite, and said with satisfaction:
"Shutan, this way of eating is really delicious!"
Li Yu looked at the braised meat in the basin, picked out a pig's tail and gnawed it, clicked the space bar with his hand, and continued to play the video.
Although he was in the car, Cai Yan did not forget to learn:
"Now that the road is congested, can the husband tell the concubine about the Pythagorean theorem?"
The sound of chewing buns stopped for a moment, and then Sun Facai's coughing sounded:
"Sister Yan, I've forgotten all this knowledge, I have to learn it by myself before I can tell you."
"Can you tell us about the pros and cons of a constitutional monarchy?"
"This ...... I also had to read the book first. ”
"The displacement reaction in chemistry textbooks, is it impossible for my husband to talk about it?"
"My sister Yan is really smart, she can even guess this."
“……”
Although marrying a talented girl is quite enviable, looking at Sun Facai's posture, it is obviously unbearable.
Don't disgrace modern people, shit.
Lu Bu took several bites of noodles in a row, took a big bite of pig's head meat, and asked while chewing:
"Why can't I understand what they're talking about?"
"It's all modern knowledge...... Cai Yan is really smart, he actually learned the junior high school curriculum by himself in such a short period of time, and he is well-rounded and has no bias. ”
If this comes to the real world, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to get a top student in the college entrance examination...... The setting of a talented girl is really amazing.
In the video, the two are still chatting, but something is wrong ahead.
A small group of Xiliang sergeants dragged the two Mai women to the woods on the side of the road, with a smiling expression, and they knew what was about to happen without asking.
Cai Yan scolded resentfully:
"Livestock!"
Sun Facai honked the horn of the car, lowered the window and just wanted to see the righteousness and bravery, when suddenly a general in armor arrived on horseback and whipped the soldiers fiercely.
After a few soldiers dispersed, the general turned around, and Li Yu saw clearly:
"Wei Xu?"
Lu Bu took a bite of the greasy onion:
"Yes, Wei Xu was responsible for escorting his family members to Chang'an, and the men and horses he brought with him escorted the family members, while he himself followed the front and rear of the car...... Mr. Wen He said that making a rich brother is the foundation of world change, and we can all die, but only a rich brother must live! ”
In the shot, Wei Xu rode a horse and waited on the side of the road, waiting for Sun Facai's car to come, and saluted with his fists and reminded:
"Brother Fa Cai, don't blow the horn indiscriminately, it will cause unnecessary trouble, if you encounter this situation again, don't clash with the soldiers...... Mr. Wenhe said that the rebels are like bandits, please bear with me. ”
Sun Facai's voice was full of doubts:
"You are?"
"In Xia Wei Xu, I was ordered to protect Brother Fa Cai and his family."
As soon as he heard that he was the one who protected himself, Sun Facai's voice was a little more excited:
"Thank you, brother...... Sister Yan, what about those vacuum-packed Daokou roast chickens? Take a few bags to General Wei Xu, and get some bread or something. ”
Lu Bu looked at this scene and took a big mouthful of noodles:
"No wonder Wei Xu came back from Chang'an and kept asking where the mouth was, it turned out that he was still thinking about roast chicken."
Li Yu asked:
"Is Wei Xu in the camp now?"
Lu Bu nodded:
"Yes, I rushed all the way back from Chang'an, and after I recovered, I lay down and fell asleep."
When Li Yu heard this, he picked up his mobile phone and called Zhang Guoan:
"Now you drive the logistics car, go to the old shops of Daokou roast chicken in the city, and buy all their roast chicken...... Yes, all, as much as you want! ”
Hanging up the phone, Li Yu transferred 30,000 yuan to Zhang Guoan, and left a sentence by the way:
"Tell me if it's not enough, I'll transfer it to you."
As far as Sun Facai's mouth is concerned, I don't know how many people he will offend along the way, and now that he can arrive in Chang'an safely, Wei Xu should have taken a lot of effort.
This little general, who looks to be only eighteen or nineteen years old, is very solid, he successfully recruited Dian Wei to his command last time, and now he is escorting his good buddies all the way to Chang'an.
Such a great hero wants to eat Daokou roast chicken, so what are you hesitating about? Arrangement!
Lu Bu put down the basin, hugged his fist at Li Yu and said:
"Thank you for Wei Xu, Brother Xian!"
Li Yu shook his head and said:
"He sent my good buddy all the way to Chang'an, what is it when I invite him to eat roast chicken...... Moreover, vacuum-packed roast chicken is not as delicious as freshly made, and if you want to eat it, you have to eat authentic ones. ”
In the video, Wei Xu, who received the roast chicken and a bag of snacks, was overjoyed and ran all the way back, probably wanting to share it with his family.
The car continued to move forward, and Cai Yan said with emotion:
"It's really proper to arrange General Wei's escort, and Mr. Wenhe deserves to be a first-class strategist."
Sun Facai echoed:
"I used to think he was an old silver coin, and I was quite scared. Fortunately, he is on our side, and it is the opponents who should be frightened......"
At the end of this video, Li Yu and Lu Bu continued to look down in chronological order.
Along the way, there were all kinds of miserable sights, people who starved to death, women who were humiliated to death, and old people who were so sick that they could only lie on the side of the road and wait for death......
Sun Facai was quite active just out of Luoyang City, and all kinds of small swords and love words kept bombarding Cai Yan, which was completely in a state of taking his lover out for a road trip.
But the further they went, the more silent the young couple became.
When Chang'an City was in sight, the two of them didn't even sigh when they saw the corpse.
Fortunately, Wei Xu came over from time to time to take care of it, otherwise he would have to kill the two of them along the way.
The last video is in front of a tall mansion in Chang'an City, Wei Xu came to say goodbye, and Sun Facai packed a carton of food from the car and handed it to him.
After Wei Xu left, Sun Facai got into the car and adjusted the camera to the perspective of the car.
It took a few days on the road, but Sun Facai looked several years old, and he lost a lot of weight, and the car was full of all kinds of food, but he couldn't eat a bite.
"Brother Yu, we arrived in Chang'an safely, fortunately, there are Wei Xu brothers with us, which can be regarded as a thrilling ...... I went to the city wall just now and looked through binoculars, and there were more people coming here, black and pressed, like ants, I don't know how many people will die. ”
He was silent for a moment, then continued:
"When I settle down, I will try to dispense gunpowder, and try to get the artillery out as soon as possible, so as not to disgrace the Polytechnic...... If it goes well, I will help your apprentice to take the position as soon as possible, I can't wait for Dong Zhuo to die, I want to end this troubled world as soon as possible. ”
What he saw and heard along the way made Sun Facai feel deeply, and he was not in the mood to say the sassy words that he usually hung on his lips, he just wanted to do something for the people here.
This matter is planned by Jia Xu, you tell me it's useless...... Li Yu plans to talk to Lu Bu later to see if Lao Jia has any plan B.
We can't always wait for the wheels of the times to roll forward, and when necessary, we can also take the initiative to turn the wheels.
Sun Facai readjusted the dash cam to the perspective outside the car, and a group of menacing family members appeared in the distance, coming straight to Cai's mansion, and knocked the two subordinates of Cai's mansion to the ground without saying anything......
The video came to an abrupt end here, and Li Yu flipped through the folder and didn't see the follow-up video file.
"What's going on?"
Damn, I didn't encounter any twists and turns along the way from Luoyang to Chang'an, why was I bullied to the head when I arrived in Chang'an?
Lu Bu grabbed a piece of pig ear, rolled it up and took a bite like eating a flatbread:
"These are Wang Yun's family members, and Cai Yong's house was occupied on the grounds that there were many Wang families and the house arranged by the court was too small...... When Wei Xu heard about this, he specially led the troops to go again. ”
Li Yu was nervous:
"Fighting?"
It's nothing to do with the people who beat the Wang family in the Tiger Prison, even if Situ Fu has an opinion, he can only suffer this loss.
But now in Chang'an City, if the soldiers beat the family of Situ Mansion, Wei Xu's sin will be great.
Lu Bu shook his head:
"There was no fight, Cai Yong was still on the road with the little emperor's Luan, Cai Yan took the lead to make a fortune and a group of family members to give up the house and find another remote house."
My day, isn't this a loss?
lv bu says:
"That house is closer to the palace, it is more convenient to use the walkie-talkie to communicate with the little emperor, and it is also next to the school field in the city, and it is also very convenient to test gunpowder and other things."
Lu Bu is still in charge of Jinwu, and when he goes to Chang'an, he will be stationed in the school field in the city to guard the palace, so that Sun Facai's safety can indeed be improved a lot.
But this loss can't just be counted...... Lu Bu finished eating the pig's ears in three bites and assured Li Yu:
"When my brother goes to Chang'an, no matter how many grievances the rich brother has suffered, he will return it tenfold and hundredfold...... The little emperor needs to step on the heads of the princes in order to regain control of the court and revitalize the Han family. ”
Li Yu did not doubt Lu Bu's execution at all, he said:
"You go back and ask Mr. Wenhe, see if he can win over some more generals of the Xiliang Army, make the court more chaotic, and assassinate Dong Zhuo in advance!"
After Dong Zhuo's death, hundreds of thousands of Xiliang troops were leaderless, and they soon became a disaster.
Start in advance now, and when Dong Zhuo dies, he can logically be co-opted, streamlined, and all the eliminated soldiers will go to Tuntian, open mines, and build various factories.
If it goes well, within three years, the entire land of Sanqin will change greatly.
And at that time, Cao Apu should still be slaughtering cities around Xuzhou to avenge his father, right?
When Lu Bu heard that he was going to assassinate Dong Zhuo in advance, he was so excited that he couldn't even eat the meat:
"Brother Wei also thinks so, as long as he has the ability to take over the court, he will start to do it when I and the state army arrive in Chang'an!"
The assassination of Dong Zhuo is a major event in the Three Kingdoms world, and we must be cautious.
Especially now that the plot has completely changed, there is no beauty scheme, no Wang Yun fanning the flames, and the entire assassination process needs to be laid out from scratch.
However, the plan to assassinate Dong Zhuo was all on Jia Xu, and it was too oppressive for employees, so he had to find a helper for Lao Jia.
Or, in the name of punishing Dong thief, fool Xun Yu over and lighten the burden on Lao Jia's shoulders?
Thinking of this, Li Yu asked:
"Where is Xun Yu now?"
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(End of chapter)