Chapter 167 Lu Bu: Be a delicate pig boy! 【Ask for a commuter pass】

"Xun Wenruo has led the entire Xun clan and moved his family to Jizhou."

Since getting the talent list of the late Han Dynasty, Lu Bu and Jia Xu began to sort out the important talents in the early Three Kingdoms, among which Yingchuan Xun was the main object of attention.

Xun Yu once served as the palace guard in Luoyang, and was a petty official under the command of Shaofu who was in charge of paper, pen, ink, sealing mud and other items.

After Dong Zhuo took power, he was keenly aware of the turmoil in the DPRK, so he hurriedly left Luoyang and led the entire Yingchuan Xun clan to Hebei for refuge.

Fortunately, he left early, otherwise Lu Bu's drama of robbing Jia Xu would probably be staged again.

In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Xun Yu appeared very late, and Cao Cao appeared in Yanzhou before preparing to slaughter the city in Xuzhou, and defected to Cao Cao with his nephew Xun You.

Now, if you can invite him out of the mountain in advance, it will be much easier than digging the foot of the wall later.

However, this simplicity is also relative, Dong Zhuo has just taken power, Xun Yu ran away like a frightened rabbit, and it should be very difficult for him to come back and plot to kill Dong Zhuo.

I have to discuss it with Jia Xu first to see if he has any good suggestions.

Lu Bu looked like Song Gongming was possessed and asked:

"Brother Xian, why don't we follow Liangshan's example, think of a conspiracy, earn Xun Wenruo, and conspire together!"

Li Yu: "......"

I just said that I shouldn't let you watch "Water Margin".

The good and dignified Lu Wenhou gradually changed into the shape of Song Sanlang.

If you use Liangshan's routine to make people to pit Xun Wenruo, this guy can hide directly in Lake Baikal, believe it or not?

He said to Lu Bu:

"We're not bandits, there's no need to use those indiscriminate tactics, let's listen to Mr. Wenhe's idea, he should have a way."

In fact, there is another strategy, which is to get a batch of blank edicts through the little emperor Liu Xie, and Jia Xu will fill in the name of whoever he likes, and there is a high probability that people will be fooled.

But in doing so, it is easy for Liu Xie to make it difficult for him to protect himself.

Now the little guy is surrounded not only by Jia Xu's arrangement, but also by Dong Zhuo's people, the people of the Shi clan, the people of the princes, and even double agents, three-sided agents, and so on.

In this case, it is better for Liu Xie to maintain the image of a harmless child who is harmless to humans and animals.

After the state army arrives in Chang'an and takes over the palace guards, it is not too late to consider pushing the little guy to the front of the stage.

Thinking of this, Li Yu went back to the room and took the men's perfume he gave when he bought facial cleanser last time:

"I heard that Xun Yu likes to make himself fragrant, he should like men's perfumes, you can try it from this aspect."

Men's perfume?

As soon as I heard it, it was in line with my noble temperament...... Lu Bu hurriedly pulled a wet towel from the table, quickly wiped the grease off his hands, and took the perfume with both hands.

He first pulled the cap of the bottle, lowered his head and sniffed it, with excitement on his face:

"Brother Xian, how should I use this thing?"

Damn, I forgot that this guy is a delicate pig boy, I couldn't wait to put it on my face when I saw the mask last time, and I definitely won't let it go when I encounter perfume this time.

Li Yu took the bottle, took two steps back, and quickly sprayed twice on his body:

"The perfume can't be too much, just a little bit of smell, so that it smells light, and if it's strong and pungent, it's too much."

Lu Bu stared at Li Yu intently, and raised his own questions:

"Squirting from the left armpit to the right armpit? Is that a little fine? Wouldn't it seem too stingy? ”

Are you supposed to be spraying flower water?

Huh? Looking back, you can get some toilet water, which is not only cheap, but also repels mosquitoes, is durable, and much stronger than expensive and small men's perfumes.

I just don't know if the handsome guy Xun knows that the expensive perfume he sprays is only a few dollars a bottle in the future, will collapse.

Lu Bu tried it on himself, and then lowered his head and sniffed:

"The fragrance is indeed not so strong, it is quite comfortable, is there still a virtuous brother? If you have it, you also need a bottle for your brother, and when you go into battle to kill the enemy, you don't have perfume, and you always feel that something is missing......"

Aren't you afraid that the red rabbit horse can't stand the smell?

Li Yu took out his mobile phone and bought a few bottles of cologne online:

"You use this bottle first, and then experience it when a new one arrives in a few days."

Now the Bingzhou Army is playing the role of a defeated general who has withdrawn from the defeated army to repair, even if he wants to recruit Xun Yu, he can't be too public-minded recently, at least he has to wait for Dong Zhuo to leave the Tiger Prison.

In addition to Xun Yu, other strategists should also be searched.

In the information given by Zhou Ruotong and her uncle, the analysis of the strategists is quite comprehensive, and I hope that Jia Xu can use it flexibly and wipe out all the talents of the Three Kingdoms as soon as possible.

After Lu Bu finished studying the perfume, he cheekily took all Li Yu's facial cleanser, toner and other toiletries as his own, and put them into the bag as treasures, with a posture of leading the new fashion trend of the Three Kingdoms.

"It's a pity that your hair can't be cut, otherwise you should change your hairstyle and stand on the battlefield, which should be more eye-catching."

Then why don't you dye your hair too, and directly debut in the Three Kingdoms in the style of killing Matt, bring a bag of cement when you fight, and directly kill all the hostile forces...... Li Yu silently complained for a wave, and thought of a serious thing:

"Have you worshiped Mother Lishan?"

"Goodbye, Mr. Wenhe also urged me to bathe and change my clothes, and pray sincerely, but I didn't respond at all after working for a long time...... Is it true that you really want to be sisters with Gui Ying? ”

Don't go to extremes, you guy.

In case she becomes a sister, the mother has not yet appeared, so it's not in vain.

Li Yu planned to ask Mu Guiying, although this crazy girl was not in shape all day, but after all, she was brought up by her mother, and she should know how to do this.

It's a pity that Marshal Mu's plot can't end in a short time, otherwise when she becomes an immortal, we can be regarded as having our own people in Heavenly Court.

Even if it doesn't affect the real world, at least it can intervene in other worlds and provide some help to other administrators.

Not long after, Zhang Guoan sent the roast chicken and packed it into more than a dozen cardboard boxes, about three or four hundred.

"I said it was all over, and the shopkeeper thought he was here to find fault."

This kind of time-honored store, there are many repeat customers, and the amount of cooking is almost the same every day, and now Zhang Guoan directly buys out all the roast chicken made by others, which is really surprising.

Seeing the roast chicken, Lu Bu picked up one without saying a word, unscrewed the chicken's thigh and took a bite:

"Hey, this taste is really different, it's delicious."

Nonsense, when the Beijing-Shanghai line ate Texas grilled chicken, the Beijing-Guangzhou line ate Daokou roast chicken, both were famous, whenever a train stopped in Yinzhou, the vendors on the platform began to sell the roast chicken along the window.

Passengers who are not bad for money buy one, and the whole carriage is scented.

Zhang Guoan unloaded the roast chicken and drove away, Lu Buxuan took half of the roast chicken, took his perfume and facial cleanser and other items, and hurried back to the Three Kingdoms World.

Within two minutes, he hurriedly turned on the electric five wheels and came back to pull the roast chicken.

"When Wei Xu heard that there was still roast chicken, he happily didn't sleep, and he was sitting at the gate of the camp to eat the half I had left."

When Chang'an City settles down in the future, Sun Facai can open a Daokou roast chicken restaurant, which can comfort homesickness and often improve the lives of the soldiers.

I just don't know if the ingredients in the Three Kingdoms World are all incomplete, and the roast chicken made is not delicious here.

Sending Lu Bu away, Li Yu returned to the study, took out the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" on the bookshelf, and looked at it carefully.

In 192, Dong Zhuo wanted to abolish the Son of Heaven in Chang'an and establish himself as emperor, but was dissuaded by Cai Yong and continued to serve as Taishi.

At this time, the leader of the scholar clan has always been Cai Yong, who relied on Dong Zhuo's worship to protect many courtiers, while Wang Yun at the same time was in full swing planning the beauty plan.

It stands to reason that the two of them are both leaders of the Shi clan and should work together.

However, no matter how Wang Yun knelt and licked, how he deliberately flattered, Dong Zhuo preferred Cai Yong, even if Cai Yong usually didn't give him a good face.

It's really "the unobtainable are in turmoil, and the favored are fearless"...... This plot makes Li Yu feel like watching romance.

The second female tried every means to please the boss, but the boss favored the goddess of coldness.

It fully proves the emotional law that "the person who licks you as a dog is also a dog licker in front of others".

After Dong Zhuo's death, Cai Yong, the goddess of coldness, remembered the past feelings, wept sadly, and was seized by Wang Yun to be imprisoned, and beheaded two scholars who interceded for Cai Yong by the way.

Gotcha, it's time to turn to the drama of the heroine's revenge...... Li Yu was making up the routine of the female frequency essay in his brain, and Diao Chan brought a box of snacks and sent it over:

"Mr. Sir, Sister Zhou just hired an errand to deliver a snack, saying that it was just out of the pot, and the concubine secretly tasted one, and it tasted super good......"

Li Yu raised his head and saw that the box contained snacks such as honey three knives, and he was a little curious:

"Why did you suddenly think of delivering food?"

Hire someone to send it from the city, and you can buy dozens of boxes for errands, right?

Alas, what a ruined girl who can't live.

Diao Chan puffed out his cheeks and whispered:

"Just now, the concubine forwarded the practice of traditional snacks for the New Year in the circle of friends, and said that she wanted to try it, and then Sister Zhou spent money to buy it for me...... Sir, you can try it too, it's delicious. ”

This girl pinched a honey knife and put it into Li Yu's mouth, and picked up a Jiang rice strip with white sugar on the surface and tasted it:

"Ah, this is delicious, but it's a pity that you can't eat more, you'll get fat."

Li Yu chewed the honey three knives in his mouth, except for the sugar juice in it was too sweet, everything else was good.

He didn't eat it again after eating a piece, but continued to watch "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Diao Chan sat down, picked up a piece of mung bean cake and took a bite:

"Sir, are you ready to stir up the Three Kingdoms?"

Li Yu originally wanted to hide it from her, but felt that as a member of the homestay, Diao Chan should have the right to know:

"Little Cicada, if one day they kill Wang Yun, I hope you don't blame everyone, I have been trying my best to avoid conflicts with Wang Situ, but the Wang family is so domineering, sooner or later it will be cleaned up."

Among their own people, although Cai Yong's father and daughter have a very high status, they have always been honest and have never been domineering.

As a modern person, Sun Facai has been a little wasteful, and he has never bullied anyone.

Lu Bu has always been very obedient, and after he slaughtered Dong Zhuo in the original book, his prestige in the army is in full swing, and he can actually compete with Wang Yun.

But he has always believed that he should not take care of it, and suggested several times that Wang Yun should pardon Xiliangjun, but Wang Yun did not listen, and Lu Bu did not insist anymore.

As for Jia Xu, let alone domineering, he usually walks against the wall, for fear of being noticed.

When such a group of people get together and meet the high-flying Wang Yun, it is definitely incompatible.

After listening to Li Yu's words, Diao Chan was silent for a long time before he said:

"The Diao Chan of the Three Kingdoms World is dead, and now there is only the little cicada attached to Mr...... No matter what decision Mr. makes, the concubine will not object. ”

After saying that, this girl thought of something, and quickly patched it:

"But you won't drive me away!"

Li Yu pinched a honey and fed it to this girl's mouth:

"Don't suffer from gains and losses, I will raise you for a lifetime, and I will do what I say...... Go, take the market as the topic, write an essay of no less than 500 words, and the topic is self-designed. ”

I feel that Mr.'s words are sweeter than honey three knives...... Although she was assigned homework, the little girl looked happy and wrote beautifully.

Li Yu continued to study "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", although our intelligence is not as good as the strategists in the book, but we have to ponder.

In the evening, Diao Chan's essay got a full score as he wished, and Li Yu also finished watching the plot before and after the assassination of Dong Zhuo.

After arriving in Chang'an, Dong Zhuo was actually very careful, even the Shang Dynasty brought soldiers and horses, and every time he went out, the army opened the way, and it was not easy to assassinate him.

While others were still thinking about using knives and guns, Wang Yun figured out an advanced strategy to dismantle the fortress from within.

However, the little girl has been abducted to the real world, and the beauty plan naturally cannot be implemented.

Li Yu plans to remind Lu Bu next time that he will first pull Li Su into his own camp, and in the original book, it was Li Su's help that led to the success of the assassination, and if he wants to kill Dong Zhuo this time, he naturally has to be dragged up to increase the chances of winning in metaphysics.

The next day, Wang Chunxi led the construction team over.

Surveying and mapping, leveling the road, by the way, the location of the cable bridge was chosen.

According to Wang Chunxi's idea, the rope bridge can be pulled directly from the observation deck to the opposite side.

But considering that the vault is under the observation deck, and the B&B is not suitable for bustling tourists, Li Yu settled on the open space on the right side of the gate.

This location is close to the B&B, but not next to each other, tourists can come in to visit, or you can follow the plank road at the door to Longwang Village, the degree of freedom is relatively high.

And the construction process does not affect the business of the B&B, killing multiple birds with one stone.

In the open space next to the guesthouse, the construction of the warehouse is also going on simultaneously.

Digging the trench, the rammer begins to beat repeatedly, then tying steel bars, pouring concrete, and by the time it gets dark, the foundation of the entire warehouse has been made, and when it is completely solidified, the next step can be carried out.

At the end of the year, the workers are very motivated.

Everyone wants to earn more money so that they can stock up on more New Year's goods and buy a new set of clothes for their children.

When it was dark, the floor was poured, and Li Yu walked over to estimate the maximum capacity of this warehouse.

Having such a large warehouse is not only convenient for supplying the worlds in the book, but also convenient for the worlds to communicate with each other.

In the future, the positioning of the B&B is a transit station, and by the way, it is impossible to dump the materials of modern society there.

There has to be a limit so as not to disrupt the supply and demand of prices and resources in the real world.

Just as he was watching, he saw a figure flashing at the back door of the homestay, and Mu Guiying's toned figure quietly appeared.

But this crazy girl was different from usual, she didn't go to the restaurant to eat, and she didn't go to the study, but picked up a shovel and sneakily shaved around the yard.

Well?

What is this for?

Ready to dig a pit for me to fall?

Li Yu put his hands in his pockets and walked over slowly, ready to wait for Mu Guiying to make it bigger and then let her fill it in, so as to consume her exuberant energy and save her from always thinking about sabotage.

When he was about to reach the back door, he saw that Mu Guiying had dug a pit half a meter deep.

If you fall in the air like this, your leg may be broken if you break it.

Li Yu was worried that this girl was digging harder and harder, and couldn't help coughing:

"Gui Ying, what are you doing?"

The mad girl who was doing something bad was so excited that she turned around sharply, and there were three more throwing knives in her hand.

She was just about to throw back, only then did she see that it was Li Yu:

"Sir? Did you really have a clever idea, did you teleport directly from the study? ”

Li Yu: "......"

Don't set it for me, I won't do anything when I look back, I'll just die socially.

He walked to the dirt pit in the doorway and looked inside:

"Good road, why dig a hole?"

As soon as she said this, Mu Guiying's eyes flashed:

"This one...... That's what I'm practicing, and I want to dig and play...... I'll fill it out right away, and it won't get in the way of my husband's walking. ”

This is obviously not telling the truth.

Li Yu remembered the reply to Nuwa Niangniang last time, and suddenly thought of a possibility:

"This soil was asked to be dug by the mother?"

Mu Guiying's eyes widened, and she looked stunned:

"I didn't say anything, you guessed it...... Master is curious about the dirt here and wants me to bring some back, she is so old that she still likes to play with mud, you don't know how tired I usually are. ”

Sooner or later, the mother will hang you up and beat you...... Li Yu looked at the earthen pit:

"Dig the soil, dig the soil, why are you going so deep?"

"Master doesn't like these ordinary soil on the surface when playing with mud, she said it's best to use clay, but I don't know what it is......"

If you want to find clay, you have to go to Jingdezhen, the soil over there is good...... Li Yu thought that now that the B&B was in Pangu, the soil in the yard might have been disinfected, so he said:

"You fill in this pit first, and I'll take you outside to dig later."

There are not many clay here, but you can find some red clay, this kind of clay is sticky, high plasticity, I think it is not much different from clay.

When Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly filled in the soil pit, and deliberately stepped on it.

After finishing these, she carried a shovel, Li Yu took a woven bag and came to a small dirt slope outside the homestay, the two of them threw off their arms and planed hard, and soon, layers of red clay were dug out.

"How much does it take?"

"I don't know, let's prepare a bag first, I asked me for a bag of cement yesterday, it's mysterious all day long, if it weren't for the fact that she often robbed me of food, I suspect that she has turned into heaven."

The old mother is mysterious, and it's not for you.

After packing a bag of cement, Mu Guiying tied his mouth quickly, and was about to go back on his shoulder.

Li Yu asked:

"Has the water velocity been measured?"

"The measurement has been completed, and the topographic map has been completed, when will Mr. help Mu Kezhai buy equipment? I'm still waiting to eat hot pot with an induction cooker. ”

Can you think about something else?

A girl's family doesn't have a rough man like Lu Bu who loves beauty.

Mu Guiying hurriedly disappeared at the door of the backyard carrying the soil, planning to meet Niangniang's request first, and then come back to discuss the matter of the hydropower station.

After she left, Li Yu muttered silently:

"I hope that the soil of the real world can make Nuwa Niangniang pinch out the little person who disturbs the heavens, so that I don't have to worry about the staff of the B&B being kidnapped by the crazy girl, and Niangniang won't be angry with me...... Right? ”

(End of chapter)