Chapter 195: Nuwa: Now I really want to dig out your brain and take a look at it [Ask for a monthly pass]

"Villain Chao Gai, meet Immortal Master Li!"

Good guy, there's another title of immortal master...... Li Yuting envied the slash young man Wu Song before, but he didn't expect that his title was so many that he couldn't print a business card.

He saw Yue Fei standing and pointed to the computer chair next to him:

"Sit down, don't be inhibited."

"Obey the teacher's orders!"

Yue Fei sat down obediently, picked up "Five Thousand Years Up and Down" on the table, and read it carefully.

Li Yu shook the letter and continued to read the letter:

"The day before yesterday, I received the immortal drunk sent by Lu Yuan, and I knew that there was such a good wine in the world, and I also heard that Yan Qingxian, who sent the wine, said that this wine was brewed according to the method taught by Li Xianshi, and everyone in the cottage worshipped it."

Yan Qing went to send it, no wonder I have an extra title of immortal master, it must be that he deliberately said this in order to increase the mystery of Qilin Village.

Chao Gai is eager to bring the immortal drunk to Liangshan, it can't be that the bandits' gluttony is hooked by high alcohol, right?

If you can't get the wine shop back, the brothers in the village are afraid that they will want to go down the mountain to Qilin Village for three days.

With a high degree of liquor like charcoal fire, who still drinks self-brewed liquor that is accustomed to acidity.

"Now that the traitors are in charge, the people are not happy, although Chao Gai has fallen into the grass and Liangshan, he has always accepted heroes from all directions, and hopes that people with lofty ideals will join Liangshan and hold great things together!"

"If the immortal master comes, Chao Gai is willing to give up the position of the owner of the village, and the whole village will listen to the order, and the immortal master can show his ambitions and realize the ideal in his heart!"

actually talked about ideals, this letter was written by Wu Yong, right?

If Chao Gai wrote it himself, there is a high probability that there will be sentences such as "Brothers eat meat in large pieces, drink wine in large bowls, and boil their muscles and bones every day, so happy".

When I was a Baozheng in Dongxi Village, I boiled my muscles and bones every day, and when I went to Liangshan, I still boiled my muscles and bones, and I felt that Chao Gai was much more self-disciplined than those posing monsters in the gym...... Li Yu silently teased Chao Tianwang and continued to read the letter:

"I wanted to send some gold and silver to the immortal master, but I was afraid that those things would stain the eyes of the immortal master, so the three-headed leader Gongsun Daochang offered a handful of dust, and asked Wu Xue to give it to the immortal master, please smile!"

Why does gold and silver stain the eyes, this is the right way to wash the eyes...... Li Yu felt that he had missed billions, glanced at the long box next to him, and muttered in his heart:

I'm not a Taoist priest, what are you going to do with me getting a whisk of dust?

"The dust comes from Luo Zhenren, the master of the three leaders, and it is said that there is a secret of becoming an immortal inside, and Gongsun Daochang can't understand it thoroughly, hoping that the immortal master can gain something."

Damn, Gongsun Sheng is really generous.

The secret of becoming an immortal was sent out so lightly, aren't you afraid that I am your enemy?

I thought it would take a long time to catch up with Luo Zhenren's relationship, but I didn't expect there to be light so soon...... Li Yu was happy, and suddenly thought of a question.

Could it be that Luo Zhenren calculated something, so he deliberately let Gongsun Sheng send the dust?

Otherwise, such an important thing contains the secret of becoming an immortal, even if you can't understand it thoroughly, it will be passed on to future generations or apprentices, how can it be easily given to an irrelevant person?

The more Li Yu thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, and if he had the opportunity, he had to let Wu Song or Yue Fei go to Luo Zhenren to build a good relationship, maybe he would be able to use it in the future.

The second half of the letter was basically some polite words, Li Yu hurriedly read it, handed it to Yue Fei casually, and then opened the long wooden box.

There is a whisk lying quietly inside, but unlike the common whisk, the main body of this whisk is carved from mutton fat white jade, and it is full of mysterious patterns, which looks full of fairy spirit, and it is not ordinary at first glance.

Li Yu grabbed it in his hand and waved it twice, he didn't feel anything special, and he couldn't understand those patterns at all.

Go back and ask Niangniang, she is a saint, she should be able to see something...... Li Yu put the dust back in the box, looked at Yue Fei and asked:

"Does Wu Yong have any performance in Qilin Village?"

"He chatted with a few outsiders, went to the field to see, and learned to eat crabs, as if he had been observing attentively, and did not do anything else."

Liang Shan wants to drag people up the mountain, as long as Wu uses the horse, he will do everything.

This guy suddenly went to Qilin Village, if he wanted to be unfavorable to Yue Fei and the others, he could only kill him first.

After Yue Fei finished talking about Wu Yong, he mentioned one more thing:

"During the meal, Wu Xuexue mentioned Song Gongming, and he was highly respected in his words, but at this time, the Song leader was in Jiangzhou Prison City, and he had not yet gone to Liangshan."

Wu Yong is a bookkeeping pedant with Chao Gai, and only by following Song Jiang can he be regarded as having room to display his ambitions, and those shady tricks are also used like a fish in water.

Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu sent the wooden box back to the room, and put it in the vault at night, so as not to damage it.

After all, jade is a thing that doesn't need to be dropped.

Back in the study, Li Yu asked about some new changes in Qilin Village and Yue Fei's self-study, then turned on the computer and wrote a reply letter to Chao Gai.

Someone sent an offer, and they had to reply if they were reasonable.

In the letter, he politely rejected Chao Gai's solicitation, and in the name of discussing Taoism, he invited Gongsun Sheng to come to Qilin Village as a guest, laying a good foundation for contacting Luo Zhenren in the future.

After the letter was written, Yue Fei stuffed it into his arms and talked about Yan Qing:

"After sending Liang Shan and his party away, Brother Yan Qing plans to take the divine doctor An Daoquan to Qilin Village, and he has already contacted the divine doctor An through a letter some time ago."

According to the description in the original book, Zhou Tong will die of wind and cold in two years, so he must invite the divine doctor in advance to avoid being blind.

I just don't know if An Daoquan is willing to come to Qilin Village.

I remember that in order to invite this miracle doctor to go up the mountain, Zhang Shun slaughtered his good family, and then imitated Wu Song and wrote the words "Murderer, An Daoquan" on the wall.

An Daoquan was helpless, so he followed Liangshan.

On the eve of the expedition, Song Huizong issued an edict to let An Daoquan enter the palace as a doctor, and the divine doctor went with the medicine box, for fear that Song Huizong would regret it.

"When you go to find Antaoquan, remember to take his good family over."

You can't learn from Zhang Shun, and if you are good, you will kill the whole family.

Yue Fei hugged his fists and agreed:

"The student union will tell Brother Yan Qing."

After chatting about business, Li Yu took some study materials for Xiao Yuefei, and then returned to the kitchen and continued to cook.

At noon, Zhou Ruotong came over and was a little surprised to see the crab:

"Where did you buy it?"

"A friend gave it to me, and I don't know where to find it."

The gentleman really opened his mouth to talk nonsense...... Yue Fei sat on the side and ate the wild vegetables silently, thinking that it tasted good, and specially asked Xiuhe for advice on the appearance of various wild vegetables.

"You want to know this? Later, I will go digging wild vegetables with us, and when I picked vegetables in the morning, I posted a circle of friends, and a few customers also wanted to try them. ”

"Okay, I'll go with my sister-in-law after dinner."

In the past, every spring, Yue Fei would also go to the mountains to dig wild vegetables, but it didn't look like what he ate today, and now he can learn more about some wild vegetable varieties, and he naturally won't miss it.

In the evening, Yue Fei, who had a lot of wild vegetable varieties, was just about to leave, and when he saw the spears, spears, double knives and other weapons in the warehouse, he asked curiously:

"Sir, is anyone practicing martial arts here?"

"Yes, Second Brother Shan has been training with Lu Bu and Wu Song recently to improve his combat awareness...... If you're not busy, you can come over and practice, but you have to make the right time. ”

The speed of time in the Three Kingdoms World is about the same as in the real world, and it is easier for Lu Bu to control time.

But Water Margin said that the time flow rate of Yue World is different, and it needs to be calculated in advance.

Yue Fei was a little eager to try:

"The student came to try it tonight, I've been practicing with Senior Brother Lu recently, and I haven't fought against Wen Hou and the others yet."

Good guy, Marshal Yue, is this a skill itch?

According to the setting of "The Complete Biography of Yue Yue", Yue Fei has learned all of Zhou Dong's martial arts, and his combat effectiveness is no less than Lu Junyi's, but according to the ceiling, Gao Chongcai is on par with Lu Junyi, and Yue Fei should be a grade higher than the Liangshan Five Tigers.

I don't know if Yue Fei's combat effectiveness can be improved a little more if he has been learning from the masters.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Yue Fei arrived as promised with the Liquan spear, and the four of them practiced against each other, Li Yu told them to pay attention to safety, and then sent the dust to the vault.

Once you can talk to Niangniang, you will take the dust over and ask what the secret of Chengxian is.

If we can learn it, let's make a fairy.

Two days later, Yue Fei came again and told Liang Shan and his party to accompany Zhou Tong to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival, and then said goodbye and went back.

Before leaving, Lu Junyi deliberately sent several cars of immortals drunk, and by the way, on the pretext of serving his master, he politely declined Lin Chong and Wu Yong's invitation to join Liangshan.

"Your Senior Brother Lu has hinted to this extent, and Lin Chong didn't react?"

They are all senior brothers, Lu Junyi said that he wanted to stay in Qilin Village to support his master, and you, as a big apprentice, are so silent, isn't it right?

Yue Fei recalled the scene at that time and said:

Senior Brother Lin struggled a little on his face, and only said that he would come to visit often, but did not say anything else.

Damn, this can't be the work of the gods, right?

Recently, he has been in contact with immortals to change the world, which has made Li Yu a little grassy.

"Brother Yan Qing said that every time he is with someone from Liangshan, he will feel inexplicably close in his heart, but he didn't feel it as strong as when he went to Liangshan to deliver wine last time, and Senior Brother Lu also had this thought, but it was not obvious."

The heroes of Liangshan are all magic stars, and they will attract each other.

According to the introduction in the original book, even if they have the revenge of annihilation, they will laugh at the enmity and become brothers in life and death.

But in Qilin Village, Yan Qing and Lu Junyi's feelings are far less intense than those described in the book, what is the situation?

Too far away from Liangshan and the signal is blocked?

Li Yu tapped his fingers on the tabletop, looked at Yue Fei, who was meditating, and suddenly had a thought in his heart:

"It can't be the reason for following Yue Fei, right?"

Yue Fei is the cheap uncle of Rulai, who is gold-plated, representing the Buddha Gate, and the heavenly court represented by the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang is in a competitive relationship, and it is normal to shade the stars.

If only Yue Fei led the heroes of Liangshan to kill the Jin soldiers and cleanse the demonic qi, the demands of the two sides would be the same.

But there is a high probability that it will not work, after all, there are many things in Buddhism that have Smecta's behavior:

[What's mine is mine, yours is still mine]

Maybe let Yue Fei lead the heroes of Liangshan to cleanse a wave of demonic energy, and one hundred and eight demon stars went directly to the Western Elysium.

Alas, the knowledge of the immortals is still too little, not systematic enough, in the future, I have to let Niang Niang make up for the class, and understand clearly in order to resist the interference of heaven and rebuild the world!

Li Yu felt that in the future, the Water Margin said that the Yue world would be the focus of the immortal intervention, two worlds, two sets of people, and different enemies, plus there was no strong emperor deterrence, no one could tell where it would go.

Just thinking about it, Mu Guiying appeared in the warehouse on her off-road motorcycle, and when she saw someone, she deliberately screwed the throttle to the end, which was very annoying.

"Xiao Feifei, come up, Ben Shuai will take you around!"

Yue Fei shook his head and said very honestly:

"Forget it, I'm afraid of falling."

"Cut, don't trust my skills, do you? How could I have dropped you? ”

After Mu Guiying finished speaking, she drove to Li Yu's side, turned off the car, and got down to business:

"Master is very satisfied with the position of the statue, saying that you have bothered, and praising you for being a good boy...... It's so eccentric, she never praised me like that. ”

Niangniang wants to boast, but where do you let people boast?

Now that the statue has been poured, it is ready to be consecrated when it is painted.

When the time comes, we have to let Qin Qiong, Lu Buyue, Wu Fei, Song Diao Chan, and Mu Guiying all pass, and people from different worlds will all appear, so that Niangniang can also get to know each other.

In case there is danger in the world in the book, maybe you can summon the mother to save her life.

After conveying the praise of the mother, Mu Guiying took out her mobile phone again and introduced the progress of the research and development of the cannon.

The effect of the explosion is okay, although it is not as good as TNT, but it is better because it is cheaper.

Although it is a somewhat backward breech gun, it is already a dimensionality reduction strike in the category of cold weapons, and if a flamethrower is made again, it is basically no different from mowing grass.

Yue Fei looked at the video of the explosion, his expression was a little distracted:

"With such power, if it is blown up on a person, there is definitely no chance of survival."

He has been practicing martial arts for many years, but he didn't expect that there were weapons in the world that could blow up the flesh, and he felt that all kinds of marksmanship and tricks were suddenly useless.

李裕 says:

"Even in the era of thermal weapons, there is a time to fight bayonets, not to mention the ancient times with low productivity, and it will be very useful in the future if you practice martial arts well."

Now although there is a war in the Three Kingdoms world, there is no need for the state army to take action, the Sui and Tang worlds are still several years away from the war, and the Water Margin said that the Yue world is relatively peaceful.

The artillery technology that Mu Kezhai has figured out can only be used by himself first.

However, in the future, it will be able to support a wave of other worlds, and maybe the small R&D team of the Mu bandits will have more advanced artillery at that time, hoping that the enemies can hold on, and don't just fire the cannon and run away.

Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu went to a nearby pig farm to buy fifty little white pigs for Yue Fei, and ordered some thinner steel plates for Mu Kezhai to try, and let them try to smash some plate armor and weapons.

But whether it will work or not, the people in the village have to explore it on their own, Li Yu can only look up some information, and then shout cheers with his hands.

When it was dark, Li Yu and Wu Song turned on their flashlights and came to Qianqiu Lake along the mountain road in the scenic area.

Now that the idol has been built, it's time to put Niangniang's tailbone in it, just test the signal to see if Niangniang can sense this side.

Wu Song turned on the flashlight, and Li Yu carefully climbed onto the statue, and according to the marks drawn by Lao Xu, he found the reserved dark grid.

He took out the mother's tailbone and put it in, and put two more stones to cover it to prevent others from seeing and taking the tailbone away.

After doing this, as soon as I closed the dark grid door, Nuwa Niangniang's voice sounded in my mind:

"Thank you for your hard work, good boy, but it's a pity that you can't use divine power in the real world, otherwise I will at least elevate you to the level of a heavenly immortal, so that you can live a carefree life with Tianqi."

What's the difference between what you say and a blank check...... Li Yu saw that it worked, and directly took out the prepared metal glue and sealed the small door of the dark grid.

Nuwa Niangniang continued:

"Gui Ying's half-year shielding period is coming soon, and when the shielding is lifted, she should go to the Tianmen Array."

Sure enough, what Mu Guiying can enjoy now is related to Niangniang's shielding, and it is estimated that the imperial court did not encircle and suppress it, and it is also related to the shielding.

"Yes, except for some people who can't survive now, even if others hear this name, they will quickly forget it."

Is it dangerous to go to the Tianmen Array...... When Li Yu applied the glue, he asked silently in his heart.

Nuwa Niangniang said again:

"Now that the whole heavenly machine has been disturbed, it is impossible to speculate on the specific things, I only know that she is not injured, and the completion is quite smooth, and nothing else can be calculated."

Isn't that enough?

Niangniang, don't calculate too much, let Tiandao modify the plot along the way...... After the glue solidified, Li Yu tried it and confirmed that it couldn't be opened, so it slowly went down to the ground.

"Brother Li, how, does it work?"

Wu Song turned on the flashlight, looked at the tall statue, and inexplicably felt very relieved.

李裕 says:

"It worked! After the painting, we will hold a consecration ceremony, and we can also shoot some short videos to guide tourists to pray to Niangniang with milk tea. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Nuwa's voice rang in her head:

"Stinky boys are really weird, and there are no gods in the real world, otherwise you will be hung up and beaten by them sooner or later."

If there are really immortals in the real world, I have to talk to them about the humiliating history in modern times, where have these immortals died, and when you want to believe, one is more greedy than the other, and when there is something in the world, it is like a turtle with a shrinking head.

Believe in such an immortal, it is better to believe that I am Qin Shi Huang.

Li Yu silently complained for a wave, sat on the pedestal of the idol, and thought about the world plan in a few books in his heart, and then mentioned Heavenly Court:

"Niangniang, if you weaken Heavenly Court a little, will it have a bad impact on the world?"

"In addition to being in charge of the human world, the Heavenly Court is also responsible for the stability of heaven, earth and stars, the operation of the underworld, and the normal operation of rivers, lakes and seas...... It can be weakened, but it can't be without. ”

This is true from the point of view of feudal superstition, but from a scientific point of view?

Is it okay to promote science education throughout the world, sweep away superstitions, make atheism mainstream, and directly veto the existence of heaven and immortals?

Li Yu's brain hole made the mother silent for a while:

"Now, I'd like to dig out your brain and see what's going on...... I'm a fairy, I can't try, do you want to try kid? ”

I definitely want to think about it, but it's definitely very difficult.

Li Yu wanted to say that he tried it in Mu Guiying's world, but he realized that Niangniang came from that world, or through the trumpet of Li Shan's mother, if it was really successful, what should I do if I directly erased Niangniang?

Why don't you change to the Three Kingdoms World?

But on the side of the Three Kingdoms, only the old immortal of Nanhua flashed, and such a toss might annoy this old guy.

Water Margin said that Yue World interfered too much, not only the Heavenly Court opposed it, but also the Buddhism Sect, and offended the two forces at once, and some of the gains outweighed the losses.

Li Yu's thought flashed:

"Or ...... Try "Romance of the Gods"? ”

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