Chapter 196: "Sealing the Gods, It's a Conspiracy!" 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Kid, do you know about the gods?"
As soon as I thought of "Romance of the Gods", Nuwa Niangniang's gentle voice sounded in my mind.
Li Yu was overjoyed:
"Huh, not angry? It seems that there is a lot of hope. ”
But as soon as he thought of this, he felt a pain in his head, and finally felt the old mother's brain collapse again...... Should I say it or not, it still hurts.
"The canonization of the gods is a conspiracy against the human race, the sect, and the saints, I thought it was a good thing at the time, but now I look back and realize that it is not the case."
Niangniang's voice was neither sad nor joyful, but Li Yu heard deep chagrin.
Sure enough, sealing the gods is not as simple as it seems!
"Brother Li, you rest here, and the younger brother will go to the neighborhood to inspect first."
Wu Song saw that Li Yu was silent, his expression was sometimes painful and sometimes worried, and guessed that he was communicating with Nuwa Niangniang, so he proposed to patrol the neighborhood to see if there was anyone around.
Li Yu nodded, and when Wu Song walked away, Nuwa Niangniang's voice sounded again:
"This person has the Dao mark of the Xuannu, he is Wu Song, the Heavenly Wound Star of the Water Margin World, right?"
Li Yu hummed and asked in his heart what he had been confused all along:
"I brought Erlang to the real world and cut off his opportunity to become a god, did this help him or hurt him?"
"It seems that you don't know anything about the gods......"
Nuwa chuckled lightly and briefly introduced Li Yu to the whole process of the immortal's mortal experience.
After the immortals descend to earth, they will be reincarnated, and they will have a new human identity, and when the experience is over, the human identity will automatically disappear, and it is still the immortal himself who goes to heaven.
Of course, there are exceptions.
For example, Yue Fei, although he is the reincarnation of the golden-winged Dapeng of Buddhism, because his performance in the human world is too good, he was named the righteous god of the Heavenly Court Thunder Department.
The reincarnation of the golden-winged Dapeng of the Buddha Gate, what does it have to do with the prince Yue in my world?
After sealing the Thunder Ministry, the merits earned by the Golden-winged Dapeng in the world were naturally counted on the side of the Heavenly Court.
Tsk, sure enough, the gods also play this kind of office struggle.
"For the long life of the immortals, a hundred years in the world is in a hurry, and it is as short as a dream...... Wu Song is a dream of the Heavenly Wounded Star, you didn't harm him, but helped him get rid of the shackles of fate and have a new self. ”
You are truly the mother of all human beings, and you can really comfort people...... Knowing that Wu Song was not delayed, Li Yu felt a lot more relaxed inexplicably.
He brought the topic back to the gods:
"The story of the gods comes from a book called "The Romance of the Gods", I don't know if it is the same as the experience of the mother, why don't you give you the book first, and then make a decision after reading it?"
Nuwa was silent for a while, and then suddenly said:
"I've watched the whole plot from your mind...... An infighting in the Daomen has cheapened the Western religion, but the most serious loss is still in the human world, and this is my fault. ”
Well?
Don't you care about the inscription of the poems in Nuwa Palace?
Li Yu didn't expect Niangniang to blame herself so much, and hurriedly said:
"There's still room for redemption, as long as I open that world, let's start over...... Is it that those saints will turn their faces and directly re-establish the water, fire, and wind? ”
In "The Romance of the Gods", when the Tongtian Sect Master was defeated, he mentioned the re-establishment of the earth, water, fire, and wind, which is simply to restart the entire heaven and earth and start over.
If you just modify the plot a little, the saint in the book will restart the world, then you won't be able to play.
Nuwa Niangniang laughed:
"Silly boy, the re-establishment of the earth, water, fire, and wind will cause the tragic death of hundreds of millions of living beings, and even saints cannot afford this kind of cause and effect. The Six Saints of the Flood Desolation have three of them have turned into Dao, even if you open the world in the book, the characters are also the imitation of the Dao of Heaven, no matter how it develops, it will not reopen the heavens and the earth. ”
Li Yu was a little puzzled:
"Even Hongjun hasn't turned into a Taoist yet, if that world is opened, shouldn't they all return to the original point?"
"The Dao of Transformation is irreversible, otherwise we saints have been revisiting time, and we can delay the time of the Dao indefinitely, do you think the Dao of Heaven will agree?"
I don't make it, and I haven't drunk tea with Tiandao and talked about it...... Li Yu didn't expect that the saint transformation path was irreversible, which was actually equivalent to reducing the difficulty of the god world.
After all, as long as the saint doesn't flip the table, the rest of the struggle is much simpler.
Well, we have to find a way to weaken the Heavenly Court, this is the point, it is best to promote atheism, preach that man will conquer the sky or something, and give the Jade Emperor a little color.
"Who are the three of them?"
"Taishang, Tongtian, Leading...... Now there are Zhun Ti, Yuan Shi and me left. ”
Huh?
The strongest human Tongtian Sect Master has become a Taoist?
He will be angry, he will flip the table, and even stand up for the sake of his apprentice, why can't it be his turn to transform into a Taoist, right?
is Yuan Shi Tianzun, he is like an old silver coin in the whole "Romance of the Gods", and finally harmed his junior brother and fattened the Western religion.
"The Dao of Heavenly Transformation is in Zixiao Palace, I don't know the specific process, as for Yuan Shi, after he sent his apprentice to the Western Sect, he strictly followed the admonition of the saint and never appeared again."
Good guy, I originally thought that Niangniang, a 10,000-year-old otaku, was enough to give people a headache, but I didn't expect there to be a heavyweight otaku...... As soon as Li Yu thought of this, his head hurt several times.
"Dead child, who is the otaku? Don't think that I don't know modern vocabulary to arrange me, I also went to the edge of the universe to collect Chaos Divine Thunder in the last Yuan Hui. ”
Yuan Hui?
Is this a unit of time?
As soon as he thought of this, Li Yu had some more knowledge of cultivating immortals in his mind, including the unit of time.
He finished reading and saw the time of the Yuanhui representative:
[129,600 years]
My mother, the last time I went out was 120,000 years ago, is it wrong to say that you are a 10,000-year-old housegirl?
Li Yu's straightforward rhetorical question made Niangniang not know how to answer, so she had to reward the bear child with a few brain meltdowns in the name of love.
After teaching Li Yu a lesson, Niangniang instructed:
"If you can designate someone in the world you opened, choose Zishou, and when he comes, bring it directly to my statue, and I will add a layer of hints to his heart."
In the first few years when Prince Shou became emperor, he made great efforts to govern the country, and the entire Shang Dynasty was revitalized.
But when he went to Nuwa Palace to incense, he was blown by a gust of demon wind, and the whole person was possessed by a ghost, not only inscribed a poem YY Niangniang, but also started his mediocre ruling career.
But Yin Shang's foundation was too thick, and he tossed for twenty-eight years before the entire dynasty was destroyed.
If Zishou can be brought to the real world, Niangniang can implant a psychological hint in him, so that he will no longer be invaded by that demonic wind.
When Li Yu heard this arrangement, he asked curiously:
"Then can you implant me with a psychological hint to make a fortune, so that I am more motivated to fight?"
Or implant a psychological hint that you are not afraid of haunted houses, and wait for Professor Zhou to handle it again next time, and directly drag her in, shocking her for a whole year!
"It's useless, all my divine powers have no effect in the real world, and I can only exert them if I go to the world in the book...... Do you want to go to the world of books? ”
Li Yu thought of the scene of being beaten by a group of immortals in the world in the book, and quickly dispelled this idea:
"No, no, I'm very content to listen to your teachings, but I don't dare to expect anything else."
The mother was amused by this guy's performance:
"He also boasted that he was the savior of several worlds, and he was so cowardly."
Li Yu chatted with Niangniang for a while, and seeing that the time was not early, he called Wu Song, and the two walked back.
When about 500 meters away from Qianqiu Lake, Nuwa said:
"I feel here at most, no matter how far it goes, rest early, and don't forget to buy me a cup of cheese milk cover fresh fruit tea tomorrow, seven points of sugar."
Tsk, with this skillful way of ordering, human nature is maintained more than ordinary people, and there is no need to worry about Huadao.
Back at the B&B, Wu Song heard movement in the warehouse, and went to the study with a flashlight as a sparring partner, Li Yu was worried about opening the world of Fengshen, and was not in the mood to enjoy the attack of several muscular hunks, so he went to the study.
He picked up "Romance of the Gods" from the bookshelf and looked at it from the beginning seriously.
The beginning is that the Shang Dynasty has a fixed number, and it will end in the generation of Zishou, which belongs to the fixed number of the heavenly level, and if you want to interfere, you have to send someone to that world.
But there are immortals everywhere and a world full of human martyrs, and no one wants to go in modern times, right?
When Zishou came out, he discussed with his mother, brought some soil from modern society, and then bothered her old man to pinch someone again.
The person who pinched it can disrupt the heavens, and there is no need to worry about messing around over there, it's the best of both worlds.
Later, you have to have a good talk with the dog, and no matter how perfect the plan is, it must be realized by the dog, otherwise it will just become empty talk.
"Sir, what is an infinite non-cyclic decimals?"
While he was thinking, Diao Chan held the book and asked for math problems.
Li Yu came back to his senses, explained to her seriously, and then wrote on the paper:
"This is the symbol of pi, the most famous infinite non-cyclic decimal number, and there are still scientists who work tirelessly to calculate this number."
He said something about pi, and the little girl was surprised to hear it:
"I feel that mathematics is amazing, I must study hard in the future, and I can't embarrass my husband."
When I was in junior high school, I swore the same thing in front of my parents, and then I scored 59 points in the algebra test...... Li Yu handed the book to Diao Chan:
"The statue of Niangniang is ready, you can go and pray when you are not busy."
"Okay, okay, I have to praise Sister Gui Ying, she is so good to me."
Two days ago, the Hanfu store organized another live broadcast, and then it exploded again, which made the little Scrooge very happy, and followed netizens to shout the empress several times.
The lord of Mu Zhai was overjoyed when he heard this, and without saying a word, he rewarded a gold brick.
This is higher than the income of live broadcasting, and it is no wonder that the little girl is so happy that she wants to go to her mother to blow Mu Guiying's rainbow fart, so generous, it really deserves a wave of praise.
"Tomorrow I will bring Niang Niang a cup of new snow-topped green tea, she must not have drunk it...... Sir, what are you doing with "Romance of the Gods"? ”
Diao Chan was thinking about the blessing plan, and when he saw the "Romance of the Gods" on the table, he became interested.
Li Yu did not hide it:
"I'm ready to open this world, but it's hard to say exactly when it will be opened, everything needs to be explored."
Now that the world of five books has been opened, and another one is a god, the quota of the six worlds that the dog hinted at before will be full, and other worlds will not be able to open in the future.
But...... The dog just bit it at the time, not necessarily hinting at the six books.
And on Chinese New Year's Eve, it was upgraded again, and it is said that the number of worlds in the book that can be controlled should also increase.
Diao Chan silently downloaded the e-book of "Romance of the Gods" on his mobile phone, and by the way, he collected some interpretation videos, planning to lie in bed and watch it for a while before going to bed, and understand the general content first.
李裕 says:
"Don't stay up too late, turn on the light and look at your phone, lest you wear myopia glasses at a young age."
"I know, sir, don't be too late for you to play the game, beware of Sister Zhou's lesson!"
Che, you really think I'm afraid of her?
At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu came to the kitchen, turned on the gas stove, put a frying pan, smeared some butter on the bottom of the pan, and began to fry the steak.
Wait until the steak is browned on both sides, cut it while it is hot, sprinkle some large sea salt, and then carry it to the study.
As soon as I arrived at the study, I saw Brother Dao lying on the carpet, looking like he was going to sleep.
However, when it saw the steak that had just been fried, it rolled over and got up, ran to Li Yu's side happily, and rubbed its head against its trouser legs, thanking it for the sudden supper.
Li Yu didn't pour the meat directly into the dog basin, but pinched a piece and put it into his mouth:
"Don't say it, it tastes really good, do you want to eat it?"
"Woo-"
Brother Dao bared his teeth and roared, very dissatisfied with this kind of fraud.
Li Yu unhurriedly threw "Romance of the Gods" on the carpet and stated the conditions:
"Can you open this world and set the Shang prince Shou inside as the administrator by the way? The opening chapter is about him going to Nuwa Palace to offer incense, and you'd better drag him out before that. ”
After listening to the conditions, Brother Dao looked at the "Romance of the Gods" on the ground again, and suddenly got up and went to the other side of the carpet and lay down.
It's so difficult, I think you're here to entertain Ben Wang!
Seeing that this guy didn't cooperate, Li Yu had a feeling that his plan was about to fall through.
Damn, I didn't wait for the saint of the god world to lift the table, but the dog picked the son first and stopped doing it...... He hurriedly poured the meat into the dog basin and put it in front of Brother Dao:
"If you have any difficulties, just say it, I'll help you solve it if it can be solved, how can you make a mood?"
The dog lowered his head and ate the meat, and whined a few times in his mouth, but Li Yu didn't understand it at all.
In desperation, he had to come up with his killer idea:
"Actually, I still have two world rules that I haven't told you, if I tell you, can you drag Zishou out of the book for me?"
The dog who was eating meat was full of excitement, and looked up at Li Yu, his eyes were full of incredulity:
"Wang?"
Like an old father who accompanies his child into adolescence, Li Yu put his arms around the dog's neck and said:
"You eat first, after eating, let's talk openly and honestly, it's time to talk about your growth."
Brother Dao's eyes rolled, and he always felt that this sound strange.
It quickly finished the steak in the basin, and especially liked to wash its face with its paws, and then squatted on the carpet again, with sincerity in its eyes.
Li Yu took the clipboard used for Diao Chan's lecture, and wrote down numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 100, 1000 and other numbers on it, and then placed them in front of Brother Dao:
"If I were to tell you two more world rules, what would be the number of books you could control?"
He read out the numbers one by one, and then drew another circle in a corner:
"If these numbers are not right, just click on this circle, I can understand."
Brother Dao shook the tip of his tail, and finally put his paw on top of 10.
Rely on it, I said that after the upgrade, the number of books under control will also increase, and that's true.
It seems that in the future, there will be a lot of summary of the rules in the book, so that the dog can raise the level, and maybe there will be another administrator in each book.
After confirming that the quota had not been used up, Li Yu asked again:
"I'll give you two world rules, you drag Zishou out, it's no problem, right?"
Brother Dao didn't hide it this time, and nodded his head very seriously.
Clearly, it needs these rules badly.
"Then let's talk about it, come, high-five!"
The dog was speechless and raised his paw and patted Li Yu's hand, like those children who played childish games with their parents.
After the high-five, Li Yu turned on the computer and told the world rules that Qin Qiong had exchanged for his life.
After listening to this, Brother Dao ran around the study excitedly, went downstairs and had fun in the front yard and backyard, and then happily returned to the study and fell asleep with the pillow "Romance of the Gods".
Wow, that's it?
Li Yu felt relaxed for a while, closed the door of the study, returned to his room, washed up first, and then lay on the bed, just about to play a game, suddenly thought of something, and sent a message to Diao Chan:
"Stop playing with your phone, go to bed!"
The little girl immediately sent a frightened expression:
"I turned on the small table lamp, how do you know that the concubine hasn't slept yet?"
"Guess!"
In room 201, Diao Chan slammed the pig pillow next to him with a look of chagrin:
"Actually check the gang, Mr. is really bad!"
She replied with an OK gesture, put her phone aside, turned off the lamp, hugged the piggy pillow next to her and began to sleep, but as soon as she closed her eyes, she couldn't help but beat the piggy's ass twice.
The next morning, when Li Yu got up to run, he went to the study to see that the dog was still sleeping, his hair was shiny, and his body was even stronger.
He didn't bother the dog, went out to run a lap with Shan Xiongxin, and went to the gym to do some strength training, and then washed his face and went to the restaurant to eat.
When he was full of food and drink, he saw the dog coming down from the upstairs step by step like a village cadre, and the big paws were about to catch up with the palms of adults.
If it goes on like this, sooner or later it will become a mount.
I don't know what it's like to ride a dog into battle...... Li Yu thought of the joke in the music software, raised his hand and rubbed Brother Dao's head:
"What? Are you going to go to Longqi Mountain to pretend to be forced again? Do you need to eat something? ”
"Wang!"
Brother Dao screamed, did not eat, but went straight to the gate, and ran in the direction of Longqi Mountain with a puff of smoke.
Gotcha, I reminded it.
People have good luck and give others fortune at every turn, and you often go to join in the fun, so you can't bring some wealth to the house and solve the difficulties at home?
Li Yu muttered a few words, and suddenly realized a problem:
"Recently, the live broadcast has been on sale, the tickets for the scenic spot have been on sale, and the B&B is full...... Wouldn't it be the good luck cat looking at the dog's face and pulling it, right? ”
(End of chapter)