Chapter 205: Take Liu Guanzhang to eat hot pot, blood loss! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"You four stand close and laugh!"
In the morning, at the gate of the B&B, while the guests had not yet gotten up, Guan Yu, Qin Qiong, Wu Song, and Shan Xiongxin stood together in brand-new Hanfu and took a group photo under the command of Lu Bu.
Among the four people, the lowest is also 1.9 meters, Guan Yu is more than 2.1 meters, and Lu Bu, who is in charge of taking pictures, is half a head taller than Lao Guan, and several people are like a basketball team traveling collectively, and Zhao Dahu who has returned from running is envious:
"Damn, I'm not short at 1.8 meters, why do I feel like I can't lift my head at the B&B?"
He is actually only four centimeters shorter than Li Yu, but because his shoulders are too wide and his body is too big, the whole person looks shorter than Li Yu.
Lu Bu took a group photo of the four twos, took the digital camera in his hand and said to Liu Bei:
"Xuande looked, the four of them were perfectly photographed together...... It's much more real than the portrait, so let's take a photo later. ”
Well, when you really start fighting the Jin soldiers, find a way to take pictures of the appearance of the generals of the Jin Kingdom, and use the photos to make playing cards and send them to the army.
With this kind of exposure, no enemy general will want to play the strategy of the golden cicada shelling!
Liu Bei looked at the photos on the camera screen and exclaimed:
"It really works...... If Ma Mengqi had this artifact back then, he would not let Apo run away. ”
"It's not just Ma Mengqi, I used a halberd to stop Ah Pu in Puyang, and asked him where Cao Cao was, and he pointed in a random direction, causing me to miss the opportunity...... Later, ask the enemy general questions, and cut them horizontally and vertically! ”
In the entire "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", on the surface, Liu Bei almost collapsed all the way, but in fact, Cao Cao did not let it go too much, and there were several times when his life was at stake.
The pursuit of Dong Zhuo was ambushed by Xu Rong, and was ambushed by Lu Bu in Puyang, Wancheng said "There are prostitutes in the city", killed his son and Dian Wei, and even the mount Jueying was slaughtered.
conquest of Xiliang, chased by Ma Chao to cut his beard and abandon his robe; In the battle of Chibi, he fled like a headless fly.
Even if it weren't for Xu You's surrender before the battle and revealed the secret of Wuchaotun grain, it's really hard to say what the outcome of the Battle of Guandu would have been.
But the awesome people are like this, defeated and defeated, and then staggered back to their feet.
Lu Bu pointed the camera at the rope bridge being built in the distance:
"You see, you can also zoom in on the distant image by adjusting the focal length, imagine that if the scout has this thing in his hand, take a picture of the enemy's movements from a distance, and then send it to the commander's account in time for analysis, we are not afraid of any opponent."
Liu Bei was suddenly full of pride when he said this:
"What Feng Xian said is very true, if there are people who can't figure it out in the future, you can write to me, and I am willing to make suggestions and contribute to the rise of the Han Dynasty!"
Contribute? Then help me contain Soochow...... Lu Bu smiled:
"Sun Wentai is outside the Tiger Prison, does Xuande still marry his daughter? If you are willing, Lu is willing to protect this medium! ”
Liu Bei was full of excitement, and quickly refused:
Huo Huqi said: If the Huns are not broken, why should they be home...... Since you plan for that world, you don't think about personal issues, and you can make some contributions to the country and the people first. ”
What do you mean? Doesn't it sound like a perfect memory with Sun Shangxiang?
According to the setting of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Sun Shangxiang is a female military general or something, and it is estimated that she is the same as Mu bandits, and she looks good, so she should be compatible with Uncle Liu Huang.
Liu Bei didn't hide it:
"She took Zen'er and insisted on going back to Jiangdong, she didn't have my husband in her eyes, and even reprimanded Zilong Yide and the two, such an unclear woman, she naturally had to stay away."
Although it is a political marriage, Liu Bei is a good person, elegant and polite, if Sun Shangxiang does not return to Soochow, he will definitely become the queen of Ji Han in the later period.
As a result, when I returned to Jiangdong, I didn't wait to see him there, and I didn't have the face to come back, I was depressed every day, and I heard that Liu Bei had died in the White Emperor City, and I also committed suicide by throwing myself into the river.
In the whole "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Sun Zhongmou seems to like to do this kind of thing at both ends of the first rat, Jingzhou borrowed half of it and asked for it, cooperated well to carry out a sneak attack, and then dismantled half of the marriage, and then fled back halfway through the royal carry......
In the restaurant, Zhao Dahu touched Shan Xiongxin with his elbow:
"Second brother, why are there so many people today?"
Shan Xiongxin said with a smile:
"A few of my friends came last night, and they all like Hanfu...... Later, the black-faced bearded man also followed us to strike iron, he said that he hadn't picked a sledgehammer for many years, and he wanted to experience it. ”
"Holy, that's great, what's his name? I had two drinks with him at noon. ”
"His name is Zhang San'er, and he has a lot of strength."
In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhang Fei and Liu Bei Guan Yu were separated, and when they were trapped in the ancient city with their soldiers, they personally built weapons for their subordinates.
This experience of striking iron is not worth mentioning, but before going to bed last night, I heard Shan Xiongxin say that I have been striking iron every day recently, and Zhang Sanye was moved, so I made an appointment to experience it together today.
After dinner, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Qin Qiong hurriedly went to the study to continue studying, Wu Song went to the factory for a turn, and then went to the driving school to practice subject three.
In the warehouse, Lu Bu put a box of walkie-talkies on the electric five wheels, preparing to go back to extinguish the fire in Luoyang, and then withdraw from the city and join Xu Rong to go to Xingyang.
Before leaving, Li Yu said to him:
"Inquire about Sun Facai's movements, and by the way, ask Cai Yan about his studies, and what materials he needs can continue to prepare here."
"Brother Xian, rest assured, Guo Jia and Wei Xu will take people to set off in the past two days, and once they arrive in Chang'an, there will be a reply."
Lu Bu set up the walkie-talkie, and loaded more than 200 Tang Heng knives prepared by Li Yu into the car, killing Dong Zhuo for such a big thing, the weapons must be sophisticated, to ensure that nothing goes wrong.
As for the armor piece sent by logistics, Li Yu has already asked Mu Guiying to take one-third of it, and the rest is all given to Lu Bu.
Anyway, the state army will not have a combat mission in the future, so let them do the matter of stringing armor pieces by themselves.
In Longwang Village, Zhang Fei, who successfully skipped class, saw a set of golden armor in the warehouse, and was immediately attracted:
"What a dazzling armor, who is this for?"
Zhao Dahu proudly crossed his waist and said:
"This is Second Brother Qin's, there are still a few processes left to complete, and I will send it to him when I finish it."
As soon as he heard that it was for his own people, Zhang Fei couldn't help but take off his clothes and try it.
It's a pity that his face is already black, and when he is set off by the golden color, it looks even darker, and he even has a bit of the temperament of a village cannon, so Zhang San couldn't help but shout:
"It's not good-looking, why did Second Brother Qin choose this color?"
Shan Xiongxin knew as soon as he saw this performance that he wanted a new armor, and said to Zhao Dahu with a smile:
"Tailor-made a set of armor for Zhang San, I'll pay for it."
He took out his mobile phone, worried that 10,000 yuan was too little, so he directly transferred 20,000 yuan to Zhao Dahu.
Even if he comes to the real world, he will not change his past arrogance and generosity, if it weren't for the WeChat limit, he would even want to transfer another 40,000 yuan and get a set for Liu Bei and Guan Yu.
But it doesn't matter, make Zhang Fei's armor first, Uncle Liu Huang and Guan Erye want it, and they can arrange it at any time.
"Thank you, Second Brother Shan!"
Zhang Fei hugged his fists and saluted, he liked the feeling of being with Shan Xiongxin too much, and he was a lot stronger than that bastard in Bingzhou.
Zhao Dahu received the money, enthusiastically picked up the ruler, and began to measure Zhang Fei's body data, and suggested several styles of armor by the way.
After the measurement was completed, the style was selected, Zhao Dahu placed an order for customized materials, and then moved out some iron blocks and several hammers of different sizes to prepare for the iron.
For two days in a row, Zhang Fei avoided studying in the name of striking iron, but Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Qin Qiong studied very seriously.
Early on Tuesday morning, Qin Qiong wore a brand-new golden armor and led the yellow horse into the warehouse, intending to return to the Sui and Tang dynasties to prepare for the school competition.
Before he reached the middle of the warehouse, the air suddenly fluctuated, and Mu Guiying turned on the electric five wheels and came to the real world.
"Second Brother Qin's armor is so handsome, is it made of gold?"
As soon as this girl saw something valuable, her eyes lit up.
Of course, as a bandit in the new era, she naturally will not rob openly, but intends to exchange sweet potatoes from Mukezhai.
Qin Qiong said with a smile:
"This is steel armor, and the Great Tiger Virtuous Brother asked someone to dye a layer of color...... I heard that the virtuous sister is about to go on the expedition, and the foolish brother wishes you a successful start and a successful break! ”
Mu Guiying waved her hand indifferently:
"There are those tricks that Mr. has figured out, it is very easy to break the formation, I even want to directly knock down Youzhou, as my base, but unfortunately the master disagrees, saying that the time has not come."
Bidding farewell to Qin Qiong, Mu Guiying charged the five rounds of electricity, carried a small cloth bag, and walked to the study:
"Sir, we're ready to go, can you get me some more bottles?" Many of those bottles were bought by the wealthy people in the neighborhood......"
Li Yu was explaining the use of the tablet to Liu Bei and Guan Yu, and he couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this:
"That's for you to be a Molotov cocktail, why did you sell it?"
Mu Guiying sat on the computer chair, kicked her feet hard, the computer chair slid to Li Yu's side like a wheelchair, and threw the cloth bag in her hand on the desk:
"One or two gold, if I don't sell it, you should say that I won't live...... Eh, who are you? Sir new students? ”
"This is Uncle Liu Huang and Second Brother Guan, who came two days ago."
When Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly blew a rainbow fart:
"As soon as I entered the door, I felt that this emperor was full of spirit, and it turned out to be Uncle Liu Huang...... Second Brother Guan, when you become a god in the future, I'll go and play with you. ”
Seeing that Guan Yu was a little confused, Li Yu introduced the identity of the female bandit, and opened the cloth bag casually to take a look.
Inside are brand-new gold bricks, it should be this girl who reprocessed the yellow finance she received, yes, saving a lot of trouble.
After the opening of the scrap station, the demand for cash should be relatively large, and it must be prepared in advance.
As soon as they heard that it was Nuwa Niangniang's apprentice, Liu Bei and Guan Yu hurriedly saluted, but they didn't expect that the background of the homestay was so strong, and they even had the apprentices of the immortals.
After reading the gold, Li Yu threw the cloth bag into the cabinet in a chic manner, and said to Mu Guiying:
"I'll pick up some bottles for you later, but don't sell them anymore...... Did you test it with a clay pot? ”
When testing the Molotov cocktail before, Li Yu had reminded Mu Guiying to try some small clay pots, but the test results were not ideal:
"I tried, I can't throw far, it's better to throw beer bottles and red wine bottles, it's comfortable to hold, and throw far."
In that case, then don't fight the idea of clay pots.
Li Yu took his mobile phone and called the owner of a scrap yard in the town, ordered 20,000 bottles, and asked the other party to deliver them to the homestay.
Hanging up the phone, Liu Bei asked curiously:
"What's the use of the bottle you mentioned?"
Mu Guiying took out his mobile phone and played him a short video of testing Molotov cocktails, which made Uncle Liu Huang and Guan Er Ye marvel again and again:
"If this thing is used against heavy cavalry, it will definitely have unexpected effects!"
The two of them studied for two days, and they already had a general understanding of Jin Bing's iron float map, and they originally thought that it would be difficult to deal with, but they didn't expect that it could be solved with just one Molotov cocktail, which was simply a weapon of war.
李裕 says:
"This time Gui Ying broke through the heavens and made an attempt, if it is feasible, the B&B will hoard a large number of wine bottles in the future, and use them as Molotov cocktails for you."
Now the demand for gasoline is small, and the gas station can meet it, and if the Water Margin says that Yue World also uses it, let Mu Guiying distill some.
To deal with Jin Bing, you have to open up the supply.
It didn't take long for 20,000 bottles to arrive.
Guan Yu deliberately grabbed the bottle and tried it, such a simple thing can actually deal with the heavy cavalry built by the foreign race, it is clearly God bless Huaxia.
Mu Guiying didn't eat breakfast, and was holding the pancake roll beef at this time, counting the bottles while eating, for fear that there would be less.
After the counting, Mu Guiying rode Li Yu's motorcycle to the Hanfu factory, there is a live broadcast in the factory today, Diao Chan went to help early, the female bandits like to join in the fun, so naturally they will not let go of this opportunity.
After she left, Li Yu drove Liu Guanzhang and Shan Xiongxin to the city, and took the tickets of Professor Bai Zhou to take a few of them to the Yinxu Scenic Area.
Liu Bei was very interested in Oracle, so he deliberately took out his newly assembled mobile phone and took some photos clumsily.
Guan Yu is tall, plus wearing a new Hanfu, with a two-foot-long beard, he looks majestic, and when he went out of the scenic spot, the staff here also came over and invited him to take a few promotional photos.
After the photo was taken, Lao Guan was given a souvenir - an oracle bone dictionary and a set of bronze souvenirs.
Back in the car, Zhang Fei shouted:
"The people here are really biased, why are they only looking for the second brother to take pictures? Aren't a few of us also talented? ”
We are, you are not...... Li Yu started the car and wanted to go back to the B&B for lunch, but after looking at the time, he felt that it was better to make a little mistake in the city.
He took out the hot pot card given by Professor Zhou and led these big stomachs to eat a hot pot.
As a result, after a meal, he regretted not going to eat the buffet, because five people ate more than 2,000.
In addition to a bunch of dishes, they also caused a lot of trouble in the self-service area.
Zhang Fei emptied the fruit on the self-service counter for two rounds, and every time he went to serve it, he directly took away a whole tray, leaving the stunned customers and waiters.
Shan Xiongxin specializes in free cold dishes, and after eating, he stays in the self-service area, and he doesn't leave if he doesn't get a new one, Lao Guan's appetite is not very good today, and after emptying the small snacks in the self-service area, he didn't look for it again.
Only Liu Bei was honest and drank half a pot of free corn porridge.
When he went out to check out, the cashier swiped the card and saw that the balance was still more than 7,000, and he sighed in his heart, for fear that this group of people would come to disaster again in two days.
As soon as Zhang Fei got in the car, he shouted:
"It's not delicious, I'm not full."
Damn, it's a shame that you didn't say it in the store, otherwise the group of masters who cut the fruit would have to fight with you with fruit knives.
Shan Xiongxin felt that he ate a little too much cold dishes:
"It's cold, I'll have to eat something hot next time."
Liu Bei patted his stomach:
"You don't know how to eat, if you want to be good for your health, you still have to drink more porridge."
Drinking porridge is good for the body, but Xuande, you directly slap half a pot, and those who are healthy and those who are not healthy have to be silent.
He started the car and turned around to the scenic spot:
"Next time, let's take you to the buffet, all kinds of food can be made at will, and the range of choices is at least ten times that of here."
When Zhang Fei heard this, he couldn't help but rub his fists:
"When I went, I was told in advance that I didn't eat for the first two meals, and when I was so hungry that I could barely walk, I went in and came out again when I couldn't walk."
Day, you actually mastered the self-help essence of "supporting the wall in, supporting the wall out"!
Well, next time I will call Mu Guiying, Lu Bu, Qin Qiong, and Yue Fei, I don't know if this group of people can directly empty the dishes in the cafeteria if they go together.
Lao Guan looked at the high-rise buildings outside the window and said enviously:
"I don't know if we can build such a high-rise building in the Song Dynasty, if we can, we will be invincible in the world."
Li Yugang wanted to say that it was not good, but he felt that as long as the support of modern society kept up, he would buy what he lacked, and promote the development of industry in the entire Great Song Dynasty, maybe he could really succeed.
As long as the technology tree of the industrial revolution can be quickly lit up, it is not difficult to own high-rise buildings.
It's a pity that some large-scale industrial equipment is not so easy to buy, and even a lot of it is not for sale, and it is very difficult to get into the world of the book quietly, and you have to think about it in the long run.
Back at the B&B, Liu Bei and Guan Yu dragged Zhang Fei, who wanted to skip class, to study in the study, Shan Xiongxin had nothing to do, and also followed, planning to study the newly bought "Ancient Battle Array" in the study and learn the technique of arranging troops.
Li Yu sent them back, and went to the Hanfu factory to take a look, the live broadcast had ended, and Mu Guiying was eating in the cafeteria with Diao Chan.
Mu Guiying saw Shan Xiongxin's circle of friends, and asked happily:
"Are you going to eat hot pot?"
"Yes, go eat it, and make the store a disaster...... What does this do, you ask? ”
Mu Guiying flattened her mouth and said aggrievedly:
"People are about to go to the battlefield, I don't know if I can see the sun tomorrow, if only I could go to the city to eat a hot pot before leaving, so that even if I die on the battlefield, I have no regrets!"
Li Yu: "......"
Where did you learn how to enter the drama anytime and anywhere? Niangniang hasn't paid attention to your psychological problems?
Diao Chan covered his mouth and smiled:
"Sister Gui Ying, as long as she wants to eat something, her coquettish skills will be fully leveled in an instant...... But sir, the concubine hasn't been to hot pot for a long time, do we have time today? I don't have time, I can wait. ”
Tsk tsk, you're excited too, aren't you?
Li Yu thought about it and simply sent a WeChat message to Professor Zhou:
"In the evening, I will take Gui Ying and Xiao Cicada to eat hot pot, if Professor Zhou can enjoy the light, he will be a cow and a horse, and the grass will reciprocate!"
Stinky guys, they're going to be weird...... Zhou Ruotong flicked the crayon Xiaoxin on the desk and replied:
"Yes, but you have to promise me that if one day I need you to answer me a question, you can't refuse, okay?"
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