Chapter 206: Nuwa: Whoever makes Liu Bei have an accident will have an accident! 【Ask for a commuter pass】

It's hard for me to agree to your condition!

Li Yu thought about it and bargained with Professor Zhou in a WeChat message:

"You can't ask about artifacts."

"Don't ask!"

Ho, it's so refreshing, except for this secret, there is nothing else, Li Yu sent a handshake emoji without saying a word:

"See you in the evening!"

At noon, I just brought a few strong men to make the hot pot restaurant a disaster, and in the evening, I brought a few beauties over to ease the relationship, so that they didn't think they were looking for fault.

However, seeing Mu Guiying, who was holding a pot of rice and pulling it into his mouth, Li Yu felt that tonight's self-service area would not be too peaceful.

Alas, if you are not satisfied, you will not be able to live, after all, this girl is going to go on the expedition, and she really has to eat and drink well.

Thinking of the world's first use of the cross-era weapons of cannons and Molotov cocktails in the book, Li Yu said:

"When you go, bring a few action cameras, shoot more videos, and come back to give everyone a reference, and also explore to see if there is any need for improvement."

Roar, I'm going to eat hot pot in the city...... Mu Guiying happily took a bite of roasted eggplant and said vaguely:

"No problem, I promise to take pictures of them for you...... Prepare a few more memory cards and large-capacity power banks for me to save the chain at a critical time. ”

"There are many B&Bs, you can take whatever you want."

In addition to these, you also have to prepare some fireworks to scare the cavalry, ancient horses have not undergone relevant training, the slightest explosion can escape in all directions, directly use cannonballs is somewhat wasteful.

Gunpowder is very expensive, and it has to be used in key places.

When this battle is over, we have to upgrade the supporting tools of black powder for Mu Kezhai, such as industrial granulators, crystallization utensils for purifying nitrate, etc., all of which need to be bought.

As for the recipe, it should also be in the perfect ratio accurate to two decimal places in Britain at that time, so as to find the maximum efficiency of black powder.

Only by standardizing the production of black powder can a series of artillery-related data such as ballistics, landing points, and firing range be calculated.

As long as you master all of these, artillery will be a great weapon of destruction on the ancient battlefield, and it can even be moved to the ship, allowing the navy to enter the Age of Exploration in advance.

After Mu Guiying finished eating, Li Yu took her and Diao Chan to the fireworks market in the city, and bought fireworks and firecrackers for more than 100,000 yuan in accordance with the principles of loud sound, far shooting, and high brightness.

It didn't take long for the store to enthusiastically deliver the goods to the B&B warehouse, and also instructed a lot of precautions for storage, and then said goodbye and left.

"With this thing, it is not a problem to capture the Tianmen Array."

Mu Guiying carried a few large box-style fireworks to look left and right, and asked Li Yu:

"Sir, if you take out the gunpowder inside, can you make it into a bomb?"

Yes, yes, I just don't know what the power of the explosion will be...... It is a good thing to be brave in innovation, Li Yu encouraged Mu Guiying:

"You can transport it back to try it, but don't dismantle it all, otherwise you'll have to buy it for you back."

"Yes sir!"

The electric five wheels were fully charged, and Mu Guiying rolled up her sleeves and began to load the car.

Transporting the fireworks and compressed biscuits back, the girl went to Diao Chan's room to take a shower, and put a new pair of casual shoes that Diao Chan bought on her feet on the grounds that she needed to wear new shoes on the grounds that she was about to go on the expedition.

In the evening, Li Yu drove Mu Guiying and Diao Chan, who were dressed in new clothes, to the gate of Guanlan Mingshu Community, met Professor Zhou, and went to the hot pot restaurant for a meal together.

After eating and drinking enough to return to the homestay, Mu Guiying hurriedly left the real world with an action camera, memory card, power bank and other items, ready to set off!

"I really didn't expect to have a meal with Sister Zhou and a gift."

Diao Chan sat in the study, fiddling with a small card camera, and thought it was very funny that the lens popped out.

Zhou Ruotong saw that Diao Chan liked to post photos of homestays in the circle of friends, so she bought two card cameras, one for her and Mu Guiying.

Li Yu cheekily wanted it too, but he stared at him and hurriedly helped the three of them to wash vegetables.

"Stop playing, familiarize yourself with the knowledge of the fifth grade again, and then it's time for the junior high school course, it's quite difficult, you have to be careful."

Li Yu "confiscated" the card camera and played with it for a while, and answered a few historical questions about Liu Bei Guan Yu, thinking that he hadn't gone to chat with his old mother for two days, so he took the newly bought snacks today and took advantage of the night to wander to the scenic spot.

Worried that it was not good to just eat snacks, Li Yu bought a box of self-heating hot pot in a roadside shop in the scenic spot, so that Niangniang could feel the charm of self-heating food.

When he came to the statue of Nuwa, as soon as Li Yu tore open the snack package, Nuwa's voice rang out in his head:

"This pumpkin crisp is quite chic, go back and ask Gui Ying to move a box for me."

Good guy, in the past, there were only one or two packs, but now I want the whole box directly, no wonder Mu Guiying likes to ask for things so much, it must be ...... As soon as I thought of this, I suffered a brain breakdown.

But compared to the past, this time it didn't hurt at all.

Li Yu asked while fiddling with the self-heating hot pot:

"Gui Ying will not be troubled by the officials of the Great Song Dynasty this time, right?"

"No, Zhong Liquan has already gone down to wait in the Song army camp, I am afraid that she will not go, and I specially asked Tai Baixing to come to me again, and Haotian also asked people to send a bunch of peaches."

There are so many good things that you don't eat, but you like junk food in the eyes of your parents, and the old mother is really rebellious.

Li Yu fiddled with the hot pot, poured in mineral water, covered the lid, and soon the heat came up.

The mother was surprised:

"Cold water can still be heated like this?"

"Yes, it's not a clever technique."

After the hot pot was ready, Li Yu lifted the lid and after honoring his old mother, he ate it while it was hot:

"Lu Bu realized Liu Bei's pursuit, Liu Guanzhang came out of the Three Kingdoms World two days ago, and planned to go to the Water Margin Yue World to start a new foundation...... The gods won't get in the way, right? ”

"This thing is not as delicious as the spicy fragrant pot you made...... Before you set out, you brought them to the statue to worship me once. ”

Yo, is the old mother planning to add the saint's logo one by one to make her position clear?

As soon as she thought of this, Niangniang took the initiative to say:

"The real world can't add my logo, I plan to take a few photos and pass them on to all the gods in the way of divine thoughts, whoever makes them have an accident, who will have an accident."

This is...... Directly covered to death?

"As I said, leave the affairs of the heavenly realm to me, and you will do the affairs of the world...... As long as Liu Bei and them can benefit the people, I will naturally protect them. ”

If you can exclude the interference of immortals, you are not afraid of a simple historical hegemony, after all, in addition to Liu Guanzhang, you also have Yue Fei, Shan Xiongxin, Lu Junyi, and Lu Wenlong, a high-ranking favorite who will definitely join in.

If it doesn't work, you can even transfer the generals from other worlds, such as the masters of the Sui and Tang dynasties, instead of fighting back and forth and dying, it is better to go to the Song Dynasty to fight for a wave.

Well, for a long time in the future, Water Margin said that Yue World will be the focus of B&B support.

After all, strong enemies are around, and they must be on top of their strength.

The only thing Li Yu is worried about now is whether Niangniang will completely offend the gods to death if she protects her shortcomings like this.

In the future, if the wind and rain are not good in the place ruled by Emperor Liu, even if a powerful empire is established, it will quickly fall apart in various natural disasters.

娘娘 says:

"As long as Liu Bei shows the qualities and abilities that a monarch should have, the immortals will naturally stand in line quickly, and it is a great merit to change the dynasty, not to mention ordinary immortals, even the level of Haotian Duobao will be excited."

Damn, I feel that there is no difference between the heavenly realm and the human world, and they all uphold the principle of "there are no eternal enemies, only eternal interests".

But this massive amount of merit is better to give it to the mother than to cheapen them.

Even if the tuba is full, it can be directly blessed to the trumpet of Li Shan's mother, isn't it?

In the future, maybe Niangniang's trumpet can also reach the level of a saint, the strength of the double saints, not to mention the Jade Emperor and Rulai, even if he is still an otaku, Yuan Shi Tianzun, will be panicked.

"Silly boy, saints are not the same as innate saints, but my good corpse really doesn't have much merit, I can bless some more, and by the way, I can share some faith, anyway, there is not much faith in a world."

A world?

Old mother, you look down on B&Bs too much, don't you?

Li Yu planned to free up his hands to let all the world in the book begin to implement the belief of Li Shan's mother, build temples, and worship the emperor himself on major festivals, and rush up the level of the trumpet.

After conceiving these, Li Yu took out the gold-inlaid jade Buddha that was returned by Elder Zhizhen from his shoulder bag:

"I asked Wu Erlang to give it to Elder Zhizhen, but he didn't ask for it, saying that this thing has another fate...... Mother, can you see anything? ”

Nuwa pondered for a moment:

"I can't say too clearly, so as not to affect your judgment in the future, but I can only tell you that this thing has something to do with a world, a world that you haven't opened yet."

A world that hasn't opened yet?

There is one ...... Li Yu asked tentatively:

"Sealed in the world of gods?"

"No, it's a new world you didn't mention...... Don't think about it, when the time comes, you will naturally know. ”

Nuwa didn't say much about this matter, but talked about the cultivators in the Water Margin world:

"Elder Zhizhen and Luo Zhenren are both suppressing the realm, they don't want to ascend, they don't want to become immortals, you can let people get closer to these two in the future, it's beneficial."

Isn't it a good thing to become an immortal?

Why do you still suppress the realm?

Li Yu was a little puzzled, but the mother didn't explain, so he had to put away the gold-inlaid jade Buddha, and returned to the homestay with the remaining snacks after eating the hot pot.

When she was about to walk out of the 500-meter range, Niangniang actually mentioned Zhao Dahu:

"The blacksmith in the scenic spot, there has been a significant change in the weather luck in the past two days, is there a way to increase luck in this world?"

Luck?

Li Yu instantly thought of Longqi Mountain, and he asked tentatively:

"Is there any harm in this kind of luck?"

"No, it's the most primordial power, and after a few good things are triggered, it will slowly dissipate...... It's very strange, it's obviously a world that forbids any divine power, but there is actually the purest source and purest power in the universe, and it is also related to luck, so amazing. ”

Damn, what's going on with these cats and dogs?

Just as she was curious about Brother Dao and the Good Luck Cat, Nuwa suddenly asked:

"Son, this should be your biggest secret, right? Did you show me that? ”

Li Yu: "......"

I'm going to say I forgot, can you believe it?

He hurriedly said:

"You are an old human mother, how can you hide secrets as a child, but I have always been confused, I want to study, but I don't know where to start."

"There must be something else behind this unimaginable power, just let it be, and don't deliberately dig into it, so as not to be contaminated with unnecessary cause and effect."

Niangniang didn't ask too much, but persuaded Li Yu to go with the flow.

Back at the B&B, Li Yu put the gold-inlaid jade Buddha back in the vault, fed the horses again, and then returned upstairs.

As soon as I walked into the study, I heard Zhang Fei snoring.

This guy sleeps as soon as he studies, Liu Bei said it a few times, but it didn't work, let him go back to sleep, he felt that sleeping in the study was more fragrant.

In the future, when he went to the Water Margin world, he could let Niangniang stuff some knowledge into his head, so that he would not know anything and lose the battle.

Well, Niangniang has quite a lot of experience in dealing with scumbags, and it is absolutely no problem to clean up Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu put down the "Farmland Management Minutes" in his hand, moved his wrist, looked at Li Yu and asked:

"Dare to ask Mr. Li, if you want to learn martial arts, where is it usually done?"

Martial arts?

The most suitable is naturally the small square of the scenic spot, which can not only learn martial arts, but also sell a wave of tickets, which is definitely a great thing for the scenic spot.

It just so happened that Second Brother Qin was not enjoying the school competition, so he could fight against Lao Guan for a wave.

It's time to stage the famous scene of Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong.

Thinking of this, Li Yu said:

"There are generally performances in scenic spots, before the second brother Qin and the old brother Fengxian have performed fighting generals, Gui Ying has performed flying knives, Erlang has performed drunken boxing, and Xiao Cicada has also shown dances and musical instruments...... If Lao Guan doesn't mind, I can arrange for you and Second Brother Qin to have a game. ”

Although there is no such performance scenic spot business, it is not bad, but while Liu Guanzhang has not yet gone to the Water Margin to say Yue World, it is better to end his wish.

After all, after they leave, it will be difficult to watch this kind of famous scene again.

Guan Yu stroked his long beard:

"Wen Hou mentioned this matter two days ago, since Mr. Li is also interested, then Guan will wait for Second Brother Qin to come!"

Speaking of fighting, Zhang Feiteng, who was snoring, sat up:

"Call the boy from Bingzhou, and do the Sanying battle against Lu Bu again, and see if I don't stab him with 10,000 transparent holes!"

My day, you've been learning a lot lately, and you even know 10,000 transparent holes.

Li Yu felt that it was easy for Sanying to fight against Lu Bu, not only Zhang Fei wanted to have a game, but Lu Bu, who liked to be in the limelight, naturally did not want to let go of this opportunity.

Since Lu Fengxian has a new armor, he has not shown his face in the scenic spot, it is time to satisfy his vanity.

Li Yu agreed:

"Let's arrange it together then, just as you are about to enter a new world, and it can be regarded as relaxing before leaving."

He flipped through the calendar, estimated the time of Qin Qiong's return, and finally set the time for this weekend.

After determining the date, Li Yu hurriedly sent a message to Lao Feng:

"I contacted a few friends, and there are fighting performances on the weekend, which can promote a wave and increase the flow of visitors to the scenic spot."

"The marketing department is thinking about doing a promotion in the spring recently, and it would be great to have a performance, and I am now preparing a promotional copy to ensure that the customer flow will be doubled!"

Are you working so hard to force me to raise my salary?

Well, when the time comes, you can also ask the Hanfu factory to go live to increase the number of fans, so that it is convenient to bring goods in the future.

On Friday morning, Li Yu had breakfast and was just about to go out on a motorcycle, when Xiao Yue Fei, who had not been to the B&B recently, finally appeared.

He wore jeans and a hoodie, like a middle school student going to an elder's house for dinner on the weekend.

"Sir, Brother Yan Qing brought the divine doctor An Daoquan, and he said that he met a lot of Liangshan heroes on this trip, and he either invited him to join the gang, or wanted to take An Daoquan away, which was quite unsmooth."

Is this the Nine Heavens Xuan Niangniang exerting her strength?

Li Yu asked:

"Then how did he bring An Daoquan back?"

Among the heroes of Liangshan, whether it is Tao Zongwang who farms the land, Xiao Rang, a holy hand scholar, or Song Qing and the like who do miscellaneous work, all of them have the setting of liking to practice martial arts.

Putting aside the level of fist and foot kung fu for the time being, people are at least willing to practice.

But An Tao has no martial arts at all, not only has no martial arts, but also is quite lustful, which is completely opposite to the mainstream image of a hero.

It should be very difficult to take such a person across thousands of miles and overcome layers of obstacles to return to Neihuang Qilin Village.

Yue Fei smiled and said with some embarrassment:

"When Brother Yan Qing left, he asked the students to write four words all the way, and signed my name, and whenever he encountered a problem that could not be solved, he took out the piece of paper, bowed to the west a few times, and then turned around."

I rely on it, I really deserve to be the first clever person in the Water Margin, Yan Qing not only has a good mind, but even figured out a routine to defeat magic with magic.

Jiutian Xuannu Niangniang's side definitely didn't want the plot to be changed, so she designed a bunch of plots to let the future Liangshan heroes stop Yan Qing.

If possible, you can even drag Yan Qing to Liangshan.

But Yan Qing had already prepared, taking Yue Fei's name and summoning the Buddha Gate to attack.

If you come, your uncle said that the road is smooth, but now it can't be done, what's the matter?

It felt that the monks of the entire Lingshan were watching the pair of passers-by, for fear that something would happen.

This kind of operation of coercing the uncle to make Buddhism is really useful, but I don't know if it will annoy Rulai, and I won't recognize this relative in the future.

Thinking that he was going to Erlong Mountain to pick up Lu Zhishen next, he even dug a corner in front of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, and it is estimated that there will be more conflicts.

李裕 says:

"Your Senior Brother Wu has already begged for a letter from Elder Zhizhen, as long as you give it to Lu Zhishen, you can get it, but there are so many small movements of the Nine Heavens Xuannu...... Pengju, why don't you take a trip with Yan Qing? If you go in person, you can also show the sincerity of our side. ”

In fact, Liu Bei should be asked to invite it, so that it will be more convenient to use in the future.

But Li Yu wanted Liu Bei to learn some more modern knowledge, and he would go over when he had rested enough. Anyway, in recent years, it has been quiet over there, and you can stay at the B&B for a while longer, after all, you may never see each other again.

When Yue Fei heard that he could go out, a little excitement flashed on his face:

"Well, where is the faith? The student and Brother Yan Qing set off. ”

Li Yu stopped him with a smile:

"This is not in a hurry, let me first introduce you to the future savior of the Water Margin Yue World, and it is also the object of your future assistance...... Of course, if you want to be the emperor, I can also let him assist you. ”

After all, Xiao Yue Fei is his own student, and he can choose whatever he wants.

"Who is the savior that the gentleman is talking about?"

"Liu Bei, Liu Xuande!"

(End of chapter)